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 '''www.eddielowfilthslayer.blogsnobs.org''' is a blog on the [[Internet in GTA IV|internet]] in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]], belonging to the estranged serial killer [[Eddie Low]]. In his blog he talks about his strange behavior, and mentions that the [[LCPD in GTA IV Era|police]] can't find him.
+Here is a sample of his online manifesto in which he explains his motives for targeting Liberty City's joggers:
+Eddie has been a naughty boy. I only went for a walk by the lake, mother, I promise. There's a jogger in the bushes. I HATE JOGGERS! You are given the greatest gift of all - life - and what do you do with it? Jog. Fucking narcissists! LOOK AT ME! Look at me lunge and stretch. Look at me hopping in place while I wait for the lights to change. Oooooh, I'm not going to run, I'm not going to walk - I'm going to JOG. Get off the fucking fence before I impale you on it. Ooops, I already have. I brought the head back for Boo Boo Wilkins but he isn't impressed. That cat has got ideas too big for its britches. I like to cut the heads off joggers to see if they keep on running like chickens. Sometimes the only difference between making love and making hate is a turn of the wrist. So tired.
 The blog is not a separate website; but a single blog out of many on ''[[Blogsnobs.org|www.blogsnobs.org]].''
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