User:Gta-mysteries/Pedestrian Dialogue
The following is a script of all pedestrian dialogue in Grand Theft Auto IV.
FM Business 1
- Don't quit your day job, honey.
- Taxi! Right here, baby.
- Hit it, honey.
- Who is you? Let go of me.
- I'm a law biding citizen, okay?
- Don't be all stingy with the napkins either.
- Did I say come in? No, then get out.
- This was a waste of my time.
- Hey, sugar.
- Officer, I'm a tax paying citizen.
- Just what do you think you're doing?
- You need to do something else with your time.
- See? Now I just paid this car off.
- Get your funky hands off of me.
- Whatever money I got, you can keep.
- Here you go, spend it on food, okay?
- Don't shoot me, sir. I got kids, okay?
- My car! You big, blind dummy.
- You can't just be running folks over.
- I am tired of being hurt and lied to by you.
- I need to quit, I'm about to be a grandma you know.
- Honey, in this country that is a hit and run.
- Hey, don't be causing ruckus around here.
- You better get out of my face.
- Hey, I worked hard for this car.
- Oh my God, you went and hit my car.
- Here, keep your spirits up, baby.
- You bout to have us both at the precinct.
- That ain't even right.
- See now I know you ain't hit my car.
- Yes please, sugar.
- Why you gotta be like that?
- Lord have mercy. Not my car.
- Oh my God. I don't wanna die.
- Bring back my car!
- I think I see him right over there.
- Oh my God, you just hit that person.
- A no-go cosmo, please.
- My son and his problems got me smoking like a chimney.
- There he is. See him over there?
- Take care of yourself.
- Are you touched in the head? Stop that.
- Here you go. Thank you so much.
- Yes please, honey.
- Oh no you did not just hit my car.
- Now why are you in my house? Get out.
- I need to get to work!
- Please, hurry. I'm running late, okay?
- Could you add extra salt and ketchup?
- Excuse me, I was here first.
- Oh, so that's how it's gonna be?
- Make sure you find yourself some place to sleep tonight.
- That's the last time you play me for a fool.
- I'll do what you say, just don't shoot.
- I just paid that car off.
- You better let go of me, fool.
- No thank you, sugar.
- Liste, mister, I don't want no trouble.
- Officer, I'm just minding my own business.
- Honey, let me get Cherenkov in cranberry.
- And just where you think you going?
- Yeah, uh, I'd like two number twos, please.
- Ain't that a shame.
- Do I look like booboo the fool to you?
- Go ahead with that foolishness.
- No, that stuff got my balls all messed up.
- You take care, okay?
- I'm getting robbed, ya'll. Somebody help me!
- Everytime I get divorced, I start smoking again.
- I know that's right.
- Bye.
- No thanks, honey.
- Who you telling?
- Sorry, sugar, but I'm late for work.
- Just what do you think you're doing?
- Look, you can't just be cutting no lines here.
- I ain't got time for your mess.
- Oh, you done lost your mind.
- Stop dragging your butt and go.
- Keep it moving you big dummy.
- Now look fool, I ain't got all day.
- Hurry your behind across the street.
- Where'd you get your license, Save-a-Cent?
- You foreigners oughta learn how to drive.
- Where'd you get your license, Binco?
- What the hell is ya'll doing up there?
- Hurry up now, I'm late for my shift.
- Why you up in my face like that?
- Do I know you, mister?
- Please move outta my way, sir.
- Uh, you making me uncomfortable.
- Beg your pardon. Have we met?
- Oh my, I hope it works out okay.
- Did you hear about that from the bosses?
- I hadn't heard nothing about that.
- These new benefits, I don't understand them.
- I hope they don't start laying folks off.
- We got a big work load this quarter.
- Excuse me, is the library around here?
- Sorry I can't help you.
- What is wrong with you?
- Have mercy!
- Hey watch it now.
- What on Earth?
- Oh my God!
- Sorry, I'm late for my job. Pardon me.
- Excuse me, late for work. Sorry, sorry, excuse me.
- You want a whopping, you got it.
- Okay, now the gloves is off.
- I have had about enough of you.
- You done worked my last nerve.
- Yeah child, teach that knucklehead a lesson.
- Mmhmm, keep jabbing, honey, there you go.
- Show some heart, honey. That's it.
- That's it, baby. Right in the mouth.
- Ain't nothing like an old school fist fight.
- My son is gonna hear about this.
- You heavy-handed bastard.
- How you gonna hit a lady in the street?
- I'm gonna get my son.
- I ain't even do nothing to you.
- This is my usual way to work, okay?
- Police! Some fool just stole my car.
- You think that'll get me in bed?
- Yeah I know I was looking cute this morning.
- Please, don't be a pig.
- I hope I get a grandson and I hope he turn out better than his foolish uncle.
- A man? Girl, I ain't got no kind of luck with men. I stick with work and family.
- I only got a few personal days left and I used one because I was hungover.
- I asked him for time off when the grandbaby is born and he said no.
- Girl, I came in and my boss was too high to pick up the phone.
- Hey baby, what's the word?
- Okay honey, kiss kiss, talk to you later.
- Ha ha ha. For real, though?
- Now ain't that something?
- You have got to be kidding me.
- Are you serious?
- Uh huh.
- Now that's just crazy.
- Please.
- Yup.
- There he is. See him up there?
- I think I see that fellow. Right up there.
- Oh thank you, you saved my life.
- Oh, Hell.
- Oh, that poor thing.
- Oh my God, that is so sad.
- Oh, I just wanna live to see my grandbaby.
- OW! Please, I have a family.
- What did I just step in?
- If I didn't see that with my own eyes...
- What in the world was that?
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you, baby.
- Thank you.
- My folks can't afford to pay no big ransom.
- I'm about to be a grandma, please don't hurt me.
- I don't want no involvement in your crimes.
- Honey, I was just trying to get to work.
- Oh my God. Please don't hurt me.
FM Business 1 BD1
- Don't let him shoot me!
- Oh no! Oh no, oh no!
- Stop it, please!
- Is everybody okay?
- Don't do it!
- Get away! Shoo, shoo!
- Ah, God I hope nobody's hurt.
- No, please, I'm a mother!
- What are you doing?!
- Jsut breathe, breathe.
- Um, excuse me, I need to get past you!
- Uh, hello, yes you, could you please move?
- Traffic is getting worse and worse on this street.
- Hey! Let's get this crap moving, okay?
- How rude.
- Hey, that hurt.
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
- Aaahhh!
- No!
- Whaaa!
- Get away from me!
- Help, help!
- Please, don't do this!
- I don't believe it.
FM Business 1 BN1
- Don't shoot!
- Help! Help!
- You bastard!
- Asshole.
- Jackass.
- Jerk.
- Hey.
- Shit.
- Freak.
- Not again!
- This is always happening!
- Can't they stop this?
- Oh my Goodness!
FM Business 2
- That's so not good.
- Taxi please.
- Hi.
- Don't kill me.
- Yeah, so easy, pick on the fat chick.
- I'd like one of those and one of these on the side.
- My big strong boyfriend is coming home soon.
- You've got real talent. Not.
- Hello.
- You pick on someone your own size.
- Don't rape me.
- Oh, my goodness, you're terrible.
- Holy smoke.
- Leave me alone!
- He's got a gun!
- You are breaking my heart.
- Don't shoot.
- Darn it.
- You can't just hit and run. It's illegal.
- It's the killer!
- Go back to sleeping with your sister!
- I keep saying I'm going to quit...
- Oh no, it's him.
- You hit somebody!
- You stop that right this instant.
- You break my heart and my diaphragm!
- Please don't hurt me.
- Uh.
- This city can be so cruel sometimes.
- Oh, that man was a psycho.
- Call the police!
- Oh no.
- Yes.
- That was uncalled for.
- Could I have a shot of whiskey please?
- Oh, brother.
- Look out, he'll kill us all.
- You jacker, you.
- Over there!
- Are they alright?
- Diet Ecola, please.
- This will be my last year as a smoker.
- He's over there!
- Here. There's also a shelter around the corner.
- Psycho!
- Get away!
- Thank you.
- Yes.
- Cripes!
- I'm, um, I'm going to call my big strong boyfriend.
- Someone stop that man!
- Let's go, please.
- I'd like three half portions of this and a full one of that.
- But this is my taxi.
- Words can hurt, you know.
- Here, now find some help.
- Even I'm not that desperate. Goodbye.
- Are you crazy?
- Stop! Thief!
- Police! Police!
- Thank you, no.
- Put the gun down, please.
- Hey, I pay my taxes.
- I'd like an Orango-tang, please.
- The murderer!
- Oh my goodness, no.
- Troublemaker!
- Number one, humungosized.
- Yes.
- Forget it. I can never trust you again!
- You just go and bleep yourself.
- Get that horrible stuff away from me.
- Bye.
- Help! Somebody!
- I've cut down a lot on cigarretes since the smoking ban.
- Couldn't agree more.
- Goodbye.
- No thank you.
- I know.
- Why do you insist on taking other people's taxis?
- Help me!
- Wait online like the rest of us.
- I want you to F off.
- Sir, I think that was a person you hit.
- Why is he still on the street?
- Make your mind up, please.
- Today, please.
- What is so hard about crossing the street?
- Chop, chop over there.
- Let's go already.
- Oh my goodness, this is taking forever.
- What a delay.
- It never fails.
- When will they come up with a cure for traffic jams?
- Excuse me, please.
- Pardon me.
- Sorry about that.
- My mistake, sorry.
- Ow, my foot.
- I won't spill the beans on that.
- My broker will be getting a call tomorrow.
- It looks like it's time for a portfolio makeover.
- My boss says to keep an eye on Sprunk.
- There are going to be big changes with Shark.
- You didn't hear it from me, but the Swingers are going to be sold to the Japanese.
- Do you know where the Health Fit store is around here?
- Oh, I'm sorry, I don't, I'm afraid I don't know where that is.
- Ah.
- Look out.
- Hey!
- Oh!
- Ahh!
- Excuse me, please.
- Pardon me, please.
- I'm tired of being kicked around.
- People like you have wrecked my life!
- You picked the wrong girl, I've got nothing to lose.
- I may be big but I can still hurt you.
- Come on!
- We all mean fit.
- Let's see some blood!
- More punching.
- You hit so nice.
- No! Leave me alone!
- I won't stoop to your level.
- I'm not that desperate.
- I don't need a man that badly.
- Don't even think about it.
- Sounds exciting but I haven't been following anyone.
- I've been jacked.
- You need a girlfriend.
- What would your wife say?
- Are you married?
- I'm always interested in speed dating.
- There will be handsome men there, right?
- Do you think anyone of them will look like Mr. Darcy?
- I'm going to buy a new dress.
- I'll only eat salads for a few days.
- Hello?
- Speak to you later. Bye.
- Uh huh.
- Yes.
- Hmm.
- Wow.
- He he he.
- Oh, you.
- Right.
- Okay.
- He's up there!
- He was up there!
- My goodness gracious!
- I don't believe it.
- Thank you so much for bringing me back.
- Oh, fudge!
- My goodness gracious.
- I don't believe it.
- Oh no! Oh my leg!
- My leg. Somebody help me!
- Oh dear, my shoes.
- What's that?
- What's going on?
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
- Thank you very much.
- Please, please let me out.
- Please don't kill me.
- I don't wanna die.
- Why are you doing this?
- What kind of monster are you?
FM Business 2 BD1
- You ain't even have to go there, baby.
- Now suppose I crash into your car.
- Wait a minute, sugar, what are you doing?
- See, you don't value folk's property.
- I don't wanna die like this.
- Cut that out. How am I gonna sell it now?
- How the hell am I gonna sell this thing now?
- Uh huh, you ain't shooting my big ass, no sir.
- Hold up honey, don't grab the goodies now.
- Hurr up y'all, I ain't getting no thinner.
- Honey, I know I looke good but move it, okay?
- Baby, I know you're looking at me but go!
- Damn traffic, I'm late for therapy.
- Would you hurry the hell up?
- Hmm honey, you look like me next ex.
- Hey sugar, don't be shy here.
- Um, baby, you look like husband number three.
- Shit.
- What the Hell?
- Have mercy.
- Uh huh, you ain't gonna be smacking me up.
- Is you crazy? You can't just be hitting folks.
- Uh huh, you ain't even gonna be hitting on me.
- Oh goodness, my blood pressure just shot up.
FM Business 2 BN1
- Ah! Ah!
- He's gonna kill me!
- He's got a gun!
- No manners.
- So rude.
- Excuse me?
- Oh my God.
- You crazy?
- Trying to kill me?
- This ain't happening!
- Oh no, not me!
- Ah!
- My God!
FM Chinatown
- Oh, you so bad.
- Taxi! Me, me. Here.
- But I got no money.
- But I am good citizen you know.
- Out! Out! Get out!
- Ni hao.
- Okay, just take the car. Don't kill me.
- You really suck.
- Ah!
- Now I have to buy a new car.
- He kill me.
- Gun! A man with a gun!
- What? Chinese
- You blind? You idiot.
- Ah, I love smoking.
- What the hell are you doing?
- My car! My car!
- Not again! Chinese
- Chinese
- I like this. Thank you.
- You thief!
- Oh no!
- What I did?
- Somebody kill him.
- You bad.
- Animal. Stupid driver.
- Can I buy one strong drink?
- I love smoking outside Binco. Great store.
- What you doing?
- Oh. Thank you so much.
- Yes.
- Please. Chinese
- This is my house. Go away.
- Let's go.
- Hey, get away. This is my taxi.
- Chinese
- Crazy man! Chinese
- I have good insurance.
- He has a gun! Watch out!
- Please, leave me alone.
- I buy drink.
- Sure. Sure, sure.
- You screw.
- No no no.
- I need help!
- You can't smoke in restaurant but you can bring gun there. Crazy, no?
- Hello?
- Yeah. Life is good.
- No.
- I agree. Ah, yeah yeah yeah.
- Hi. My cab, not yours. Get out.
- Ah no! Chinese
- Go to Hell.
- I need to buy this, please.
- Please, please, drive more safely.
- Move!
- I'm waiting here.
- Are you stupid?
- Move.
- What's this?
- Ah, stupid.
- I'm gonne die. Chinese
- Ouch. Chinese
- Rude. Chinese
- Careful, big eye.
- Do I look like road map?
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.
- You smell pig.
- I kill you.
- I kick you ass.
- I don't want to die.
- I am too old for this.
- I hate this peasant shit.
- No. I don't do such thing.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- I'm not made of money, you know.
- Shut up, animal.
- Ah, fuck you, asshole.
- Oh, I tell you where to buy nice thick Croex.
- What? You shopping without me?
- How much? A copy of furniture.
- Chinese
- Oh, I already buy that at big sale.
- Chinese
- I have to go shopping now. Bye.
- Yeah?
- Hi.
- Sure. Sure.
- Chinese
- Yeah. Yeah.
- I see.
- Okay.
- Uh huh.
- Oh my God!
- Oh. Am I alive?
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Oh my God!
- Actually, I have nothing to buy here, but my hand is itchy.
- Oh. Cheap, cheap, cheap. I like this place.
- oh, that's so disgusting.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Thank you.
- Help me.
- I want out.
- Let me out!
- What you doing?
- This is Hell. Chinese
FM Chinatown BD1
- He's gonna shoot me!
- My car hurt!
- Don't kill! Please!
- Oh, my car!
- A gun! A gun! Ahh!
- What you doing? Oh no!
- What you do to my car?
- He has a gun!
- Ahh!
- I have go go. Move!
- What you doing, stupid?
- I'm in hurry. Let's go!
- What is stopping traffic?
- Move stupid thing.
- No manners.
- Unbelievable.
- So rude.
- Crazy man!
- Oh no!
- What you doing?
- Ah!
- No dying!
- No fight!
- Oh no!
FM Chinatown BN1
- He has a pistol.
- Don't shoot.
- Oh no, a gun!
- Sorry.
- Excuse me.
- You rude.
- Ah!
- Save me.
- Don't kill me.
- No fight, no fight.
- I'm not fighting, I'm not fighting!
- I like life.
- My, my!
FM PBusiness 1
- Boring.
- Over here. Taxi!
- Well, hello.
- You foreign prick.
- I give to the PBA.
- Dude, get the hell out.
- Hey.
- You watch too many cop shows.
- This acceptable in your country?
- Get this asshole off stage.
- I just waxed this thing.
- Criminal asshole. I'm a lady.
- Please, no no no.
- I'll pray for you.
- I'll give you anything. Please, no.
- Are you high?
- Pull over and help that person.
- That's the psycho.
- Go get some therapy and stop hitting women.
- This is some crazy weather, huh?
- Call the cops, it's the murderer!
- Are we gonna stop?
- Help, crackhead attack!
- You don't wanna do this.
- I told you, don't pull my hair during sex.
- Please don't molest me!
- I'll ruin your life, asshole.
- Please, get something to eat.
- You've got problems, asshole.
- I hope you die for that.
- You didn't just hit me...
- Sure.
- Wow, someone's insecure.
- You have wine coolers?
- Someone's gonna pay for that.
- He's gonna molest me.
- Come back here, coward.
- That way. Hurry!
- Give me a cosmo please.
- Congress really fucked up with that vote.
- Right over there!
- You savage. Leave me alone.
- Sure, here you go.
- I called the cops, you know.
- Jesus shit, what the fuck?
- Thanks, that was fast, great driving.
- Yeah.
- Not today.
- I'll blow your ass off.
- I've got vehicle recovery.
- Let's move this shit bucket, huh?
- Um hey, that's my taxi.
- Fine, be an asshole.
- You guys always break my heart.
- You're hopeless. Go eat shit.
- Don't shoot, I'm weak.
- You junkie!
- I remember faces.
- Uh... no.
- First divorce, then this.
- You always shade at chicks?
- Tequila please. Neat.
- The killer is back.
- Watch out for that asshole.
- What the hell?
- Give me a number ten low fat.
- My Dad is always saying the same thing.
- I should never have gotten together with you.
- Go fuck your grandmother.
- Please, I only drink.
- Later.
- Help! I've been fucking mugged!
- Can you believe that Patriot Act?
- You always say stupid shit like that.
- You think you're special, asshole?
- Ciao.
- Nah.
- You never know in this life, huh?
- I saw it first, it's mine.
- Please no, don't kill me.
- There's a line.
- Eat my ass, shitwad.
- Someone help me.
- You savage.
- You ain't gonna hit me again.
- Try forward motion, stupid.
- This is a road, dummy.
- Oh, the whole world is about you.
- Don't be so selfish.
- Hey, where's the funeral?
- I'm late to therapy.
- Discover your gas pedal, asshole.
- My ex calls me, now this?
- I'm hitting menopause here.
- Your bitch mom teach you manners?
- Say sorry, shithead.
- You got my clothes dirty.
- Handsy creep.
- You trying to cop a feel?
- Ronk asshole.
- This your first time?
- You drunk or something?
- You could use driving school.
- Easy, asshole.
- Watch it, fucknuts.
- I know, it's why I fuck my boss.
- Totally.
- I hear you.
- I love making one-hundred page slideshows.
- Gay char guys are total asshole.
- Why doesn't this company outsource?
- I'm late to therapy, leave me alone.
- Jesus!
- Christ!
- Lunatic!
- 911.
- Oh no.
- Guy, can you move?
- Move please.
- I'll beat you like my ex beat me.
- I'm not gonna be a victim.
- You want a foot in your ass?
- I'll tear your eyes out.
- Destroy them!
- I got ten on that fat one!
- Beat some ass.
- Do a roundhouse.
- Oh no, not my face.
- Just like my ex beat me.
- Help, someone, I'm in danger.
- Please, I have a career.
- Right. Like I follow you?
- Police. Some prick just carjacked me.
- You're a pig.
- It's a blind date.
- He's British.
- And bald.
- After my ex, I'll sleep with anyone.
- We didn't make out, did we?
- Hey, Kelly.
- I gotta jetski. Ttyl.
- Yeah.
- Totally.
- Uh huh.
- Nuh uh.
- I guess.
- Gone.
- Please.
- How?
- He's up there!
- Hurry, he went up there!
- What in the hell?
- Oh my God. Thanks, I have insurance.
- Shit batter.
- Is everyone okay?
- I can't believe this fucking town.
- God, my leg's bleeding.
- You shot my leg!
- Doesn't anyone pick up their shit?
- What in the hell?
- This is some terrorism shit.
- Cool, thanks.
- I appreciate it.
- Thanks a lot.
- No. Please don't hurt me.
- Are we going to your hideout?
- I'm implanted with a GPS chip.
- What do you want? No!
- Don't you touch me, freak.
FM PBusiness BD1
- He's gonna shoot!
- My car.
- Police, save me!
- Oh no.
- He's carrying a weapon!
- Oh, savage!
- I got insurance.
- A gun.
- Help me, somebody.
- You're making me late.
- Don't lolligag.
- Stop dillydallying.
- Uh, you can go.
- Uh, it's safe to move.
- Excuse me?
- Pardon me.
- I beg your pardon.
- Really?
- Crazy!
- Goodness!
- Holy shit!
- Good Heavens.
- This is shameful.
- My goodness gracious!
FM PBusiness BN1
- Call the police, he's got a gun!
- Oh my dear Lord.
- Help! He's got a gun!
- Careful.
- Do you mind?
- Be more careful.
- Maniac.
- Look out.
- Dangerous fool.
- Somebody help me. I'm being attacked.
- Help me.
- Call for help.
- Oh my Heavens above.
FM PEastEuro 1
- Russian
- Taxi!
- Hello?
- Russian
- Russian
- Give me what is special.
- Get the fuck out of here.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Shit balls.
- Ouch.
- I go peaceful.
- Russian
- Alright, alright.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- This craziness is too much for me.
- One day, find you I will kill you.
- Fuck.
- Russian
- What is your problem?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I see him there!
- Russian
- Russian
- There he is.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I evict you from this place.
- I hope you crash and die much pain.
- Let's go, Mr. Man.
- Give me anything.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Look, I'm not caring what it is, just feed me.
- Russian
- Russian
- See you later.
- Help me please. I have been attacked by a war.
- Russian
- Russian
- Bye bye.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- You're not most important person in universe.
- I have schedule I must be keeping.
- Move it or I will be lost.
- ???
- Russian
- Russian
- Move that piece of shit.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Hey!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Excuse me, pardon me.
- Russian
- Yes, smash teeth!
- Kick face.
- Russian
- Spit it in their eyes.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- What? Me? Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- There is a crime I must make report of.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Uh huh.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- He up there!
- Up! Up! Look at him.
- There's shooting here.
- People is firing their weapons!
- Is like I'm in zone of war here.
- Help! People are shooting.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Oh, my leg.
- You shot my leg. Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I no understand.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
FM PEastEuro 1 BD1
- A killer!
- My leg!
- Stop it! Right now!
- My heart!
- Murderer!
- I cannot believe this thing.
- My neck!
- A gun!
- Get off me.
- I'm not getting younger over here.
- Get some exercise and jog.
- Time for your running exercise.
- Get your tub out of my way.
- That tub is blocking me.
- Hey.
- Are you blind?
- Come on.
- Crazy.
- Lunatic.
- Russian
- Crazy people.
- Devils.
- Go away.
- Russian
FM PEastEuro 1 BN1
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
FM PHarborN 1
- This shit is weak.
- Hey hey, taxi, right here, baby.
- What's popping, yo?
- Is you high or something, homie?
- I'm fresh out and staying out of trouble, sir.
- If you ain't here to fuck, get the fuck out.
- Ya'll some clowns.
- What's good?
- Officer, I'm a square now. Straight up and down.
- Let go of me. Is you wet or something?
- This is some bullshit.
- Aw, my ride. Ain't this some shit?
- You know who I roll with, motherfucker?
- A'ight daddy, you stoled up, you got it.
- Spread love might do word up.
- A'ight daddy, you strapped, you got.
- You spit in my food, I'll fuck you up.
- Motherfuckers can't drive for shit, yo.
- My dude, are you drunk?
- A'ight, son, we'll see, go ahead. Take it.
- Easy, my dude, no need to wile out.
- Damn son, you beasting out here.
- My dude, respect my fucking block.
- Fuck, is you on crack? Let go of me.
- Not the whip.
- Don't spin this on that shit, feel me?
- Yo, I'm out.
- My dogs is coming to see you.
- Oh shit, I was about to sell this whip.
- Hell yea, straight up and down.
- Oh I see how it is.
- I just hotwired this ride.
- Yo, a war is on. Gotta let dudes know.
- Payback is a bitch, heard?
- He over there hiding like a bitch.
- Yo, you murkin dudes with this whip.
- Yeah I see his punk ass over there.
- For food, not drugs, a'ight?
- Yo, you violate my hood, son.
- A'ight then, keep it funky.
- Yeah yo, that's what's up.
- Damn, I just stole this ride too.
- I ain't in the mood for dick, now get out, pussy.
- See you on the block, pussy.
- A'ight, son, let's keep it moving.
- Back the fuck up. This is my shit, bitch.
- Why you gotta be like that?
- Warn yourself son, ya heard?
- Chill, daddy, I ain't strapped.
- I don't forget no faces neither.
- You know who I ride with, motherfucker?
- Nah, no thanks, yo.
- Chill, daddy, I ain't packing.
- Be easy, officer, I'm just keeping it moving.
- He's right over there.
- Get your ass back in line.
- A number one and make it quick, bitch.
- Go fuck yourself, you fucking clown.
- No, homie, if it ain't haze I won't blaze.
- Stay hood, yo.
- Yo, I'm getting gut right now. Call my dogs.
- What up, daddy? I'm in the hood.
- Keep it funky, ya heard?
- Nah homie, no thanks.
- I'll slap the taste out your mouth. Move on.
- Who the fuck you think you're yoking up?
- You better be washing your hands after pissing.
- I should fuck your lying, cutting ass up.
- You a bitch.
- Yo, you catching bodies with this whip.
- Is you tweeking or something, homie?
- I'll run you over, straight up and down.
- Is you panhandling or something, son?
- Yo, get out the fucking road.
- Yo, son, move your fucking hoopty.
- A bitch got places to be, you heard?
- Let's go, you fucking clown.
- Move, yo. A bitch got shit to do.
- Yo dawgs, let's go.
- Yeah, I'm feeling you too, daddy.
- Get a close look, I won't bite.
- You got taste for chocolate, daddy?
- I'll put it on you, straight up and down.
- I'm a writer on the streets, freak in the sheets.
- Hey, is the nail salon around here?
- You asking the wrong bitch.
- Fuck you, son.
- You made disrespectful.
- Son, is you crazy?
- What type of shit you on?
- You drive mad greasy.
- Step aside, slow ass urbs.
- Step aside, slow poke ma'fuckers.
- You wanan smack a bitch around, huh?
- Yeah, fighting got me hot, ya heard?
- Shit ain't sweet, pussy. Get 'em up.
- You ready to get dropped, bitch?
- All this violence is making me moist, ya heard?
- I'm a hard bitch, dawg. Get 'em up.
- I ain't fighting you.
- Screw this shit.
- You're crazy.
- Yo, leave me alone, dumbass.
- Yo, I can't believe you gonna hit a girl.
- Yo, my boyfriend will kick your ass.
- Think I give a fuck how you roll, bitch?
- Son, some urb ma'fucker just jacked me.
- Thought you was just gonna jack a bitch?
- You must be white. Give me my shit.
- Yeah, I'm a bitch but shit ain't sweet.
- You must be on crack. Give me my shit.
- Come holla if you ain't shook, daddy.
- Yeah, this bitch is too raw for ya'll dudes.
- Go back to your blow up dolls.
- I'm the realist bitch on the black and these dudes want square bitches.
- Nah, I ain't even in the game no more. My PO got me on my P's and Q's, my dude.
- We smoked an L, I sucked him off and now he never pick up the phone.
- You know how these dudes do: dry, snitching, gossiping like a bunch of hoes.
- Straight up and down. Brothers out here straight pussies, yo. Real talk.
- State your name, gangster.
- Keep it funky, daddy. Later.
- Uh huh.
- No...
- Shut the fuck up.
- Yeah.
- She knocked up.
- Mhm.
- Damn.
- Serious?
- Yo, up there.
- Yo, look up, look up.
- 911, they out here busting off shots.
- 911, they shooting up the block.
- Police, they starting shit in our hood.
- Fuck.
- I can't believe this.
- Oh man, I ain't got no insurance.
- Aw, that's bullshit.
- Fuck.
- I can't believe this.
- Shit! I caught one in the leg.
- Aw! I caught one. Get help.
- Fuck is this shit?
- Yo, that shit was crack, son.
- That's the crack, my dude.
- Hey, thanks.
- Thank you.
- cool, thanks.
- Let me bounce, son. You don't need me.
- Son, I don't got nothing to do with your beef.
- I don't wanna get involved, yo. Let me escape.
- My dude, let a bitch bounce for real.
- I ain't no snitch, daddy. Straight up and down.
FM Pharbron 1 BD1
- That fool packing! Run!
- Give me my money now!
- You got it. I'm out.
- Oh no you didn't.
- Oh shit, he about to start shooting.
- That was a real asshole move.
- Help! He got a gun!
- Take the car. You good.
- Get the Hell out my way.
- Hello? Get out the street.
- Sit your dumb ass down.
- Gas it too high for this shit!
- You wasting my gas, stupid.
- Excuse you.
- You don't know me.
- Watch it.
- Damn, yo.
- What the fuck, yo?
- Fucking dick.
- I'm a get my cousin to fuck you up.
- You lucky I ain't got my blade.
- I'll be back, motherfucker.
- Oh shit!
FM PHarborN 1 BN1
- Yo, money, stop playing like that. Damn.
- Fuck is wrong with you? That ain't cute.
- Chill, my dude, watch where you wave that.
- Yo, you good?
- You know me or something?
- I'm saying what's up?
- Damn bitch.
- Fuck you, son.
- Dickhead.
- You fugazzi, yo, you ain't running shit.
- I'll see you when I see you, bitch.
- My cousin's gonna fuck yo ass up.
- Damn, that haze must have been mad strong.
FM PJersey 2
- I'd rather watch paint dry.
- Taxi, over here!
- Hey there.
- Please don't hurt me. I can pay.
- Criminals don't wear Didiersachs, retard.
- Get me everything you've got without carbs.
- Unless you're here to marry me, get the fuck out.
- I've got more talent in my pinky.
- Hello.
- Ah, come on, do I really look like a criminal to you?
- Hey, let me at least grab my cell phone!
- I want my money back.
- I'm never gonna get that promotion.
- Watch where you're putting your hands, asshole.
- Police! He's trying to kill me!
- Run for your lives!
- Oh, I knew I should have had that second margarita.
- Keep your eyes off me and on the the road.
- Speak to me again and I'll tell everyone you know about your little problem.
- Okay, okay, take the fucking thing.
- I'd be so much more productive if I could smoke at my desk.
- Alright, alright, but you're not going to get away with this.
- Are you drunk?
- What do you think you're doing? How am I gonna get to work?
- Step on it and no chat.
- Can't we talk about this?
- Hey! That's no way to treat a women.
- DO you know how many blowjobs I had to give to get this company car?!
- You should be locked up.
- I eat men like you for breakfast.
- You better have a great lawyer.
- Yes.
- I'm a glass of wine away from a nervous breakdown.
- I'm never going to make it to that meeting.
- Hlep me. I'm too important to die.
- Why am I always meeting the wrong men?
- There he is.
- Do you actually have a license?
- Yeah, next they'll be banning drinking in the workplace.
- That's him!
- Get down, he's gonna shoot!
- Hey, get your filthy hands off.
- I'm in a bit of a rush.
- Yeah, sure.
- Are you blind or just stupid?
- You're the second man I've had to kick out of here tonight. Beat it, asshole.
- Look forward to seeing you in court, asshole.
- Finally, back on solids. Give me four of those.
- Don't even think about it, asshole.
- Today is really screwing me over.
- You've blown it this time. I'm looking for a man not a boy.
- He's got a gun! Somebody take him down!
- I never forget a face.
- Fuck you. Take your paws off me, you animal.
- No.
- Please don't kill me, I'm not as rich as I look.
- Nothing to do with me, officer.
- Are you blind? There's a line here.
- Screw the diet. Get me menu six, supersize.
- I don't wanna hear your bullshit anymore. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
- You're not wrong.
- Are you kidding? I don't pay for my drugs.
- See you.
- I'd give it up if it wasn't for the weight gain.
- My point exactly.
- Bye.
- No thanks.
- Tell me about it.
- No way, I'm already late for a meeting.
- What the fuck? Get away from me.
- Blah, blah, blah, you're just like all the rest. Big ego, small dick.
- Hey! We're all in a rush, asshole.
- What do you want from me?
- It's okay, I'm pretty sure they were poor.
- Get out of the road. I've got places to be and men to meet.
- Move it, crackhead. Some of us have high flying jobs.
- Move it or I mow you down. The Stock Market waits for no one.
- Shift your ass, I've got a date with an investment banker.
- Get a move on. My biological clock is ticking like a time bomb.
- Let's get this moving. I am speed dating in half an hour.
- Come on! I've seen glaciers move faster than this.
- My ovaries aren't getting any younger.
- Hurry up! We're not on minimum wage.
- Hey, didn't I date you?
- I'm desperate but not that desperate.
- Ew, I think I just touched poverty.
- Don't touch what you can't afford.
- You look just like my future husband.
- Bet that's the closest you've ever been to a manicure.
- I don't know. Buy a GPS, cheapskate.
- Not the videers!
- Asphalt!
- Moron!
- My nosejob!
- Idiot.
- Excuse me.
- Coming through.
- Fighting is so blue collar.
- Men are always fighting over me.
- I should turn those guys on my ex.
- Brutal animalistic. God, I really need to get laid.
- I hate the way my butt looks when I run.
- Uh, how the working class lives.
- I'm a leader, not a follower.
- Haven't you died yet?
- Take a bath, deadbeat.
- Isn't it about time you passed out your own vomit?
- That shit on the pants look is so last season.
- Some jerk just drove off with my company car.
- I'm more woman than you can handle.
- Yeah, I bet you're hung like a five-year old.
- You'll never be the man your mother was.
- Ah, shit, I need to get moving.
- They can't back out now. I've already spent the commission.
- Okay, just tell me who I need to sleep with.
- I'm going to end up back in the typing pool if I lose this contract.
- Are you kidding me? I thought we were all on the same page.
- No way, this was supposed to be a done deal.
- Yes.
- Keep me in the loop. Catch you later.
- Uh huh.
- Okay.
- No.
- Seriously.
- Shit.
- Mhm.
- Don't even...
- Wow.
- Look. He's up there!
- There's the bastard!
- 911, they're blowing each other apart down here!
- Police, help, it's like a gunfight at the LK Corral over here.
- Come quick, World War III is breaking out over here.
- Police, I need to report a bloodbath!
- That could have been me and I haven't even made VP yet.
- Fuck me sideways.
- Thanks, doctor. Are you married?
- Fuck it.
- This neighborhood is really going downhill.
- That could have been me and I haven't even made VP yet.
- Ow, my fucking leg!
- No! Not my leg!
- Ew, that better not be what I think it is.
- What was that?
- Fuck me sideways.
- Thanks a million.
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
- Please, let me out. My company will fall apart without me.
- My horoscope said that I would meet a tall, dark stranger.
- My boss will kill me if anything happens to this car.
- What a time to be out of mace.
- If it wasn't for the botox, you'd see that I'm terrified.
FM PJersey 1 BD1
- He's got a gun!
- Oh crap, my ride!
- Stop! Leave me alone!
- Dammit, what the fuck?
- ???
- Please, stop, no!
- Whoa. This is so unfair.
- Ahh! Gun! Gun!
- Get your hands off me.
- Out of my way, jerk.
- I can't be tardy today.
- Hurry up.
- Traffic. Always traffic.
- It takes forever to drive in this city.
- Excuse me.
- Watch where you're walking!
- Hey, careful!
- Jerk!
- Asshole!
- Shithead!
- I'm getting the hell outta here.
- Fighting's not for me.
- Don't beat me up!
- Holy fucking shit!
FM PJersey 1 BN1
- Help me, somebody help me.
- Police! Somebody call the police.
- Help! He's got a gun.
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.
- Oh, sorry about that.
- Oh, God!
- You jerk!
- Slow down!
- Leave me alone.
- Someone help me!
- Ahh!
- Oh my God.
FM PJersey 1
- You call this funny?
- Taxi, over here.
- Hi there.
- I don't wanna get hurt here.
- You're in control here.
- I'll take two of those please.
- Beat it, scumbag.
- Get off the stage, ack.
- Hello.
- Yes, of course, anything you want.
- Don't take this from me.
- I've laughed harder at a funeral.
- This always happens to me.
- Stop! Thief!
- Help! He's got a gun.
- Help me, please.
- Darn it.
- Maniac, you can't drive.
- I never wanna see you again.
- Oh my luck. Bad stuff always happens to me.
- Smoking is better than sex. At least from what I can remember.
- Okay, okay, whatever you want.
- What the f?
- What the f is going on?
- I can't stand these lies anymore.
- Get your hands off me.
- I can't catch a break.
- You just lost your fare, a-hole.
- Someone stop him!
- Just my luck.
- Yes, please.
- Who would say that to me?
- This is horrible.
- I'm in danger. He's got a gun.
- Listen, I have to go. Bye.
- I've been robbed!
- He's over there! What scum.
- Reckless driver.
- I feel so glamorous when I smoke.
- Look, it's that foreigner. Over there.
- Oh no, what a disaster.
- Thanks. Have a good day.
- Yeah.
- Look what f-ing happened.
- Get out of here.
- Someone get me the cops!
- What are you waiting for? Let's go.
- Mmm, I'm hungry. I'll have that.
- This taxi is mine.
- I'm really hurt by that comment.
- Don't make me call the cops on you.
- This man is trying to kill me.
- Stop. Thief!
- I don't deserve this.
- No thank you.
- Ahh! Gun! Gun! Ahh!
- I'll do whatever you say.
- Hey, mister. Wait your turn.
- I'd love a number seven. I'm watching my figure.
- You don't say?
- You're just a dog like all the others.
- No way. Drugs are deadly.
- Goodbye.
- I've been robbed! Help!
- Checking out guys is one bonus of smoking outside.
- Right, right.
- Bye bye.
- No.
- I guess.
- I was here first.
- No. Please stop.
- You can't cut. How rude.
- I'm calling my lawyer about this.
- Hello? I'm waiting here.
- Speed it up.
- Let's get rolling.
- I don't have time to spare.
- Hurry up! I'm on my way to the mall.
- Just my luck. Traffic!
- Let's go. I wanna go shopping.
- I'm in a rush.
- I can't be held up like this.
- Watch it, mister.
- Hey!
- You can't walk around here like that.
- I don't deserve this treatment.
- Uh, men always push me around.
- I don't know. My car has GPS.
- A-hole.
- Idiot.
- F you!
- Son of a-.
- Bastard!
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.
- Help me!
- I'm outta here.
- No!
- Ahhhhhhh!
- I'm in danger!
- Follow you? Why would I follow you?
- Get a job you lazy a-hole.
- Ooh, you smell like death.
- Go back to Algonquin.
- Help! I've been robbed!
- I should report you to the authorities.
- That's sexual harassment and I don't have to take it.
- Ugh, men are so disgusting.
- I'm so late. Where does the time go?
- There are some great coupons in this week's circular.
- I had another appointment at the doctor's this week.
- Oh, I don't drive into the city. Too dangerous.
- I've got to get to the mall. Great sales.
- I found a new decorator for the beach house. He's fabulous.
- Hello?
- I'm off to the mall. Chat soon.
- Yeah.
- Uh huh.
- Right, right.
- You don't say?
- Mmm, interesting.
- Sure.
- See that foreigner? He's up there!
- Up there! I see that a-hole.
- I heard gunshots. Just like on TV.
- There's gunfire. Come quick.
- Gunshots! I need help.
- Oh my, how could this happen?
- This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
- I'm not a bad driver. Really.
- I've been saved.
- Darn it.
- How could this happen in our city?
- Oh my God.
- Help! I've been shot!
- Ah! My leg! I've been shot.
- Eew, just my luck.
- My goodness! What's happened?
- Ah, this can't be.
- I don't believe my eyes.
- Thank you.
- Very much appreciated.
- I demand you release me right now!
- Oh, let me out. I'm scared!
- I don't wanna be kidnapped!
- I'm so terrified. Let me go.
- Ahh! I want out!
FM PJersey 2 BD1
- Shit, help, he's got a gun!
- Shit, my fucking car!
- Help! Someone! Please!
- Fuck, my car!
- Somebody help me!
- Police, call the God-damn police!
- I just had this detailed.
- Help, police, please!
- What the fuck?
- Oh my God, what is this shit?
- Hey, some people have places to be, pal.
- Come on, move it!
- Jesus, hurry up already!
- Hey, watch it!
- Get some fucking manners, huh?
- Open your eyes, asshole!
- Hey!
- Jesus!
- Whoa!
- Shit! What the hell?
- Oh my God!
- Fuck, I'm outta here.
- Holy shit!
FM PJersey 2 BN1
- Help me! Please.
- Help me, please!
- Don't shoot!
- Hey, what the fuck?
- Back off.
- Fuck you.
- Jeez.
- What the fuck?
- Ah!
- Hey, what's your fucking problem?
- Get away from me.
- Asshole.
- Oh my God!
FM PLatin 1
- You suck Spanish
- Hey Spanish what's good?
- ??? is gonna fuck you up.
- You dreaming like some kind of puta
- Spanish shit. Hurry that shit up.
- Get out of here Spanish
- Spanish straight garbage.
- Hola, baby. Que pasa?
- Don't you got somebody ??? to arrest?
- Spanish Let go!
- Spanish What a waste of time.
- You just hit my car.
- Ok, papi, you got it. Spanish
- Oh shit, yo, it's a sicario.
- Spanish
- Papi, don't kill me! Spanish
- Spanish I don't have no fucking insurance.
- Redwoods and Debonaries? Big difference Spanish
- Ayo! That ain't your ride! Spanish
- Oh shit, that ??? gonna shoot someone.
- Shit, yo, this car belongs to my Spanish
- Spanish my fucking Spanish
- Spanish I don't want you calling me on my Spanish
- I'm telling my Spanish
- Cono, my fucking Spanish bro.
- Yes Spanish
- That ain't right Spanish
- You scratched up my car Spanish
- There's a Spanish out here Spanish
- Fucking Spanish
- Spanish Right over there!
- Spanish Redwood? Not me, I'm Debonaire Spanish
- Right there.
- That Spanish is bugging, yo.
- Here, take some change Spanish
- Yo, Spanish respect for people's shit, okay?
- Si.
- Spanish My fucking car, bro.
- Spanish Get out. Spanish
- Spanish Shit!
- And add more fucking napkins. Cono.
- Cono, well excuse me.
- Yeah take a litle travel. Spanish
- That Spanish gonna kill someone!
- Spanish
- Chill, yo, this car belongs to my Spanish
- Pero, no.
- Un favor, papi. Don't shoot.
- Cono, man. I didn't even do shit.
- Umm, number two, por favor.
- Pero bueno, if you say so.
- Spanish Fuck off, yo.
- I don't smoke that shit. Spanish
- Spanish Okay, bye.
- Help! I've been robbed! Spanish
- Spanish I gotta smoke after dinner. Spanish
- Spanish I'm calling from a payphone.
- Spanish Whatever, yo.
- Okay, Spanish Bye.
- No, gracias.
- Spanish I agree, okay?
- Fuck is wrong with you? Spanish
- Get lost.
- Get lost. Spanish
- Spanish Don't shoot, papi.
- Spanish Get the fuck out the way.
- Move motherfucker. Spanish
- Spanish Keep walking, stupid ass.
- Go, you stupid motherfucker. Spanish
- Cono, hurry up. Spanish
- The light is green. Spanish
- Que pasa? Your ship broke down? Go!
- Move it you son of a bitch! Spanish
- Spanish Watch where you're going.
- Oye pero, watch it.
- Spanish Back off, man. Shit.
- Spanish You clumsy fuck.
- Yo, chill, you Spanish?
- Back up. Spanish
- Sorry, I don't know nada de nada.
- Watch it, mamaguevo.
- Spanish
- Spanish Shit.
- Spanish
- Slow down, cabron.
- Spanish Excuse me. Hello?
- Excuse me.
- I got plenty Spanish you son of a bitch.
- Okay, you want some Spanish huh?
- Spanish Come on, you piece of shit.
- Let's do this shit, mamaguevo.
- Oh shit. Spanish
- Alright, shit. Spanish
- Ow, mami's gonna kick your culo.
- Aye that hurt. Spanish
- Fuck this, I'm gonna get my Spanish
- I ain't no Spanish following you around.
- 911, my car got stolen!
- Fuck you, you stupid Spanish
- Yeah, you like this juicy ass, papi.
- Spanish Baby, look but don't touch.
- Stop looking at my sexy culo.
- Not for nothing Spanish eh? Like, get off my fucking case, yo.
- He wanted a little Spanish but I was like yo, you ain't even buy me a drink yet.
- And I say "why don't ya'll order some Cluick' Bell once in a while"? Spanish
- Spanish When's the last time you took me shopping at Krapea?
- He called me Spanish like he don't be all up on this juicy ass.
- Hola, mi amor. What's good, yo?
- Nada, I'm out, yo. Adios.
- Spanish Of course.
- Spanish What?
- Spanish That's bullshit, yo.
- Mhhm. Spanish
- Spanish Always that.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- She did that? Spanish
- Spanish He's up there!
- Up there! Spanish
- Spanish This shit is bananas.
- Spanish That's crazy, yo.
- Spanish I can't believe you saved me.
- Shit.
- Spanish That shit is fucked up, yo.
- I bet some Spanish did that shit.
- Spanish My leg, my leg!
- My leg, I'm bleeding! Spanish
- What kind of Spanish did I step in?
- Spanish This shit is bananas!
- Spanish That's crazy, yo.
- Gracias, baby.
- Thank you Spanish
- Thank you, mi amor.
- Help! Help me! Spanish
- Por favor. Let me go. Spanish
- I don't know nada but my man's hustle.
- Papi, you not gonna molest me, right?
FM PLatin 1 BD1
- Holy fuck. Is this American or Columbia?
- Spanish Look at my car, mama'o.
- I'm being kidnapped by sicarios. Help!
- Spanish
- A sicario? What is this, fucking Columbia?
- Spanish Get the fuck away from my ride.
- Spanish My car, you ruined it!
- Spanish He's a sicario! Look out.
- Help! Kidnapper! Help!
- You're blocking the road, ???
- Move out of the road, puta.
- No ??? okay? Move out of my way, please.
- You have people behind you.
- I'm trying to get home.
- Stop touching me shit.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish Leave me alone.
- Okay, already.
- Get by, la cono, leave me alone.
- Spanish That was fucking cool, man.
FM PLatin 1 BN1
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Fucking pendejo.
- Ah!
- Spanish
- Cono.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Carajo!
FM PManhat 1
- You are boring me.
- Taxi.
- Hi.
- How dare you!
- Okay, okay.
- Something without carbs, please.
- Get out of here before I scream!
- I paid for this?
- Hello.
- You're talking to me, right?
- Animal. Get off me!
- Boo.
- You fucking terrorist!
- Rape! Rape!
- No.
- Please don't.
- Is my face alright?
- Wait. Go back.
- You have gotta be kidding me.
- I'm going, okay?
- I've got more ex-husbands than you can count.
- Okay, okay, relax.
- I am not going to die today.
- Oh God, I think, I think you just...
- Go riot somewhere else.
- Get your hands off me.
- You drove right into me.
- Go back to your own country.
- Help. Help.
- Ahh!
- What do you think? Yeah.
- Ground breaking slur there. You see my heart breaking?
- Get away.
- This can't be happening.
- He's right there, you see?
- That did not just happen.
- I'd like a, umm, slippery liplock.
- There is nothing funny about urinary tract infections.
- He's over there.
- It's that bastard. He's right there.
- Back off, wastoid.
- Great. Now do something about the smell in here.
- Yes, definitely.
- What happened? Oh my God, I can't feel my nose.
- Out! Out!
- My car.
- Stop staring at my tits and drive.
- Can I get a salt packet? I'm on a diet.
- Uh, excuse me. This one's mine.
- Your insult was laughably ineffective.
- Get that thing away from me.
- You asshole!
- No.
- No, I mean it.
- Put that away.
- I hear you. No need to shout.
- The psycho's back.
- I'm steering clear of that creep.
- Come on!
- I'll have a number two.
- Mhm.
- I'd prefer gin.
- Toodles.
- Help! Anybody.
- EVeryone in Liberty sells their soul to the devil.
- Hello? Yeah, a very fat man sat on my cell. Crushed it.
- I know what you mean.
- Bye.
- No thanks.
- I see your point.
- Don't even think about it.
- Ah! Off! Off!
- Are you serious?
- You just hit that person.
- That fucking guy punched me.
- Let's fall asleep in the street.
- Damn smackhead.
- Is there a reason why you wanna get run over?
- You just move along at your glacial pace. Don't mind me.
- Come on!
- The accelerator is under your right foot. Push down.
- Is it too difficult to move forward?
- I hate traffic.
- Any time.
- Move it!
- Uh... that smell.
- Could you try to look where you're going?
- Excuse me?
- Uh, you hideous man.
- No walky in my spacy, okay?
- Do you know where the spa is? I'm late.
- You can see I'm busy, right?
- Wait.
- Watch out.
- No.
- Ah!
- Help!
- Need to get through here. Very crucial. Thank you.
- Excuse me.
- Get off me, psycho.
- Who the fuck do you think you are?
- Prick.
- Asshole.
- Get this guy off me.
- Motherfucker.
- Like I would follow you. Please.
- Eh, street people.
- I was too busy smelling you. Sorry.
- Yuk.
- What an unattractive person.
- Oh my God, police, he took my car.
- You couldn't afford me, babe.
- I am looking good today, huh?
- Ah, my adoring public.
- Is this too difficult to task?
- You bet your size twelve ass I'm coming over there.
- Incompetence is not an option, Linda.
- You're a fetcher. Go fetch.
- Tell him I have a prior commitment... with somebody.
- Don't let me down again.
- Yes and?
- Mhm.
- Okay...
- Come again?
- No. Don't ever say that.
- Just, just...
- Oh, please...
- No, not ever.
- He's up there!
- Up there. Look!
- 911, somebody's shooting up the place. It's chaos.
- Help! There's gunfire.
- They're shooting everywhere.
- Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead.
- What happened?
- Motherfuck!
- Oh my God.
- Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead.
- Ah! Why?
- God, it hurts.
- Fantastic.
- Is it terrorists?
- God, I wanna go back to San Andreas so bad.
- Thanks.
- I guess this calls for a thank you?
- I should say thanks, right?
- Please stop.
- The stress is making my face wrinkle. Please.
- Okay, you're a badass. Got it. Loud and clear.
- Is there any reason I'm in here? Really?
- I can't die, I'm very important.
FM PManhat 1 BD1
- Everybody run, he's got a gun!
- Look where you're going.
- Oh my God, get the hell off me!
- What on Earth was that?
- He's got a gun! Get away from here!
- What the Hell do you think you're doing?
- Are you blind?
- Call the police. He's got a gun!
- Ah. Help me.
- Get on with it.
- Hurry up.
- Get a move on.
- I haven't got all day.
- Some of us have better things to do with our time.
- Watch where you're going.
- Hey, careful.
- Mind out.
- Call the cops.
- Are you insane?
- Lunatic!
- Get the hell away from me.
- Now you leave me alone.
- Get the hell off me.
- Christ. What the hell?
FM PManhat 1 BN1
- This is fucking crazy!
- This is insane!
- Help me, help me!
- Hey, watch it fuckbrain.
- You wanna get slapped with a lawsuit?
- Hands off, asshole.
- Shit!
- Fuck!
- Help!
- Fuck me! Fuck me!
- Please, don't mess up my face!
- I'm not fighting you.
- Oh my God! Only in Liberty City.
FM PManhat 2
- Who encouraged you to perform?
- Taxi!
- Hi.
- Hey, stop it.
- This is the worst kind of police abuse.
- Can I have some of that? Hopefully it'll kill me.
- Get your ass off my property.
- Drop dead!
- Hello?
- I'm gonna report your shiny blue ass to the chief of police.
- There are better ways to deal with your anger.
- Go kill yourself. Please.
- Oh no.
- People like you ruin this city.
- Don't shoot.
- Okay.
- This damn city.
- Please!
- Oh no!
- Sure, just walk all over me.
- I'm gonna come after you and cut your little balls off.
- Fucking people.
- Hey.
- Violence is not necessary.
- I got your badge number, don't mess with me.
- Shame on you.
- Unbelieveable.
- What do I need money for? Hopefully I'll be dead soon.
- I may actually want to live.
- Take my car! I won't need it when I'm dead!
- Oh boy!
- Yes.
- We're all frustrated with the system.
- Why should I go on living?
- Am I the only one still saying no to drugs these days?
- Damn it.
- What the hell?
- I don't really wanna die.
- You're going to Hell.
- Right there.
- What the hell?
- There!
- Fuck me.
- Sure, why not?
- Stop!
- Thanks, or not.
- Yes.
- Not again.
- You better leave before I get real angry and I will.
- You're gonna pay for this.
- This cab is mine.
- Okay, let's go.
- I'll take that stuff. Maybe it'll make me happy.
- Hey, I'm not the enemy.
- Dog eat dog.
- I want to die now!
- What goes around comes around.
- I changed my mind, I don't wanna die.
- We're all fucked, the whole city.
- You need to get help.
- No.
- Oh shit!
- I will not tolerate police brutality.
- Can you see the line?
- May I have a number thirteen?
- No thanks, It'll just depress me more.
- See ya.
- Help! A mugger!
- Hello? It's me.
- Goodbye.
- No.
- You have to kill me to take this cab.
- Come on.
- Hey, what's your problem?
- Oh, come on.
- Oh my.
- Who's the idiot holding everybody up?
- What's going on?
- What is this, a demonstration?
- Ha! Just another crazy person.
- Hey, you, go home.
- This city is so fucked up.
- I hate Alderney folks.
- Let's go. Move it.
- Are we just gonna sit here?
- I hate this city.
- Uh, I have everybody.
- How civilized.
- I beg your pardon?
- Nice move.
- Excuse me, loser.
- Fucking people.
- So sorry.
- Excuse me, where's the closet train station?
- Leave me alone, I'm depressed.
- Hey!
- Watch it.
- Oh fuck.
- Ah, shit.
- Get away.
- Wow!
- Excuse me.
- Pardon me.
- No way.
- Somebody help.
- It's not worth it.
- Don't hurt me.
- No!
- Please, I don't wanna die.
- I don't wanna fight.
- No.
- Where the hell are the police? I just got carjacked.
- Somebody just took my car.
- Oh, what's the point?
- Disgusting.
- Go suck yourself.
- Oh, you're turning me on.
- Oh shit, I can't be late.
- Oh, that is just wrong.
- There are so many injustices in this city.
- Really? This city is rotten inside and out.
- What? You can't be serious.
- Oh, perfect. Now I should really kill myself.
- Hello?
- Goodbye.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah yeah.
- Yeah yeah.
- Yeah, whatever.
- Really?
- Okay, okay.
- Sure, sure.
- Right.
- Wow.
- Up there! See?
- There, look up!
- Hello, police? I heard a gunshot.
- Officer, I need to report a shooting.
- I hear gunfire, hurry.
- Get over here fast, there's a gunfight going on.
- Oh no.
- Oh my.
- Oh, dear.
- Oh, damn, why am I still alive?
- Oh, wonderful.
- Man.
- Damn it.
- Oh no.
- Oh my.
- Oh, dear.
- Ah!
- Ah, my leg!
- Damn!
- Oh fuck.
- Thank you.
- Oh, come on.
- Let me out.
- You're making a big mistake.
- Kidnapping is serious. Use your head.
- Where are you taking me?
- Drop me off now.
FM PManhat 2 BD1
- Help! He's got a gun!
- Isn't this just grand?
- No, please!
- You better have insurance.
- Someone call the police! He's got a gun!
- Hey you, stop that this instant!
- This is the last thing I needed.
- Ah! He's got a gun!
- Oh my God!
- Could you please move out of the way?
- What you're doing is very dangerous.
- Please. Move out of the way.
- Would you mind moving out of the way?
- Could you please move? You're blocking traffic.
- Hey!
- Excuse me?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Slow down, you're crazy!
- You're dangerous.
- You need to drive more safely.
- Please, leave me alone!
- Someone, please, help me!
- I don't wanna fight you. Leave me alone!
- Sweet Jesus!
FM PManhat 2 BN1
- A gun! Oh my God!
- Get me away from here!
- He's got a gun!
- Don't you walk into me.
- You be more careful next time.
- Watch where you're walking.
- You crazy?
- Psychopath!
- Help!
- Oh my Lord!
- Ah! Ahh!
- Get away from me!
- Oh my Lord!
FM POrient 1
- What happen to the funny guy?
- Hello. Taxi!
- Hey. Good to see you.
- Why you doing this to me?
- Okay, okay. Relax already.
- Why are you here? Get out.
- Hello.
- You suck.
- ???
- ???
- Let's not shoot anymore. Okay?
- Put that down before it goes off.
- Ow!
- Slow down. I don't want to get arrested with you.
- ???
- ???
- Whatever you say. Just please don't hurt me.
- ???
- ???
- ???
- Take it. Just leave me alone.
- ???
- ???
- ???
- Yes.
- Why do I put up with people like this?
- Please. Don't.
- I hope you get cancer.
- There he is.
- What? Do you really do what I think you just did?
- ???
- ???
- Come on. No one needs to get hurt.
- Get away!
- Thank you very much.
- Yes.
- Ahh! The pain!
- ???
- Hey. I was here first.
- ???
- ???
- You piece of dog shit.
- No.
- ???
- ???
- What do you think you're doing?
- Number five. Please.
- ???
- Do I look like a drug addict?
- Bye.
- ???
- ???
- ???
- Hi. It's me.
- ???
- Goodbye.
- No.
- ???
- Don't be a jerk.
- ???
- Hey. You cannot do that.
- ???
- You lost?
- Get a move on.
- ???
- Let's go already.
- ???
- Come on.
- Get out of here or I call the cops.
- Excuse me.
- ???
- Sorry about that.
- Sorry.
- Oh. My leg.
- I have no idea. Sorry.
- ???
- ???
- Learn to drive.
- Get off the road.
- Excuse me.
- Excuse, please.
- You gone crazy.
- ???
- ???
- ???
- Nutcase.
- Look out.
- That's it. I'm moving.
- Do I look like a secret agent?
- Oh yeah. I'm a real spy.
- ???
- I know a shelter around here if you need help.
- Chin up. There jobs everywhere.
- Help, police. I've just been robbed of my vehicle.
- Please help me. I am being hijacked.
- You should have seen me twenty years ago.
- I'm old enough to be your mother.
- ???
- I know. Housecare is absolutely unaffordable this days.
- Yeah. I can't wait to go to Florida.
- This time I think I just might stay there.
- Hello.
- I got go.
- Wha.
- Sure.
- Ha.
- Definitely.
- That's sure true.
- I totally agree with you.
- Aw.
- Mmmm...
- ???
- Look up. There he is.
- Police. I hear shooting.
- They're shooting!
- ???
- I hear guns. Come quick.
- Aye ya.
- What the hell is that?
- Wha. I thought I was a goner there.
- Damn.
- Aye ya.
- What the hell is that?
- Have me help! My leg!
- Help! My leg is bleeding.
- Oops.
- ???
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- Please, please, please, don't hurt me.
- ???
- If you let me go I promise not to call the cops.
- Why do you run with me?
FM POrient 1 BD1
- I did nothing to you!
- My friend's car!
- This isn't happening!
- Ouch. My back.
- I have children!
- You will pay for this!
- Don't call police!
- Don't shoot me in the back!
- He's going to kill me!
- Keep moving.
- Give them ticket.
- I'm late for work.
- Try moving sometime.
- I'm going to cry.
- You blind?
- No touch me!
- You stupid!
- Watch it!
- Trying to kill me?
- Ouch!
- You don't touch me.
- I'm an old lady.
- Not again.
- ???
FM POrient 1 BN1
- Look out, he have gun!
- He have gun!
- ???
- You watch where you go.
- You more careful.
- You take more careful watch.
- Crazy man.
- Him crazy.
- Mad man.
- Leave me alone.
- Go away from me.
- I no want to fight. Help!
- Oh my God!
FM PRich 1
- This is garbage.
- Taxi!
- Hello there.
- Unhand me!
- The benevolent society won't like won't it if I skip my donation on account of you.
- That looks good. I'll try it, please.
- Get out of here you awful man!
- So you must be the cultural decline I've heard so much about.
- Hello.
- Why are you trying to scare an old woman?
- My arm!
- Is this what passes as entertainment nowadays?
- Not again!
- Ah! You're hurting me!
- Firearms!
- Don't shoot.
- Put it on my house charge please.
- My car!
- Where are the American drivers when you need them?
- It's that Eastern European killer!
- Yes, or course I'll leave.
- This artist still thinks it's Suffolk, 1947.
- Did he really think that I would quit at my age?
- Please, don't hurt me, young man.
- Go back to the Eastern European Balkans!
- Are you drunk?
- What in the name of-?
- Go harass someone else, copper.
- Take anything you want but leave me alone!
- How many times is this going to happen?
- I'm not ready to die just yet.
- You Eastern Europeans are destroying this country!
- Crap!
- Yes, if you please.
- People like you used to have to be nice to me.
- Oh for Pete's sake.
- Help! Anarchy!
- You aren't even American!
- That dreadful beast is over there!
- Keep your eyes on the road not the girls.
- The government can't tell me to quit. I refuse.
- That awful man is over there!
- Oh no, not you again.
- Oh my!
- Thank you, young man. Learn better English and you won't be driving cabs.
- Yes, please.
- A dent?
- Alright, you've seen how the other half lives, now leave.
- GO back to your potatoes and bread lines!
- Alright, I'm ready to go.
- I'll have what you like to eat, please.
- I believe I was here first.
- You really should respect your betters.
- Brandishing firearms!
- Get back here, you foreigner!
- Let go this instant!
- Thank you, no.
- Who gives people like this guns?
- Now listen here: I pay your salary.
- You're an awful, horrible murderer.
- You've got some nerve coming back.
- Typical of people in this city.
- Oh my Goodness, I'd like to eat a number two, please.
- Definitely.
- Ooh, it looks like they threw up on a canvas.
- Get away from me, you pillpopper!
- Bye now.
- Help! I'm being mugged!
- He can send me outside if he wants, but I'm not going to stop.
- Hello there. Ooh, this payphone smells terrible.
- Agreed.
- I don't know what these so-called "new materials" are.
- Goodbye.
- No, thanks.
- Yes.
- I was here first!
- Get off of me!
- I had a boyfriend who made something like this sixty years ago.
- They don't look American, do they?
- Boo.
- I believe I still have a house charge here.
- He thinks he's Polonious but I knew Polonious, if you know what I mean.
- Don't you people have driving tests anymore?
- Why doesn't Homeland Security arrest you?
- Please make up your mind.
- Can you please decide where you're going?
- Which way is it then?
- I haven't got all day.
- Can you please move?
- I'd like to move, please.
- Oh dear, I'm overheating again.
- My engine is going to overheat.
- Okay, enough already, let's go.
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.
- For Pete's sake.
- Careful.
- Oh, really?
- Do you know where the galleries are?
- I'm so sorry, this area has changed so much that I'm a tourist myself.
- My!
- My goodness.
- Oh!
- For Pete's sake.
- Twenty-three skidoo!
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me, please.
- Get away from me!
- You're crazy!
- You need help!
- This city is out of control!
- Get a job!
- Save me.
- You must be paranoid from all the drugs.
- Get back to your shanty town.
- Where do you people keep coming from?
- If we still had servants, you would have a job.
- I knew this would happen when all the elevators went automatic.
- Police, my vehicle's gone! I mean I've been robbed!
- Oh, for Pete's sake.
- You're disgusting.
- You filthy man.
- Oh dear, I'm late.
- I've been head of the co-op board for twenty-five years now.
- Everyday we get farther from old England it seems.
- Even the founders emulated the British. What's happened to us?
- I feel like we are prisoners in our own country.
- If you can't pick who you share a building with, what's left in Liberty City?
- Hello. Oh dear, can you hear me?
- I'll call you from home. Goodbye.
- Uh huh.
- Yes.
- Of course.
- Hmmm.
- That's right.
- Definitely.
- I concur.
- Agreed.
- That monster is up there!
- That terrible man is up there.
- Police, I would like to report a firefight.
- Police, the peasants are revolting.
- Police, can you come down and stop these people from shooting.
- Oh my goodness.
- Oh my goodness.
- I thought that was the end.
- Oh, for Pete's sake.
- Oh my goodness!
- Is this for a TV show?
- He's still a great designer.
- I think his new designs are so weak compared to the 70's.
- My leg is bleeding!
- My leg is injured.
- Not again.
- Oh my goodness.
- What on Earth is that?
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- You have my thanks.
- Please let me out!
- You want money? I have money in my co-op.
- There are valuables in my co-op if you just let me out.
- I want to go home!
- I've got grandchildren.
- I don't want to die.
FM PRich 1 BD1
- Terrorist! Terrorist!
- This is absolutely typical!
- You're just loving this, you pervert.
- You moron.
- The terrorists are attacking!
- Police! Help! I pay more tax than anyone else here!
- Serves me right for coming to this area.
- Where's a police officer?
- Don't man-handle me, you brute.
- Oh, this is insane. I have to move to Europe.
- Go slash your wrist and stop wasting real people's time!
- Get out of the road.
- My meeting starts in fifteen minutes.
- Come on, Dr. Rosembomb isn't going to reschedule my appointment!
- Peasants, all of you!
- Why do I have to mingle with the riff raff?
- Repulsive person!
- Whoa!
- Ah!
- No!
- This is so uncivilized!
- Liberty City is going to the dogs!
- How horrible!
- How shocking!
FM PRich 1 BN1
- He's got a gun!
- Help, he's going to shoot!
- Call the police!
- William, is that you?
- Where are your manners, young man?
- Some people!
- Help!
- Peasant!
- Philistine!
- You should be ashamed of yourself.
- How dare you.
- You people disgust me.
- What was that? Where am I?
FO Maid 1
- Spanish You suck.
- Hello.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Hola.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Watch out. Spanish
- Yes.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish There he is!
- There! Spanish
- Si.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- No thanks.
- He got a gun!
- Spanish
- Spanish Number five, please.
- Spanish crackhead.
- Bye.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- No, gracias.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Liberty City Spanish
- Spanish I don't know.
- Puta!
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Typical man!
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish I don't follow.
- Look! Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish Thank you, doctor.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- My leg. Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Gracias.
- Spanish
- Thank you.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish Stop.
- Please, no. Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish I need a break.
- Spanish
FO PEastEuro 1
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- One of those please. Russian
- This is a private property. Get out of here.
- Russian
- Hello.
- Liberty City finest. Russian
- Russian
- Is that what you American call a good time?
- Russian
- How am I going to get home?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Damn city. Russian
- I hate the way they put a filter on this thing. I always snap them off.
- My son will make you pay for this.
- Russian
- Don't think I wouldn't bite you.
- Russian
- Russian
- Hey. Watch where you're going.
- Uh huh.
- Russian
- Russian
- Please don't kill me!
- Does that make you feel more like a man?
- There he is.
- This Debonaire is liking a smoking gare.
- He over there!
- Everyone get down! Russian
- What do you think you're doing?
- Uh huh.
- Russian
- How dare you violate my privacy. Get out!
- Russian
- I look after both doors and don't try to overcharge me this time.
- Russian
- Russian
- Do you get a kick out of attacking old lady?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I'm not afraid of you.
- Number six, please. Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I smoked every day of my life. Even as a child.
- I suppose you have a point.
- Russian
- No.
- I know what you say.
- I'm sixty-five, you animal!
- Surely you wouldn't shoot an old woman in the back.
- What are you, dropped as a baby? Get out of the way.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- And they call that superpower? Get moving!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Come on. How did this country ever win the Cold War?
- Russian
- Russian
- At least apologize.
- Russian
- Russian
- Have some respect.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Excuse me.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- They fight like little children.
- They are weak, like little baby kittens.
- Russian
- Don't be ridiculous. Why on Earth would I want to follow a person?
- Police, help me! My car has been stolen.
- Up there!
- There! He's up there!
- Hello, police. You have to come quick. They're guns everywhere!
- Police, it's a massacre down here! Send everyone you got!
- Police, please help me. I am in the middle of the gunfight.
- 911, this is an emergency!
- Thank you. I suppose you are going to charge me for this.
- Russian I suppose you are going to charge me for this.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Thanks.
- Russian
- Russian
- You don't scare me.
- I order you to stop this car.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
FO PEastEuro 1 BD1
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
FO PEastEuro 1 BN1
- That man has a gun.
- Russian
- Please, don't shoot me.
- Please, excuse me.
- I'm very sorry.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Please, no.
- No, no, stop!
- Please, leave me alone.
- Russian
- Russian
FO PEastEuro 2
- Don't you have more potatoes to peel in the back?
- Nice to see you.
- Russian
- He wouldn't be scary enough for desk job at ???.
- I'll take whatever is freshest please.
- Russian
- Excuse me, I need more water.
- Russian
- I've seen more scary thing in my kitchen than you.
- Help! Help! Someone, help me!
- Russian
- What's happened to my car?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Okay, ??? No need to hurt me.
- Russian
- Yes, ??? I'll do whatever you say.
- Russian
- What's happened to my ???
- I just want to say it smells terrible in there.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Yes, that would be lovely.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- He's over there!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- My car! Russian
- You need to go now. Get out!
- Russian
- Tell me something that I actually enjoyed, won't you?
- I'd that that, please.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Not again.
- Calm down. Compared to Russian police, you are an amateur.
- Russian
- I'll have the number five.
- Russian
- Get away. At my age that stuff will kill me.
- See you.
- Some barbarian mugged me. Help!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- No, thank you. Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I am going to buy a gun today.
- Are you kidding me? This is a joke, right?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Tell you that to make decision.
- Are you glued to the street or something?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- This isn't nap time up here!
- Russian
- Excuse me.
- Russian
- Sorry.
- I beg your pardon.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I'm sorry, I have no idea.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I beg your pardon.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I left Russia to escape being followed. Why would I follow someone else?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Now you stop it.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Uh huh.
- Mhm.
- Hm.
- Russian
- Russian
- I'll take that please.
- You don't deserve it. I do.
- Give to me or face the consequences.
- He's up there!
- Russian
- Police, there's a shooter here.
- Help! There are guns shooting.
- Russian
- Russian
- Oh no.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Oh no, this can't be. I'm shot.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Oh no!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Thanks.
- Russian
- You don't speak Russian, do you?
- Russian
- Russian
- You better hide when my husband find out about this.
FO PEastEuro 2 BD1
- Gone! Gone!
- Oh, my arm. I think I broke my arm!
- Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me!
- What was that?
- No! Ahh!
- Get away. Go!
- Idiot. Don't you see me here?
- I am old woman. Please, no.
- Okay, okay, easy.
- Aye, aye, aye, what a country.
- You need direction.
- Don't just stand there.
- What is this? What's going on?
- Why does no one move?
- Son of a motherless goat.
- Stinking yak.
- Circus bear.
- Ah!
- No!
- Wha!
- How dare you hit me.
- Who saw that? That was horrible!
- You hit an old woman?
- Ghosts in Heaven!
FO PEastEuro 2 BN1
- Run away, everybody. Hide.
- Help.
- Clear the street, he's got a gun.
- Watch out for a little old woman.
- Can't watch where you go?
- You're younger than me. Get out of my way.
- Psychopath.
- Russian
- Inconsiderate driver.
- Somebody help an old woman.
- I am an old woman, get the hell off me.
- Why are you attacking an old woman?
- What on Earth is going on?
FO PHarborN 1
- Somebody shoulda told you to get another job.
- Over here!
- Nice to see you.
- I hope you enjoy it.
- Shame on you.
- I want something cheap and nasty.
- What are you doing in here? Get out!
- You're not even funny.
- Hello there.
- Who do you think you are?
- So you wanna shoot me too?
- I paid good money for this?
- Be strong.
- Okay, have it, son.
- I might have a heart attack.
- Crazy! Crazy!
- Oh, now you've done it.
- You're crazy.
- At least I didn't break anything.
- I still got my health. Thank the lord.
- Good God, what are you doing?
- What's next?
- I've seen your kind before.
- Nah, I don't wanna have anything left.
- It's hard enough already for a black woman in this city. Let me have it!
- That's it.
- That's it, I've had it. I'm getting out.
- What would your momma think of you?
- Not again.
- Well I never.
- Shame on you.
- What the hell?
- Give me strength.
- If this is my time...
- You're robbing a poor old woman.
- I see him.
- Stop this right now.
- He's over there.
- Help!
- Well I never...
- Thank you so much, son.
- Thank you so much.
- Ah, hell no.
- Who do you think you are? Get out of here!
- I'm walking to the hospice now.
- Come on, son.
- I want something cheap and tasty.
- Damn!
- You're gonna steal my taxi?
- If that's the attitude...
- I'm too old to get shot.
- You're a bad man.
- Please.
- No thanks.
- Lord, protect me.
- You're all the same.
- I been waiting here too, you know.
- May I have a number five?
- You're polluting the youth of today. Shame on you.
- May the Lord protect you.
- Ah! I been robbed!
- Hello there.
- So long.
- This is just not right.
- No thank you.
- Oh no, my car was nearly paid off.
- No fair.
- Lord, no.
- Good thing I'm in here not out there.
- You better be somebody important.
- You'll be old one day too.
- Hurry it up.
- I'm gonna kick your ass.
- I hope you're having fun cause I'm not.
- Let's all work together.
- I'm just gonna sit here.
- I've got nowhere else to be.
- As long as we get outta here before the grocery store closes.
- I can wait here all day, I don't care.
- Excuse me.
- I'm sorry.
- I didn't mean anything.
- Forgive me.
- I can't see so good.
- I'm sorry.
- Excuse me, you know where there's an ATM?
- You're asking the wrong lady.
- Lord!
- No!
- Help!
- Sugar!
- Ooh.
- My hip.
- Excuse me.
- Sorry.
- Not with these old bones.
- In my younger days...
- Hell no!
- I still got some dignity left.
- I'm too old for that.
- If my boy was here...
- You're one crazy fool.
- Get a job.
- Stay off the drugs.
- You're a lazy fool.
- I work three jobs.
- I've got six kids and I don't beg.
- Is this the police? I need your help.
- I have a crime to report.
- Are you blind?
- Crazy fool.
- What you playing at?
- I guess I still got it.
- That's the youngest one he lied to.
- He'll be out in twenty-five to life. It's ??? that might get paroled next year.
- Just got to have faith in the good Lord, don't you?
- I pray for them every night. I do.
- I've seen so many go down that slivery slope.
- Hey.
- Goodbye then.
- Amen.
- Here's to that.
- Mhm.
- Yes sir.
- You speaking the truth.
- There he is!
- Look up there!
- Shots are fired!
- They keep shooting more bullets!
- No surprise, they're shooting up the place again.
- Oh, Good Lord.
- Oh my goodness.
- I was going to the light.
- Damn.
- Sugar!
- Heaven.
- Oh Good lord.
- Oh my goodness.
- My leg!
- That was my good leg!
- Ehh, that had to happen to me, wouldn't it?
- Aahh, my heart!
- Aahh!
- Thank you kindly.
- Much obliged.
- That's very nice.
- Mister, I'd be happy if you dropped me.
- You're a no-good criminal!
- You don't respect anything, do you?
- Your mother raised you wrong, son.
- You're momma can't have slapped you enough.
- If you're not gonna kill me, drop me off.
FO PHarborN 1 BD1
- Don't do it! I'm begging you.
- Why doesn't that surprise me?
- Stop! You're hurting me!
- Are you kidding me?
- Help! Somebody!
- Hey, what do you think you're doing?
- I can't believe this.
- Please don't shoot.
- Don't put your hands on me!
- Hey, get a move on.
- Forget this fool.
- Come on, you're gonna get yourself killed.
- Move that thing.
- Come on, move it.
- Didn't your momma teach you to say sorry?
- No respect for old people anymore.
- You need to learn some manners.
- Hey!
- Idiot!
- Moron!
- Get away from me!
- You think you're tough beating on old ladies?
- I might be old but my legs still work.
- Shit! What was that?
FO PHarborN 1 BN1
- Cha, you pull gun on an old woman?
- Me youth, you threaten an old mother like so?
- Yous a rude little boy, you don't know that?
- Watch out me youth, I have a bad leg.
- Mercy, me youth, me an old woman.
- Careful now, I have a bad leg, seen?
- Oh, me bad back!
- You not see me?
- Oh, me bad leg!
- Feisty, you gonna box an old mother?
- Cha, you gonna box an old woman like so?
- Evil youth, marching up an old mother like so.
- Rhaatid, me can't believe it!
FO PJersey 1
- Wrap it up, dickwad.
- Hey! Over here!
- Please stop!
- My son will be a boss someday.
- It all looks so good. I'll have that.
- Is this your place? No. Get out.
- Who hired this asshole?
- Hey there.
- Get off.
- What the hell are you doing?
- No! Don't you have a mother?
- Somebody save me! I'm a mother.
- I knew this day would come.
- Well, you paid for quality.
- Hey! Watch it.
- Oh, that poor person.
- I can never look at you again.
- Please stop. I'll do whatever you want.
- Oh. What have you done?
- Help! Stop him.
- I raise your children for this?
- Get off me!
- This is not what I wanted.
- My sons'll take care of you.
- Holy shit.
- Did I ask for that?
- Give me a drink.
- No! Not me. I'm needed.
- Please. Don't damage it.
- You're a maniac. Stop.
- Champagne. My son's a doctor.
- Get away from that.
- Well, you made it.
- Yes, please.
- And learn to drive, you klutz.
- Who are you? Go on. Get out. Go.
- Whenever you're ready.
- I'll take two of those.
- Excuse me. This is my cab.
- I raise four children for this?
- Go to your whore.
- He's got a gun!
- You motherfucker!
- Boys! Help me.
- I'm an upstanding citizen, officer.
- Vodka. And keep it coming.
- Yeah, give me a numer six. Very large.
- I gave up my job. My life for you.
- I'm not to target markets, sweetie.
- Police! Help me! I've been mugged.
- Hello? It's your mother.
- No thank you.
- And you take it. You have no grace.
- No no.
- I hope my husband doesn't mind.
- We should stop.
- The road is for cars, you schlub.
- Do you wanna be run over?
- I'll have you under my tires.
- Clear out of there.
- I had a graduation to get to.
- Shit dick. I'll miss the recital.
- Drive! My boy has a cold.
- Hey. Excuse yourself.
- Hey. Open your eyes.
- What am I, invisible?
- I'm sorry, I can't help you.
- Watch out!
- Ah!
- Whoa!
- Stay the fuck away from me.
- Get away, ya bastard.
- What did I do to you?
- Why would I be following?
- Police. Some motherfucker took my car.
- Now there's a man who walks like one.
- You wanna walk me home?
- You look like you'd make good babies.
- I am a happily married woman.
- You make me feel young again, sweetie.
- You know that I'm always proud of you.
- I hope you're working hard over there.
- Well don't let her talk to you that way.
- You'll always have a place to stay with me.
- Is your brother there? Put him on the phone.
- Hey. Did you just call me?
- Okay, we'll talk again soon. I love you.
- Uh huh.
- Mmm.
- Oh?
- Ha ha ha.
- Mmm.
- Police. They're shooting everything.
- There's shots! Please come!
- Oh my God!
- That is fucked up.
- I'm back. What a trip.
- Motherfucker!
- Oh my God.
- What's happening to this town?
- Will they give me a discount, I wonder?
- I'm sure I've seen that cheaper.
- We can't keep the place clean?
- Crazy! That's crazy.
- That is fucked up.
- Aw, thank you.
- Thanks.
- No. I'm too old for you.
- Where are you taking me?
- Please. Let me out here.
- I don't wanna go this way.
FO PJersey 1 BD1
- He's got a gun!
- Oh God, he'll never let me drive again.
- Oh God, please don't shoot me.
- Shit, Frank's gonna go nuts.
- Help, someone call the police!
- Help, somebody, he's robbing me!
- Oh my God, this is Frank's car.
- Help! Someone help!
- Please, mister, please, don't hurt me.
- Move it, you're making me late.
- Listen, I gotta get home already.
- Move it, I'm late already.
- Come on, huh?
- I got places to be.
- Easy there.
- Slow down.
- Careful, huh?
- Whoa!
- Shit!
- Stop!
- Oh no, this is not good.
- Shit, what the hell is this?
- Oh my God.
- What was that?
FO PJersey 1 BN1
- Don't shoot! Please don't shoot!
- Oh no, this can't be happening!
- He's got a gun!
- Oops.
- Sorry.
- Excuse me.
- Hey, watch it.
- Ahh!
- You coulda killed me!
- No, please, stop!
- I need help. Someone help me!
- Oh no, please don't hit me.
- Oh, the humanity!
FO POrient 1
- I'm better than you.
- Taxi! Stop here.
- Hi.
- ???
- Police abuse.
- Get out of my house.
- Hello.
- You're terrible.
- My car!
- Animal!
- Don't kill me.
- ???
- I don't believe.
- ???
- ???
- ???
- Why me?
- ???
- I call the police.
- ???
- Don't touch me.
- ???
- ???
- Oh no.
- Yes.
- Not very nice.
- ???
- ???
- Right there!
- ???
- ???
- Over there!
- Don't shoot.
- Stop!
- Finally.
- Yes.
- ???
- Leave! Or I kill you.
- Now lazy driver. Let's go.
- Hey, what you doing?
- ???
- Help me! He has gun!
- ???
- No way.
- Someone kill him! He has gun!
- What I do?
- You break line.
- Number three, please.
- I agree.
- No. I don't want to do.
- ???
- Help. Someone help!
- ???
- ???
- Yes. Yes.
- Goodbye.
- No.
- I know how you feel.
- My taxi! ???
- Help!
- ???
- ???
- ???
- Who are you?
- What are you doing?
- ???
- What is going on?
- ???
- Let's go.
- ???
- No manner.
- ???
- ???
- Why you bump me?
- ???
- Can't help you.
- Ah!
- ???
- ???
- Help!
- Sorry. Sorry.
- ???
- Help me!
- ???
- No fight for me.
- ???
- ???
- No!
- No way. ???
- Loser.
- ???
- Lazy.
- Police. Help!
- ???
- Shut up, animals.
- Rude and stupid.
- ???
- ???
- ???
- ???
- ???
- Hello?
- ???
- Goodbye.
- Yeah.
- ???
- No.
- I see.
- Sure.
- Sure.
- Of course.
- ???
- Up there.
- Look up!
- Police, there is guns! There's guns.
- I report gunfire!
- There is shooting. Do something!
- Officer. There is gunfire. Scary!
- Oh my.
- ???
- ???
- ???
- Oh my.
- ???
- ???
- Good price.
- Ah! Why you shoot me?
- Ah! My leg!
- Wha?
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- Let me out!
- I want out.
- ???
- Where are we going?
FO POrient 1 BD1
- ???
- Hey, what's going on?
- Don't hurt me, I'm just an old woman.
- ???
- I need help! Help me!
- Get away from there.
- Hey, what are you doing to my car?
- Take this madman away from me!
- I'm an old woman. Get off me.
- This drive me crazy. Hurry up.
- ???
- Everybody so slow. Hurry up.
- Come on, I don't have time to waste.
- You can't stop there, hurry up.
- Hey, careful.
- Get off me.
- Get out my way.
- Watch out.
- ???
- Maniac.
- ???
- ???
- Stop attacking me. Why are you attacking me?
- ???
FO POrient 1 BN1
- A gun! A gun!
- Ah!
- Not toy gun! Real gun!
- What are you doing?
- Ah! Gun!
- Please, no!
- This is terrible.
- Who is that?
- Hello? What is going on?
- ???
- Oh, excuse me.
- Oh, sorry.
- Ah!
- Gah!
- Oh no!
- ???
- No fight! No fight!
- Ah!
- Ah! Oh my God!
FO Rich 1
- I'll get you for this.
- Go back to school.
- Taxi!
- Please stop.
- I am not afraid of civil servants. You got that?
- I would like that.
- This is private property. Please leave.
- I want my money back.
- Hello.
- You people make me sick.
- Preposterous.
- You owe me some repair money.
- Have you no conscience?
- Shame on you.
- The draft used to fix your kind.
- I'll take it.
- My car.
- I'll report you to the police.
- You'll be sorry you did this.
- Are you insane?
- Human trash.
- You people are scum of the Earth.
- Thanks. But don't expect a tip.
- You bottom feeder!
- I won't say what I'm thinking.
- I am something while you are nothing.
- I wish my husband were still alive.
- Come back and fight.
- Oh my gosh. I knew that person.
- Oh, you people are scum, you hear me?
- Yes. If you would please.
- You... you.
- You're trespassing. Leave at once.
- Chauffeur, drive on.
- Oh, bring me that.
- Excuse me, this is my Taxi.
- When you have reading that sort of comment is meaningless.
- This never used to happen to me.
- Scum!
- Coward. Threatening an old woman.
- How dare you. Do you know who I am?
- Help! I'm being assaulted.
- What a stench these public recievers has. Hello?
- Thank you but no thank you.
- Who do you think you are? Get out of my way.
- I'm an old woman.
- I'm buying this.
- Stop killing the peasants.
- Will you beat it?
- Do you realize the disturbance you're causing?
- You're creating a scene!
- Get a move on.
- I haven't got all day.
- Don't keep stopping.
- More movement please.
- Moron.
- Uhh, what a stench.
- Trash on legs.
- Why should I know that?
- Lunatic.
- Crazy.
- Nincompoop.
- This neighborhood has gone to the dogs.
- What happened to my jazz age paradise?
- Oh, I knew we shouldn't have ditched the draft.
- Why on Earth would I be following another person?
- Get a job.
- Ew, the worst generation.
- Why do they ever abolish the draft?
- Bring it on home to mother!
- Send a salome to your daughter in the army.
- What a handsome prince.
- Disgusting.
- Filth.
- Oh. Is that so?
- Well, we can take care of that?
- Oh, what nerve he has.
- That's unconscionable.
- I see he thinks we were born yesterday. His mistake.
- What is it?
- My deepest respects, my dear.
- Yes.
- Definitely.
- Surely.
- Well of course.
- Most assuredly.
- I would like to report a firing of firearms.
- Police, there is gunfire in my vicinity.
- I shouldn't be seeing this at my age.
- Oh, my heart.
- I thought I saw my husband.
- Ah, phooey.
- I shouldn't be seeing this at my age.
- Oh, my heart.
- Ooh, that might look nice in the parlor.
- I could use this in my boudoir.
- Clean up after your dogs, people. It's the law!
- Oh, Lord in me.
- Oh my goodness.
- Thank you.
- My husband would kill you if he was still alive.
- Have you no conscience?
- I'm worth millions you know.
- I'm not afraid of greenhorns like you.
FO Rich 1 BD1
- I hate those things.
- My fabulous car.
- Don't hurt me, just take it.
- My beautiful car.
- You need a license for that.
- My word!
- Oh, my custom headlights.
- Put that thing away.
- Take whatever you want.
- I'm getting late.
- Make up your mind.
- Get your head on straight.
- Come along now.
- Let's get going.
- I beg your pardon.
- Careful now.
- Look where you're going.
- Maniac!
- Crazy!
- Lunatic!
- You horrible person!
- I hope you die and go to Hell.
- You'll end up in prison. I promise.
- Good Heavens.
FO Rich 1 BN1
- He's got a gun.
- He's trying to kill me.
- Help! I'm under attack.
- Unbelievable. In all my days.
- Goodness gracious really.
- I've never seen the light.
- Watch out.
- Darn it.
- Oh, crap.
- Get away from me.
- You're an animal.
- How do you sleep at night?
- What the blazes?
FY Bank
- You stole this act.
- Taxi! Hot girl needs a ride.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Rape!
- Oh, don't be a bully.
- Hey, what's that fried special?
- Dude, get out.
- Hey.
- Man, you guys are assholes.
- Help me, someone!
- Boo!
- What asshole hit me?
- Oh, shit.
- Help, he's gonna shoot.
- No!
- Great. Now I'll be late for work.
- Holy shit. What are you doing?
- Go to Hell. Oh, and by the way, you have a tiny dick.
- Okay, okay, it's yours. Don't get crazy.
- It is so crazy that Greg and Tony got taken off the air.
- Dude, please, don't kill me.
- Stop and help them.
- Yes.
- Cool it, shithead.
- You were masturbating to my sister's picture.
- Police!
- My back.
- Dude, enough of this, I'm outta here.
- Your mom's a whore!
- Shit, this is a rental.
- Cool.
- Wow, you are a lonely creep.
- Alley apple eating bastard.
- Oh please, don't kill me.
- Fuckwad.
- Get him. That way.
- Are you drunk?
- Someone please get rid of this president. Uh.
- Hurry. Over there.
- Hey, gut reamer, what the hell?
- Thanks. Try cleaning the back seat though.
- Yeah.
- Yes, please.
- My car!
- What are you doing? Get out.
- My dad's a cop, asshole.
- Get moving.
- Sprunk and a cookie, please.
- I hope you don't think this is yours.
- Whatever, asshole.
- Oh, you need some serious help. And your penis is small.
- He's got a gun!
- Thieving asshole.
- Don't kill me.
- No.
- Please, I'm too young.
- Liberty City's finest, huh?
- Guess they think they're royalty.
- Can I get a seven with a salad?
- You hit that right on the head.
- I told you no backdoor and you tried anyway.
- Drugs are for assholes. No way.
- See ya.
- Nah.
- Help. I've been mugged.
- There are way too many car horns in this town.
- I feel ya.
- Bye.
- Nah.
- Exactly.
- Dude, this is my cab.
- Oh my God!
- Hey, linejumper, get to the back.
- Later.
- You aren't going to stop?
- Hey, retard. Move.
- The road is for cars, stupid.
- Get out of the road.
- Come on, I'm late.
- Hey, dumbass. Move.
- Come on.
- Who I gotta blow to get traffic moving?
- This traffic sucks.
- Drive. Let's move.
- Ouch.
- Nice one, asshole.
- Hey, watch it.
- Hey, say you're sorry.
- What a butt munch.
- Why don't you look it up on the internet?
- Psycho!
- Shit!
- Ow!
- You nearly killed me.
- Creep.
- Excuse me.
- Coming through.
- Pardon me.
- Don't kill me.
- This isn't happening.
- You're insane!
- I don't wanna fight.
- Screw you!
- Help. This psycho's after me.
- Are you just a little bit paranoid?
- Holy shit, I'm calling 911.
- Go fuck yourself.
- And you think that's actually going to work?
- Oh, you make me so wet.
- Oh, I totally loved watching I'm Rich.
- What do you mean my balloon knot?
- I guess so. Will it hurt?
- Your wife is going to find out about our affair.
- You're twice my age but I love to blow you.
- Hey, Pitsy. Thanks for last night.
- Cool. I'll see you outside Burger Shot.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Uh huh.
- Herpes?
- Way.
- No way!
- Yeah.
- Sure.
- He's up there!
- I saw him up there!
- 911, there's like a firefight.
- Police, help, people are shooting.
- Oh my God, I'm calling 911.
- Oh my God, you're my hero.
- Ah, ballsack.
- Oh no, oh no, oh no.
- Oh, someone call the news.
- Ah, holy shit. My leg!
- No! My leg!
- Ah, these shoes cost a fortune.
- No way. Did you see that shit?
- What the hell is going on?
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Appreciate it.
- I'm gonna call the cops!
- What are you doing, freak?
- You're that serial killer, aren't you?
- Oh please don't. I'm on my period.
- Please don't hurt me.
- Yeah, I got my tits pierced.
- He loves it. Trust me.
- I wouldn't worry. You're not pregnant.
- Please, I'll order a baby on babiesovernight.com first.
FY Bank 1 BD1
- No! Please don't shoot!
- Well this is just fucking fantastic.
- Are you out of your fucking mind?
- You've got to be kidding me.
- Get down, he's got a gun!
- Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
- No, this can't be happening.
- Help, he's trying to kill me.
- Take your hands off me, asshole.
- Move it, dumbass.
- Are you some kind of retard?
- Change the meds you fucking idiot.
- You know, if you could make me a little bit more late, I'd really appreciate it.
- Oh, for fuck's sake, this is retarded.
- Whatever, creep.
- Typical man.
- Get over yourself, asshole.
- Fuck!
- No way.
- Moron!
- You're a fucking lunatic.
- I'm so over this.
- Help!
- Fuck me, where did that come from?
FY Bank 1 BN1
- I think he's trying to kill me!
- Holy fuck, he's got a gun.
- This crazy fuck is holding a gun!
- Fuck you.
- Fucking asshole.
- Shithead.
- I'm so outta here.
- Help!
- I don't wanna die!
- What the Hell is going on?
FY Business 1
- This is worse than the cocktails.
- Taxi!
- Hi.
- Get away from me you fucking junkie!
- Whatever. I earn your annual salary in a week.
- One of those. Shit, I'm going to hate myself.
- Get the fuck out of here, asshole
- You're shit, get off.
- Hey.
- Watch it. I'll have you in court quicker than you can buy a donut.
- Who the fuck are you?
- I could do better than this.
- I'm on a conference call, you fucking idiot.
- Don't touch me, you asshole.
- Fuck. He's gonna shoot.
- Please don't shoot.
- Everybody needs a bit of retail therapy.
- You're dead.
- Forget about it. Put your foot down.
- Save your breath. It stinks of her. We're over.
- Alright. Take it, asshole.
- Hey, it's better than diet pills.
- Okay, okay, the company will pay.
- Just keep going.
- Hey. Who the fuck are you?
- There's nothing you can say. I walked in on you, asshole.
- Take your fucking hands off me.
- My PDA was sinking, you fucking moron.
- I said fast but you're out of your fucking mind.
- If there's a scratch on my laptop, I'll fucking kill you.
- Asshole! You broke my laptop.
- Yeah.
- You just wish you could look like me.
- You have got to be kidding me.
- He's trying to kill me.
- Shit. I'll call you back.
- Nobody fucks with me in this town.
- There's the asshole.
- Don't worry, we haven't got time.
- Non-smokers all have fat asses.
- That's the guy.
- What the fuck? Get away from there.
- Thanks, you've saved my ass.
- Sure.
- Not the company car. Fuck!
- What the fuck? This is private property, asshole.
- I'm gonna send you down, asshole.
- Okay, floor it, I'm fucking late.
- Two of those. I'll double my workout.
- Over my dead body.
- Everybody hates the rich girl.
- Shut your cheating mouth and I never want to see you again.
- Oh, he's got a gun!
- I'll sue you so hard, your grandkids will be in debt!
- No.
- Help! This guy's a psycho!
- I'd be very careful. My roommate's fucking your deputy chief.
- Oh no you don't. Get to the back.
- Number six and I'm in a rush.
- You've got that right.
- You must think I'm stupid. You think I don't know my own underwear?
- Fuck you.
- I don't think so. I get the best blow in Liberty City delivered straight to the office.
- See you soon.
- Help! I've been mugged.
- You don't get where I am today without cigarettes.
- I know what you mean.
- Okay, gotta dash.
- No way.
- Sure, whatever.
- Fuck off, this is mine.
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Anyone's jumping this line, it's me.
- Go fuck yourself.
- What's the use of money if you don't spend it, right?
- It's alright. I didn't see anything.
- Move!
- Let me guess, you're on minimum wage?
- Are you even aware you're a retard?
- Idiot. I bet you've never multi-tasked in your fucking life.
- Oh, come on.
- Move it! I'm pitching to Yusuf Amir in twenty minutes.
- I can't push back this meeting again.
- My cell phone is dying.
- Come on, I haven't got time for this shit.
- Say sorry, you bastard.
- What an asshole.
- Did he just steal my PDA?
- That guy just touched my breast.
- Must be hard being that ugly.
- Shit, I better make a call.
- Really? That's good to know.
- News to me. Can you put it in an email?
- Mark my words: Sprunk shares are going to go through the roof.
- I'm screwing the CEO of Piswasser and let me tell you: buy in now.
- Dump all your Purseus stock, it's about to tank.
- Do you know anywhere with wi-fi? This is an emergency.
- Sorry, no time to stop.
- Shit!
- Fuck.
- Asshole.
- No!
- Whoa!
- Come on, let me through.
- Behind you.
- This is beneath me.
- Stay away from me, asshole.
- I haven't got time for your shit.
- Fucking lunatic.
- You need help, psycho.
- Oh, please, you're pretty much invisible to me.
- Incompetent and incontinent, you must be proud.
- Just looking at you makes me wanna take a shower.
- Where's your motivation? Where are your goals?
- Hello? I need a police officer here right now.
- In your fucking dreams, loser.
- Don't worry, you'll lose your virginity one day.
- Ugly, stupid and poor. You're not my type, asshole.
- You should see my new Enima dress. It makes me wanna fuck me.
- Lucinda, you're wicked. You know I don't go down on the first date.
- He's taking me to Maisonette 9. I hope he's got some coke.
- I'm so excited. He's got a loft in Suffolk and a place upstate.
- I'm ready to bring this one home and in fact, fuck it, I'm going commando tonight.
- Hey, Lucy.
- Listen, I've gotta go. Kisses.
- Uh huh.
- No.
- Definitely.
- Sure.
- Mhm.
- So what?
- He's up there!
- There he is!
- Suck it up, you'll feel fine in a minute.
- Shit, I really haven't got time for this.
- I didn't hit you that hard.
- Wow, thanks. I might still make that meeting.
- Shit.
- That's it, I'm buying a gun.
- I wish I felt sorry but I don't.
- Uh, I can't afford this.
- Note to self: go shopping with boyfriend.
- Fuck! My leg.
- Ahh! Fuck, I've been shot.
- Ahhh, disgusting.
- What the fuck?
- Fuck me.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- I've got money.
- Stop the car. Right now.
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Are you crazy?
- Are you out of your mind?
- I don't care what I have to do. I'm making VP this year.
- Sometimes you have to give your boss a helping hand if you know what I mean.
- I'm the girl for the job and I have to show him how committed I am.
- I'm not waiting years for promotion. I'm going straight for the big man.
FY Business 1 BD1
- Jesus Christ, what the fuck?
- Do you know how much this car cost?
- What the hell are you doing?
- Well excuse me, asshole.
- Help, someone!
- Help, somebody call the police!
- Asshole, you better have insurance.
- Oh, fuck you!
- What the fuck?
- Jesus, every time.
- God damn it. Move, you idiot.
- Sometime today please.
- Move it, asshole.
- Jesus, buddy, I don't have all day.
- Hey, Einstein, out of the way.
- Easy there.
- Jesus, watch it.
- So rude.
- Whoa!
- Asshole!
- Motherfucker!
- Get off me.
- Asshole.
- That's it. I don't need this.
- Fuck, what was that?
FY Business 1 BN1
- You can't be serious!
- Typical male asshole.
- Oh my God!
- My clothes.
- Say you're sorry.
- Hello.
- Asshole!
- Jerk.
- Watch out.
- Get away from me!
- How dare you!
- Are you on drugs?
- Holy shit!
FY CDress 1
- Eew, you stink!
- Taxi!
- Hey.
- Please don't.
- Don't treat me like a criminal.
- I'd like a number six, please.
- Get out of here before I call the cops.
- Hi.
- You are like really bad.
- You're such an asshole.
- Leave me alone.
- He's got a gun!
- Somebody call the police. He's got a gun!
- Oh my God.
- Tell me that was not a person.
- It's yours just don't hurt me.
- My boyfriend said that smoking is a sign of weakness. He's such a dick.
- Just take it.
- I think you just hit someone.
- Stop that!
- Get away from me.
- I'm getting out of here.
- That's my car!
- You dick.
- Yes.
- Uh. Leave me alone.
- Get out of here, he's got a gun!
- Police! Police! Somebody help me!
- He's over there.
- They'll be fine. I'm sure. Just keep going.
- I hate having to go outside to smoke.
- The jerk went that way.
- Oh my God. Oh my God!
- Hey. Leave that alone, you dick.
- Thanks for the ride. Take care.
- Yeah.
- Um, hello?
- Rape! Rape!
- Can you get a move on? I'm kind of in a hurry.
- This is my cab, dick.
- Why are you such a jerk?
- Don't shoot!
- Somebody help me! He just stole my car!
- No way.
- Help me! Somebody help me!
- I didn't do anything.
- There is like a line here.
- I'll have a number seven, please.
- I can see that.s
- Yeah, like I have to pay for drugs. Loser.
- Bye bye.
- Help! I've been mugged!
- You know there was a British study that said girls who smoke have sex on the first date?
- Tell me about it.
- Toodles.
- No.
- Yeah, I know.
- Get lost, I was here first!
- Please don't hurt me.
- Hey! No cutting.
- Please don't shoot me!
- What are you, a maniac? You just hit someone.
- Get out of the way.
- Um, hello? Move!
- Uh, like move or something.
- Get out of the way.
- Move!
- Move that fucking thing.
- Walk much?
- Uhhh.
- Ew.
- Loser.
- Sorry.
- Oops.
- Nope. Sorry.
- Hey!
- Jerk!
- Asshole!
- Watch where you're going!
- Umm, excuse me.
- Sorry. I have to get through.
- Leave me alone!
- I don't wanna fight.
- Just let me be.
- I'm out of here.
- I don't wanna fight, psycho.
- I don't want any trouble.
- Ew, like I would follow you?
- Hello, police. Some asshole just like stole my car.
- Some creep just totally stole my car!
- Ew, gross.
- In your dreams.
- It's so disgusting the way he stares at me.
- He looks at me like meat.
- He started learning Chinese as if that would make me want to fuck him.
- Why are white guys such creeps?
- Hey, sweetie.
- I have to go but I'll call later. Bye.
- Nu uh.
- Uh huh.
- Totally.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- No way.
- No way.
- He's up there!
- Up there. That's him.
- Help! Somebody's firing off a gun.
- Hello, police. There's like somebody firing a gun.
- 911. Some maniac is firing a gun.
- Yeah, I'd like to report that someone is firing a gun.
- Oh my God!
- You are my hero.
- Oh, fuck.
- Oh my God!
- No way!
- You shot my leg!
- Oh, my leg.
- Eww. Gross.
- What the fuck?
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Oh my God.
- Just. Just let me go.
- Please. Just pull over.
- Let me out. Let me out!
FY CDress 1 DB1
- Oh, fuck. Look.
- Uh... sorry.
- Help!
- Oh my God, that was totally my fault.
- He's got a gun!
- Ah! I'm totally dead, I know it.
- Hey! Stop it.
- Ah!
- Uh, this is boring.
- Check this weirdo out.
- Oh my God, what a weirdo.
- Come on, dudes.
- Let's go.
- Ew, you're gross.
- Yuck, like I want your germs.
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Help!
- Ah!
- Watch it.
- You dick, oh my God.
- You're real dick, you know that?
- Get away from me.
- That can't be real. It can't.
FY CDress 1 BN1
- It's a mass shooting!
- Don't you touch me!
- He's got a gun!
- You bumped me.
- Say you're sorry.
- Ouch.
- Whoa!
- Shit!
- Come on!
- Don't acost me!
- I'm outta here!
- Please, not the face!
- I gotta move out of here!
FY Doctor 1
- Hey there.
- How dare you speak to me in such a manner.
- Get out of here! Are you crazy?
- Hi.
- Don't shoot.
- Don't point that thing at me.
- Yes, please. Sounds interesting.
- Oh, fuck you very much.
- Help! He's got a gun.
- I see him there.
- He's over there!
- You crazy fucking man.
- Yes, please.
- Get the fuck out of here right now.
- Some people really know how to ruin your day.
- Get away from me.
- No thanks, no time.
- Put that away, you madman.
- You're talking to a doctor, not some common thug.
- Yo, I'm a doctor for goodness sake.
- Bye.
- Help, somebody help.
- Goodbye.
- No thanks. Too busy.
- Somebody stop this madman.
- Excuse me.
- Sorry.
- My fault.
- Oh my goodness.
- Huh?
- Are you okay?
- Sorry, I can never remember this stuff. They change it so fast.
- Hey!
- Slow down.
- Asshole!
- What the hell?
- Ah, sweet, sweet caffeine.
- Time to cope with all my stress.
- Everyone in my soriety got so addicted to this stuff.
- Best wishes, your Columbian friends.
- Excuse me.
- Pardon me.
- People like you are ruining this city.
- Can't we just walk the streets anymore?
- Where do you people come from?
- Why me? Why today?
- Of all the damned days for this to happen...
- Curse you and your fucking fat family.
- Get away from me right now.
- I don't have time to follow anybody else.
- Police, I need to report a vehicle theft.
- I hope I never see you in the emergency room.
- Be careful, I might be your next gynocolegist.
- I never thought I would end being a de facto employee of an insurance company.
- My Dad was a doctor and got really rich. That was before big insurance.
- What was the point of med school if all my money goes to malpractice insurance?
- You'll see more and more female doctors as the profession's wages drop.
- All the guys who used to go to med school become stock traders these days.
- He's up there.
- Look up. Can't you see him?
- You saved me.
- For goodness sake.
- Shit.
- Oh no.
- What the hell happened here?
- My leg. I'm shot.
- My leg has been shot through!
- What is this disgusting substance on my shoe?
- What the hell is that?
- Thank you.
- Thanks very much.
- Do you realize what a lawsuit this could lead to?
- Just get out and we can avoid the law involved.
FY FastFoodHispanic
- Get out of here! Now!
- Hello. Welcome to Tw@. You want something to eat?
- Get away from me!
- Leave me alone you sick fuck.
- Hi. Welcome to Ping. We heat it you eat it.
- Goodbye.
- Hi. How can I help you?
- Here you go.
- Spanish That is disgusting.
- They're lucky it's only spit.
- Hi. Welcome to Burger Shot. How can I help you?
- Hello? Welcome to Fanny Crabs. What can I get you?
- You better get out before we call the cops.
- Hello. Are you ready to order?
- Bye. Hope you enjoy your meal.
- This place just gets worse and worse.
- Hello. Welcome to Cluckin' Bell. How can I help you?
- Hello. What can I get you?
- Hi. Welcome to Cluckin' Bell. What can I get for you?
- Goodbye.
- Hi. Welcome to the Rockstar Cafe.
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
- Here it is.
- See ya.
- Spanish Don't you go aiming that gun at me.
- Hi. Welcome to Tw@.
- Bye.
- Fucking Hell, you crazy man.
- Hi. Pizza Stack. What do you want?
- Hi there. Welcome to Fanny Crabs.
- Goodbye. Have a nice day.
- Bye.
- Aye, man. Now I gotta clean that shit up.
- No way. I ain't giving you no more food.
- Hi. What can I get you?
- Hello, welcome to Pizza Stack. How may I help you?
- See ya.
- Here.
- Aye. Get out of here, man.
- Bye. Thanks for coming.
- Bye. Thanks for eating at Burger Shot.
- Yes. What can I get you?
- Bye. Thanks for coming in.
- Hello, welcome to Ping, where we heat it and you eat it. What do you want?
- Ha ha ha. They fucking deserve it.
- I ain't serving you no more.
- There.
- Bye. Thanks for coming.
- Thanks for choosing Burger Shot where the burgers are bleeding tasty.
- I'm going to shove my fist in your ass.
- Don't fuck with my uniform or I'll kick your ass.
- Back off you motherfucker.
- I'll claw your eyes out.
- Don't fuck with me, bitch.
- You one crazy son of a bitch.
- I wanna go home.
- This is stupid. Stop attacking me.
- Okay, let's leave it, okay?
- Spanish
- What the fuck is going on?
- Oh, sweet mother of God.
- Thanks.
- Gracias.
FY FastFoodWhites
- We're closed. Get out, shithead.
- Welcome. Too poor to own a computer?
- Don't shoot me, I make minimum wage.
- Help! Psychopath is after me.
- Welcome to Ping, the fastest sandwich.
- Bye. Thanks for pinging me.
- Well, hello. Food and a handjob?
- I dropped this in the kitchen.
- I can't believe you just did that.
- Here's some spit, fuckface.
- Hi. Ready for a burger shot?
- Fanny Crabs, can I help you?
- We're not open. Leave!
- Hi. It's my real pleasure to serve you.
- Thanks for helping us make food fast.
- Come on. Give a girl a break.
- Welcome to Cluckin' Bell, where cruelty is our secret.
- Welcome to Rockstar Cafe, congress' favorite.
- Hi. Can I get you a bucket of fried love?
- Bye. Come gorge again.
- Rockstar Cafe. We're out of coffee.
- Thanks for coming to Cluckin' Bell. Buck buck.
- Thank you. That's one less chicken.
- Enjoy. Try not to puke.
- Thanks for coming by the Rockstar Cafe.
- You men and your little dick guns.
- Welcome to Tw@. Burgers and porn.
- Don't forget your frequent Tw@ card.
- You rapist! He's gonna rape me!
- Welcome to Pizza Stack. Eat my pie.
- Hi. Hungry for some fanny crabs?
- Bye. Thanks for killing hungry.
- Thanks for trying my pie.
- That is fucking gross.
- Hey. Don't shoot your viral videos in here.
- You look famous. Can I help you?
- Hi. Care to try the three inch pie of death?
- Did you enjoy eating my pie?
- Enjoy your meal, fatso.
- You're not a supermodel, you know.
- Thanks for coming to Tw@.
- Thanks for your business and obesity.
- Hi. Can I serve you?
- Come again... and bring more money.
- Hi. Can I ping you?
- Here's some protein for ya.
- Look, at least I do that in private.
- Here you go. Binge away.
- Please come back. I'm so lonely.
- Welcome. Please give my burger a shot.
- You better cool it, z-list bitch.
- Someone get this on a camera phone.
- You want my fist up your ass?
- Give me a fucking break.
- I'm like paparazzi, bitch
- Screw this noise.
- I gotta get to work.
- You can kiss my ass.
- Please, I'm gonna be a model someday.
- In your dreams, shit head.
- Yeah right, pencil dick.
- Douchebag.
- This town is fucked up.
- This is just like a Howitzer flick.
- Ah man, thanks so much.
- I owe you big. Thanks.
FY GymGal 1
- Hey there.
- Hi.
- This nutcase has a gun!
- Sure.
- That Eastern European that done us, he's right there!
- Shit! Somebody help.
- Look over there, genius. He's right there.
- There! He's over there!
- Yeah.
- Oh God, help. He's got a gun.
- I work too hard on this body to get shot.
- Okay, okay, jeez. Chill out.
- Over there, with the strong muscle definition.
- Fuck off, huh?
- See ya.
- Bye now.
- Just fuck off.
- Officer, I didn't do anything.
- Officer, I break a sweat. I don't break the law.
- Hey, work on your personal space issues.
- Hello. I'm speed walking here.
- No, I'm sorry. I don't have a clue.
- I can't stop. I have a twenty minute carb window right now.
- Hey!
- Shit!
- What the hell?
- What are you doing?
- Following those flabby glutes? Are you kidding me?
- Oh, please. Following you?
- Please, stay calm. Deep breathes...
- Okay, let's just keep cool...
- Don't point that gun at me.
- Pointing a gun at a woman makes you a real man, huh?
- He's up there. He's got speed and strength.
- There he is.
- Hello? I heard shooting. Please hurry.
- There's shooting down here. You need to send your best people.
- I feel like I've had the worst sugar crash ever.
- Damn it.
- Oh my God.
- Shit. What the fuck?
- Help! My fibula!
- Ah! My perfect leg!
- Whoa! Shit!
- What the-?
- Stop the car. My heart rate is off the charts.
- Stop. Let me out. Please.
- Let me go. What do you want from me?
FY GymGal 1 BN1
- He's gonna shoot!
- This body's expensive. No shooting, okay?
- Help me! He's got a gun!
- Watch it, tubby.
- You like, see me here, right?
- Ew, fatso's rubbing off on me. Not cool.
- Hey, watch out.
- Idiot!
- Ahh!
- Don't touch me, weirdo.
- I'd be angry too if I looked like you.
- You fat pig lobster face.
- Oh my God! I can't die! I've never been to Paris!
FY GymGal 1 BN2
- Shoot someone else!
- Ahhhh!
- A gun! He's gonna kill me!
- You stepped on my foot.
- I'll sue your ass.
- Hey.
- Hey!
- Psycho!
- Crazy!
- Help me!
- Don't touch me.
- Fuck off, you freak.
- Whoa!
FY Hooker 1
- Taxi!
- You about as much man as my great grandma.
- Run home to your wife's thin bitch ass.
- I ain't scared of you, little dick.
- Umm, look here. I'd like that special, please.
- What's the matter with you, motherfucker? Uh huh, get out of here. I mean now.
- Why hello there.
- Oh, see you don't know what you're missing.
- Just watching you, looking at you, is getting my juices flowing.
- Yeah, keep talking while I go walking.
- Aw yeah, I'm making money tonight.
- He's got a gun. He's got a gun.
- That's why you are gonna die alone.
- Don't point that thing at me, boy.
- Whoa! Crazy boy.
- Just let me get my panties. I'm gone.
- Sweet Heavens above.
- I'll do anything for you. I'll be your baby tonight.
- I'm getting the fuck outta here, motherfucker.
- We don't have to go anywhere. I'm car friendly.
- I will do anything.
- You always no motherfucking good.
- No! No! Not another gun, for fuck's sake.
- Do you realize what you're gonna miss?
- You call yourself a pimp? P-I-M-P, please.
- Uh huh, see, you one crazy motherfucker. Get me the fuck outta here.
- Uh, forget it. I can hear your momma calling you.
- Heavens above. Somebody help me. That motherfucker's got a gun.
- I've heard enough from you, motherfucker. I'm outta here.
- Like I said, I'd do anything.
- You are one smooth mo'fucker.
- Oh, yes please.
- What's the matter with you today?
- You just keep going on, going on, going on, don't you?
- Sick of people saying no? Not here, baby.
- Get out of my house, you pervy motherfucker fucker.
- Let's take a ride, baby.
- Go on back to your momma's basement.
- Now what's the matter? All the money went up your nose again?
- You better not be thinking about stealing my taxi.
- See, I used to be able to get in here right away.
- Heavens above!
- You got so much shit on you. You need lax to the max just to put your shoes on.
- Don't shoot me, motherfucking fuck, don't shoot me.
- You think you can talk that way to me?
- Alright, tonight's gonna be a good night.
- Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby, I'm going into orbit now.
- Ah, thought you said you was tough, motherfucker.
- Yeah, go back to baking cookies, okay?
- Why hello.
- Talk to my rudy tudy booty.
- Mmm, no thanks. I'm high on fucking, baby.
- Baby, you know just what I like. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
- Wanna trying something new, baby?
- Somebody help me, please!
- Hello there.
- That cologne you're wearing smells like a big 'ole cock.
- Mmm, now that's what I call a soul pole, baby.
- Mmm, no thanks.
- Are you sure you ain't a woman in costume?
- If you know what's right for you, walk away.
- Sick of people saying no?
- Look at those strong hands just gripping the wheel.
- You got the nicest chin...
- Sweet Heavens above, you are a loser.
- Are you worried about getting your ass kicked by the big boys?
- Sweet Heavens above, don't stop now.
- My booty ain't even interested in that bullshit.
- You know, I really meant that I would do anything.
- Want the ride of your life, daddy?
- Do you know what you just did?
- What's the matter? Getting nervous again?
- Okay, now, uh huh, see I was minding my own business.
- Can't you cops just stand around doing nothing anymore.
- Since when is standing around looking hot illegal?
- Hey, handsome.
- So, uh, you wanna date?
- Excuse me, sweet thing.
- Why aren't you watching out for us?
- You need to take the straw out of your nose and take care of your hoes.
- How come we getting hassled so much? Huh? Ain't you supposed to be protecting us?
- Crying
- I was wondering if you might help me find something.
- I won't do anything but give directions. Sorry, baby.
- Hey.
- What the-?
- Uh huh.
- Fuck you!
- Watch out!
- You picked the wrong diva today, baby.
- Sweet Heavens above. You, you are dead.
- Cause I'm gonna take a piece of your ass with me, baby.
- Taste it, baby. Put your face all up in it.
- Give it up, fool.
- The winner gets me!
- Teach that fool a lesson.
- I'm the prize.
- Hit harder!
- I know you're there, asshole. Get the fuck away from me.
- If you want me, meet me during business hours.
- Why should I be following anybody?
- Uh huh. Yeah, you got freaking cash, baby?
- I do anything. Even with assholes like you.
- Ah now, sweetie, that's what I was born to do.
- I will do anything.
- Anything your little heart and big dick desires.
- Oh, cause there's more of me to love.
- You know I'm a BFL. Built for love.
- Hello there.
- See you in a hour, governnor.
- That's right, sugar.
- Mmm, you know it.
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- They're shooting. Shooting like crazy, yo.
- Officer! Bullets are flying around here!
- Yo, yo, yo, I wanna report shooting right here and now.
- I'll do anything for you. No charge.
- Sweet Heavens above.
- Fucking motherfuck.
- That shit's really gonna hit the fan now.
- Ooh, sweet Heavens above, not again. Ooh.
- Sweet Heavens above, stop that digity dang racket. I can't hear myself calm.
- Have mercy on us all by shutting the fuck up.
- I do not wanna look at my shoes right now.
- Sweet Heavens above, what's that?
- Again?
- Okay, thank you.
- Yeah yeah, thanks.
- Thanks, I appreciate it.
- Please, sir, let me out. I'll do anything.
- Help! Sweet Heavens above, please help me!
- I will do anything for you, sir.
- Let me oooouuuutttt!
- Let me out, out, out!
FY Hooker 1 BH1
- Look at that little boy trying to be a pimp. Please.
- Guess you ain't as sweet as I thought you were, sugar.
- Go fuck yourself, sugar, I'm done with you.
- Oh, fuck, he got a gun!
- You making a big mistake, sugar.
- Baby, you looking for a date, sugar?
- Stop running your mouth. I don't need you.
- Holy fuck!
- You couldn't afford me anyway.
- I need a real pimp in charge of me and that ain't you.
- Whatever, sugar, whatever.
- You never give a hoe a time to breathe!
- I'm doing the best I can, sugar!
- You wanna piece of my pie? It's sweet and tasty too.
- This bitch is gonna kill me!
- I'm done talking, you good-for-nothing pimp.
- Uh, uh, uh, that's the spot!
- You look like you could use some lovin', sugar.
- Oh, yeah, sugar!
- Shit, I was born to fuck, you'll see.
- You best not be talking to me like that.
- Fuck me harder! Fuck me harder!
- You're in for the ride of your life, sugar.
- You looking to go out, sugar?
- Sugar, you know I'm the best working girl out here.
- Come on, daddy, I'm just trying to make a living out here on the streets.
- Touch me again. It's gonna cost you.
- You can't grab a piece of me for free.
- Watch where you going, sugar.
- You think I'm out here turning tricks for fun? I want the green.
- I sick of fucking pimps. They don't take care of me.
- Fucker.
- Asshole!
- Prick!
- This hoe will kick your ass.
- I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Bitches never fight fair.
- I'm better at fighting than fucking.
- Take that, sugar.
- Girls know how to fight.
- How can this be happening?!
FY Hooker 1 BH2
- You ain't shit, motherfucker.
- Shit, I don't need your broke ass anyway.
- I don't need your old tired ass anyway.
- Just take the pussy.
- Your dick too small anyway.
- Want some company?
- Shit, I'll be my own fucking pump.
- You can't do this to me.
- Limp dick motherfucker.
- You fake ass pimp trick.
- Kiss my ass, motherfucker.
- Shit, it's hard out here for a bitch.
- It ain't easy being a hoe.
- You going out, baby?
- Don't kill me, I suck your dick!
- I ain't hearing shit you gotta say.
- Fuck the pussy, daddy! Fuck that pussy, daddy! Aww!
- Need a date, daddy?
- Give me that dick, yeah! Give me that dick!
- I'm dripping wet, baby.
- It's my pussy that makes all the money though.
- Ah, ah, do it deeper, baby!
- I've been a bad girl, daddy.
- Looking to party?
- You ain't shit without this pussy.
- I gotta go home to my kids.
- Damn, I come across the freakiest motherfuckers.
- Another dick, another dollar.
- You can't find no better head than this, sugar.
- Shit, you ain't no fuckin' mack.
- Shit, you need to go back to mackin' school.
- This is my track.
- This is my block.
- No you didn't.
- This is how I get down.
- Let's get it in, motherfucker.
- You urkin me, asshole.
- You done fucked up.
- That did it.
- I will bust your ass.
- Holy shit.
FY Hooker 3
- Hey. Taxi.
- My kid brother can protect me better than you, you fucking shithead.
- I won't have, it's too small.
- You wanna take me back the cells and run a train on me again, you fucking fuck?
- One special, please.
- Hey, get the fuck out of my place.
- Hi.
- You prefer to fuck other men, huh?
- You know I can take a whole fist? You like that, huh?
- Fuck off then, you maricon.
- I need a drink.
- You feel big with that thing, huh?
- I know your type, you just wanna fuck your mother.
- Leave me alone you candy ass fuck.
- Hey, mister. I think you just hit somebody.
- They just repair the fucking sidewalks. Try walking around here in heels.
- Hey! Watch it you crazy man.
- I'll suck your cock real nice.
- I'm outta here!
- You gonna fuck me like the nasty little bitch I am?
- I'm the best you'll ever have.
- I don't need this shit every fucking day.
- That make you feel like a real man?
- You don't know what you're missing, puto.
- You the most useless piece of shit I ever met.
- Slow down, huh?
- I'd rather get fucked than talk to you. I'm going back to walk.
- I swear they're putting less tobacco in these days.
- That gun make you a real man, huh?
- You boring the shit out of me.
- Oh yes. Yeah, it's so big. Mmm.
- Stop right here. Thanks.
- Okay then.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- What's your problem?
- You looking for a girlfriend?
- Who the fuck are you? Leave now!
- Andele.
- What? I'm too much woman for you to handle.
- I don't need this shit today. Okay, man?
- Fuck you. I saw this one first.
- Hey, you should come in and find me inside if you want some action.
- Ahh!
- This shit is the fucking limit.
- Typical fucking man.
- Fuck you, cochino.
- Mhmm. I heard the DJ tonight has a huge cock.
- Do it. Yeah. Do it harder.
- This ain't my problem. You deal with it.
- Look, I ain't got time for this shit right now.
- Hello? Yeah my sales flat.
- I've been thinking about that too.
- Suck my titties and fuck off.
- No way. My man would fuck me up if I scored from you.
- Fuck the shit out of it. Yeah, you nasty fucker.
- I'll show you a good time, baby.
- Help me. I've just been mugged!
- I should quit. I've been smoking these things since I was ten.
- Hey, honey. It's me.
- As soon as I saw you, I knew we'd be good together, honey.
- Not fucking likely.
- Yeah, baby. That's it. Mmm.
- Fuck you.
- You're probably right.
- I fucking hate you. I'll leave you as soon as I get clean.
- No fucking way.
- You and me, baby. Let's fuck.
- So, which hole you like best, baby?
- You my first of the day you lucky boy. No sticky mess for you.
- You only like boys, huh?
- Look, I just got shit fucked and I'm in the mood right now.
- Ah! Ah, yeah! Grab my tittes now, you fuck!
- Eat me.
- I'm gonna swallow you whole, big boy.
- You want a piece of this ass?
- Careful! I'm trying to do my eyeliner here.
- Fuck off or find a new girl.
- Hey, let me go and I'll fuck you real good.
- Yeah, I fucked your father last night.
- I gotta make a living you stupid fuck.
- Hey, you gotta pay if you wanna feel me up.
- Watch where you're going.
- That's gonna cost you a buck.
- I don't care if he's your friend. Nobody does that shit to me.
- I ain't ever gonna do that shit again. It's still fucking bleeding.
- You dickless mariposa. How can you let them treat me like that?
- Crying
- I'm looking for the STD clinic. You know where that is?
- My time costs money, honey.
- Watch out!
- Asshole!
- Puto!
- Ahhh!
- You want my heel in your ass?
- I'll tear your eyeballs out!
- You pussy!
- If you hit me harder I might start to get turned on.
- Only my pimp's allowed to hit me.
- Now I'm gonna bitch slap you!
- Take that!
- Come on! Come on!
- Hit harder! Hit harder!
- In the face! In the face!
- Kill! Kill! Kill!
- Don't you fucking follow me around, puto.
- I know you're follow me. Fuck off.
- Fuck you. I'm not following you.
- Fuck you, you limpdick asshole.
- I doubt I'd even feel you inside of me you little piece of shit.
- Go and say that to your mother you stupid little man.
- Men like you should be castrated.
- He did what? With a wine bottle? That sick fuck.
- I know, honey. All men should have them cut off at birth.
- You wouldn't believe what he wanted me to do to him.
- It still hurts when I shit you know?
- That's just perverted.
- Hello? What do you want?
- Yeah, see you later.
- That's disgusting.
- What are you gonna do?
- That's fucked up.
- No way.
- I know. I know.
- Hello? They're shooting each other here!
- It's like a war zone or something here.
- Holy mother! Send help!
- I saw a ghost with big teeth.
- Fucking fuck.
- Merda.
- Puta madre!
- Holy shit!
- That's enough of your horn already.
- Quit that racket.
- Ah, puta. My new shoes.
- What is that?!
- Aye!
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Gracias.
- Thanks a lot.
- Let me outta this car you dirty asshole!
- Let me out you limpdick maggot!
- Get away from me you sad fuck.
- I hate men like you.
FY Hooker 3 BH1
- Where are all the city bankers lately, huh?
- Yeah, go back to your boyfriends.
- You're not kidding.
- Holy shit.
- What? Can't get it up?
- It's your lucky day, mister.
- Gee, sure.
- Help! He's got a fucking gun!
- You couldn't afford this anyway.
- I gotta move to a classier corner.
- My shoes are killing.
- I know.
- I hear you.
- Hey honey, need to relax?
- Fuck! Fucking psycho.
- I am way too good for these cheap pervs.
- Yeah, just like that.
- Hey there, want some company?
- Oh, God.
- I just love those European looks.
- Tell me about it.
- Uh, you're amazing.
- So, we going somewhere special?
- Are you ready for the time of your life?
- Yeah, totally.
- Soliciting? I'm an escort!
- Look, don't touch.
- You couldn't afford me.
- Watch the merchandise, asshole.
- I gotta get some new threads.
- These here acrylic nails cost a bomb.
- Fuck.
- Motherfucker.
- God damn it.
- No fucking way.
- Oh, I don't believe this.
- I'm not tesling like some cheap trick.
- You stay away from the face.
- I just had my nails done.
- You think I'm some nickel and dime hooker?
- Whoa, what the fuck?
FY Hooker 3 BH2
- You wanna stay my pimp, you better start acting like one, asshole.
- Aw, you got a little problem or something?
- Leave me alone then, fuck.
- Fuck, he's got a fucking gun.
- You limp dicked asshole.
- You looking for the best fuck of your life?
- Hey, I don't wanna waste my day chatting with you either.
- Oh my God!
- I wouldn't have laughed at you. Promise.
- You meant to be my pimp but you don't do shit for me.
- Fuck this shit.
- Why don't you leave me alone, asshole.
- Look, if you'd stop hassling me maybe I'd be getting fucked right now.
- I can make your toes curl, honey.
- Get away from me you limp dicked asshole!
- Oh yeah, give me a good deep dicking!
- Look, I got people to screw, I ain't got time.
- Oh yeah, oh stick your finger in there, don't be shy.
- Hey there, you wanna test drive my ass?
- Hmmm, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah!
- You ready for some sweaty fucking, baby?
- Don't take your shit out on me.
- Oh God, that's so good. Right there.
- I bet I can make you cum in under a minute.
- You looking for a date tonight, honey?
- If you took better care of us maybe you'd be making more money, huh?
- Hey, let me go, I'll blow you!
- Look out, asshole.
- Don't fucking touch me.
- Get the fuck away from me.
- Listen, you need to get yourself together and look after us girls proper.
- So, did you get my money back off that guy or did you just sit on your ass all day?
- Fuck you!
- Screw you!
- Fucker!
- I'll scratch your fucking eyes out.
- You don't scare me.
- You couldn't hurt a flea.
- I'm gonna claw your eyes out.
- You're fucking pathetic.
- I'm gonna make you scream.
- Shit, that's fucked up.
FY MPAsian 1
- Hey, what's up?
- Hello.
- Let's go.
- Check this guy out.
- Check out the jackass.
- You about to be dead.
- What the hell?
- Ha ha. Losers go home.
- I got you in my sights.
- I need some practice.
- Get off my case.
- Oh, I suck.
- Me winner, you suck.
- Kill them!
- Your mom is a whore.
- Kick their ass!
- Hey, you missing a chromosome?
- What's your problem?
- I'll knock your teeth out.
- I'll bite your face.
- You wanna fight me?
- This is gonna be ugly.
- Come on, chickenshit.
- My fist up your ass.
- Go put it somewhere else.
- I'm not messing around.
- I'm on this one.
- I'm watching you.
- This one is gonna be trouble.
- Woo, look at that.
- Ooh, I like those tight buns.
FY MPAsian 2
- Hey.
- How you doing?
- Show me you got balls.
- Keep an eye on this dumbass. Alright?
- Don't let this dumbass out of your sight.
- You are history!
- I'm cursed.
- Who's your momma?
- You're gone, boy.
- I don't fucking believe this shit.
- Hey. Screw you and your mother.
- Shit. Not my day.
- Go for the kill!
- Fuck off, bozo.
- Don't be soft now.
- You drive like my grandma.
- You can't drive for shit, man.
- Come on. Come on.
- Think you can take me? Try.
- Hurt me. Do it. Do it.
- Want me to hurt you? Yeah?
- Come to momma. Come on.
- Show me what you got.
- Get your ass off our turf.
- You better run quick, sucker.
- Got it.
- I'm all over that, man.
- What the hell is this moron doing?
- OH, honey. Woo!
- Looking yummy. Mmm mmm mmm.
FY MPBlack 1
- Hey.
- Hello.
- Fuck they ass up. Hell yeah.
- Ya'll see this fool lounging in our area?
- Look at this cornbowl hanging around here. Watch him, yo.
- See this cornbowl chilling like they slick?
- I got 'em lined up.
- You fools ain't about shit.
- I spotted 'em.
- I never play good on my period.
- Kick rocks you fucking cornbowl.
- It ain't my fault. It's my time of the month.
- Ya'll cornbowls ain't worth a damn.
- Hit 'em dead off in they mouth. Come on.
- Your game is tired. Get out my face.
- Work that ass over. That's it, yeah.
- Get your head out your ass and drive dammit.
- I guess they give any old ma'fucker licenses.
- You gonna make me take my earrings off.
- I'm gonna slap the mess out your ass.
- You done worked my last nerve.
- You gonna make me lose my religion.
- I'm gonna slap the dog shit outta you.
- See, now you on my shit list.
- Get your ass up out of here!
- You know what it is. Get out!
- Yeah, they ain't slick.
- Hell yeah, I'm onto him.
- Whose this fool lounging around here?
- This fool don't think I spotted him but we gonna see.
- Mmm, looking good, honey. Yes sir.
- Hey baby. Come give momma some sugar.
FY MPBlack 2
- Yo, yo.
- What's good?
- Show 'em how we do.
- What this pool butt motherfucker?
- Check this motherfucker out.
- Eat these, motherfucker.
- Shit got me heated.
- I'm a beast.
- That's yo ass, motherfucker.
- Fuck this whack-ass shit.
- Kiss my ass.
- Whatever.
- This is what I do.
- Get the drop on him.
- Do I give a fuck? No.
- Do the damn thing.
- Driving like a bitch.
- You a real fucking crab.
- Enough is enough!
- Ain't no love here.
- Let's get it popping.
- I really don't give a fuck!
- I'm busting your ass... early.
- I'm repping my hood.
- Beat it!
- Get ghost.
- That motherfucker looks suspect.
- Looking like fool to me.
- Got my eye on you.
- Looking good, baby.
- Hey, sexy. Holla at me.
FY MPLatin 1
- Hey. Que pasa?
- What's going on?
- What is this pussy shit? Eye gouge that bitch.
- Looks like we forgot to take out the trash.
- Someone's trying hard to get noticed.
- Give me a smile. I'm about to put some fire up your ass.
- This is fucked up. I gotta get my shit together.
- Bow down, bitch. I told you my game was tight.
- Stay right there. It's time to put that face out of it's misery.
- Carajo. What the fuck is wrong with me?
- Why don't you go fuck yourself?
- I need to straighten out. That blow is fucking with my game.
- Yeah, kiss my culo. You just got owned, bitch.
- Vamos. Cut that bitch up.
- Spanish
- You fighting or fucking? Throw it down, bitches.
- Spanish You wanna drive home in a fucking wheelchair?
- Are you fucking blind? Learn how to drive you idiota.
- Bend over, bitch. You about to get fucked.
- I'm gonna bitch slap you to next week.
- You wanna get in my face? I'll fuck you up.
- You nothing but a fake-ass pussy face bitch.
- That's it. I'm putting your ass down.
- You ain't gonna get no uglier. That's for sure.
- You need to take your ass back to that trailer park, bitch.
- What the fuck you still doing here? Run while you still can.
- Don't worry. I got that shit covered.
- Nothing worse than someone outstaying their welcome.
- Somebody needs to learn how to keep a low profile.
- Carajo. Look at that ass.
- Woo, that's it. Shake it, baby. Work what you got.
FY MPLatin 2
- Hey there.
- Hola.
- Spanish Kill the evil demon.
- Spanish Watch this person.
- Hey. Spanish This person is a demon. Keep an eye on them.
- I have a good shot at the Spanish
- The Spanish have messed up my focus.
- Ha ha ha ha, we kill the Spanish
- My gun is pointed at the Spanish over here.
- No Spanish I can't get this voice out of my head.
- Spanish Go away. Spanish
- Spanish The voices will not stop.
- Yes! We beat the demons.
- SpanishKick the behinds of the demons.
- Spanish Stop fucking harassing.
- Strike down the demonds. Spanish
- Spanish You drive like an evil spirit.
- Spanish You drive even crazier than me.
- You Spanish won't take my soul.
- Spanish I'll kill you.
- I'm no scared. Spanish
- Spanish Fight to the deaths.
- You are dead to me. Spanish
- Spanish To the death I fight.
- You know who you messing with? Spanish
- Spanish Get out of here.
- Spanish Get away!
- Spanish
- I'm a low gorilla in a war against Spanish
- Spanish
- Mi amor, it is you. Please have my baby.
- Spanish I must have a baby with you.
FY MPWhite 1
- Hey.
- Hey there.
- Rip him apart.
- Looks like we got trouble.
- Look over there.
- Got you.
- Okay. Now I'm getting angry.
- Bow down.
- Look at the birdie.
- I can do better than this. I know I can.
- Bite me.
- ???
- That's right! Woo! Yeah!
- Yeah. That's it.
- Stick it up your ass, Einstein.
- Go for it!
- Student fucking driver.
- This isn't San Andreas, hippy. Drive!
- Let's go.
- They call be queen bitch. Bitch.
- Don't even try it.
- Hitch a ride on the pain train.
- That's all you got, sweet cheeks?
- Come on.
- You want some of this?
- I'm in bitch mode now. Watch out.
- Yeah, yeah, I see.
- Mmhmm, yeah.
- Looks like an ass kicking just waiting to happen.
- Mmm, I'd throw that on a pot and cook it.
- Look at those buns of freaking steel.
FY MPWhite 2
- Hi there.
- Hey.
- Keep an eye on this one.
- Watch this one.
- Bingo.
- This sucks.
- I told you I'd win.
- I see you.
- Oh, what the hell?
- Hey, you wanna fuck off?
- Come on. What the fuck is wrong with me?
- I told you not to fuck with me.
- Stop pussying around.
- Go screw yourself.
- Come on.
- Screw you. You drive like a prick.
- Get the fuck outta here.
- Come on.
- You like to hit girls do you?
- I will murder you.
- I'll rip your eyes out.
- I ain't scared of you.
- You don't mess with a broker, bitch.
- Get the fuck outta here.
- Who do you think you're fucking with?
- I better keep an eye on this creep.
- Hey, gorgeous.
- Don't be shy, sexy.
FY Nurse
- Get off!
- Hi.
- Me?
- What the hell are you doing here?
- Boo!
- Hey.
- What have I done?
- Boring!
- Run away, he's got a gun!
- Run!
- Yes.
- Hey, it's not my God-damn fault.
- Somebody call the cops. He's got a gun.
- He's right there!
- He's over there!
- Yes, please.
- Don't take it out on me.
- Get this maniac away from me.
- No.
- Get down. He's got a gun.
- What do you mean?
- Can I have a seventeen?
- Get lost.
- Please. I only snort high quality coke.
- See ya.
- Help me! Hey, somebody took my shit.
- Bye.
- No thanks.
- Just fuck off, okay?
- Watch it.
- Sorry.
- Excuse me?
- Look out.
- Pardon me.
- You know they sell maps at tourist stores.
- Maniac!
- Lunatic!
- You madman.
- Watch it.
- Crazy bastard.
- Hey, yeah. Can I get past?
- Excuse me. Sorry.
- I ain't afraid of you.
- You don't scare me.
- Do your worst.
- You're just a violent asshole.
- Help!
- Stop. Please. You win.
- You psycho, leave me alone!
- Get your hands off me.
- Get off me, psycho.
- I was not following you.
- You'll never get an ass as nice as this.
- I bet you have a small penis.
- Oh, wow, yeah. I'm so hot for you now.
- For this little pay, I might as well work at Burger Shot.
- How do they expect me to do my job properly when I can't even afford a proper place to sleep?
- Jesus, I've got three shifts back to back.
- When will they value nurses properly and pay us more?
- Time to empty the med pans.
- He went up there.
- He's up there!
- I feel really weird.
- Shit.
- Oh my God.
- Oh no, what the-?
- Ow, Christ, this hurts.
- Ow, my leg. Quick, call for help.
- Eww, gross.
- Holy shit.
- What the fuck was that?
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Thanks a lot.
- Thanks a lot.
- You gotta let me out.
- Let me go.
- This can't be happening to me. I'm a nice person.
- Let me out! Let me out!
- Please, don't hurt me.
FY PBronx 1
- The crowd wanna see a superstar. Like me.
- Hey, baby.
- Help! This fan is stealing my whip.
- What's the matter? We all look alike to you?
- Uh, can I get this without salt?
- You ain't knock so you can't come in. Get the fuck out.
- I need to be up there ripping shit.
- Hey. Pimping.
- One day you'll want my autograph, officer.
- Wait, my devil's in the front seat. Let go!
- I will murk that fool on stage.
- I got whiplash and no health insurance.
- I can't miss my audition. Let go of me.
- Don't shoot me. I ain't nobody.
- Don't want you saying I'm cheap when I blow up.
- Help! This fan is trying to kill me.
- I think my vertebrea cracked.
- Damn. I ain't even famous yet and I got stalkers.
- I think the raspiness from smoking is sexy.
- Can't believe this shit. Damn. My audition.
- You must be out of your biscuit. Don't touch my shit.
- Wait! I can't leave my demo behind.
- I think my damn diaphragm is sprained.
- Remember me when I blow up, okay?
- What about my audition?!
- Oh, snap. I think I got whiplash.
- Oh yeah, a'ight.
- Yeah, when I'm famous, we'll see about that.
- Oh, snap. I think my neck is sprained.
- Hell yeah.
- Shit, I ain't no gangster, I'm a singer. It's cool.
- Some fan you are!
- He's over there hiding like a scaredy cat.
- When I get my contract, I'm a quit. Honest.
- See him? Over there? Hiding like a fat rat.
- Remember me when I'm famous.
- Hey, get the fuck off my whip or you're dead.
- Yeah, daddy. That's what's up.
- I got zero insurance on this shit.
- I got a thief up in my temple, yo.
- What about my demo?
- You'll regret that when I'm famous.
- Here you go, baby. Don't forget me when I'm big.
- Oh shit. This dog has got a fucking gun!
- I want my demo back!
- Help! This fan is jacking me for my ride.
- Nah, I'm straight.
- Damn, I wish I had a bodyguard.
- I ain't do nothing. I'm just a singer.
- Yeah, um, let me get a five.
- Oh, that's real talk, honey.
- No way. That stuff is bad for my pipes, baby.
- A'ight. I'm out. Stay up.
- Help! I've been robbed! I need a hero!
- My producer always on me about quitting.
- Yeah, it's me. I left my cell at home.
- You ain't bullshitting.
- A'ight. Holla at me later.
- Nah.
- You ain't never lie.
- That's no way to ask for an autograph!
- What? You star struck or something, motherfucker?
- I don't do no drive-by autographs.
- You best walk your ass on by.
- You making me late for my A&R meeting.
- I'm supposed to be at the studio right now. Move it.
- Go! In the name of traffic.
- I'm late for the contest at Priate Music.
- Beep beep, motherfucker. Keep on moving.
- Man, shake, bounce and roll your ass on.
- You looking for an autorgraph or something?
- Baby, I know you know who I is.
- Shit, you trying to sign me or something?
- Damn, no autographs. Please.
- Shit, I don't sing for just anybody.
- You got the wrong one, baby.
- Yo, stop bugging!
- Damn, you don't see me?
- So disrespectful.
- You crazy fucker.
- Yo, stop wiling.
- Coming through. Watch it.
- Rising star coming through. Excuse me. Sorry.
- Nah. I'm a singer not a fighter.
- You scratched up my pretty face.
- I ain't catching no law suit. Fuck that shit.
- Aw, my eye. I got a photo shoot tomorrow.
- Why should I fight? So you can sue me?
- I can't be scrapping you. I'm about to be famous.
- Shit. I don't stalk, I get stalked.
- Police, yo. My car got jacked, my demo too.
- Everybody loves a superstar.
- He probably seen my showcase.
- Better hide up before I get famous.
- They talking about they wanna sign me to a publishing deal. What's that?
- What do they mean I sang out of pitch?
- What about them hooks we sung for that rapper? They be selling bootleg guns.
- I say we sue they ass. Them lyrics sound just like the ones on the demo.
- What do they mean "nails on a chalkboard"? I don't sound like that.
- Hey, it's your favorite new star.
- A'ight, baby. My fame awaits. Bye now.
- Yes, honey.
- Mmmm.
- What do that mean?
- Stop clowning.
- Oh, hell no. Uh uh.
- Serious? For real?
- Real talk?
- Straight up and down.
- See him? Up there? Hiding like a fat rat.
- He's up there hiding like a scaredy cat.
- Police, they letting off shots around here.
- Police, the block is like fourth of July up in here.
- Police, they out here licking off shots.
- Brought back to life and reality.
- Ah, shit.
- Oh. I'm writing a song about that.
- Man, that is so sad. I'm a start singing.
- Ah! Wait. I don't wanna die.
- Wait. Don't kill me, I'll do anything. Please.
- Shit. Messed up my most expensive shoes.
- Whoo! This must be some kind of omen.
- This is a sign. I'm a rock that audition.
- Good lucking out, for real.
- Yeah baby, I really appreciate that.
- You can't kidnap me. I ain't famous yet.
- Come on, can't I just give you an autograph and go?
- My producer's gonna think I set him up.
- Please, let me go and I won't forget you when I blow up.
- You can't kidnap me. I ain't grown up yet.
- I'm looking for the studio. Am I right on the right street?
- I don't wanna fuck you. I wanna lay vocals.
- You said "don't be late". Now you saying "wait outside"?
- I don't want to suck your dick. I want to do the overdubs.
FY PBronx 1 BD1
- Help!
- ???
- Out of my face, batty boy.
- Eh.
- Ah!
- ???
- Rhaatid.
- Gwan, go, get out of here.
- ???
- Come bad in the morning, can't come good in the evening.
- Pass the fool pon de sidewalk.
- Who dat fool causing badness?
- What a gwan?
- What a this boderation?
- Watch yourself, seen?
- You in big trouble.
- Leave me now.
- Wa!
- Wa!
- Yo.
- Dem a bad boy.
- Go away.
- Get away.
- ???
FY PBronx 1 BN1
- ???
- ???
- Cha, man, the gun say the final word.
- Go on, move out me way.
- Go on, man, out me way now.
- Go on, man, move out me way.
- Watch me now.
- What ya deal with?
- Ras hole driver.
- Me a deal wit such rudeness.
- ???
- Ras, where me a put me ratchet?
- Bumba clot!
FY PCool 2
- Go away.
- Hey taxi!
- Ah, shit.
- Interesting...
- Hey there.
- Don't, don't hurt me.
- I'm gonna file a complaint for abuse.
- I'll have a bit of that. Just a little bit.
- Get out!
- Are you kidding?
- My dead grandma's better than you.
- Hi.
- Don't give me this crap. I know my rights.
- Ok, ok, ok, take the car.
- Get lost.
- This sucks!
- Here I am just waiting to party.
- Please, I love my car.
- He's gonna shoot me. Help!
- Alright, here.
- Oh no no, just don't shoot!
- You pay a top price but it'll last a long time right?
- Oh no!
- You wacko.
- I don't wanna see you again ever.
- I can't believe this.
- Second hand smoke is like a myth. My mom smoked and I'm like totally fine.
- Please don't hurt me.
- Watch it.
- What are you doing?
- You think I'm stupid, don't you?
- Oh no.
- No!
- Wow. Am I dead?
- Here you go.
- That's it. I'm outta here.
- Oh man.
- I hope you crash.
- Ah!
- Yeah. Right.
- I hate myself.
- Ah, man.
- Ah! Gun!
- I have to call you back.
- I like that. Wow.
- You fucking ruined my day.
- He's over there!
- Ouch.
- Can I have Ecola and Ruga Rum on the Rocks?
- Why don't we smokers all move to Broker? Make it like Smoker's Haven.
- He's there!
- Okay.
- Oh shit.
- Thanks for the ride.
- Yeah, sure.
- Amazing.
- Shit, my car.
- Get lost, jerk.
- I'm gonna put a spell on you, asshole.
- Kay, let's go.
- Ah.
- Can I have a small portion of that?
- What do you think you're doing?
- It's because I'm not skinny. I know it.
- I'm so ready for party.
- Fine. Take it.
- Just get lost, okay?
- He's got a gun!
- I hate you!
- Wait. Ah!
- No way.
- Is that a gun? Oh shit!
- You guys are such dogs.
- Let us in now. Come on.
- I'll take a cold borracho cornejo.
- Ouch!
- Yo.
- I'll take number eight. That's no fat, right?
- I'm totally with you on that.
- I can't believe you. Are you for real?
- Not now.
- See ya.
- Help, I've been mugged.
- I hate feeling like a criminal every time I light up.
- Hello?
- No shit.
- Bye.
- No.
- I hear ya.
- This is my cab for sure.
- That's pretty.
- Ah!
- Excuse me.
- I'm gonna have so much fun.
- That one is cool.
- It's a lot of money but, it's only money.
- Are your eyes screwed up? You have to let me in.
- Hey!
- What are you, the President?
- Hey, let's go.
- Get out of the way.
- Isn't there like a law against blocking traffic?
- What's going on here?
- Who's blocking traffic?
- Come on, move it.
- Let's go, I need to pee soon.
- Can we get going please?
- Ouch.
- How rude.
- I'm fine, don't worry.
- What's your problem?
- Excuse you.
- I have the worst sense of diretion. Sorry.
- Hey!
- Ah!
- Watch it!
- Shit!
- No!
- Excuse me.
- Sorry.
- Help me!
- No way I'm fighting.
- I can't believe this is happening to me.
- Somebody help.
- I should have taken karate.
- Please, I don't wanna die.
- No. Do I look like a loser?
- Hello, police. I just got carjacked.
- Pervert.
- Be quiet, loser.
- I love you too.
- Oh no.
- I think I have to lose five pounds to lower my blood pressure.
- I haven't had any carbs in a week. I just don't want it.
- You know, I saw this stick thin girl today and she made me sick. So unhealthy.
- I saw this hot new band at that club in Broker.
- You know men don't actually like skinny girls.
- Hello?
- Gotta go, catch you later.
- Uh huh.
- No, really?
- Sure, sure.
- I don't believe it. Uh huh.
- For real? Uh huh.
- Wow, uh huh, uh huh.
- No way. Uh huh.
- Yeah, yeah.
- He's right up there!
- He's up there. Look, look!
- Hello, police. Come quick.
- Hello, I think I heard gunfire.
- I need to report a shooting.
- Oh no.
- I'm alive! I want ice cream.
- Oh, shit.
- Oh no.
- No way. Ah!
- So nice and I'm so worth it.
- I deserve quality stuff like this.
- Shit, my leg!
- Ah, that hurt!
- Ah, man.
- Wow!
- Unbelievable!
- Thank you.
- Hey, thanks.
- Gracias.
- Oh no!
- Ah!
- Let me out!
- Take the car and let me go.
- I wanna get out?
- What was that?
- Can't hear you.
- Say again?
- There's a lotta static.
FY PCool 2 BD1
- He's trying to kill me!
- My ride. My fucking ride.
- Get your fucking hands off me.
- My ride is totally fucked.
- Gun. A fucking gun.
- Back the fuck off my ride.
- What the fuck is going on?
- Motherfucker's got a gun.
- Let me fucking go.
- This traffic is bullshit.
- Hurry your ass up.
- I can't wait all day.
- Hurry the fuck up.
- What's the hold up?
- Are you kidding?
- Watch the goods, punk.
- Oh no, you did not just do that.
- Fucker.
- Fucking bitch.
- Prick.
- I'm running my ass out of here.
- Forget this, I'm gone.
- I'm not down with fighting.
- Damn, that is some fucked up shit.
FY PCool 2 BN1
- Call the cops, he's got a gun!
- Please don't shoot, please!
- Somebody call the police!
- My shoes cost more than your whole outfit.
- I don't shop at the ninety-nine cent store.
- I don't wear bootleg shit.
- Fucking idiot.
- You jerk!
- Loser!
- I'm not ghetto.
- I can't fight in this outfit.
- I'm not hood chick.
- Oh my goodness!
FY PEastEuro 1
- Russian
- Taxi!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Bring to me two of these.
- Russian
- You suck big balls.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Go fuck a lemon!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I don't make problem. Take it.
- Russian
- Have you lost your mind?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Assfucker!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- You just killed someone, you maniac.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Thank you. You want nice Russian girlfriend?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Fuck you, big man.
- Drive now. Now.
- Give me the big food, yes?
- That's my cab you fucking asshole.
- Land of opportunity my ass.
- Your mother is fat cow.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Fuck you, manhole. Get to bed.
- Number five for me please.
- No. Drugs bad.
- Russian
- Help! Help! They attack me!
- Goodbye.
- Russian
- Get from me or I'll kill you like dog.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Stupid American.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Move it! Dog fucker.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- You touch me, I kill you.
- I do not know what you say. I don't speak English.
- Fuck a mother!
- Manhole!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Excuse me.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Where is the American dream?
- No. Not me. Fuck you.
- You smell like the ass.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Police man, he take care! Big man take care!
- Russian
- Russian
- Ha ha ha ha.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Ah. Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- Bastard.
- Ha.
- Russian
- Russian
- Ah.
- Russian
- Russian
- Police. Lots of guns! Come quick!
- Hello? Policia? Help. Shooting! Shooting!
- You hear me? Men killing. Big guns. Help me!
- Hello? This is police? You must come. Crazy man shooting!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
FY PEastEuro 1 BD1
- Please! I'm too young to die!
- Daddy's car.
- Ow, this is Daddy's car.
- I don't have car insurance.
- I'm calling the cops!
- Daddy will kill you for that.
- Who's going to pay for that?
- Don't shoot!
- OW! You're hurting me.
- Get a move on!
- Let's go!
- I don't have all day.
- Come on!
- Move it!
- Russian
- Pardon me.
- Russian
- Hey!
- Russian
- Russian
- You're violent people.
- Go fuck yourself.
- Why don't you hit yourself?
- Russian
FY PEastEuro 1 BN1
- He's trying to kill me! Help!
- He's got a gun!
- Run! This guy's gonna shoot someone!
- Hey, look out!
- You no look where you go?
- Do always push women out of your way?
- Dickhead.
- Fuckface.
- He's mental.
- Help me!
- Get away from me!
- Help! Somebody call the cops!
- Oh my God!
FY PHarborN 1
- You suck!
- Taxi!
- Hi baby.
- Help!
- I'm not a criminal.
- I'll get one of those.
- Can you fucking leave?
- Oh, come on, look at my hair.
- You're killing me! Stop!
- Hi there.
- What's your problem, five-O?
- Stop it!
- Get lost!
- Ah.
- Come on, let us in.
- What are you doing?
- Oh, he's gonna shoot me!
- I don't wanna die!
- Watch it.
- What the hell?
- I'm done with you, for real.
- I don't believe this.
- Why me?
- Hey.
- Somebody help!
- You don't care about me. You just like my hair.
- What?
- No fucking way.
- I gotta go now.
- You're a jerk!
- Oh shit.
- Yeah.
- Screw you.
- There's that killer. I swear to God.
- Please.
- It's a gun. Like a real gun.
- Asshole!
- There he is.
- Hey, asshole.
- Can I have a light beer?
- He's right there.
- Pig.
- Stop, stop it please! Stop!
- We're here. Yeah!
- Yeah.
- No!
- Uh, what the hell are you doing here?
- You in trouble now.
- I'm ready.
- Can I have that? Whatever that is.
- Excuse me.
- Fine, be that way.
- How is my hair? It's hot, right?
- Get lost. Move to Mars.
- He's got a gun!
- Uh, you fucker!
- Don't hurt me.
- No thank you.
- Help me, he has a gun!
- Police brutality over here.
- Can't wait, can't wait, go party.
- Yo, I spot the maniac.
- Shit.
- No calorie sparkling water please.
- Watch out!
- He ain't gonna get me again.
- Crazy killer, right here, right now.
- Hello? This is the line.
- Number five, yeah yeah, number five.
- Dammit!
- Shut up. You just trying to get into my pants.
- No way.
- Ciao, ciao.
- Oh no!
- Uh, somebody help!
- Hello?
- Bye bye.
- Not in a zillion years, but thanks.
- Hey, wait a minute.
- No. Just don't touch my hair.
- Hey! That's cheaing!
- You see how hot I am? You wanna let me in ASAP.
- Please, I got all dressed up for it.
- You saw that right?
- Psycho.
- What is up with this moron?
- Can someone remove the idiot blocking thr way?
- Move it, jerk.
- Go kill yourself somewhere, not here.
- Who's the moron holding up traffic?
- Can someone please shoot the bastard holding up traffic?
- Can we get moving please?
- My hair is turning grey here.
- What the hell is going on?
- Hey!
- Ouch!
- Excuse me.
- What's with you?
- Excuse me would be nice.
- I'm a bit lost here. Can you help me?
- Sorry, I have no sense of direction.
- Ah!
- Wait!
- Hey!
- Careful!
- Watch it!
- Excuse me.
- Get out of my way please.
- Go, go, go!
- What are you, a wuss? Come on.
- Let's see some real action.
- Don't be a wimp.
- Come on.
- No thank you.
- No way I'm getting my hair messed up.
- Fighting is not for me.
- Help!
- I'm not ruining my hair.
- Like I'm gonna fight?
- Like I would follow you?
- Get the hell away from me.
- Filthy mother...
- Maybe if you didn't stink.
- Don't touch me.
- Is this the police? He took my fucking car!
- Oh, I know. Thanks anyway.
- Louder! I can't hear you.
- Oh, stop.
- It only took me two hours to do my hair today. I'm getting good.
- No way. She has gorgeous locks.
- Yeah. I heard he cuts that model's hair now.
- Oh, my hair is a mess. I need new clothes, I am so broke.
- I hate my hair. I can't wait to work in fashion so mine can look better.
- Hi.
- Bye mama, have a good hair day.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah.
- Sure.
- No doubt.
- Damn right.
- Totally.
- Mos def.
- Yeah?
- Ah!
- No!
- He's up there!
- Look up! See him?
- Hello? I wanna report gunfire.
- Where are you guys? I hear gunshots!
- Hello? I think I hear guns.
- Fuck me.
- Whoa. Crazy.
- I'm alive. How is my hair?
- Shit!
- Fuck me.
- Whoa, crazy.
- Ah.
- Shit!
- Oh no!
- Shit!
- What the hell?
- Whoa!
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
- Thanks a lot.
- Oh no!
- Let me out!
- No way.
- I can't believe this shit.
- Ahhh!
- I can't hear a thing you're saying.
- What? Say it again.
- You know you're on speaker, right?
- I hate this thing. Can't hear a damn thing.
FY PHarborN 1 BD1
- Okay, daddy, I'm sorry for disturbing you.
- What you think this is? Bumper cars?
- My father don't grab me like that.
- This ain't no bumper cars, motherfucker.
- I don't want no problems with you.
- Stop fucking with my ride fucking crack baby.
- This an amusement park cause I ain't amused.
- These students out here with guns, yo.
- Get your monkey ass off me.
- There's some stupid motherfuckers in LC.
- What is this, some hidden camera shit?
- It should be legal to hit motherfuckers like you.
- D, motherfucker, D. D as in drive.
- This your first time driving stick, motherfucker?
- Damn, you stanking.
- You some kind of stinky ass gypsie?
- It's called soap. S-O-P. Soap.
- Stupid motherfucker.
- Damn, you ignorant.
- Watch it, fuckface.
- You still ain't shit, motherfucker.
- Get away from me.
- Fuck you and your greasy, greasy granny.
- That was off the motherfucking chain!
FY PHarborN 1 BN1
- I ain't ready to get shot.
- No bullets for me. Uh huh.
- Damn, he's got a gun.
- Rude motherfucker.
- Bitch.
- Touch me again and I'll kill you.
- Yo, what the fuck?
- Hello?
- You crazy?
- You're kidding?
- I don't think so.
- I ain't stupid.
- Damn.
FY PHarlem 1
- Boring. Where's a conscious MC when you need one?
- Peace be upon you.
- I'm just a student. Okay?
- My father is a judge so back off.
- Uh. This stuff is gonna make me a vegeterian one day.
- This is my shelter. I want you out.
- Where's the political hip hop?
- Greetings.
- What's next? One shot or twenty?
- My father's a judge, you animal.
- You are terrible. I'd rather be studying.
- This car's my fathers, you imbecile.
- You don't have to yank my clothes, okay?
- Oh my goodness. An actual gun.
- Poverty is such a crime. Accept this, please.
- Don't shoot! My father's a judge.
- This car isn't mine, you degenerate.
- I don't have to tolerate your nonsense.
- I'll do what you want, okay? Don't hurt me.
- Uh. I wish I had a bowl full of diesel right now.
- Here, okay? No need for violence.
- This block is crawling with cops, genius.
- Surely you wouldn't shoot a judge's daughter?
- I may be new to this city, but I'm not some dumb bamba either.
- Wait. Can we discuss this?
- Father's car insurance is gonna sky rocket.
- My heart bleeds for you. Take this.
- My butts are in there.
- My father's car. Just look at this.
- Yes.
- So many rude people in this city.
- I promised father's car would be safe.
- No need to resort to violence here.
- You're screwed when my dad finds out.
- None of you see him over there?
- I could really use a nice joint right now.
- He's clearly over there, you simpletons.
- Oh my goodness. That gun is shot big.
- Sure, my brother. I'll help gladly.
- Don't you respect people's property?
- Yes.
- No. My father's car.
- How dare you invade my sanctuary. Now go.
- You savage asshole.
- Can you please add napkins this time?
- Well that was uncalled for.
- You poor unfortunate soul. Here you go.
- Arguing with you is a waste of my time.
- You've made your point eloquently, okay?
- I'm calling the police.
- You don't have to man-handle me.
- No.
- You're keeping it entirely too real.
- Racist oppression doesn't scare me.
- A number four, please.
- I can dig it, family.
- You think I'm some naive intellectual, don't you?
- No thanks. I have a delivery service.
- Peace, family.
- Help! This animal is accosting me!
- You know, I'd rather be smoking some haze but hey.
- Greetings. I'm calling from a payphone.
- Right on. Right on.
- Stay positive and peace.
- Umm, no.
- I definitely overstand that.
- My dad's a judge, you maniac.
- Surely you wouldn't shoot a Nubian queen?
- You are being so inconsiderate.
- I'm late for class. Please move.
- I'll never make that presentation.
- What are you staring at?
- Please move that ugly vehicle.
- Move that thing. I'm late for class.
- You're blocking the flow of traffic.
- I knew this was a bad route to take.
- Next time, I'm taking public transportation.
- Pardon me, stranger.
- I beg your pardon?
- Do we know each other?
- Uh, back off a little, okay?
- Listen: you're a little too close.
- Do I know you, stranger?
- Hey. Give me some space, okay?
- Excuse you, Mr. Rudeness.
- Sorry, I'm not from Liberty City.
- You maniac!
- My goodness.
- Slow down, animal.
- You imbecile!
- What on Earth?
- Peg your pardon. Oh, I"m sorry.
- Excuse me. Sorry.
- That's it. Pummel that bastard.
- I love predatory violence.
- What authentic rage. I love it.
- Settle those disputes, baby.
- Now that is a sound beating.
- Now that was definitely a hate crime.
- How dare you strike a Nubain queen.
- Violence never solves anything.
- You disrespectful animal.
- That wasn't very conscience of you.
- What are you, some kind of racist?
- No way. Self important? Paranoia? Bad match.
- Police. I'm a victim of Grand Theft Auto.
- I prefer conscience black men. Thank you.
- I'm not some dirty self video hoochy.
- That's not how you woo a Nubian queen.
- So, I met this cute guy from Holland. He's so hot.
- Hip hop's cultural hegemony is very useful. If it's imagery is positive.
- I'm not afraid to visit Holland alone. In fact I love Holland. The energy there is amazing.
- So, I have this forty page paper due...
- These young men my father convicts. They're products of a racist oppressive system.
- Peace and blessings family.
- Alright, family. Peace.
- Right on, family.
- I overstand.
- I can dig that.
- Is that so?
- Family, you know it.
- No joke?
- Goodness.
- Uh huh. Really?
- He's clearly up there, you imbeciles.
- Aw. None of you see him up there?
- Police. I'd like to report a shooting.
- Police. Our lives are in danger.
- Police. There's gunfire out here.
- Police. Shots were fired. Please hurry.
- What a magnificent healer you are.
- Dude, no fucking way.
- Wow. Somebody has bad karma.
- This is such a violent nation.
- Oh, please don't kill a judge's daughter.
- Please show me some mercy, please.
- Ah! I despise when that happens.
- This city can be so strange sometimes.
- Wow. I must still be high from smoking that bowl.
- Many thanks.
- Thank you kindly.
- Thanks and blessings.
- My father's a judge, tough guy.
- Don't involve me in this please.
- You're kidnapping a judge's daughter.
- I'll pay you. Just let me go unharmed.
- I'm a student. Show a little mercy.
FY PHarlem 1 BD1
- Please, sir. I wish no violence. Just peace.
- Ah. I spent all my money on this car.
- Let go of me, you beast. I need this car.
- My car. I barely have enough money as it is.
- Have mercy on a poor student from Nigeria.
- How dare you. That's all I have. Stop.
- My car. Oh shit. I can't afford to fix this.
- Oh, goodness. He's a madman!
- Wait, this is America. I have rights.
- I thought I left this traffic behind in Nigeria.
- This is America, okay? No standing in the roads.
- I hate when they do this back home.
- This is almost as bad as Nigerian traffic.
- I should've taken the subway. I knew it.
- Please, sir. You are much too close.
- Sir, you are in my personal space.
- You are making me rather uncomfortable.
- You are crazy.
- You madman!
- You psycho.
- I'm not in this country to fight.
- You American beast. How dare you.
- If this were Nigeria, I'd get my brothers.
- My goodness. I've never seen such a thing.
FY PJersey 2
- Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- Hey, Taxi.
- Get off me, dickwad.
- Why do you have to be so mean?
- Give me two of those...
- Can you please leave?
- I paid for this?
- What's up?
- I give six thumbs down.
- Not again.
- Who the fuck are you?
- Help!
- Holy fuck.
- Put it on this credit card.
- No. My dad's gonna kill me.
- Are you like freaking drunk?
- Talk to the freaking hand, baby.
- Like, okay. Just don't hurt me.
- Did I just see that?
- What did I do to you?
- A text message on my birthday? I never wanna see you again.
- You know who my father is?
- Worst driver ever.
- That's not fair.
- What the hell are you doing?
- I'm the wrong girl to say that to.
- I don't wanna die.
- Stop him, somebody.
- I'm seeing things. That didn't just happen.
- Two cosmos.
- No! I'm too young to die!
- Could have gone faster, but thanks.
- Yes, please.
- You stupid motherfucker.
- I'm gonna kick you out of here so hard...
- Okay, let's move.
- You know, one of those, and don't burn it.
- Um, excuse me?
- Is it your time of the month?
- It's over, you hear me? Over.
- He's got a gun!
- My daddy's gonna come down hard on you.
- You don't have to tell me twice.
- Okay, okay. Take it easy.
- Roman Soda.
- Can I get a six and extra biggy size it?
- Our relationship is based on trust.
- Nah, it's probably shit anyway.
- Hey. Somebody catch that thieving motherfucker.
- Hey, girl. What's going on?
- No.
- No. Uh uh. No way.
- Watch the hair!
- Cash. No, credit. No, cash. No. Credit. Uh, actually, credit.
- Oh my God. Was that real?
- Don't make me run you over.
- You ever hear of a sidewalk?
- Move out of the way.
- I'm burning valuable fossil fuels here.
- I hate waiting!
- Please, someone kill me right now.
- Hurry up. I'm hungry.
- Freaking unbelievable.
- Stop breathing on me, creep.
- Oh, you better apologize.
- I don't know. Go to the internet.
- Ah!
- Look out.
- Oh shit.
- Yeah, you show him.
- Punch him right in the nose.
- Look, a fight!
- Dumb asshole.
- You can't hit a girl.
- Oh yeah? Real tough, huh?
- I'm minding my own business here.
- Dirty old man.
- That guy smells like sardines.
- Too lazy to get a job.
- 911. Someone stole my daddy's car.
- Show us your underwear!
- Hey, sexy.
- Hunk at ten o' clock.
- You can look but you can't touch.
- I hear your bark but where's your bite?
- The temperature of the Earth has risen like two degrees.
- You don't understand. It's the ozone.
- I know you recycle, but it's not enough.
- It's not about boys, it's about the environment.
- We meet every Thursday to discuss wave cycles. You should come, it's fun.
- How you doing?
- Later.
- Uh huh.
- Mhm.
- Yeah, but...
- Uh...
- But.
- No. No.
- Really?
- Wow. Ha ha.
- 911. They're shooting.
- Police. There's some freaking maniac with a gun!
- That is not good.
- Oh, I'm scared to look.
- Was I sleeping?
- Ah. Shit.
- That is not good.
- Oh, I'm scared to look.
- I cannot live without that.
- If I smile enough, daddy will get me that.
- No. I did not just do that.
- Holy shit.
- My sister's gonna be so jealous of me.
- Yeah, thanks.
- You're the greatest.
- Drive me home, now!
- Did my sister put you up to this?
- Okay, you're testing me now.
- I'm gonna be one bitchy hostage.
FY PJersey 2 BD1
- Don't kill me.
- Great. Just great.
- Okay, okay. Slow down.
- Why does this have to happen to me?
- I don't deserve to die.
- Typical. Fucking typical.
- Oh, fine. Crash into me why don't you?
- Help me. Help!
- Oh God. Please don't kill me.
- Okay, I guess I'm not going anywhere.
- Move!
- Don't worry about me. I'm just wasting time until I die.
- I'll wait. It's not like I got anywhere to go.
- I like sitting in traffic. At least it's better than my last date.
- Yeah, sorry.
- Excuse me, alright?
- Okay. Yeah.
- Crap!
- Watch out.
- Ah!
- Get away from me.
- Screw you.
- Oh yeah. Beat the fat girl.
- Oh shit.
FY PLatin1
- Save it for your momma.
- Oye.
- What the? Spanish
- You acting like you said something.
- Give me that one.
- Me cago en tu madre. Get the fuck outta here.
- You must have a lot of issues.
- Hi.
- You ain't gonna do nothing but run your mouth.
- You know who you're fucking with?
- That's the weakest shit I ever heard in my life.
- That was the worst move you ever made!
- I gut you from ass to elbow, motherfucker.
- Shit. He's gonna do me!
- He's a fucking lunatic!
- Spanish
- Spanish I don't giggle with bug asses. Just fuck off.
- Spanish But you on my shit list now, cabron.
- Okay, okay! But you ain't seen the last of me, cocksucker.
- You trying to get yourself killed?
- You catch us coming, my friend and then come crying to me.
- You want me to ox your ass?
- Mierda! You fucking blind, pendejo?
- You think you can disrespect me?
- I'm gonna ??? in your ass.
- Sure, whatever.
- Spanish
- I'm gonna choke your ass out, cabrone!
- Cono! This loco's gonna unload.
- Spanish You're gonna bleed for this!
- He's over there!
- Spanish
- Get the fuck away from there!
- Yeah.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- You mess with the wrong fucking bitch.
- Two of those and make it quick.
- I don't believe this. This is some straight up bullshit.
- You telling me you just fell and your dick ended up in my best friend's mouth? We're history, asshole.
- Please don't clap me, man!
- You think you're a G, motherfucker?
- Don't fucking touch me, Spanish
- Fuck you.
- Help! He's got a fucking gun!
- Yo, spare me the sap rap.
- Give me a number two. And not one that's been sitting there for two hours.
- You think I can't smell the skank on you? You can't ever wash that shit off.
- Go fuck yourself, Spanish
- Later.
- Help! Spanish
- Hey, it's me.
- See you.
- No way.
- Spanish
- Hey, I'm about to send a ??? your lame ass.
- You're a couple of seconds from getting smashed out.
- Stupid and ugly. There's a fucking combo.
- Hey. Don't make me bitch slap your ass.
- Vamanos you cono.
- Spanish
- Spanish Move that shit.
- Spanish Get out of the fucking road.
- You want my foot in your ass you Spanish
- Hey. Don't come at me like that.
- Don't make me slap you.
- Kiss my monkey ass, cabrone.
- You don't wanna get ??? pendejo.
- Get somewhere, Spanish
- Hey. How do you get to Furns Clothes?
- Spanish I don't speak ???
- Mierda!
- Fuck you!
- Spanish
- Motherfucker!
- Motherfucker!
- Spanish
- Give me some fucking space.
- Get out of my face.
- You ain't nobody. Spanish
- I already know you're faking.
- You ain't got no pool around here.
- You think you're the hot shit, motherfucker?
- Your demination game ain't gonna work around here.
- No fucking way. Fuck you.
- 911. Somebody Russian dick just fucked off with my car.
- For a little guy, you talk some big shit.
- I don't find desperation atractive, Spanish
- Your mouth's moving but you ain't saying nothing.
- Spare me the bullshit. I already got a pussy. I don't need another one.
- Damn right you're bringing me out, pendejo. What? You think I gonna walk home?
- Nah, you're not fucking going out. I want your balls where I can see them.
- How did I ever end up with a ??? like you?
- Whose is that voice? I'll cut your dick off if you're anywhere near my girlfriend.
- Hello.
- I can't speak to you right now.
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Whatever.
- Mhm.
- Mhm.
- Fuck.
- There's the motherfucker!
- Mierda! He's up there!
- Police. Spanish
- Policia, quick. It's gonna be a Spanish down here.
- Get the police down here. There's a crazy fucker with a gun.
- Fuck me!
- Get the fuck outta my face.
- Cono!
- That shit speaks for itself.
- They fucking deserved it.
- Ah! Fuck. My leg!
- Cono! Spanish
- Fuck! I hate that.
- Spanish
- Fuck me!
- Thanks.
- Nice one.
- Gracias.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Let me out, Spanish
- Help! He's a fucking lunatic!
- I'll mace you, motherfucker!
FY PLatin 1 BD1
- Spanish
- Spanish I'll kill you.
- I'll rip your balls off, motherfucker.
- Carajo. Oh, it's on now, bitch.
- I'll kill that motherfucker.
- Hey. Get the fuck away from there.
- I'm gonna break your face, asshole.
- Fucking lunatic.
- Spanish Cut you up, man.
- Fucking idiota. Spanish
- Spanish Don't make me fuck you up.
- I'm two seconds away from kicking your ass.
- Get carajo asses moving.
- Get a fucking move on.
- Hey. I'll put you on the fucking floor, cabrone.
- Spanish Nobody comes at me like that.
- You wanna start something, pendejo?
- Cono!
- Mierda!
- Carajo!
- I'm gonna remember your ugly face, cabrone.
- Nobody fucks with me around here.
- You're a fucking dead man, pendejo.
- Carajo. What the fuck?
FY PManHat 1
- This is so bad, it's almost funny.
- Over here.
- Darling.
- Ah!
- I'll slap you with a lawsuit faster than you can buy a donut.
- Look at this shit.
- I can't believe I'm being treated like this.
- Give me whatever. I'll be throwing it up later anyway.
- Get out of here, pervert.
- You don't understand. I like live here.
- I'm so bored I could die.
- Sweetie.
- You're out of your league with me, officer.
- Spanish
- Go back to school.
- It's your fault.
- I practically live in there.
- Mierda!
- A motherfucking gun!
- Oh shit.
- I hope no one else is wearing this at Maisonette tonight.
- I'll sue!
- I'm not filling out reports at a police station.
- I don't get played like that. Now I'm gonna have to fuck your best friend. Adios, asshole.
- Yeah. I know your type.
- I wanted a new car anyways.
- Boring.
- If you know the bouncers at Maisonette, they'll let you smoke inside.
- You such a big man, aren't you?
- Ah!
- Spanish
- Spanish
- I knew you were doing more than a line in that cubicle with her.
- Keep talk like that for the crackheads, officer.
- What are you doing?
- Are there witnesses?
- No tip for you.
- You think I care about a stupid car?
- Spanish
- Si, por favor.
- What the-?
- Back off.
- You know what I drink, babe.
- No offense but I don't think your stuff's gonna be pure enough.
- Did anyone see that?
- I think my neck's hurt.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- That's him.
- Spanish
- Hit me, babe.
- There something about smoking after your first line of the night.
- Spanish
- Don't shoot me.
- Fuck me.
- Ciao.
- Yeah.
- Mierda!
- Spanish
- You clearly overcompensating for something.
- Let's get moving and no I don't want to talk to you.
- I want something that's good for a hangover.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Whatever.
- I been coming here for so long and they still won't let me skip the line.
- Take a good look because this is the last time you gonna see these $10,000 tits.
- He's packing!
- Spanish
- Spanish
- No, gracia.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- I know someone who'll suck the bouncer off and he still won't let her in.
- I wanna get fucked up tonight.
- Spanish
- I'll have a number six.
- How much money do I have to throw at this situation to make it go away?
- Like, totally.
- Don't nobody cheat on me. You think I couldn't have any guy I wanted?
- That thing makes me wanna puke.
- I only buy myself over people I trust.
- Kiss kiss.
- Help! I've been robbed!
- I'd probably quit smoking but I didn't think I'd put on like ten pounds.
- I been saying that for a while.
- I think I have to drink like a magnum of vodka before I start to like that.
- Ciao.
- Nah.
- Spanish
- I think I know who the driver would rather have in his cab.
- Spanish
- Whoever made that had to be high.
- I know for a fact that I'm more important than you.
- The amount of money I spent in this place. Damn.
- I'm too fabulous!
- Fucking retard.
- I'll kill myself if I spill champagne all over this.
- Louis, the other bouncer is like my best friend.
- What was the artist thinking?
- Did you see that?
- Fucking retard.
- You think you is so hot.
- Move it, loser.
- Spanish
- Step off the road, retard.
- Not cool.
- I knew I shoulda taken a cab.
- This is the last time I drive myself somewhere.
- Spanish
- You're all a bunch of retards.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Don't touch what you can't afford.
- Step off.
- Give me some space.
- I'm gonna have to get this dry-cleaned now.
- I'll send you my cleaning bill, alright?
- Where can a girl get fucked up around here?
- Sorry. My driver takes me everywhere. Get a cab.
- Mierda!
- Cono.
- No.
- Ah!
- Ah!
- Help!
- A little room here.
- Spanish
- Hit it good.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Don't hold back.
- Go at it.
- Give it. Give it good.
- Mierda.
- Spanish
- Uh uh.
- I didn't pay this much for my nose to have it broke.
- I don't want no black eye.
- I ain't ruining these looks.
- Spanish
- Dream on. You think I would follow you?
- I'm not donating to your crack fund. Pendejo.
- Be honest and ask me buy you some clean needles.
- What? Run out of malt liquor?
- Yeah, I work all day to buy you drugs. Spanish
- Sorry I spend all my money on Maisonette 9 last night.
- I been fucking car jacked.
- My car's been fucking taken.
- You can look but don't touch.
- Spanish
- I only go for trust funders. Sorry.
- I'm out of your league.
- And why weren't you at Maisonette last night, sweetie?
- Everyone was there. We were like so fucked up.
- She is such a slut. I thought she was in the cubicle just for a line.
- I think they ran out of magnums. We had to start drinking normal bottles. Uh.
- I mean, I should stop paying rent beacuse I live by this speaker at Maisonette.
- Darling.
- Kiss kiss. Ciao.
- Si.
- No.
- Spanish
- Darling.
- Fabulous.
- To die for.
- Yeah yeah.
- Naturally.
- Up there!
- Spanish
- There's gunshots. It's like we in the ghetto or something.
- I hear gunshots!
- There's gunfire. Just like in those rap songs.
- Am I in Maisonette?
- Puta madre.
- Motherfuck.
- Mierda.
- Ew.
- Holy shit.
- Not fabulous.
- That would look fabulous on the floor at Maisonette.
- There's no way Tim wouldn't fuck me if I was wearing that.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Not these shoes.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Gracias.
- Spanish
- How much you want?
- I'll pay you anything.
- I'm too young and fabulous for this.
- Just give me one more night.
- Spanish
- You've got pictures? You have to send them to me.
- It was fabulous, sweetie. Fabulous.
- What time are you going to Maisonette tonight?
- You will never guess who was there. He is super cute.
- I was so fucked up.
FY PManHat 1 BD1
- Fuck. He has a gun.
- Yankee moron.
- French
- Oh, fuck me and your big stupid cars.
- He's going to shoot me.
- Help. I need the police.
- Merd. What the hell?
- Help. Someone.
- French
- Not this shit again.
- Move it.
- French
- Hello, genius? You're holding me up.
- I have places to be, you know.
- Try "excuse me", you idiot.
- Watch it, you dumb ape.
- Oh, Jesus. Watch it.
- Hey!
- Fucker!
- Whoa.
- Oh, holy shit. Primitive assholes.
- French Everyday in this city.
- You do not get this shit in French
- Shit. What is this now, huh?
FY PManHat 2
- You must have been cheap.
- Come on. Taxi.
- How's it going?
- You're hurting me!
- Most people look better in their uniform.
- This is ridiculous. I'm starting to come down.
- One of those, please and hold the attitude.
- What the fuck? Get out of here.
- Come on. There must be something I can do.
- Go back to waiting tables.
- Hey babe.
- Is binge eating the only entry requirement for the LCPD?
- Get away. Get away from me.
- Give it up. The fast food industry needs you.
- Thank God for padded bras.
- You're probably all wondering where you've seen me before.
- Watch where you're putting your fucking hands.
- Get down!
- Somebody tackle this guy.
- It's all about juggling the credit cards.
- That so wasn't my fault.
- Have you been drinking?
- We're done. If you wanna see me again, check my fucking website.
- Okay. You're obviously a fucking maniac.
- Does that make you feel powerful?
- Isn't it amazing how long you can survive on just booze and cigarettes?
- It's my boyfriend's. Take it.
- I knew I should have taken a limo.
- Yes, please.
- Are you crazy? That's my ride!
- I need a hero right now.
- Do you think I'm stupid? That bitch was massaging more that just her ego.
- Haven't you got some traffic to direct?
- I'm nineteen, you animal.
- Can't they make seatbelts for women?
- You need to change your medication, psycho.
- Some birthday this is.
- Ah! Lipstick in the eye.
- Yeah.
- What do you want from me?
- That jealousy's just gonna eat you up.
- Come on. Two shots of cardiac. Let's do this.
- No, thanks. My doctor sorts me out.
- LCPD. Get someone here right now. We're all going to die.
- You are an asshole.
- Today is really fucking me over.
- He's gonna shoot!
- My portfolio's in there.
- That's the guy.
- Look. Are you having a bad day.
- Anoga and Sprunk. Lots of ice.
- Breakfast of champions.
- He's over there.
- Please don't shoot.
- Never gonna happen, bitch.
- Get away from there.
- Thanks, honey. Have a good life.
- Sure.
- Fucking paparazzi.
- What are you doing in here? Just get the fuck out.
- Throw out my cell phone!
- Listen, babe. I'm in a real rush.
- Give me anything sugar free, low carb, and and non fat.
- Don't you touch me.
- That's my fucking cab.
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
- I think there seems to be a mix up. I'm in the ugly line.
- Oh, shut up. I never wanna see your premature ejaculating ass ever again.
- Watch out. He's got a gun!
- I hope you die!
- What are you doing?
- No.
- Take him out!
- Best of luck with the early heart attack.
- Three words: love my shoes.
- You have to help me. There's a killer on the loose!
- Martini. Trankov. Dirty as fuck.
- If he touches you again, go for the balls.
- Police. There's a madman killing people down here.
- Number six and an extra bag to purge in.
- Are you crazy? I'm fucking gorgeous.
- I so know what you mean.
- Whatever, two-thrust Tony. Evidently you prefer crackheads to models.
- What do you think, I pay for my drugs?
- Take it easy.
- Help me! I've been violated!
- I might die early but I'll die thin.
- Why are you talking to me?
- Ciao.
- Nah.
- Totally.
- Don't think I won't mace you, bitch. This one's fucking mine.
- Please! I'm a model!
- Shit. The coke just split in my bra.
- He's trying to assassinate me.
- Tell me this isn't happening.
- Fuck it. Looking this good costs money, right?
- Are you kidding me? I'm here every night.
- Look. I'm in a hurry but not that much of a hurry.
- Stay away from me, psycho.
- Not the sharpest tool in the box, are you?
- Come on. You can do it.
- Five bucks says you're unemployed.
- Move it, you lardass!
- The lights are on but nobody's home.
- You could get a bus through there.
- Come on! I've got a casting in ten minutes.
- Uh, so much for this fucking shortcut.
- Any time today would be great.
- Don't tell me you're trying to park there.
- Shit. I thought I was drunk.
- Did you just feel my breast?
- Why does everyone think it's okay to touch me?
- What am I, a jerk magnet?
- Hey! Watch the fake tan.
- Dirty old man.
- Subtle. Real subtle.
- Excuse me. Do you know where I can buy some size zero booty shorts?
- Do you know the way to the comedy club?
- I can't be seen talking to someone like you.
- Shit.
- Fuck.
- Asshole.
- No way.
- Motherfucker.
- Whoa.
- Excuse moi.
- A little room for a little one.
- Excuse me.
- This'd make a great documentary.
- This is so raw. I wish I had my camera.
- Gut that bitch!
- Come on! Make it interesting.
- Oh, I'm so going to blog about this.
- It's kinda hard to pick out the underdog.
- This face is my livelihood.
- I can't afford to mess up this smile.
- I've gotta get myself an entourage.
- Fasting and fighting don't mix.
- I'm so above this.
- You like beating up young girls?
- Next time, I'm gonna scratch your eyes out.
- In your fucking dreams, sweetheart.
- That outfit is all wrong, honey.
- Gutter sheik, I love that look.
- That reminds me. I need to change my cat litter.
- How many times did you soil yourself today?
- Got any spare change? Ha ha ha.
- Some swarthy dude just jacked my car.
- I need to report a grand theft auto.
- 911. Someone stole my car.
- You know you'll be jerking off to this later.
- Buy a yahct then maybe we can talk.
- The closest you'll ever get to a girl like me is a centerfold.
- I bet you still live in your mother's basement.
- Whatever. Did you see my photo in the Liberty Tree? Hot.
- I've decided to make a documentary called Cumming in the Face of Capitalism.
- I felt so inspired since my collagen implants.
- I can't believe you blew the bouncer.
- I sincerely believe that I can be the voice of a generation.
- Tina, babes.
- Love you. Au revoir.
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah but...
- Okay, but...
- Yeah...
- But what about...?
- Mhm.
- Mhm.
- There he is.
- Up there.
- Help. Police. It's like the Wild West down here.
- Police. Get someone down here before there's a massacre.
- Help me. They're shooting each other.
- Get the police! It's all about to go off here.
- How tragic.
- I'm starting to get emotional.
- Thanks. Hey, why have I got no panties on?
- Fuck.
- What the hell?
- How tragic.
- I'm starting to get emotional.
- This used to be a nice area.
- I'm gonna find an old rich guy to buy me that.
- If I stand here long enough, they'll think I'm a celebrity.
- Oh. I'll never model again.
- Oh. My leg, you motherfucker.
- These shoes are Didiersachs.
- Shit a brick. What was that?
- What the fuck?
- Thanks, babe.
- You're a star.
- Thank you.
- Let's just talk about this, okay?
- Help! I've been kidnapped!
- My Dad will pay you.
- You don't need a hostage.
- Are you that guy who's been stalking me?
- Where are you taking me?
- I'm so torn between catwalk and silver screen.
- No. Topless modeling is a stepping stone.
- I'm nineteen. Great tits, perfect ass, killer legs. Life's good.
- My agent thinks I should release a sex tape.
- I'm so full of energy since I started taking those diet pills.
FY PManHat 2 BD1
- Ah! He's gonna kill me.
- What just happened?
- Please help me!
- My car!
- Ah! Is that like a real gun?
- Please, like don't hurt my ride
- Did my car, like hit something?
- He has a gun!
- Oh no!
- Like, what is going on?
- Who is that? Anyone famous?
- Like, why is this person there?
- Is there a celebrity blocking traffic?
- Unless you're famous, move it.
- Like, unbelievable.
- This is like, so rude.
- Hello?
- Ah!
- What are you doing?
- Hey!
- No way!
- Shit. Fight.
- Help me. Like, for real.
- Um... wow.
FY POrient 1
- Get off the stage.
- Hey.
- Take the car. Chinese
- I'm not a criminal.
- Get out of here before I call the cops.
- Oh my God. You suck.
- Hey.
- I'm a law abiding citizen.
- Oh God. No!
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Get out of here. He's got a gun!
- Here. I wish I had more.
- Ah! Don't shoot me!
- You hit my car!
- Please, I don't want any trouble.
- No, no, no. Just take it.
- Why?
- Don't kill me. Don't kill me.
- Chinese
- Don't spend it all in one place.
- I'll take this. Thank you.
- Chinese
- My car!
- Okay.
- You.
- Learn how to drive, asshole.
- Chinese Somebody help me.
- Chinese
- He's over there.
- He went that way.
- Sure. Here.
- Chinese
- Yeah.
- Chinese
- Chinese Get out of here.
- Police. He stole my car.
- What's wrong with you?
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Nah.
- Somebody call the police. He's got a gun.
- I didn't do anything.
- Could I get a number eleven, please?
- No thanks. I'm good.
- See you later.
- Chinese Help me. I've been mugged.
- Bye.
- Nope.
- Oh no. Please don't hurt me.
- This'll do it. Thanks.
- Get out of the way, Chinese
- Come on. Get going.
- Chinese
- Get out of the street.
- Hey. Move.
- Chinese
- You are blocking traffic.
- Chinese
- Get out of the way.
- Chinese
- Hey. Watch it.
- Chinese
- Sorry.
- Chinese
- No.
- Why?
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Watch where you're going.
- Chinese
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.
- Leave me alone!
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- I don't want any trouble.
- Get away from me!
- Chinese I'm not following you.
- My car has been stolen. Send some police quick.
- With a sexy talk like that, how can I refuse?
- You're a real lothario, huh?
- Was that supposed to be sexy?
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Hello? Chinese
- Chinese Bye bye.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Okay.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- He's up there
- That's him. Up there.
- Chinese Somebody's firing a gun.
- Hello, police. Get someone here quick. There's a Chinese with a gun.
- Some Chinese is firing a gun.
- What just happened?
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Ah! You shot my leg!
- Oh, man. That stinks.
- Chinese
- Whoa.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- You rock. Thanks.
- Just let me go!
- Please pull over.
- Let me out!
- I ain't see your face. Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
FY POrient 1 BD1
- Help.
- Oh, shit.
- Hey. Stop it, asshole.
- Crap, my car.
- Help. He has a gun!
- That's my ride. Stop it.
- People can't fucking drive.
- Shit. He's gonna shoot me.
- You fuck.
- Ah. I hate this city.
- You stupid? Move.
- Hello? Some of us have a life.
- Somebody move that thing.
- Hey. Can we get going, please?
- Thanks for the germs.
- Screw you too.
- Sure. Just walk away.
- Hey, careful.
- Watch it.
- Learn to drive, asshole.
- Get away from me.
- You can't be serious.
- I don't fight neanderthals.
- Holy shit.
FY PQueens 1
- My four year old little niece can do better than that.
- This my only way to get around.
- Hey, boo. What's popping?
- Let go of me you trifling son of a bitch!
- Ain't you got no real criminals to harass?
- Let me get the usual.
- You gotta get the hell up outta here.
- You lucky I don't no eggs or tomatoes.
- Hey, baby. What's good?
- Why ya'll police always fucking with a bitch?
- Now wait a damn minute, I need this car.
- Sit your tired ass down, motherfucker.
- I ain't even paid this damn car off yet.
- And who the fuck is you?
- Damn. You pulling out guns now?
- Look, I'm just gonna be on my way, okay?
- Oh no you didn't hit my car.
- Damn it. I got the worst damn luck.
- Alright, alright. Take it, motherfucker.
- Hey, stop fooling with other people's shit.
- My ride. You trifling motherfucker.
- You ain't gonna take my car.
- My car. You blind piece of shit.
- My ride. You blind piece of shit.
- Ain't this 'bout a bitch?
- I know you ain't just hit my car.
- Yeah.
- I'm tired of getting dogged out.
- My car insurance just went up too.
- Baby, I ain't looking for no trouble, okay?
- You heartless motherfucker.
- You don't see a shady ass over there?
- You don't see him in the cut over there?
- Hey. Watch where you wave that thing.
- Who is you and what you think you doing?
- Yeah.
- You trifling motherfucker.
- Did you knock? No. Then get the fuck out.
- Just my fucking luck.
- Oh no you didn't hit my ride.
- Seems like I'm always getting shitted on.
- Now getting shot is not cute.
- You wrong for that shit.
- What the fuck? Hey! Let go of me!
- Nuh uh, sugar.
- Aw shit, I didn't know it was like that.
- Ya'll nothing but bullies with a badge.
- I know you ain't just hit my shit.
- A number one.
- Nah, I'm off that shit in that rehab.
- A'ight, baby. I'm a holla.
- Help! This asshole is taking my shit!
- Yeah, hello? I'm out here in the street.
- Alright, boo. Be easy.
- Nah, boo.
- Get your hands off me, motherfucker!
- When the guns come out, I'm out.
- Oh, you must think I won't run you over.
- Use the sidewalk to walk, motherfucker.
- Uh, excuse me? I have the right-of-way.
- Get your sorry ass out the road before I hit you.
- Get that bullshit in gear and go.
- You don't see the damn light is green?
- What you waiting on, an invitation?
- Motherfucker, is you retarded? Drive!
- The light say green. Move your ass.
- Watch where the hell you going.
- Uh, excuse you.
- What the hell's your problem?
- Who the fuck you bumping?
- Ain't got no kind of manners.
- No home training.
- Do I look like an information booth?
- Slow your ass down!
- Trifling motherfucker.
- Man, slow down. Shit.
- You wrong for that.
- You coulda killed me.
- Can you move, please?
- Okay. Ya'll working my nerves.
- I'm a go get my peoples.
- This ain't over, motherfucker.
- You busted up my damn nose.
- Let me go get my box cutter.
- This boxing shit's for the birds.
- You split my damn lip.
- I ain't studying your tired ass.
- Get a job, motherfucker.
- Stop begging, you dirty ass junky.
- Stop smoking that shit and stop begging.
- Ain't no one help my black ass.
- My car just got stole.
- I can make you clap too, baby.
- Yeah, baby. It feels as good as it looks.
- Mhm. A bitch got it going on, don't she?
- Ah shit. I best get a move on.
- You only call when you want some pussy.
- Come on, daddy. You said you was coming to see me.
- Daddy, I went and bought ??? to wear tonight and everything.
- You better not be with your bitch on the side again.
- Daddy, I can't even believe you dogging me out like this.
- Hey, boo. What's popping?
- A'ight then. Later.
- Mhm.
- Yeah, okay.
- I guess...
- Say word?
- Yeah a'ight.
- Word up.
- You don't see his shady ass up there?
- You don't see him up there in the cut?
- This police? I seent a man with a gun just now.
- Ya'll better hurry before somebody get killed.
- Man, they busting shots out here.
- I don't seen it motherfucking all.
- Glad that ain't me and mine.
- Thanks, boo.
- Son of a bitch.
- That shit look all fucked up.
- Glad that ain't me and mine.
- Dammit!
- Ah! I ain't even did nothing to you.
- I just got these from Binco too.
- I don't seen it motherfucking all.
- They are not gonna believe this shit.
- Thanks, boo.
- Thanks, baby.
- Thanks, sugar.
- I ain't no snitch, okay? Just let me be.
- You got the car. You don't need me too.
- I ain't seen nothing, okay? Just let me go.
- Why you taking my broke ass hostage?
- Just where's you taking me, huh?
- What you mean "a little late"?
- Shit, the reception around here is terrible.
- What you say again?
- Shit, out here in the street, bullshitting as usual.
FY PQueens 1 BD1
- Don't shoot me, mister. Help!
- What is wrong with you?
- Get your hands off. Help!
- Oh, you stupid bastard.
- Ah! He got a gun!
- Get your filthy hands off that.
- How the hell did you hit my car?
- Get the hell away from me!
- Oh my God. Don't kill me!
- Come on.
- Move your ass.
- Move your damn booty.
- Move it, sucka.
- Come on. Keep it moving.
- Careful. You almost stepped on my shoes.
- Look where you walking.
- Watch where you going.
- Ahhhhhh!
- Why, you prick?
- Asshole.
- Get this sicko off of me!
- What you trying to do to me?
- Oh my Lord!
FY PRich 1
- You're the worst, loser.
- Hi.
- Please. Don't do this!
- Hot talk for such a little man.
- Give me your special, please.
- Get out! I've got a gun.
- Please. I'll blow you.
- Boo!
- Bonjour.
- Don't kill me please!
- Take some lessons!
- I dropped my mobile phone.
- This club is great.
- What are you doing?
- Watch out, he's got a gun!
- Duck!
- I will sue you 'til you're broke.
- Why do you want this car?
- The men in this town are pigs.
- Okay. Just don't hurt me.
- I'll have your ass for that.
- Oh my God. You're insane.
- This cost me a fortune!
- Daddy's gonna kill me.
- Degenerate!
- What poor piece of shit hit me?
- Yeah.
- You kiss your mom with that mouth?
- What the hell?
- Help me!
- I hate poor people!
- He's there!
- Can I get a bikini tini?
- I hope I get home in time for America's Next Top Hooker.
- He's over there!
- Fucking degenerates!
- Yes.
- You gave me whiplash.
- Are you high? Get out.
- I hope you die!
- Well aren't you an asshole?
- Who do I have to blow to get in?
- Get your shit out of my place.
- Get out of here!
- Asshole.
- Help me, someone.
- No.
- Don't! Please no!
- Please. I know your captain.
- Why do I have to wait in line?
- This street smells like shit.
- Do you have thirty year single malt?
- Two number fours. Now.
- Oh my God. You read my mind.
- I don't love you.
- I only do uncut blow.
- Au revoir.
- Oh my God! I've been mugged!
- It's getting to where you can't smoke anywhere.
- Stevie, I lost my bloody mobile phone.
- Totally.
- Bye bye.
- Nah.
- I say that all the time.
- Please no! I'm very rich!
- Oh, I gotta pee.
- Bye bye.
- I know the owner, asshole.
- Are you thick? Move!
- Buy a car. Move.
- You gonna block us forever?
- Hurry up already.
- Hey. Move that shit heep.
- Come on. I'm late to a party.
- Come on. I'm hungover.
- Traffic gives me a headache.
- Come on.
- Watch it.
- What's your damage?
- Hey!
- Walk much?
- Do you know where Seanty Studios are?
- Oh, I wouldn't have a clue.
- My clothes!
- I'm bleeding!
- My leg!
- Get his plates!
- Asshole!
- Can I get through, please?
- Pardon me.
- You're a lunatic.
- I'm too important to die.
- No way.
- Help!
- Leave me alone.
- I'm not gonna fight you.
- Oh. Don't fool yourself.
- Smelly derelict.
- Haven't you read Atlas Shrugged?
- I'm an objectivist. Piss off.
- Go help yourself.
- I just got carjacked!
- Please. Have you no dignity?
- You're a fat piece of trash.
- Sexist pig.
- God, I'm terribly late.
- Um, did Kevin sleep with both of us last night?
- My ass is on fire.
- I can't believe I got so high.
- That party was off the hook.
- I woke up in the men's bathroom.
- Oh my God, you were so trashed last night.
- Get me some drugs, will ya? Bye bye.
- I did?
- No.
- Really?
- Cool.
- Twice?
- Yeah.
- Uh huh.
- Sure.
- He's up there!
- Up there!
- 911. They're shooting.
- Someone is shooting.
- Police. I think someone is shooting.
- Help! Get help!
- Oh my God!
- Eew. Did you give me mouth to mouth.
- Son of a whore.
- Help! Get help!
- What is going on here?
- You shot my leg!
- Help! I've been shot!
- Holy shit.
- Oh my God.
- Eew.
- Much appreciated.
- Thanks.
- Thank you very much.
- Where are we going?
- Let me out!
- You're not going to hurt me, are you?
- I'm young!
- You asshole.
- Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear.
- Please. You didn't catch it from me.
- Tell Ramone I'm never doing him again.
- Sorry, what was that?
FY PRich 1 BD1
- Help! Police! Somebody!
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
- Who the fuck are you?
- Daddy's going to kill me.
- Have you lost your mind?
- Hey. That's mine, asshole.
- Fucking paparazzi.
- Don't shoot! Don't shoot! I've got money.
- Take your filthy hands off of me!
- Come on. This isn't helping my hangover.
- Uh, those shoes are hideous.
- Give the moron a round of applause.
- Could you be any slower?
- Somebody's been in the cocktails.
- Uh, I need a shower.
- Get a life, pervert.
- That guy just grabbed my ass.
- Asshole!
- Moron!
- Psycho!
- I'm like, so over this.
- Whatever, asshole.
- This is a nightmare.
- Shit! I need a drink!
FY PVillBo
- You're garbage.
- Hey. Taxi.
- It makes me question my entire life. Wow. That's powerful.
- Hey.
- You asshole!
- I hadn't done anything wrong. What do you want?
- Mmm... one of those, please?
- Get the fuck out of my place.
- I'm fucking bored. What a waste of money.
- Hi.
- Why are you picking on me?
- You fucker!
- This is shit.
- Hey! Watch it.
- ???
- Help me!
- He's got a gun!
- What the-? ???
- You stupid idiot. You could have killed that person.
- It's over. Don't even call me, you prick.
- Okay. Let me get out. Fuck.
- I'm gonna give up one of these days.
- You don't need to hurt me. Take it.
- What the fuck are you doing? You idiot.
- Fuck off. I'm calling the police.
- Get down! Duck!
- As if. You're fucking full of shit.
- ???
- You are so fucking stupid.
- This is insane.
- You're a fucking asshole!
- ??? You stupid motherfucker.
- Please.
- What's your fucking problem?
- My fucking car.
- Get away!
- Oh, I love that. It's so evocative.
- Fucking asshole!
- Look. That's him. There.
- Stop this shit. You just hit a pedestrian.
- I don't even enjoy smoking anymore, you know?
- He's just over there.
- He's got a fucking gun!
- Hey! ???
- Cool. Thanks.
- Yes.
- That is intense. I love it.s
- Fuck. None of these yanks can fucking drive properly.
- Hey! Get the fuck out of here.
- Fuck you! ???
- I'm kinda in a hurry, so...
- Can I get one of those?
- Hey you. This is my taxi.
- What's with you?
- I never wanna see you again. Just fuck off.
- Help!
- ???
- Motherfucker.
- No thanks.
- Run away!
- I don't know what you mean.
- I want a number eight, please.
- Yeah yeah, sure.
- Oh, bullshit. You're a lying piece of shit.
- No. Fuck off.
- Get this prick off me!
- There are so many fat people in America.
- Hi, Katie. It's me.
- I guess I know what you mean.
- No thank you.
- I know what you mean.
- No way. I got it first.
- It makes me feel at one with the artist.
- Oh, that's so moving.
- Whoa! Shit!
- I love whatever the artist is trying to convey here.
- Get away from here!
- Whoa. Watch what you're doing. I think you just hit somebody.
- Move your ass.
- What are you fucking waiting for?
- Are you lost or something?
- Get out of my way. I'm in a hurry.
- Hey. Get a fucking move on.
- ??? You need to keep moving. Come on.
- I'm fed up with dealing with this shit everyday.
- Hurry up!
- Move!
- ???
- Sorry.
- Excuse me.
- Idiot.
- Stay away from me.
- Hey.
- Oh, sorry. I don't know it.
- ???
- ???
- Dickhead!
- Asshole!
- Motherfucker!
- Help! I'm under attack!
- Help! Call the police!
- Get away from me!
- Don't hurt me!
- I don't wanna fight.
- Oh my God. Grow up. I'm not fighting you.
- What? Of course I'm not following you.
- You worthless piece of shit.
- You lazy motherfucker.
- Get off your ass and get a job.
- Fuck you.
- Police. My car's just been hijacked.
- Oh please. Look at yourself.
- I'd never go anywhere near you.
- You're disgusting.
- Oh shit.
- They're idiots. No concept of good design.
- I can't work with their sight. It's just too shit for words.
- I'm not working with them anymore because their whole office stinks.
- It's like they just don't understand my ideas, you know?
- They couldn't have an original idea if their sad little lives depended on it.
- Hi, Katie.
- See you later. Bye.
- Uh huh.
- Oh sure.
- Yeah. I know.
- Sure.
- Definitely.
- Totally.
- Yes.
- Of course.
- Up there! Look!
- Can't you see him? He went up there.
- Get over here as fast as you can. They're shooting each other.
- LCPD. You gotta come down here fast.
- Help! There's shooting going on all around me.
- Help. Please. There's people shooting each other here.
- I'm in serious fucking pain.
- Shit.
- Oh, fuck me.
- ??? Look at that.
- Eew. Nasty.
- ???
- What the fuck's going on?
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- You can't do this to me, mister. You gotta let me go.
- Fuck.
- Is this one of those fucking hidden camera shows? Shit. Stop!
- Don't kill me. Let me go.
- Please just pull over and let me out. I won't tell anybody.
- Yeah I know. What? Say that again. Sorry.
- I didn't get that. They did what?
- Did I hear that right?
- No. Sorry. What did you say?
- Shit. Can't hear you properly.
FY PVillBo BD1
- No!
- Oh my God. Was that my fault?
- No. Who are you?
- I told them I couldn't drive. I did.
- He's got a gun.
- Who are you? Go away.
- Ow. That hurt.
- Please, don't shoot.
- Ah. Get off me.
- This is nuts.
- Okay, you gonna move?
- Come on.
- Oh. Look at this.
- I am so late.
- Hey.
- What's your deal?
- What are you doing?
- Ah!
- Help!
- Dude.
- My boyfriend's gonna kill you.
- Hitting a girl. Yeah, that's great.
- Dick.
- Oh my God!
FY Shop 3
- I thought being a goth was depressing.
- Taxi!
- Second time lucky.
- Hi there.
- What the fuck? Get off me!
- Haven't you got some bribes to collect?
- I'll have three of those. It's all coming back up anyway.
- You can't just walk in here! Get the fuck out!
- This is about as fun as eye surgery.
- Hi ya.
- No! Please. I'm not insured.
- I've had more fun vomiting.
- I knew I was cursed.
- Too much for you, huh?
- Guess that side spin isn't working out for me.
- Hey! What are you doing? That's not cool.
- This is a nightmare!
- Strike!
- Somebody take him down!
- Hopefully this'll make me feel better about myself.
- You've got to be kidding me!
- Are you fucking crazy?
- I don't wanna see you or your tiny penis ever again.
- Are there no sane taxi drivers in this city?
- What the-? Get the fuck away from there!
- Death surrounds me again!
- I gave you a second chance and you blew it! Or rather, she blew you.
- Ah! Take it easy, asshole!
- I'm kicking some major buttski.
- Well that fucking sucks.
- That's enough for me. You need help, buddy.
- All my jewelry designs are in that car.
- No! I only passed my test today.
- Yeah, sure.
- Fuck. That wasn't supposed to happen.
- This can't be happening to me.
- Please don't shoot.
- Shit. I knew that ball was too heavy.
- You ugly bastard.
- Look. There he is!
- I think you just killed someone!
- That's the guy!
- He's got a gun!
- Hey, asshole. Take your hands off.
- I'm on fire today.
- Good job. Thanks, honey.
- Yeah.
- Ah! That cappucino burns.
- Get the fuck off my property.
- You can't do this to me.
- Listen. I'm gonna need you to floor it. I'm late again.
- Whose your mommy?
- A couple of those things.
- Whoa! I fucking rock.
- Hey! I don't think so.
- Uh, save it for your little skank. I don't wanna hear another word out of your cheating mouth.
- Oh my God. I'm gonna die.
- Stop!
- Watch the body piercings.
- Tying is so un-American.
- Nah.
- This guy's a fucking lunatic.
- I can't understand a word you're saying.
- What can I say? I'm in the presence of greatness.
- I'm choking here. Big time.
- Don't even go there, asshole.
- A number seven, please.
- Do you think I was born yesterday? You are so full of shit.
- Just fuck off, will you?
- What's going on with my game?
- Drugs interfere with my creative process.s
- See ya.
- Help! Help, somebody! Help me!
- Well that fucking sucks.
- Un-fucking-stoppable.
- Laters.
- The sweet smell of victory.
- Nah.
- Over my dead body. This is so my cab.
- Looks like I'm gonna have to raise my game.
- She's all over the scoreboard.
- Better than losing. I suppose.
- Are you fucking crazy?
- Hey! Get in line like the rest of us.
- I thought I had that one in the bag.
- How'd you like that?!
- Go fuck yourself!
- He's lost his fucking mind.
- There's a hustler in the house.
- Can't take the heat?
- I'm gonna be paying this off for months.
- Oh fuck. This guy's drunk.
- Hey, shit-for-brains. Get out of the fucking road.
- Are your parents siblings? Move it.
- Maybe you should change your medication.
- It's not like any of us need to work or anything.
- I'm late for my dance fusion class.
- What's the hold up? Let's try some gas.
- More accelerator, less brake.
- Let's go. I need to open up the shop in ten minutes.
- Sometime this century would be nice.
- Don't even go there.
- You are so not my type.
- I don't think so.
- Whatever.
- What's with the attitude?
- Excuse me?
- Sorry, babe. Can't help ya.
- Shit!
- Oh fuck!
- Asshole!
- Into the darkness!
- I'm doomed!
- Coming through.
- Excuse me.
- Okay. Where do ya want it?
- Is that all you've got?
- Come on! You can do better than that.
- So you think you've got some fucking moves, huh?
- Come on! Let's wrap this up!
- Let's kick it up a notch.
- Go for a fish hook.
- Fucking gouge him. Gouge!
- That's gonna fucking hurt.
- I'm so over violence.
- Why so much anger?
- Another day in Liberty City.
- Barbarians.
- Don't flatter yourself.
- Dad, I told you to stop embarassing me.
- I can smell your fucking breath from here.
- Take it from me. That is not a good look.
- What is this? ???
- Officer! My car has just been stolen!
- You wish.
- In your dreams.
- I'm busy right now.
- I'm busy right now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- You can lecture when you start wearing your spiked dog collar to work.
- So you're saying you can't hang out with me anymore because I'm no longer a goth?
- I can still be morbid and depressed without black clothes and white makeup.
- Goth code? What, you're gonna cast a spell on me or something?
- I'm sorry if I don't find happiness and nihilism particularly compatible.
- Hi, Annabelle.
- I'm done with this. Call me when you having something nice to say.
- Uh huh.
- Mhm.
- Bullshit.
- Yeah right.
- How can you...?
- Uh huh.
- Bullshit.
- What the-?
- He's up there!
- Hey! There he is!
- This is a bit too real for me.
- Why do I feel nothing. I must be so dead inside.
- Thanks.
- Shit.
- This is a bit too real for me.
- Why do I feel nothing. I must be so dead inside.
- One day they'll be selling my designs in here.
- About time daddy's credit card took another pounding.
- My fucking leg!
- My fucking leg! I'm dying!
- Ah! Disgusting!
- Shit fire and fuck me running!
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Thanks very much.
- Let me out!
- What are you going to do to me?
- I wish I still carried a knife.
- Please tell me this is a hidden camera show.
- Are you going to kill me?
FY Shop 4
- Hey. Sir Stink a Lot. You stink.
- Taxi!
- What's up?
- What are you doing?
- Sure thing, pig. I mean cop.
- I want the no carb option.
- What are you doing? Get out!
- But, but I know Ricky. I mean Micky.
- Someone end this misery.
- Hey there.
- Your wish is my command.
- Oh God, don't hurt me!
- You suck!
- Ouch! My head.
- No I will not shut up.
- Ah!
- Oh God, not today.
- Don't shoot!
- That was not my fault.
- Are you blind?
- Oh shit. It's that freaking maniac.
- Today is not my fucking day.
- If he has crabs why should I go down on him?
- Just chill. I'm getting the fuck out.
- How did he find me?
- Holy shit.
- Take three fucking steps back okay?
- No! No, get off.
- Okay. Take me away.
- So not cool.
- You animal!
- What the hell?
- Yeah. Right on.
- Whatever.
- Don't turn around! Don't turn around!
- You broke my fucking hand.
- Look. Over there!
- This is like a secret camera show right?
- Can I get a Tom Collins?
- Men are all dogs.
- He's right there!
- Oh God. It can't be.
- You want me to call the cops?
- Sweet.
- Ooh yeah.
- Oh no. That was so uncool.
- Turn around and get the hell out!
- Somebody stop that prick!
- Okay, Taxi dude. Away we go.
- Can I get that to go?
- Um, excuse me. I got this one.
- Geez. What crawled up your butt?
- Where the great hotties in this mother...?
- He's got a gun!
- Go fuck yourself!
- Just slow down.
- No thank you.
- Keep running.
- Whatever you say, Mr. Officer.
- This coke makes me wanna poo all over your face.
- Poor the rum directly down my throat okay?
- Oh God. He's stalking me.
- F me. This is so real.
- Get back in line.
- I want two number twos.
- Word.
- I've lost enough brain cells.
- Later gator.
- Help! Anybody!
- This is like global warming. Totally.
- Hey girlfriend. Talk fast 'cause I got two quarters on me.
- I know. I know.
- Bye.
- No thanks.
- You said it.
- Don't make me go kung fu.
- Stop it! Get off of me!
- Hey buddy, I see you.
- I've had two maybe eight drinks.
- Fuck it. I got bigger fish to fry.
- Hola. Let's do this.
- You hit them.
- Please no. No way.
- I can't believe this nut.
- Hello. Wanna get run over?
- Wow. Look at this wacko.
- Someone forget their medication.
- While we're young!
- Great. I got a student driver in front of me.
- Just breath. Don't get upset.
- F this. Super F this.
- Let's go.
- The nerve.
- What a dick.
- You know how to say sorry?
- Relax.
- Hey.
- Sorry, this is not my neighborhood.
- Ah!
- Help!
- Watch it!
- Fuck!
- Holy...!
- Stressed woman coming through.
- Excuse me. Sorry.
- F this.
- Screw you.
- Crazy fuck.
- What do you want?
- Bastard.
- Get away from me!
- I get stalked. I do not stalk.
- Oh my God. Police. Some jerk off just threw me out of my car.
- Look but don't touch, boys.
- You wish.
- Wow. Talk about romantic.
- Uh. I am sick of this new age vegan shit.
- Yeah. I'm moving to Bohan. Isn't that cool?
- I had to suck it up and tell him.
- He calls my brother more than he calls me. What a dick.
- I don't care if he's cute. He's so gay.
- Hey.
- See ya later, bitch.
- For sure.
- Uh huh.
- Mhm.
- You can't say that.
- Ha ha. Stop it.
- You're crazy.
- You know it.
- Yep.
- You see? Up there!
- Look up. He's there!
- Help. I'm gonna get shot.
- Police. Help me. Please help me.
- They're shooting!
- Holy shit.
- No way. No way.
- What the F just happened?
- Fuck me.
- Holy shit.
- No way. No way.
- Why? Why?
- Crying
- F me.
- Only in Liberty. Damn.
- I'm not the only one seeing this shit, right?
- Well thank you.
- Thanks.
- Appreciate it.
- This is making me pee. Stop that car.
- Hey. You still got me in here.
- Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
- Listen, I'll make a shitty hostage.
- Ah!
FY Shopper 5
- You need to get off the stage.
- Taxi! Hello?
- Hey.
- Get off of me!
- I don't know what you mean.
- Oh my God. Get the hell out of here. What the fuck are you doing here?
- This is worse than a bikini wax from a blind Polish woman.
- Hi.
- What have I done? I haven't done anything.
- Get away from me.
- Hello? You suck.
- My car!
- No. Please.
- Ah. Save me!
- Here. This is for you.
- Save me. He's trying to kill me!
- Can everyone just please stop getting in my way?
- Hey, uh, I think you just like hit something.
- What do you want with me? Just go away.
- Oh my God. Don't hurt me. Just take it.
- Oh my God. Hello? You just fucking hit somebody.
- I'm calling the police!
- Run away! He's a fucking psycho!
- No. Don't rape me. I'll do whatever you want.
- Here. Get some new clothes or something.
- You are just like... ah!
- Hi. Do you have this in my size?
- You ruined my day you asshole!
- Oh my God. What are you trying to do to me?
- Yeah.
- It's not my fault you're fugly.
- Police. I've just seen a murderer!
- He's trying to rape me!
- My dad's gonna kill you, you bastard.
- He's there, okay?
- Yeah, uh, try not to hit anymore, okay?
- He went over there.
- Look out! He's got a gun!
- Hello. Here.
- Oh my God.
- What are you doing? Get lost!
- Okay. Thank you.
- Oh yes, please.
- Why is everyone always trying to hit on me? God!
- Get out of here you fucking asshole. Go away!
- You ugly asshole!
- Uh, I'm in a hurry, okay?
- Hello? That's my cab.
- Like, chillax, okay?
- Take this. You need it more than me.
- Don't wave that thing at me.
- My Didiersachs bag! Throw me the fucking bag!
- Help!
- Like, uh, no thank you.
- Ah! He's got a gun!
- Me? But I haven't done anything.
- LCPD. You've got to help me.
- I can't take this anymore.
- LCPD. I've just seen the killer.
- Excuse me. There's like a cue here, you know.
- Uh, hi. Can I have number twenty-two?
- Eew. No way.
- Bye.
- Oh my God! Somebody help me!
- Hey girlfriend.
- Schlater.
- Eew no.
- That's my cab.
- Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
- Hey, mister. This is called a cue. Hello?
- Everybody run. He's holding a gun!
- Hey. I want this in blue and pink please.
- Hey, mister. You just hit somebody. You can't do that here, you know?
- Eeh, get away from you pervert.
- Don't touch me.
- Stop touching me.
- Go away.
- Oh God. Don't try an touch me.
- Eew. Did you see that?
- I have no idea. Get a taxi.
- Watch out!
- Ah!
- No!
- Asshole!
- Idiot!
- Excuse me.
- Hey. Can I get through? Thanks.
- Get away from me you ugly asshole.
- Help me. Somebody help me.
- Please, somebody.
- You can't hit me, I'm a girl.
- Rape!
- Help! Somebody's trying to hit me.
- Oh my God. Like, why would I want to follow you?
- Police. You've gotta help me. They just stole my car.
- Police. Listen: my car's just been jacked.
- As if.
- You must be joking.
- Oh please.
- She's never even heard of yoga reeshma? God.
- I said to Daddy "please" so of course he just got it for me.
- I don't think she knows how plain she is, you know.
- She actually said she thought I was a friend. I mean, duh.
- I just love the latest Dieriere collection. It's so like, of the now, you know?
- Hey sister.
- Okay, schlater.
- Oh yeah?
- Uh huh.
- Oh I know.
- Oh my God.
- Yeah.
- I know.
- Totally.
- Uh huh. Mhm.
- He's up there!
- I don't know. Up there, I guess.
- Send help. They're shooting at me!
- Can you come and pick me up? There's some maniac shooting people here.
- Police. Help. They're like shooting each other all around me.
- Hi, LCPD. You need to send a squad car or something.
- Oh no.
- Oh my God. You saved my life.
- Shit.
- Oh my God.
- Oh no.
- I can't believe they're selling those now.
- I'd look great in that.
- Oh my God. I've been shot. Mommy!
- Uh. My leg. Why me? God no.
- Eew.
- Ah. What the fuck is that?
- Daddy! Help!
- Oh thank you.
- Gee, thanks.
- Thanks, I guess.
- Ah! What are you trying to do to me? I can't deal with this shit.
- Oh my God. I can't believe you're doing this to me. Me.
- Oh my God. This is like, so unfair.
- You better let me out of this car, mister. I swear to God.
- I got dumped last night and I broke a nail this morning. So, can you just like, let me go?
FY Socialite
- You're wasting our time.
- Taxi!
- Hi.
- He's attacking me!
- My Daddy's a lawyer, you know.
- Get me a small salad.
- Get the fuck out of my place you disgusting little man.
- You gotta let me in. I'm fucking rich.
- This is terrible.
- Hi ya.
- But I haven't even done anything.
- Oh my God. Please don't kill me.
- Get off the stage.
- Retard!
- I usually don't have to wait in line. It's only 'cause I'm hanging out with you guys.
- Help me!
- He's got a fucking gun!
- Here take this.
- Look out! This guy's holding a gun!
- Can I get this in every color?
- Ah! Get away from me!
- You can't drive like that here.
- Get away from me.
- Take it. Just please don't touch me.
- Jesus, mister, I'm going.
- Hey, I think you may have just hit somebody.
- Get away from my car or I'll call the cops on you.
- You crazy bastard!
- I can't believe you.
- Rape!
- Pay attention.
- Okay, okay. Just don't come too close.
- You're a fucking psycho.
- You asshole!
- Oh my God!
- Yes.
- What are you so angry about, huh?
- Got any Sprunk?
- Uh, hello?
- Run away! He's nuts!
- Babe, I gotta call you later.
- Oh my God. Did you see that?
- I think he's like over there.
- Are you even looking where you're going?
- Can I get a glass of Rain?
- Round there somewhere.
- Don't shoot me, mister!
- Eew. Okay. Just don't touch me.
- I'm calling the police!
- Uh, finally.
- Oh yes.
- Get away from my car!
- Don't rape me! I've got my period! Help!
- I... what... huh?
- I'm a bit late. Let's go.
- Get me anything without carbs in it.
- Hey. Get away from my cab.
- Hey. You need to chill.
- I gotta sleep with somebody tonight.
- Sure. Have this.
- I never wanna see you again.
- Oh my God!
- My car!
- Take it. Take whatever you want!
- Uh no.
- Jesus, he's got a gun!
- Don't you even touch me.
- It's nights like this that I wish I still drank.
- One ECola, please.
- You can't just push ahead of me.
- I'll have a twenty-four.
- Ew. You disgust me. You know that?
- No way, loser.
- Catch you later.
- Somebody help! I'm being attacked over here.
- Hey, it's me. I lost my cell.
- Bye.
- No.
- No way. I saw it first.
- Oh, holy Jesus!
- Hey, uh, mister, hello?
- This place used to be way more picky about who they let in.
- Help!
- It's a gift so can you leave the price tag on?
- This is so humiliating.
- Hey. Be careful, mister.
- Oh my God. Come on.
- Left, right. Left, right. Come on.
- I don't believe this.
- Can we all get moving please?
- Step on it!
- I really hate all this waiting.
- Is somebody lost or something?
- What's the issue here?
- Oh, please.
- Ew. Don't touch.
- Excuse me. Can I get through?
- Eww. You smell bad.
- Get your hands away from me.
- Why don't you watch where you're going?
- Why did you walk into me?
- I have no idea.
- Animal.
- Monster.
- Oh my God.
- Ah!
- You shit.
- Leave me alone.
- Get away from me you psycho.
- Don't hurt me.
- Help!
- Ah! I'm being attacked!
- Somebody help me!
- What? Are you joking?
- Oh, Jesus. Hi. This guy just stole my car.
- Eew! You're digusting.
- Eew! I'll shoot you with pepper spray in the face.
- Get away from me you dirty little man.
- Oh no.
- I've been clean for almost a month now and I still really want some blow.
- What was with that disgusting little man hitting on you last night?
- All the people in that bar were so gross.
- Don't be so disgusting. He just looks so... poor.
- I've been really good though. I haven't eaten in three days.
- Hey, babe.
- Okay, see ya tonight.
- You must be kidding.
- Babe, that is gross.
- I know.
- Oh, please.
- Ha ha.
- Like blatantly.
- Yeah yeah.
- You're just bad.
- I swear, he went up there.
- He's up there.
- Come quick. Oh my God. Somebody's shooting at me.
- Police! Quick! Gunshots!
- Police! You gonna send help before we all get shot.
- Quick, send the police! They're fucking shoot at us!
- Oh, Jesus.
- Oh my God.
- I feel weird. What did you do to me?
- Shit.
- Oh, Jesus.
- Oh my God.
- They got a new range of colors. I need them all.
- Ooh, looky here.
- Ah! Call for help!
- You fucking psycho!
- Eew.
- Ah!
- What the fuck?
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Thanks, I guess.
- Oh, what the fuck are you doing?
- Ah! Let me out!
- Oh, Jesus, no.
- Ah! Please stop the car.
- Please, somebody help me!
FY Stripper 1
- Get off the damn stage.
- Hi.
- I ain't done nothing wrong.
- I'd like a number, uh, fourteen, please.
- Go on. Get.
- Uh, this is awful.
- Howdy.
- What do you mean? I ain't done nothing.
- Ma shoulda told you you ain't no good.
- That's sum bitch got a gun.
- He's got a gun!
- These things really make me feel better.
- Yes.
- What's your God damn problem?
- Help! He's trying to kill me!
- I saw him go that way.
- My astrologist told me that it's fine for me to smoke.
- Look! There!
- Why yes.
- Get the hell outta here, you pervert.
- Hi. One number three for me, please.
- Don't you get ornery with me.
- Run away!
- No.
- Save me! Somebody save me!
- Leave me alone. I ain't done nothing.
- Can I get, um, number seven, please?
- Yeah! You are so right.
- Hey. Fuck you.
- Ew. No way.
- Bye bye.
- Help! Help!
- My gradma smoked since she was ten and smoking never did her no harm.
- Well said.
- Bye.
- No, thank you.
- Oh, I know what you mean.
- Fuck off.
- Well, excuse me.
- Hey. Watch it.
- Hey. Careful.
- Hey! Do you mind?
- Careful!
- Oh, I'm sorry. I ain't heard of that.
- Jesus Christ!
- Oh my God!
- Help!
- Watch out!
- Hey!
- Oh. Excuse me.
- Don't mind me.
- Don't hit me in the face, you hear? Not in the face.
- I'm gonna whoop your ass!
- Oh. Why you...
- I'm gonna show you!
- Quit it. I give up!
- Lay off me!
- Leave me alone!
- Get the hell off me!
- What? No I ain't following ya'll.
- Oh. Are you talking to me?
- Are you trying to ask me out on a date?
- Hey, sweetie. Don't be so rude.
- I think he went up there!
- There!
- What are you doing to me? I feel so strange.
- Oh, shit.
- Oh my Lord.
- Oh, sweet Jesus.
- Oh! Sweet Jesus, that really hurt.
- Oh! Oh my God!
- Oh! That's disgusting.
- Crap. What's going on?
- Holy Jesus.
- Why thank you.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Oh my Lord. What do you want with me?
- Oh! What are you gonna do to me?
- Don't you hurt me, mister. Just let me go do you hear?
- Whoa! Why are you taking me? Why are you doing?
- Oh my God. Let me go. Let me go.
FY Stripper 1 BS1
- Don't kill me. I'll blow you.
- Please, no. I'm a stripper.
- Oh my God!
- Watch it, douchebag.
- Don't touch my fake tits!
- That costs extra.
- You're an asshole!
- My guy will kill you.
- My boyfriend is rich and has a gun.
- I'm calling cops on a kenny.
- This town is fucked.
FY Stripper 1 BS2
- Wait, wait. I'm way too hot to die.
- Shit. You're fucking crazy.
- You fucking bastard!
- Ooh. You touched my sweet spot.
- Alright, tiger. Calm down.
- You can do that by the hour if you want.
- Hey! Not so rough.
- Don't you ever do that again.
- You grubby little snotbag.
- Who do you think I am, huh?
- What the fuck is going on?
FY Stripper 2
- Show us your butt, asshole.
- Hi.
- Hot and greasy, please, sugar.
- Get the fuck out of my place, you asshole.
- This sucks in a shitty way.
- Hi.
- Hey. Where's the damn crotch shot?
- He's trying to kill me.
- No!
- I do this smoke vagina thing in my act.
- Yeah.
- Something to talk about in therapy. Again.
- He's got a freaking gun!
- That's him. That's the loser.
- My co-worker blows smoke up my ass. I mean literally. I'm a stripper.
- There he is!
- Oh, yeah.
- Who are you? You're not supposed to be here.
- I need to feel full. You know what I mean?
- Oh, that is so not cool.
- Oh my freaking God.
- Oh no.
- Don't!
- Got anything greasy?
- That is so interesting, you know?
- I'm high on sex, honey.
- Bye bye.
- Please, anyone. Help me!
- I usually smoke, you know, funny stuff.
- I personally love what you're saying.
- Bye.
- No.
- Fascinating.
- Hey, be gentle.
- Ooh. Not so rough.
- Easy, baby.
- You can look but don't touch.
- Hey. Whose the rough one?
- I'm sorry, baby. I don't know the way to places.
- What?
- What the-?
- Did you see that?
- Oh my God.
- You motherfucker.
- Excuse me. Don't touch me.
- Let me through, please.
- You fucking retard. Freaking out.
- I ain't staying for that crap.
- Oh no, you assholes. I hate that.
- This crap is everywhere now.
- I gotta go. Excuse me.
- Fighting sucks. I am out of here.
- Do I look like I need to be following folks?
- Yeah, read 'em and weep, you asshole.
- That sucks. Even by perv standards.
- Yeah, I'm hot. Now go to Hell.
- The guy's up there somewhere.
- He's sneaking up there.
- Watch the hands, buddy.
- Oh, shit.
- Oh no, no, no, no, no.
- I'm gonna be sick.
- Oh my God, not my fucking leg!
- Oh, my fucking leg!
- Oh no. Not on these shoes.
- Oh my God, run!
- What the-? Help!
- Thank you.
- Ooh. Thanks, honey.
- Why thank you.
- Whoa, whoa, easy guy, yeah?
- Is this like a rape thing?
- Asshole.
- Let me the hell out.
FY Stripper 2 BS1
- He's got a gun. A freaking gun.
- What the hell are you doing?
- Holy shit.
- Excuse me, sailor.
- Whoa. Slow down.
- No touchy touchy, okay?
- Rocco! Rocco!
- You're gonna regret that.
- Rocco, help!
- You freaking whackjob.
- Oh my fucking God.
FY Stripper 2 BS2
- You're a fucking lunatic!
- No! Please don't shoot!
- Help! He's got a gun!
- Don't you come at me with that shit.
- Hey.
- You want me to bitch slap your ass?
- Take your small dick complex someplace else.
- Fuck you. I don't have to take this.
- I ain't even gonna waste my time on you.
- Get off me.
- Fuck. What was that?
FY Street 2
- Hey Taxi! Taxi, over here!
- You can't take my car!
- Please. I'm a liberal. I have rights.
- I'm bulimic. Can I get something greasy?
- Did Freddy send you? I'm broke.
- Hey there.
- Don't! My car smells like clothes.
- My ox saved me.
- Did you see her attempt at goth?
- Can I take my absinthe?
- Help! He's got a gun!
- I'm so sick of guns.
- I hope I'm not crippled.
- Hurry! Before the cop comes.
- Oh, by the way, you need augmentation.
- Isn't it great to hotbox a smoke?
- Please, please don't hurt me.
- Awesome! Hit more!
- Try poetry, asshole.
- You were fisting my sister.
- This society sucks!
- Dude, I love death, but this is nuts.
- My credit card is so maxed.
- Your karma is done.
- Ah shit, my car.
- Don't I look depressed enough?
- This town's fucked.
- It's almost outta gas.
- That was my friend you hit.
- Give me an Irish car bomb.
- Pretty soon screwing will be illegal too.
- I have a goth sword.
- Excellent. Nice driving, dude.
- Right on.
- Oh no.
- Get out, you shitwipe.
- You blob on your phone. No tip.
- What can I get for a $1.50?
- Asshole. My taxi.
- Well, now I really hate my body.
- I've got a beer bong, black lipstick and a knife.
- Whatever. Those pics of you are on the net tonight.
- I'm moving to Delaware.
- I hope you get cancer of the ass.
- This is getting old.
- You gonna sodomize me now?
- You can totally get it in the bathroom.
- Does this place have Absinthe?
- A number seven, please.
- No kidding. That's why I smoke meth too.
- You pulled out and slapped me with it.
- I just got off that shit, man.
- Somebody please. I've been mugged.
- I started smoking in elementary.
- Hey. Nice BSDM party last night.
- You hit the dick on the head.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Life's funny. So is cancer.
- Go feltch your mom. It's my taxi.
- My goth journal's in there!
- Cheap shit makes me happy.
- Death gets me so hot.
- Move it, you brainwashed ass.
- I'm dripping with self angst.
- You're in the street, shithead.
- Don't stand. Move!
- I'm late to a depressing concert.
- This whole town hates me.
- I'm having a breakdown back here.
- Society is doomed.
- I'm quitely laughing at you.
- I know feng shui.
- Dude, please. I'm tweaking.
- Watch it, swampdonkey.
- Hey, where's the methdone clinic?
- Please, I gotta update my online me.
- Batshit!
- This place!
- Feltcher!
- You feel the rainbow?
- I love violence.
- Come on. Kill him.
- I'm gonna go sulk.
- That's it. I need horse.
- I'm outta here.
- My eyeliner runs too.
- I only let gauze hit me.
- I'm not a fighter.
- Right. Why would I follow you?
- You look like shit.
- Try a homeless shopping spree.
- Go set your feces on fire.
- 911. Yes, yes. It's an emergency.
- That record made me menstrate.
- Am I talking loud on my phone?
- It's not a tumor. Trust me.
- He just slapped me around.
- I told you I'm off heroin.
- Hey, it's me. I'm so bummed.
- Bye bye. Dumb hoe.
- Dog.
- Wha?
- Come on.
- Seriously.
- Uh huh. No.
- That fat?
- It hurt?
- Yeah.
- This the cops? I hear gunshots.
- Police. Some maniac has a gun.
- Oh my God. I can't believe it.
- Asshole. I was on the other side.
- Bedmuncher!
- Fuck my love puddle.
- Oh my God. I can't believe it.
- I hope I get to see a headless person.
- I could use that for my medication parties.
- This cheap shit reminds me of a poem.
- Ah, the shoes are screwed.
- I've gotta put this in my journal.
- Holy hermaphrodite.
- That's great. Thanks.
- Thanks.
- Please, I'm fat.
- I haven't showered. Don't take me.
- Oh, yes. Take me. Take me.
- Don't kill me.
- I knew it would end this way.
- I said I've got cancer.
- Do you think I'm fat?
- I didn't vote for him.
- What did you say?
- Of course I'm alone.
FY Street 5
- Oh, come on. That was not good at all.
- Taxi. Right here.
- Fuck. Not again.
- I'll take the salad with low carb dressing.
- Get out of my house.
- What? You call yourself an entertainer?
- Hey. How are ya?
- My car!
- My goodness, that was bad.
- Oh, come on!
- This better not be dented.
- Come on. What are you afraid of?
- I'm about to be molested!
- Daddy was right about this town.
- She shoots, she scores.
- Oh my God, I'm gonna die!
- Again?
- Oh my God, this is terrible.
- You know what? We're done. I'm gonna go fuck your best friends.
- God, this law is so barbaric.
- Just don't hurt me. I'll get out.
- Look at that!
- That was pure luck and you know it.
- Leave it alone!
- You're acting crazy. Why would I jeopardize everything for some cheap sex?
- Somebody call the cops!
- I'm reporting you to the proper authorities.
- You guys did not just see that.
- Can you ring me up quickly? I can't be seen here.
- I've got a bomb in that car! Loser.
- Oh my God, my fucking car.
- Sure.
- Get away from me.
- Oh no, not again.
- I thought crime had been stopped here.
- My limited edition!
- Do you have a driver's license?
- Regular radio really stinks.
- Get away!
- Oh yeah, I'm in the zone.
- Thanks for the ride.
- Yeah.
- Uh. Too many late nights.
- My boyfriend's gonna kill me!
- You're trespassing. Get out.
- I suck at pool.
- Let's go already.
- Give me a break.
- Oh yeah.
- Just give me whatever has the least trans fat.
- It's about time I won something.
- This is my cab.
- You suck.
- I'm going to my manicure. We can dicuss this further when you're a little more rational.
- There's a new superheroine in town.
- Didn't the mayor lock you punks up?
- My boyfriend's gonna kill you.
- We'll have to decide this another time.
- Nah. Not for me.
- A gun! A gun!
- What a dork I am today.
- Number five and go easy on the trans fats.
- Preach it, preach it, you're right on.
- How can you even think that I would do that?
- Sit and spin.
- Where did I put my head today?
- Get away from me with that stuff.
- Help! I've been mugged and everything.
- How did this insane law get passed?
- It's me. I'm on a payphone. My cell died.
- I know. You're totally right.
- God. I suck shit.
- She does it again.
- For once, justice prevails.
- No. No, thanks.
- Man, ain't that the truth?
- Hey, stupid. My cab.
- Even steven this time.
- I'm being asaulted!
- Next time it'll be different.
- Lucky shot.
- Go sit on a park bench.
- Don't go all chicken on me.
- Can you cut the label off? Just kidding.
- Wow. I didn't know they fell so hard.
- Run him over!
- Hit them and do us all a favor.
- Someone arrest that loonie.
- Get out of the way!
- I got a salon appointment. Come on.
- Move it!
- Let's go, people.
- This town sucks.
- Hey, I'm late to work.
- Watch the fabric, buddy.
- Hey!
- You bumped my tits.
- Which way to the satellite radio studios?
- Sorry. I'm too busy to help you.
- What the hell?
- Oh my God.
- My heat classics.
- I'm not just eye candy, you loser.
- You're toe polish, loser.
- These well manicured nails can scratch too.
- I don't need mace to blind you.
- Break their nails!
- Bite their lips.
- Pinch 'em where it counts.
- This is crazy.
- I'm getting outta here.
- I thought this city had been cleaned up.
- Why do I live in this town?
- You are really paranoid.
- Oh my God. You're disgusting.
- Ever hear of cologne?
- That shirt, so two years ago.
- Police. I've been hijacked.
- You'll never touch my ass, fuckhead.
- Grow a penis.
- Don't worry. Michael doesn't suspect a thing.
- And I bought something special from Albert's Hidden Treasure for you to dig.
- You'll just have to wait and see.
- How exciting.
- You really get me going. Even on the phone.
- Hi darling.
- See you tonight, darling.
- Ooh, that's hot.
- Nice.
- Wow.
- Oh yes.
- Sure.
- Uh huh.
- Huh.
- Yeah.
- Police. I hear gunshots.
- Police. Guns are going off left and right.
- What a mess.
- That's just too much.
- Oh my God. I owe you my life.
- Rats.
- Fudge.
- What a mess.
- That's just too much.
- Hmm. Maybe I can accessorize something here.
- As long as I cut the price tag, I could find something.
- Cool it with that thing!
- Stop honking.
- I ruined my designer shoes.
- What the hell was that?
- Oh my God.
- Hey thanks.
- Thank you.
- You're a lunatic!
- Oh no. Don't take me back to your hideout.
- This is just like a TV show.
- Get me out of here.
- Don't talk so loud. We're on walkie talkie phone.
- Let's stick to business while on speaker phone.
- I'm looking forward to the "business meeting" later.
- Say again, please?
- Can I get some green trees, please?
FY Street 9
- You are not entertaining.
- German
- Ah! No! Let me go.
- Please. I'm eager to help.
- I will have the most American food please.
- Please stop invading privacy.
- But I'm a cute foreign girl. I bring man.
- This act is not amusing to me.
- Hello.
- I am sorry. I do not understand.
- Somebody please. The cops call.
- You are appalling ja?
- Crappy American driving.
- I must find citizen to marry or be deported.
- I will fuck you in the ass, you German
- He is the crazy man.
- Help! He has a gun!
- Ah! The car.
- I surrender. I surrender.
- I like that the law forces us to smoke outside.
- Please. Not to hurt.
- Hey. This is not one of your American rides.
- Let me go. I'm a foreigner.
- German
- Communist.
- German
- Yes.
- I'm a stranger here. Please, be kind to me.
- Ah! I'm shot.
- Please do not shoot me.
- Fuck you. I will happily walk.
- He's there.
- Please bring Patriot malt beer.
- American cigarettes are tasiest in the world.
- He's over there. Ja?
- Hey. That is my private property.
- Ja.
- Be more careful please.
- Go. Go from here.
- Asshole.
- I wish to lead like a local. Thank you.
- I only wish to experience your great city.
- Do you know the correct amount to bribe the doorman?
- He has a full gun.
- Vixir.
- American police will arrest you. Be sure of it.
- No.
- No!
- My apologies, officer.
- I'm told my accent is cute. I am German.
- Please bring me one of your Organg O-Tangs.
- ???
- It is very true what you say.
- In the dorm, they are available cheaper ja.
- Goodbye.
- Help! I have experienced a mugging!
- You have here many laws. It makes for strong society.
- That is possible.
- Auf widersehen.
- Nein.
- Ja ja.
- No. No! It is rental!
- I'm sure this is good place to find man. Yes?
- But I'm a student. I am clearly poor.
- The scenery can be seen over from the sidewalk.
- Please resume your progress.
- I warn you. I will honk my horn like a Liberty Citier.
- Schnell. Schnell from the road.
- Please be more organized.
- This is unacceptable chaos.
- So this is the teaming life of a great city.
- My progress is impeded. Please rectify.
- Please move vehicle schnell.
- Uh, excuse me.
- I'm sorry. I was not paying attention.
- Oh. Was I in your way?
- Please do not push me.
- Be more careful.
- Sorry. I'm not a native here yet.
- Hey.
- Watch it.
- Eek!
- Scheiße!
- Help!
- German
- Pardon me.
- You will not catch me. I'm a jogger.
- Please just stop.
- Help! Police!
- This is over. I am faster.
- German
- I am not participating in this.
- Nein. I merely explore.
- Police. I have a man for you to arrest immediately.
- Please. I do not understand what you are implying.
- It is rude to shout at stranger, no?
- You will never get up in this mein herr.
- My problem is that I do not wish to pursue a... um... a...
- I'm afraid that I will have to leave when my studies are over.
- I have already tried to interest several American men in marriage but they want only sex.
- I would go underground like my uncle but I do not know how.
- Oh Yuilian, I do not wish to leave this city.
- German
- Good to talk. Cheers.
- Uh huh.
- Ja.
- Nein.
- Yes.
- Yes, but...
- German
- Oh no.
- Okay.
- German
- He's being up there.
- He's among the rooftops ja?
- Police. There's cacopohny of shots.
- They're shooting like movie. Send help.
- Gangsters are here. Please stop them.
- This is terrible.
- Please, will you marry me?
- Scheiße.
- What has happened?
- This is terrible.
- My leg.
- I am hit.
- Uh. This day gets no better.
- Whoa!
- Ah!
- Thank you.
- German
- German
- Has my visa expired?
- The loans. I will repay them. I promise.
- I thought I had escaped those like you.
- Please. I will perform sexual favors for freedom.
- Please, let me know when you are slow for me to jump.
- I'm sorry. Please repeat.
- My reception is not good. I am not hearing.
- Should I shout louder to you?
- I am pushing the correct button. Yes?
FY Street 12
- Get off.
- Hey! Taxi!
- Hey!
- Leave me alone, you asshole!
- Who do you think you are, asshole?
- Can I get a small fourteen with fruit, please?
- Hey! What are you doing?
- But my friends are inside already. You gotta let me in.
- Get off the stage.
- Hi.
- Nobody talks to me like that.
- You suck.
- I don't believe this shit.
- I can't wait to get inside.
- Get the fuck off me!
- He's got a gun!
- Here ya go, honey.
- Gun! He's got a gun!
- What the-? I don't believe this.
- You can't just drive into people on the street.
- It's over, okay? Over.
- I'm getting out, okay? Get off me.
- Okay, okay. I'm going already.
- Watch where the fuck you're going.
- What the fuck?
- I just can't believe you anymore. I can't.
- Don't hit me!
- Watch where the fuck you're going.
- Sure. You can have this.
- You are fucking nuts.
- You're such an asshole.
- What the fuck you doing?
- Yes.
- What's up with you?
- Quick! That guy's got a gun!
- You bastard!
- I think he's over there somewhere.
- Slow down now.
- Get me a no go and a goji juice.
- He's there! There!
- Here. Take this.
- Get off my wheels!
- Thanks for the ride.
- Oh yes.
- Ah shit!
- No way, mister. Get the fuck out of here.
- I hope you rot in hell.
- Okay. Fast as you can, please.
- Can I just have a salad? Hold the dressing.
- Ahh. That's my cab.
- What's your God damn problem?
- It's gonna be an amazing night. I can tell.
- Here ya go, honey. Take care.
- Seriously? I don't wanna see you ever again.
- Look out!
- My fucking car!
- No.
- Run away, he's holding a gun!
- Haven't you got anything better to do than hassle me?
- How long are we gonna have to wait out here?
- I want a no go in lime, please.
- Hey. Get to the back.
- Hi. Can I have a number two, please?
- I know you're lying to me. I know it.
- No.
- Later.
- Oh my God, help me!
- Bye.
- No.
- Uh huh. I saw the cab first.
- Get your fucking hands off me!
- Wait your God damned turn.
- Don't worry, we'll get in fine.
- Hey. It's my birthday. My party's going on inside and I'm out here.
- Are you crazy? I think you just hit somebody.
- Get out of the road!
- Move your ass, sugar.
- What are you waiting for, huh?
- Hurry it up, huh?
- Come on!
- Hey! Hurry it up a little, huh?
- What the fuck's going on?
- Wake up!
- Hurry it up.
- Hey!
- Whoa!
- Watch it.
- Easy.
- Careful.
- Do you know where I can play ball near here?
- Oh I'm sorry. I don't know that one.
- Asshole!
- Crazy fool.
- You asswipe.
- I hope you die.
- Idiot.
- Pardon me, honey.
- Excuse me, sugar.
- Yeah! Come on!
- Yeah! In the face.
- You're going down.
- Yeah!
- Get him!
- Get out of my way!
- Help!
- Help! Let me through!
- Get the fuck away from me!
- Leave me alone.
- Get the fuck off me.
- I ain't following you.
- My car just got jacked, you gotta help me.
- You couldn't handle me, sugar.
- Nobody talks to me like that.
- Who do you think you are, asshole?
- Girl, you'da died if you saw the price tag. Oh Lord.
- I just got the most gorgeous shoes you've ever seen.
- You know my little blue dress? Uh huh. Exactly that color.
- Have you seen the new Derriere bag? Oh my God.
- You gotta see their new line, babe. I swear.
- Hey, Sharonda.
- See ya later, sugar.
- Uh huh.
- Yep.
- Yes.
- I know.
- Sure.
- Oh yeah.
- Okay.
- He went up there somewhere.
- Police. Help me. I can hear gunshots.
- Send help fast, they're shooting each other!
- Help. They're shooting people, I swear it.
- Shit.
- Where am I?
- Shit.
- What's going on?
- Shit.
- Ah! Help! My leg!
- Eew. Gross.
- What's going on?
- Shit.
- Thanks.
- Oh thanks.
- Thanks a lot.
- I'll do anything. Please let me out.
- Let me out. I won't tell anybody.
- Let me go. I'll stay quiet, I swear.
- Where are you taking me?
- Just don't hurt me, okay?
- Say that again, honey. I can't hear you properly.
- Did I hear you right?
- What did you say?
- Can you speak up a bit?
FY Street 30
- Waiter, can you please send this back? It needs more talent.
- Hello.
- Are you tripping?
- Oh yeah. Pick on the dyke. So easy.
- I'll try that.
- Hey. You gotta get out.
- Is the entertainment coming on after you?
- Hi.
- I wonder why you're singling me out? Hmm.
- Are you high on crack?
- Hey. You ever heard of rehearsal?
- My car!
- Calm down, man.
- Out of my face.
- That gun is huge!
- That felt expensive.
- What the hell is going on?
- What the fuck?
- Damn it!
- What's your damn problem?
- Holy smokes.
- Yes.
- Shit!
- Go away, you psycho.
- Are you nuts or something?
- I saw him over there!
- He's over there!
- Holy shit!
- Yes.
- Now that sucked.
- Will you get out of here, please?
- What's your damage?
- One of those, please.
- Get away from me.
- Come back here, you freak!
- I'm gonna kick your ass!
- No.
- I hate guns.
- What is the beef you people have with us?
- Number five, please.
- Will you just fuck off?
- No, thanks. I don't do drugs.
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
- No.
- Get off me!
- Just go fuck yourself, okay?
- Time to visit the optician, asshole.
- What? You trying to kill everyone?
- You road pig.
- Hey! Coffee break is over.
- Don't miss your tea time.
- I know. Decisions, decisions.
- Come on, there's a Candybox waiting for you on the other side.
- Any time today.
- Don't any of you have jobs you need to get to?
- Nothing like a brisk drive in Liberty City.
- I would love to do some driving soon, okay people?
- Hey! Let's go already!
- Excuse me.
- Sorry.
- Pardon me.
- Oops.
- My fault.
- Oh, sorry. I've never heard of that place.
- Whoa!
- Yikes!
- Hey!
- Cool it!
- Look out!
- Excuse me.
- Sorry.
- You had to push it, didn't you?
- You want a fight, you got one.
- You aren't going to be happy unless I knock you cold, huh?
- Don't blame me when you wake up in the hospital.
- You asked for this.
- I'm so gonna teach you a lesson.
- Let's go!
- Don't pull your punches.
- They need a lesson!
- More! More!
- Don't stop!
- I see you there so you can just leave now.
- I know you're there so piss off, okay?
- You are the worst stalker ever. You should go home in shame.
- No, I haven't been following anybody today.
- Ever heard of deodorant?
- How about you finding a job?
- They forget to pick up the garbage today, I guess.
- Get your smell armpits outta here.
- Police. I can't believe but I've been jacked.
- You are one sick dude.
- So, you think stealing from girls is easy?
- You picked the wrong girl!
- Give me my damn ride back!
- I could eat you for dinner and not the way you think.
- You're not half the man I am.
- My little pinky is more man than you.
- I knew by the fragrence it was going to be good.
- The best weed comes from British Columbia.
- I buy my stash from this guy in Bohan.
- I'm a little old to still be using bongs.
- The best thing about home delivery is that is that it's harder to get caught.
- Yello?
- See you tonight, sicko.
- Uh huh.
- Sure.
- Yeah, got that right.
- Mhm.
- Wow!
- Whoa!
- Cool!
- Nice!
- I saw him go up there!
- He's up there!
- You... you saved my life.
- Shit.
- Aw, damnation.
- Fuck!
- Ah! Somebody shot my leg!
- Ah, my leg's been shot!
- Don't honk! It's illegal!
- Shut that thing up!
- Yeah, we all know you think honking's gonna make us move.
- Oh, man....
- Whoa!
- What's going on now?
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Cheers.
- Get me outta here!
- This is so messed up.
- You are one sick dude.
- What is your problem?
- Get out now and I won't call the police.
FY Street 34
- Loser!
- Taxi!
- What's shaking?
- Don't touch me!
- Okay, okay.
- Mmm, I need me one of those.
- Hey, who are you? Get out!
- You have got to be kidding me.
- This sucks.
- How are ya?
- Don't yell at me.
- Get off, asshole!
- Get off the stage, poo face.
- Oh my head, man.
- Look at all these dweebs.
- Oh, you bastard!
- Maniac!
- No way.
- Not again. This sucks.
- Do you even care you hit someone?
- Talk to the hand. I'm done.
- You notice that grandmas always smoke menthol? Weird.
- No fucking way.
- Stop it!
- Don't point that at me, prick.
- You expect me to believe this shit?
- Don't mess with me. Get off.
- Holy crap. What was that?
- F this and F you. I'm outta here.
- What do you mean my credit card's invalid?
- Somebody stop that prick!
- Ah, hell!
- Yeah. Awesome.
- What did you say? I didn't catch that.
- Just feed that chocolate martini right into my arm like an IV.
- You asshole.
- Uh!
- No one fucking saw that?
- He's there.
- I should not be in here.
- Go easy on the tonic. Okay?
- This cigarette is my breakfast and lunch.
- Over there. Look.
- Fuck.
- What are you doing?
- Okay. Thank you.
- Fuck yeah.
- You see what you did?
- Get the fuck out or I start screaming.
- How dare you!
- Well, times a wasting, sailor.
- Let me get that one, sailor.
- Uh uh. This one's mine.
- Jezz. Get that PMS under control.
- I totally have to pee.
- Enough. I'm outta here.
- Hey!
- Hey! That's my car!
- No way.
- Get away from me.
- Yeah yeah.
- This better be cool.
- I need a buttery nipple. On the rocks.
- Hey. Get back in line.
- Let me get a number two.
- That's the truth.
- Dude, you're digging yourself deep.
- Sit and spin, fucktard.
- Does your mother know where you are?
- Yeah. Bye.
- Help! I've been robbed!
- Can't wait 'til this day ends.
- See ya.
- Hell no.
- You can say that again.
- Excuse me. You see me here, right?
- Get the fuck off me, pig!
- You think he'll be in there?
- Kiss my ass, cupcake.
- Hell no.
- What happened to the sale? It says "on sale".
- You just hit them.
- Hey. You want me to light a fire under that ass?
- Great. Take a nap in the middle of the street why don't ya?
- Wake up!
- Hello?
- I don't have time for this.
- Let's go!
- What are you waiting for?
- Move it.
- I don't have all day. Come on.
- Patience is not my fucking virtue.
- Hitting a girl. That's great.
- You know. That wasn't necessary.
- Watch it.
- What are you doing?
- Hey.
- Look where you're going.
- Got me.
- Whoa!
- Shit!
- Hey!
- Watch out!
- Dick.
- Coming through.
- Excuse me.
- I'm more punk than you.
- Douchebag.
- You disgust me.
- Come on!
- Fuck him up.
- Wow. They're going at it.
- Damn.
- Kill him!
- Ooh. A little ultraviolence.
- Dickface.
- I'll be back, douche.
- Yeah yeah. Whatever, asshole.
- Screw you.
- Motherfucker.
- Me? Follow you? Don't make me laugh.
- You kidding me?
- 911. Some asshole threw me out of my car.
- Wow. That pickup line was simply puke-tastic.
- Oh that's so sweet. Fuck you very much.
- You can't handle me.
- Oh my God. You can see her whole skeleton. It's disgusting.
- I don't have time for her. I'm in boyfriend hell right now.
- Don't even talk to me about that wank whore.
- They belong together.
- Well, you tell her I'll be waiting.
- Hey there.
- Later.
- Uh huh.
- Sure. Yeah.
- But?
- No way.
- What?
- Uh.
- Come on.
- Huh?
- Up there!
- Right up there. See?
- Holy shit.
- This can't be happening.
- Where am I?
- Fuck.
- Holy shit.
- Oh, this is gonna be gross.
- Hey. This is alright.
- Oh, look at this thing. Gag me with a spoon.
- Ah! My leg!
- Oh God it hurts!
- Ah, gross.
- This can't be happening!
- Someone pinch me 'cause I wanna wake up!
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Hey. You're the best.
- What do you want from me?
- Let me out, man.
- No, no, no. Fuck this.
- Stop the car or I'll kick your face in.
- Stop right now.
- Speak up.
- What's that?
- This thing is really annoying.
- Wait. You're not coming in.
- Once more. Just louder.
FY Tourist 1
- Taxi.
- Help!
- Golly. You police in this town are unbelievable.
- Hey. Can I have one of those but large, please?
- Who are you? Get out!
- Why, hello.
- You know, police don't get away with kind of thing in Ohio.
- Help! Get off! Get off!
- What the F was that? Excuse my French.
- Get off!
- Put that gun down.
- It's just like in the movies.
- Somebody keep me from dying.
- I think we've been hit.
- You're insane.
- That's amazing. Wait until I tell the girls at church.
- Isn't that amazing?
- Okay. Fine. Take it.
- Oh my. Oh my, you hit someone.
- Go away, please. Go away.
- Isn't that just too much for words?
- Don't touch me inappropriately.
- This city is insane and you are the maddest person in it.
- Can I have this, please?
- I come to Liberty City for one day and get robbed.
- Oh my Gosh.
- Oh my. No, no, that's not very kind.
- Wow. Will you take a look at that?
- You're revolting.
- I'm innocent. Don't shoot.
- I pray for your soul!
- We don't get those in Ohio.
- You're a lunatic.
- Well, okay.
- Get off! Leave us alone!
- We got here. Thank you.
- Oh my. Yes, please.
- Oh, I wanna go back to Ohio.
- Oh my Gosh! Get the F out of here!
- Can you hurry up, please, mister?
- I'll have two number thirteen. Both extra large.
- Excuse me. This is my cab.
- Golly Gosh. What has gotten into you?
- Here ya go.
- He's trying to kill me.
- I cannot believe that just happened.
- He's trying to murder me.
- You are a mean person.
- Listen, I gotta go. This town scares me to death.
- I'd like a number forty-seven, very large, extra mayo and a diet Sprunk.
- Um, I'm high on life thank you very much.
- I've been robbed. And I'm from Ohio.
- I hope you burn in Hell.
- Hey, honey. It's me.
- No. Thank you kindly.
- No, no, no, no, no. This is my cab.
- Oh my Gosh. Oh my Gosh.
- Can I pay now?
- I think you killed that person.
- Hey. Cross the street.
- Please, get out of the street.
- Can you move, please?
- You're holding up traffic. Please.
- Can you move, please?
- Come on. Can you move?
- Would somebody make them move?
- This is really not fun.
- Please move. Please.
- Don't you have any manners? You hit me.
- That man bumped into me. You know, you pushed me, you pig.
- That man just pushed me and felt my bottom.
- Excuse me. Have you heard of Pastor Mike's place? Which way is it?
- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm from Ohio.
- Someone call the police!
- He tried to kill me!
- He attacked me.
- Help, please.
- I'm being molested.
- He tried to interfere with me.
- I need help.
- Oh my Golly!
- They were trying to kill me.
- Of course I'm not following you.
- Hello, 911. I've just been carjacked. I need help, now.
- I hope you burn in Hell. In Hell.
- You're disgusting. And that's harassment.
- You're kidding me?
- But I thought he went to rehab because he didn't like men?
- I cannot wait to tell the girls at church that.
- Well I heard he was caught cruising.
- Not him. I thought he was happily married?
- Hello.
- Mmm hmm mmm.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on.
- Nah, I'm listening.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, sure.
- No. No way.
- Really?
- Hey, I'm sorry. Would you take a photo?
- Excuse me. Forgive me. But would you mind taking a photo?
- Could you possibly take a picture for me?
- Hello, police. I can hear guns.
- Police. I can hear guns being fired.
- Oh, you saved my life. You're incredible.
- What the F? Pardon my French.
- Oh, damn. I nearly swore.
- Oh no.
- Please! No!
- Look at that.
- I wonder if that's really my style.
- Yuck. I stepped in something horrible.
- What the F?
- Oh, Golly Gosh.
- Why thank you.
- Uh. That's so kind. Thank you.
- Let me outta here.
- I pray for you. I pray for you.
- Please let me go. Please.
- Help me!
- Oh my Gosh!
FY Vilbo 1
- I am not drunk enough for this shit.
- Taxi!
- What are you doing?
- Pigs! Oh, did I just say that?
- Can I get that to-go?
- Get out or I'll call my boyfriend.
- Gag. Vomit. Wretch.
- Hey there.
- I thought this was Brit Pop night.
- Ow! My nose.
- They want a saint but with a cowboy mouth.
- Get off me!
- Shoot them, not me.
- Maniac on the loose.
- Derrick's gonna like this.
- Derrick is so gonna kill me.
- Hello? You just, like, killed that person.
- Ah. Tell it to that bartender, you cheat.
- Menthol's like shards of crystal going down your throat.
- Am I on hidden camera?
- You got the wrong girl.
- Your love is like a hollow hole of hollowness.
- I have a boyfriend. A big boyfriend.
- You are not taking me to your torture chamber.
- They took my boyfriend's car.
- You stupid idiot.
- Green tea. Try it.
- Help!
- Fucking dingleberry.
- This is a joke, right?
- You have that beer that poor people drink?
- I'm quitting tomorrow.
- Here ya go, smelly man.
- Ah! Terrorists!
- Smell ya later, cab guy.
- Yes, please.
- Did I do that?
- Get the hell out of here, wacko.
- Throw out my purse.
- I'm totally late for my boyfriend's show.
- Can you take out the mustard and put in pickle juice?
- Losers weepers.
- Okay. Someone's depressed.
- He's a total nerd and I love him.
- Don't spend it all in one place.
- Enough. I can't even look at you.
- Oh. He's got a gun. A real one.
- Just don't hurt me, okay?
- No!
- I'm to cute to arrest.
- I'm in a experimental play. I'm a penguin with AIDS.
- Do I have to tip you?
- Can I get a diet Sprunk?
- New topic, please.
- I totally saw you with that bartender!
- Like I'd ever buy from you.
- Ma, they took my stuff.
- I don't smoke. Well, that's what I tell Derrick.
- Hey, bitch. How you doing?
- Don't get me started about that.
- Uhh... thanks, but no.
- That's what you always say.
- Don't mess with me.
- Help!
- Aw. Shopping therapy.
- Stop staring at me and drive.
- Dude, watch where you're going.
- Hello? Are you sleepwalking?
- Look at this spaz.
- Oh my God. There's a total psycho in the road.
- Can we move this century?
- Oh, boring.
- Totally missing Angel in the Night.
- Such a waste of my time.
- Excuse me.
- Uh, hello?
- Uh, apology accepted, Professor Dickwad.
- Uh, I just moved here.
- You're like mumbling. I can't hear you.
- Ah!
- Watch out!
- No!
- Woo-hoo!
- Alright!
- Yeah! Go!
- Scumbag.
- Eat me.
- I'm getting my boyfriend.
- Yeah, you wish I was your stalker. God.
- Wow, you look like a total cave troll.
- Eww. Smelly man smells.
- Are you really poor or just slumming it?
- Police, they took my boyfriend's car.
- Hey, sailor.
- Wow, you totally look like the lead singer of Razor Nuts.
- You're ugly. That's hot.
- Yeah. Real original.
- Yes, I know I'm hot.
- Damn Daylight Savings. Gets me every time.
- Yes, he likes me. Everybody likes me.
- No, he's not in love with my cousin.
- Yeah, he lives around the corner. Like two blocks.
- Well, he's kinda cute. He looks like Liam. No, Noel.
- In another life. When we're cats.
- Bitch, it's been too long.
- See ya.
- Mhm.
- What?
- Uh huh.
- Mmm.
- Uh...
- Police. I see terrorists. EVerywhere.
- Help. Police. People are shooting guns.
- Holy moly!
- Did I like, die? Oh, that's hot.
- Ah. Fuck.
- Finally some action in this town!
- Now that was crazy.
- Oh, that looks nice.
- I'll have Derrick buy me that. Twice.
- Eew!
- Holy moly!
- Whoa. Summer camp flashback.
- Umm. Thanks, I guess.
- You're not gonna like, do me, are you?
- Don't kill me, Mr. Terrorist.
- What did you do to my friend?
- You are being way too intense.
FY Waitress
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- And the check. Yes, please?
- My God! It is a crazy person! Run!
- Help! A gun! He points a gun at me!
- Alright, just don't hurt me.
- Here is. I hoping you are enjoying.
- ??? Attention. He has gun.
- Your check. It was, how you are saying, satisfactory, yes?
- You are a madman! Please leave me alone!
- Please get away from me! Help!
- Ahh! Swine!
- Ah! You fight like a children.
- Okay, now we party.
- What have you calling me? Huh?
- I will fight you hard, yes?
- My God. They fight like a animal.
- Stop! Stop! Ah!
- I must run from this crazy people.
- Stop this madness! You win. I go now.
- You are wanting the sex with me? No thank you. Goodbye.
- I not have sex with, how you say, "strangers"? Yeah? Nein?
- Ah, schizer.
- German
- German What is happening?
- Thank you.
- Danke.
MM Alcoholic
- What? You saving up for plastic surgery?
- Look who it is.
- Licky my hairy ass.
- What are those watcha ma call its?
- Get outta here, the lot of you.
- How are you?
- At least I got a degree, bitch.
- You never been down on your luck?
- That bitch put out a hit on me.
- Interested in buying my ex-wife's jewelry? Might as well make some money outta the bitch. Ha ha ha ha.
- Give me a fucking break.
- The bastard's got a gun!
- It's so fucking hard bumming cigarretes these days.
- I seem to have misplaced my wallet. Can you help me out?
- Arrest me. See if I give a shit.
- I'll swap you a smile for a dollar.
- Run for your lives!
- Why don't you try walking in my shoe?
- What are you picking on me for?
- Looky looky. There he is.
- Always chasing that first high.
- That's the bastard. I see him.
- Hey. How much you give me for all my clothes?
- Why the fuck not?
- Got any spare change?
- The party's over, buddy. Fuck off.
- You think your shit don't stink?
- Give me that thing. I'll pay you tomorrow.
- Somebody's got it in for me.
- Hey, you. You wanna buy some cheese?
- Go on. Do it. You haven't got the balls.
- I don't have to take your shit.
- I have no idea what you're saying.
- Why don't you suck my dick?
- What do you think I am, some kind of bum?
- Later alligator.
- A few coins for the starving children in Africa.
- Chain smoking always give my day some structure.
- You're not making any sense.
- Until the next time.
- Get outta here.
- Speak English, will ya?
- Spare a dollar? I'm trying to get back to the office.
- You look like someone who's into sick porn. DVD's going real cheap.
- Go fuck yourself.
- Wanna buy a bag of peanuts for a dollar? I've been keeping them warm.
- Can you lend me a couple of dollars?
- Look at you in the fancy shoes.
- Is this about the restraining order?
- I wanna speak to my lawyer.
- Can today get any worse?
- She'll leave ya. They all do.
- That slut ruined my life.
- How could she do it with my best friend?
- I'm gonna die alone.
- Listen to fuckin Aristotle over heere.
- Do you ever shut up?
- Don't start thinking we're friends.
- So I soil myself from time to time. No big deal.
- A bottle of mouth wash and I'm ready to start the day.
- I vote we get naked this afternoon.
- We're all trying to get somewhere, my friend. We're all trying to get somewhere.
- Fuck you!
- Whoa!
- Idiot!
- Ah, that's what I'm talking about.
- That hits the spot.
- Just a few sips to take the edge off.
- Why did she leave me?
- Ah. The golden ticket.
- Feel the burn.
- Surrounded by parasites.
- Who are these people?
- I'm gonna knock both of you out!
- Hold still, will ya?
- You're playing with the big boys now.
- I'm in the fucking zone.
- You're a slippery one, aren't you?
- Look what you did to my tie.
- Who started this anyways?
- Think you're some kind of hotshot, don't ya?
- Let me have a go.
- I hope I remember this.
- Who needs a fucking TV?
- Let's have it. I'll take you all on.
- Uh. Somebody forget the deodorant.
- Fuck this. I gotta get back to the office.
- Shit. I really need to get some new shoes.
- Don't think you've seen the last of me, asshole.
- Get outta my face, you ugly bastard.
- Hey, Mr. Monobrow. Go hassle somebody else.
- You think I don't know your game? Fuck off outta here.
- You kidding? I'm just focused on stay up right.
- There's the motherfucker.
- Up there. You see him?
- Where is this? What did you do with my shoe?
- Shit a brick.
- The end is near for me, I know it!
- One disaster after another!
- Ahhh!
- Fuck. What was that?
- Hey. What's with all the noise?
- I'm gonna ram that hucking forn up your ass.
- Well that's just fucking typical.
- What the fuck is going on?
- Fuck! Where am I?
- You're a nice lady.
- Thank you very much.
- I'm gonna vomit.
- I feel dizzy.
- I'm all outta cash, buddy.
- Don't think you're gonna get a tip.
- Where are we going?
- Watch it, you fucking moron.
- Open your fucking eyes.
MM Armoured
- If I wanted to hear an asshole, I would've farted.
- Son of a bitch.
- What's good, doggie?
- Who the fuck is you?
- You're talking just to hear yourself talk.
- Give me a couple of those things.
- Get your sugar ass outta here.
- This is the worst shit I've ever seen.
- What up?
- Don't let your mouth write a check it can't cash.
- Suck my big black nuts.
- If I wanted to get depressed, I'd stay home with my wife.
- You don't have to do this, homeboy.
- This crazy motherfucker gonna light me up.
- Fuck. This fool's about to lace my ass.
- That'll get your wick split.
- I'll kick a bone outta your ass.
- That'll get your wick split.
- I'm about to punsh your ass.
- Oh my God.
- Right over there.
- Over there.
- I wouldn't do that, homeboy.
- Yeah.
- Get the fuck out my spot.
- It's about to get ugly right here.
- That looks good. One of those.
- Watch out. He's about to hit my ass up.
- Fuck you and your hushback momma.
- Help. He's got the thing on him.
- I got nothing but love for the LCPD.
- There he is.
- Are you going to explain this to my wife?
- Number seven, please.
- Suck my big black nuts.
- That shit ruined my life.
- Stay up, dog.
- See ya.
- Nah.
- I wouldn't do that, homeboy.
- Fuck you and your hushback momma.
- Did you get your license out of a cereal box?
- Where you learn to drive?
- Hey, dumbass. Stop driving drunk.
- Get your big ass head out the road.
- I thought only junkies slept standing up.
- Don't make me steel on you, motherfucker.
- I'm five seconds off your ass.
- Move!
- You're slower than a car wash on a rainy day.
- Why you pick now to get stupid on me?
- Let's get this moving.
- What kind of shit are you on?
- You gonna make me try that chin.
- Don't think I won't slap that jaw.
- Dog, chill.
- Oh. You wanna step to me?
- Yo, you got beef with me or something?
- Do I look like I give a shit?
- Fuck.
- Watch it, dog.
- Damn, homeboy.
- Stop playing.
- Aw, shit.
- Excuse me.
- Sliding by.
- You don't wanna fuck with me.
- Knuckle up, punk. We about to do this.
- You don't have it in you, punk.
- You know I got serious hand skills.
- Who's the motherfucking man?
- What you gonna do? Jack shit.
- You on me like stink on shit.
- Get your funky ass away from me.
- Stop sweating me, fucking psycho.
- You bugging. That ain't my style.
- Yoke me? Expect to get you, motherfucker.
- It's my time now. Feel me?
- Looks like you're shit outta luck.
- Up there.
- Right up there.
- There he is. Right up there.
- I don't give up the ghost that easy.
- Fuck.
- Can you believe that shit?
- Where's the crooked as cops when you need them?
- Ah! I been hit!
- You hit my fucking artery.
- Honk again. I'll break my foot off in your ass.
- Honk again. See what happens to you.
- One more honk and I'm gonna slap fire in your ass.
- Aw. Nasty ass shit.
- I about near shitted myself.
- What the fuck was that?
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Pull over. You don't need me, dog.
- I'll give you this ounce if you let me bounce.
- I'm mad cool with Russians. My boss is Russian.
- Let me out, dog. Please.
- You don't have to do this, homeboy.
- Hold the fuck up. I just rolled up.
- Can't you get me one of those big guns, man?
- I work my shift. Not one minute more.
MM BusDriver
- ???
- Easy now.
- ???
- Babylon always want break up the rasta, man.
- Best you just get I an I a little number three.
- Nah, man. You can't be coming in here like that.
- ???
- Where ya goin'?
- No trace of Babylon can break I.
- Nah, man. Sit back on your ???
- Stop with your badness, seen?
- Help I an I.
- I an I suffering diabetes, seen?
- Ease up.
- What are ya doing?
- Set me up. Set me up.
- Ya dumb lager head bug.
- Nah, make me vex, man.
- Yes, I.
- Ya know there's a trace of I an I.
- ???
- I an I sees that hot step ???
- ???
- Rhaatid.
- Left me now.
- Yeah, man.
- Get out me gate, you damn batty man.
- I an I in big trouble.
- Make I an I a number thirteen.
- True. Ras clots a vex me.
- Easy now, bad boy.
- Nah, man.
- Him a crazy boy.
- Go on. Go mass beast.
- ???
- True.
- Get I an I a number eight, seen?
- I an I know want no dibby dibby shit.
- Lickle more.
- Him box me. Help I an I.
- Later.
- Nah.
- Dog!
- Go on. Get yourself out de road.
- Go on, man.
- Go on. No just stand there, man.
- Ah. What you stopping at, eh?
- Go on bout your business.
- It's all coked up. Yeah.
- Let's go.
- Go on. Move yourself.
- Go on. You're shaking up me schedule.
- Sucka.
- Easy now.
- ???
- Flex, boy.
- Step back, boy.
- Cha. Watch out.
- Nah, man. I an I don't know that one.
- Ras clot!
- Bumba clot!
- Batty clot.
- Dat fuckery, man.
- Ras.
- Move now.
- Sorry.
- Watch out.
- ???
- Me no want no trouble.
- Me gotta shake out.
- Him can't deading I an I.
- Nah box me, man.
- Cha. Nah, man. I an I nah follow.
- Him teeth ma car.
- Him up there so.
- Me seen them gwan up there so.
- Him reaching up ja.
- ???
- Rhaatid.
- Ja is the most I.
- Ras!
- ???
- Everyting crash.
- Ah! Bloodclot!
- Ow! Him shot me inna me leg.
- I an I gots to get them eyes seen too.
- ???
- Rhaatid.
- Thanks.
- ???
- Thanks, man.
- Why ya not let I an I out, seen?
- Let I an I out ???
- Why ya not let I an I out, so?
- You want I an I feel me coochie?
- Wha! You gwan kill I an I!
- Yes, masta. Me heading back a terminal.
- Boss. I an I already outta me route.
- I an I got another three hours a go.
- Yes, sir. Me come a see you when me gets to terminal.
MM Business 2
- Boring.
- Hey Taxi!
- No. Let me get my briefcase.
- I won't be a problem, officer.
- That looks good. I'll take it.
- This is private property. Fuck off.
- You suck.
- Hi.
- Be gentle with me.
- Get off the stage.
- Hey! You're paying for that!
- Please. I'm on my last chance.
- Ahh!
- No! No!
- Credit cards are like free money.
- Watch it.
- Please, stop.
- These are coffin nails. Just coffin nails.
- I'm getting out. I'm getting out. Just relax.
- Did that just happen?
- Police. Somebody. Stop him.
- No, don't. This is my bosses car.
- It isn't worth it.
- You motherfucker! I'll grind you to dust!
- No. I just had this painted.
- I use to be a respected man.
- I'm not quite ready to pay for it yet.
- Please don't kill me.
- Be careful, that's a company vehicle!
- Please, don't kill anyone.
- I always wonder what cab drivers are saying on the phone.
- You're just not making sense.
- You'll do the same for me one day.
- Stop! They'll make me pay for that!
- Yeah.
- Are you blind?
- Get out. This is my "me" time.
- I'm in a rush. My job's at stake.
- Whatever's the most expensive.
- I really need this cab.
- That's right. Kick me while I'm down.
- This is it. Sorry.
- Help! He's got a gun!
- Throw me my briefcase! I need it!
- Get away from me.
- Haven't you got criminals to catch?
- Get me a number two.
- Can we just start again?
- Ah, it really sucks.
- Well I suppose we're here.
- Go fuck yourself, asshole.
- Do I look like I buy drugs on the street?
- Help! I've been mugged!
- I used to have an office I can smoke in.
- You're really not my type.
- I'm calling for Dean. He'll know what's it about.
- Very, very true.
- No thanks.
- I know what you mean.
- You're blowing this all out of proportion.
- This cab is my cab. Get your own.
- No. I have been living in there.
- It's not like I meant for this to happen.
- This had better pay for itself somehow.
- My God, they're hurt.
- Hey, asshole. Clear the road.
- Are you trying to get killed?
- Move it. I'm having a bad day.
- Move. I have to meet a client.
- Get out of they way. I'll be late.
- Please get going. I can't fail again.
- This isn't happening.
- Asshole.
- Hey, get some glasses.
- Around. Not through.
- It's all about the Fed.
- In this economy? You bet.
- You just gotta sell, sell, sell.
- I hear the rocky days ahead.
- Things could be more financially sound.
- I hear rumors. Not good.
- I'm looking for a big red office building.
- Do I look like a map?
- Holy fuck!
- No!
- Ah!
- Man, that's good.
- Ah, that's what I needed.
- Well, quite a kick.
- I will not be pushed anymore!
- Take your medicine. Take it!
- That's it. I'm over the edge!
- Ahhhh!
- Anybody taking bets?
- Fight! Fight! Fight!
- The knees. Use the knees.
- I can't get my suit dirty.
- I'm expected somewhere.
- We'll have to do this later.
- Get away from me, you freak.
- I'm a busy man. I don't follow people.
- Dean, I'm gonna be late for our meeting.
- I could sure waste money on you.
- Nice ass.
- Ouch. Please tell me you're free later.
- I... I really think we can leverage this situation.
- They're just not operating under the correct paradigm.
- If we can synergize our apartment we can do something exciting here.
- Dean, Dean, don't kid a kidder.
- Well, if that's the way you feel...
- Dean, hi. Glad you called.
- Listen. Great talking. Gotta go.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah, well...
- Yeah, but...
- Yeah.
- Yeah, well...
- Uh huh.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Police. There's gunfire. Come quickly.
- Police. People are shooting. Help me.
- Oh no. I don't have insurance.
- Bullshit.
- Fuck.
- Somebody call 911!
- I shoulda stayed on the farm.
- I couldn't probably expense that.
- Well, I do need to project an image.
- Crap. These are new shoes.
- Holy fuck.
- I can't believe it.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Listen, I'll pay you to drop me off.
- You fucker. You're making me late.
- Take the car. Take the car, not me.
- Please. It's just up here on the left.
- Oh my God. You're a maniac!
MM Chinatown
- Drink for sexy chicken.
- Need taxi.
- Don't thief holy car.
- I make honest living. Honest.
- Leave. Go out.
- Hello.
- Police! He is robbing.
- You demon of speed.
- Wait. Why you stopping?
- Cousin gave me car.
- Cannot ??? gunfire.
- My cousin make best counterfiet.
- ??? bad for business.
- ??? Insurance skyrocketed.
- Wait. You blind?
- ??? less smoking from ??? high school.
- You bad driving.
- Someone call police!
- You no respecting your elders.
- Escape!
- Chinese
- Who pays for damage now?
- No. Chinese
- Chinese
- Unlucky me.
- Ha ha. They don't see that?
- Day job is tough day. Give me a beer.
- Love good counterfiet smoking.
- I buy you big sorry flower.
- From my cousin factory.
- My car property!
- Close to win.
- Thank you, ???
- Yeah.
- Unlucky time to drive.
- Chinese Invade my home?
- Time for movie.
- This is mad wind.
- Go get old taxi.
- ???
- Chinese
- Best Shenghai counterfiet.
- No thanks.
- Chinese waving gun.
- Businessman won't make trouble.
- Please no mag ???
- Oh really?
- Back away now.
- Defeat in my future.
- No ??? for me.
- ??? Counterfiet The best smoking.
- You don't have ???
- Wait. I am businessman calling.
- Of course, friend.
- Businessman lose.
- Soon comes victory.
- Ha ha ha. You're the losing.
- No.
- You are right, friend.
- I buy you sorry present.
- This my taxi.
- I need car for business.
- Sorry my laugh. Please, no angry.
- I are losing.
- Fuck off you ???
- Hey. Why you no play?
- You want police?
- Chinese Time is money.
- You act like road block?
- Have you lost sight?
- I should press gas pedal.
- Is like Hong Kong traffic.
- I wish I have helicopter now.
- Bad traffic harmony.
- Chinese Drive like the wife.
- Excuse bad manner. Aplogies dear customer.
- Chinese
- Ah. So sorry.
- Direction not my business.
- Police!
- Holy chicken.
- My fist make legend.
- Boxing businessman.
- Watch the master killing.
- Fifty-two years of kung fu.
- I ain't no punk bunch.
- Wha. Kung fu.
- Look at the fist fury.
- No more follow please.
- Little monkey stop follow.
- I walking unique for me.
- You are useless to world.
- Bad luck from you begging.
- Chinese
- Ooh. Chinese
- Chinese
- Do you like sex machine?
- Time fly like arrow.
- Waste time, waste money.
- Shit. I'm late.
- My cousin always make lucky money.
- Let me be man in middle of deal.
- Unlucky gambling last night.
- Cousin fat while we hungry.
- Business come first.
- Chinese
- Must make money now. Bye bye.
- Okay. Okay.
- Chinese
- Really? Yes, yes.
- Of course. Yes.
- Ha ha. Okay.
- Heavenly medicine. You saved my life.
- Shit.
- Bad luck for you.
- Let me close look.
- That horn is Chinese
- Let horn disturb harmony.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Chinese
- Let me go! For money! Please!
- Cousin won't pay ransoms.
- Keep the cousin. Not me.
- Captured by Chinese?
MM Doc Scrubs 1
- How ya doing?
- Why do I feel stereotyped?
- Hey, you can't be in here.
- Hi there.
- Somebody get help. He's crazy.
- The shit has hit the fan!
- I can't hack it. I can't.
- Sure, why not?
- You really don't like me, do you?
- Don't point that thing at me.
- There he is.
- Right over there.
- Not here. Why here?
- Yes.
- You better leave.
- Wow. That's not nice at all.
- He's got a gun, run!
- No.
- He's gonna do it! I saw his eyes!
- Hey, we're on the same team, officer.
- That's him, right?
- Yeah, right.
- Bye.
- No, don't. My stuff. I need my stuff.
- Goodbye.
- No.
- Bloodshed! Bloodshed!
- Whoa. Slow down there.
- Hey. Take it easy.
- Whoops. Sorry.
- Watch it.
- What's your hurry, man?
- You wanna control yourself better.
- I just can't answer that. I'm sorry.
- Whoa!
- Hey!
- Jesus!
- Oh my God!
- You know what? This helps.
- I'm gonna need more of these.
- Ah. I could live with dependancy.
- Oh, man, that's good.
- Excuse me.
- Can I get by?
- I need to protect my hands.
- I can't stand abrasions.
- What did I ever do to you?
- No. I hate blood.
- I have a feeling I'll be seeing you later.
- Lay off me.
- What? What do you mean? Of course not. No.
- There just isn't a cure for flu. Why won't people just stay home?
- I wish people would die on other people's shifts.
- How will I tell them? How will I tell them?
- He's up there!
- Right up there!
- Wow. Nice technique.
- Dammit.
- Oh my God. An emergency.
- I'm a doctor. Oh, dear.
- No! My femoral artery!
- Ah! Give me a tourniquet!
- Yuck. Gross.
- What the fuck?
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- No, please. I need to start my shift.
- Why are you taking me? Let me go.
- I have penicillin in my bag. Take all you need.
- Oh my God.
MM Crackhead
- Get off, ya flying pancake.
- Hey now.
- Please leave me with my underwear.
- I need that for something savory.
- Get out of here.
- Wowee.
- The court shall date notify you.
- You're gonna be naked ya know.
- You won't ever see that on the news. Ever.
- I got nothing. I got nothing.
- Need erasers? I got all kind.
- You're looking at your own future, my friend.
- You got the wrong man!
- He could lose the flippin' wheel.
- I found this bottle on the curve.
- Too much!
- Please help me have some fun.
- Ready when you are, chef.
- Ah! My johnson.
- That's one mad flapjack.
- Change?
- The courts will skin you alive.
- You've obviously never been an addict.
- That's my line.
- There he is!
- You six taste better uptown than downtown.
- There!
- Paperclips. I'm your guy for top paperclips.
- That's one hot motherfucker.
- Yes, very kindly.
- That's one for the books.
- Who's got money?
- You gotta get away.
- That was some blast.
- Oh, sure. Just ride off into the sunset.
- I need that for something sweet.
- My time! My car!
- No more!
- You want rubber bands? I got the best.
- There's no time for this.
- Don't take my clothes.
- Those burgers are done.
- The birds have got to fly.
- I got needs too!
- Too much skill milk.
- My overdrive is totally wrecked.
- Take me to squeezle land.
- Wow.
- You will be sued and stripped naked.
- Nah. My momma doesn't like it.
- Goodbye until the next fun time.
- Can someone make a donation, please?
- People just throw these away half smoked.
- Nerf.
- I have errands to run.
- Not on my dead father's life.
- Hmm.
- Can anyone help an old crackhead with his habit?
- Who wants a magnet? I'm your magnet man.
- Slow wheels make for the devil.
- The courts will make you naked.
- Bye a stapler. Get the staples cheap.
- I need money, not food. Money.
- Man, you got beans where your brain's at.
- Nothing sacred to your head.
- My greens. I gotta eat my greens.
- Take me home my good man.
- To the stables, officer.
- Get a shovel and dig.
- Work it. Work it.
- Don't struggle or you'll never get out.
- Don't sink.
- That thing is collecting dust.
- You're growing mold up there.
- Hurry up. My chicken's are pink.
- You're not making any friends with me.
- Too many gorillas.
- Giant apes blocking me again.
- Stop touching me.
- I don't have any bananas.
- This isn't pinball.
- You're insane.
- You need psychiatric help.
- Talk like that'll get you de-neutified.
- When they take your clothes you can't even eat pancakes.
- Hey, my brother the cop sometimes comes by with cookies.
- I'm so cold I just want a big fat one.
- Don't go there or you'll be instatly defraut.
- Flick!
- Murder!
- Meatballs!
- Ambros yeah.
- A taste of Heaven.
- Better than filet mignon.
- That's my gasoline.
- High octane love.
- More. I need more.
- Excuse.
- Excuse me.
- You're gonna be laying my eggs.
- The courts will strip you naked.
- He'll keep coming back.
- That ass of yours is too big.
- It's body count time.
- There's more stuff coming.
- Here comes the free hand.
- You'll be nice and cool soon.
- More meat!
- Take out an insurance policy.
- Is there a doctor in the house?
- Take me out to the old game.
- I wanna see arms removed.
- That's not my teacup.
- Nothing in my coffee. Nothing in my coffee.
- Too scary for words!
- I see you. The courts shall strip you naked.
- Do you wanna be defrocked by following me?
- I see you and I shall see you nude.
- I'm only following the bread crumbs left by mother earth.
- I had cereal for breakfast.
- Begals and jelly don't do it.
- That is some tall rubber.
- There's a stain on the dashboard.
- Total disaster.
- The dark clouds have burst.
- Make the squeezles.
- What's good for the chicken is good for the egg.
- Some fortune cookies are real.
- That rig is down.
- I gotta get what I need. Gimme.
- There's a time and a place and this is it. Gimme.
- Take it out. Gimme.
- Ah!
- Oh!
- Up there!
- He's up there!
- Magnificent. Magnificent pies.
- Fuck.
- Well clog my pipe.
- That's one big pip cleaner.
- My leg!
- He got my leg!
- Turn that head exploding machine off.
- You're gonna break my brain with that horn.
- This looks delicious.
- We're being invaded!
- More drama for your momma.
- Ahh, praise you.
- The earth is smiling at you.
- Get the exhaust pipe.
- The flies are swarming everywhere.
- My biles are hurting me.
- You drive like a crazy man.
- Get this crazy nut away from the dash.
- That's too close for pancakes.
- Keep your crapes to yourself.
MM Doctor 1
- Hey there.
- Hi.
- Oh yeah, I'm the bad guy.
- You've exactly ten seconds to get out of here.
- Hello.
- You people have no idea what you're doing to yourselves.
- Don't shoot!
- Call the police.
- Everyone off the streets. This nut's got a firearm.
- Please. I mean yes, please.
- Don't come to my ER next time you get fucked up.
- Get down, everyone. He's got a gun!
- The person you're looking for is over there.
- The man you want is over there.
- Call the LCPD.
- Yes, please.
- Get out of here right now.
- You are so going to get some disease.
- Somebody arrest this man.
- No, thank you.
- Look out. He's armed.
- Come on. I'm a senior doctor and a consultant.
- He's over there.
- You know what? Fuck off.
- Please. I'm a doctor. I can get the good shit.
- So long.
- Help. Police. I've been mugged.
- Goodbye.
- No.
- Listen, asshole: why don't you go fuck yourself?
- Lock your doors!
- So selfish.
- Watch it.
- Pardon me, dickhead.
- Fucking savages.
- Typical.
- So thoughtless.
- No. No idea.
- Hey.
- Asshole.
- Dickhead.
- Fuckface.
- Mmm. Mocha choca. My favorite.
- Bring on the Bean Machine.
- Oh yeah. Bean Machine.
- I need this coffee so bad.
- Excuse me. Coming through.
- Pardon me.
- I was Ivy League Tai Chi champ for two years.
- Eat knuckle, fuckface.
- You're gonna need insurance after this.
- ???
- Losers.
- Suicidal idiots.
- Bottom of the barrel moron.
- The only things following me are uninsured patients.
- Police, someone took my car.
- It's more than just trans fat, it's the American way of life that kills you.
- Liberty City paid my entire med school. That was when we had a middle class.
- If a practice then was like now, I never would have become a doctor.
- They use me for target malpractice. Ha ha ha ha.
- Oh my God. I've got another malpractice suit.
- The person you want is up there.
- The man you are looking for is up there.
- I last saw him up there.
- Thank you so much.
- Shit.
- Oh no. I do not need this.
- Why do I always have to be the one who finds this shit?
- Ah! Some jackass just shot my leg.
- Mmm. My leg's been hit.
- Not again. Fuck.
- Holy shit.
- Thanks.
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Please let me go. I have a family.
- There has to be a better life for you than this.
- Think about what you're doing.
- Stop. I'm a senior doctor and a consultant.
MM EE Heavy 1
- Okay. I'll stop here.
- This is shit.
- Russian
- Russian
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'd like a number eight, please.
- Russian
- YOu are shit.
- Hello.
- Russian
- Russian
- Busy day today. Almost time for me to get home. Russian
- Russian
- I take you until your money finished, okay?
- Russian
- Out of way. He has gun!
- Hey, what are you trying to do?
- We arrived.
- Oh no, I'm fucked. Look at my taxi cab.
- Go on. Get the fuck away from there.
- Where I take you?
- Russian
- Are you blind, asshole?
- Hey, what the fuck you do with my car?
- Oh, get fucked.
- Russian
- This a great city, yes?
- You must get in front taxi not this one.
- Russian
- Russian
- Long day today. Almost time for a drink, you know.
- Give back my car, you son of a bitch.
- Russian
- Russian
- Okay.
- Clear off. Russian
- Yeah.
- What's wrong with you?
- Russian Out now.
- That's my car!
- Get help. I have madman in my taxi cab.
- Russian
- Hey. My car.
- Help. Crazy fucking my taxi cab.
- Russian
- Russian
- What are you doing?
- I don't drive for free, you know.
- Okay. Hold tight.
- I go as far as your money last, okay?
- Okay. I go faster?
- Okay.
- A number one, please.
- Fuck you.
- No. Go to Hell.
- Russian
- Russian
- Goodbye.
- No.
- Russian
- Russian
- This is far as I can go. Okay here?
- You drive like old person.
- You drive very bad.
- Russian
- Come on. I'm in a hurry.
- You wanna get knocked down?
- Wrong.
- Get out of the way.
- Hurry up.
- Get on with it.
- Why you stopping here?
- Keep moving, asshole.
- Hey, watch it.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Out of my way.
- No. I don't know this place.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Look out.
- Watch out.
- Now I kick your teeth in.
- I will kick you in the guts.
- Come here.
- You will end up in hospital.
- Now I make suffer you.
- You should have run away when you had chance.
- This better than beer fights back home.
- You both fighting like old women.
- Nobody taught you how to fight?
- No, no, no. You must put whole body behind ???
- Why are you following me? You want I smash your face in?
- What do you want? Why you follow me?
- Russian
- What? I no follow you. Leave me alone.
- Get off your ass and make some money. Lazy pig.
- Why I give you anything? Get lost.
- Russian
- I take this back.
- Get the fuck out of my car.
- Get the fuck out.
- You fucking bastard!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Hello?
- Russian
- Uh huh.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Okay.
- Yup.
- He up there!
- Up there!
- What did you do to me?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Ah fuck!
- Bastard. You fucking bastard.
- Hey. We can now hear you. Why don't you shut up, huh?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Thank you.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian Let me out of car, you crazy man.
- Let me out of car. Russian
- Ah! What are you doing to me? Let me out of car.
- Careful.
- Hey!
MM EE Heavy 2
- Russian
- Hello to you.
- What is the purpose of this?
- In this country, I have the rights.
- I miss train. Bring me much.
- Leaving my place quickly. Leaving.
- Russian
- Hey, you are weak on the stage.
- I kill you.
- Do not take the car.
- Please, not to shoot.
- Keep eyes on road.
- You must be stopping that.
- Hey, release me.
- Russian
- Mudak.
- I think yes.
- Run from here.
- Go to Hell.
- Over there you will find him.
- That is him, no?
- No. Get gone from there.
- Yes, yes, please.
- Russian
- Get from here. Go, go!
- He has a gun.
- Ha. Enjoy the ???
- Russian
- Ah.
- There is nothing you have on me.
- Over there.
- Give me eggs. Number seven.
- Be fucking off.
- No, I wanna keep my ??? so no.
- Goodbye.
- Ivan, how are you doing?
- Dasvidaniya
- Nah, thank you.
- No, no. Stop, stop.
- Russian
- You drive like I fuck your mother.
- Be in control of that, asshole.
- You should not drink if you cannot handle.
- Move or I will come from out of here.
- I'm angry with this delay.
- Go from the road. Quickly!
- Clear the way.
- Get out of the road with that.
- You make me angry.
- Hey, watch yourself.
- Hey, be excusing.
- More careful with walking, please.
- Hey, careful there.
- Hey, more attention there, okay/
- Watch your butt.
- That is not familiar to me.
- Whoa!
- Hey!
- Ah!
- Russian
- Please excuse.
- Ah, excuse.
- Now we will see, huh?
- Come on then and fight.
- You will soon regret this.
- It is long time since good blooding.
- Russian
- You will find my fist hurting.
- Russian
- Russian
- Fighting. Fighting. Oh, yes.
- Yes. Make the blooding.
- Hey, get back from me.
- Stop now the pursuit.
- Do not be following. Not follow.
- Nah, I walk my own route. Very sorry.
- Russian
- Get a job.
- Stay from me away.
- Police. Hello?
- The wrong man you picked I think.
- And now I'm turning the tables.
- I remove you from car like baby.
- You're not strong. Weak like child.
- My friend, we must help each other. Is it not so?
- I'm thinking perhaps with your camera, you could film.
- A fascinating person, don't you think? Looking excellent.
- Ivan, I need some changing. Something new.
- The education I cannot do. Fighting I can do.
- Ivan, it is good you called.
- It is always good to talk to you, my friend. Russian
- Uh huh.
- Yes.
- I know, but...
- Let me help.
- I could do this.
- Mmm.
- Okay, but...
- Okay.
- Upwards you must look.
- Ah, he's up there.
- Up there.
- You do me a great one. Understand?
- Russian
- What happened?
- Shit. A disaster.
- Ah! My leg!
- Ah! No!
- Hey, there is fining for horn.
- Quit with that.
- Stop with the noise.
- Ooh. The mess.
- Russian
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
- Remove me or it will not go well for you.
- I think this you will be regretting.
- So, they have come for me at last.
- If you will stop, I will leave. No problem, keep car.
MM Factory 1
- Ain't this 'bout a bitch?
- I'm a working taxpayer, officer.
- Get the fuck out my damn house.
- Howdy.
- You done fucked my car up.
- I just paid this off, bitch.
- High time to scadaddle.
- Time to get the fuck out of here.
- Fool headed. Drive up.
- Hard work deserve a smoke break.
- Now look what you done did.
- Not my car.
- You got to be kidding me.
- Punk motherfucker!
- Aw. Not the ride.
- Bitch, I got pussy at home.
- Fuck this.
- Man, fuck you.
- I like to take 5A Nine then.
- You can't do my ride like that.
- Yeah, sure, okay.
- My darling car.
- Get to stepping, trespassing motherfucker.
- I was on the job.
- Man, what the hell?
- I ain't 'bout to get shot.
- You thieving bastard.
- Man, I'm too old for that gun stuff.
- Chill the fuck out, popo.
- Oh, what in the holy hell?
- Show you right.
- Get to stepping, motherfucker.
- Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
- I ain't 'bout to pay for no pussy.
- I heard that, partner.
- Nah, thanks.
- You ain't never lied.
- Girl, I thought we had some trust happening.
- I'm a working man, bro.
- See you all jumping to conclusions and shit.
- Hey, you can kiss my god damn ass.
- Don't make me hit your dumbass now.
- I'll run your ass over. Hear?
- Go on. Move out the damn way.
- Move yo shit. I got places to be.
- Ya'll making me late for my shift.
- Move! Boss gonna have my ass.
- Damn foreigners. Got no manners.
- That's considered rude in this country.
- Respect my space, son.
- Man, I don't know shit about shit.
- Damn maniac!
- The hell's wrong with you.
- Watch it, ma'fucker.
- I'm a ring your damn neck.
- Play time's over, motherfucker.
- See? Now that's your ass.
- You 'bout to feel some pain, boy.
- Ain't got time for yo shit.
- Told yo ass that's my work car.
- Don't fuck with my wheels.
- You a bitch.
- Don't fuck with a working man.
- Told you that's my transport.
- I said I need this for work.
- I like the way you move, momma.
- Damn, girl. You got some tad for my pole.
- Uh huh.
- Mhm.
- Uh. Yeah.
- A'ight then.
- Heh. I can dig it.
- Ooh. Thought I was deader than a ma'fucker.
- Ain't this a bitch?
- Someone done fucked up.
- That was cold blooded.
- All over my brand new work boots.
- Oh, shit. I needs to get my eyes checked.
- God damn. That was straight out a movie.
- Thank you. Much obliged.
- Hey, man. Let me outta this thing.
- Why you wanna kidnap me?
- You can't kidnap no working man.
- I was just trying to get to work.
MM FatCop 1 Black
- I pulled you over as your vehicle is in trouble.
- I pulled you over because your vehicle appears to be damaged.
- Dispatch, subject is now aboard a boat.
- Nice piece. You better have a nice license to go with it.
- Subject is armed!
- Goon, this is a bad move!
- You gotta pay the toll or you can't go.
- God damn it. A car crash. I never see any real action.
- Police! Hold it right there.
- I'm a drop this punk now.
- Alright, cover me, man.
- You're gonna take a cop car? Is this a God damn joke?
- Dispatch, subject is escaping by car.
- You know why I stopped you right? You driving like a crazy person.
- Whoa. How you know when you having a heart attack?
- Suspect is armed.
- This is 12-14 requesting backup.
- In pursuit of suspect. Suspect has boarded a train.
- LCPD. Stop what you're doing.
- Damn it. I was almost on a break.
- Shit. Suspect is packing heat.
- Request backup. Repeat, request backup.
- Fuck, man. Move it or we up in smoke.
- Can I see some identification, please?
- Stay where you are! LCPD!
- I'm gonna have to ask to see some ID.
- Alright, let's split up. I want this punk.
- Now listen, I don't wanna use this but I will.
- You can't do that!
- Pop this fool. I'm tired of running.
- You are not fucking with the LCPD.
- Please put your hands on your head.
- Dispatch, requesting backup.
- Cover my ass.
- Dispatch, subject has boarded a train.
- I'm so tired of this happening.
- Jacking a cop? Serious? You ain't in a movie, buddy.
- Subject has a car.
- Alright. Anybody hurt?
- Jesus! What the hell, son?
- Get back here!
- Aw shit. That's two vehicles in two months.
- Subject is carrying a gun.
- Police. Hold it right there.
- Your ass is mine, son.
- Subject is aboard some sort of boat.
- Alright. Go find some other crime scene, people. We done here.
- This shit never happens to firefighters.
- Please place your hands on your head nice and slow.
- Hey! You've got to pay!
- My motherfucking car!
- There could be some trouble here.
- Can I get a two dozen mix? But no powdered sugar ones. Gets all over the uniform.
- Stop it. Pay the fare.
- Yeah. We got this bitch. He's ours.
- You been stopped for speeding. I'm gonna need to see some documentation.
- Shit! Not the ride. Not again.
- Request for immediate air support.
- I pulled you over due to your reckless driver.
- Give me a two dozen box. I want six jelly in there then mix it up. And a cola. A diet Coke.
- Shit. Why does this always happen to me?
- Alright. You clean this time. Go on now.
- Alright. Split up. We'll get him.
- I take it you know you were over the speed limit?
- We need N.O.O.S.E. in here now!
- Shit! This is outta control! We need backup now!
- Shit, son. The chief ain't gonna be happy.
- Police here. Somebody call?
- Cover me.
- Somebody here dial 911?
- Dispatch, subject has gone into the subway.
- Hold up. I ain't exactly an athlete here.
- Come on now. You know we gotta move you.
- Hey!
- Alright. My mistake. Be on your way.
- I'm thinking I might need some backup.
- Have a nice day.
- Come on, killer. What you got?
- Come on. Make this easy. Move it along.
- We need a chopper in here now.
- I gotta get some cover here.
- I am sick of this punk.
- We gonna find him, we gotta split up.
- Thank you.
- Move along now.
- Dispatch. Subject has entered subway.
- Ah shit. You know how much paperwork this is gonna mean?
- There's nothing to see here, folks. Go on now.
- We gotta split up and spread out.
- Alright. You can't be here, man.
- There ain't nothing here. God damn prank callers.
- Show's over, people. Head on home.
- Shit. What is with these guys? Escaping on foot the whole time.
- Alright. I'm a finish this now.
- Thanks.
- You keep this up, you gonna lose those looks, buddy.
- Alright now, everyone move along.
- Dispatch, in pursuit. Perp is now on a bike.
- Aw shit, this is a bust. There's no problem here.
- Alright. You think you a soldier? We'll see.
- You can't go on without paying the toll.
- Can you pop the trunk, please?
- Shit. I gotta use the gym every once in a while.
- I'm gonna have to see inside the trunk.
- LCPD. Somebody call in?
- Dispatch. Subject is now on a bike.
- Request immediate assistance! Repeat, immediate! This shit has hit the fan!
- We got nothing here. Just some dumb prank.
- Shit. Why they always gotta run, huh?
- Whoa. I know you ain't jacking a cop car.
- Shit. That thing is gonna blow.
- Get N.O.O.S.E on the ground immediately.
- If you wanna go, you gotta pay.
- Yeah. LCPD. Stand in issue, boy. You in trouble.
- God damn it. Why the perps always Track stars, huh?
- LCPD, son. Don't you run now.
- Shit. Now I'm out of breath and pissed off so don't pull nothing.
- Now you try to buck and run, son and you gonna be sorry.
- I think you know how this goes. Don't even twitch, you hear?
- Not your lucky day, son. No funny shit or I put one in your spine.
- Don't let the uniform fool you, son. You move, you get murked.
- Fuck. God damn it.
- Shit. That fucking hurt.
- Shot. I've been shot. Fuck.
- Shit, son. What the fuck? Ah!
- Get out of my way. I'm in pursuit here.
- Out of the way! Out of the way!
- Move it, man. LCPD talking.
- What is this shit? Move it, buddy!
- Come on now. Move it along.
- You need help? Cause if not, you're causing a nuisance.
- Listen, son. I ain't got all day.
- If it's not an emergency, can we all move along please?
- This is in violation of several traffic codes, buddy.
- Son, there's a Rusty Brown's two blocks away and those donuts ain't gonna be fresh all day.
- I can't sit in traffic all day, son. I got a city to protect.
- Listen! I just had me a Cluckin' Bell and I gotta get to a bathroom.
- Whoa, there. I don't believe you didn't see me, son. Be more careful.
- Easy, boy. Can the attitude and get some manners.
- What? Am I hard to see? Watch where you're going.
- Damn, son. You really gotta run?
- Shit. I let another one go and they'll never stop with those fat jokes.
- Why the hell can't we shoot these guys in the back no more?
- What the hell is this? I ain't no action hero.
- Oh. I should not have had that last box of donuts.
- Why these guys always so fast?
- Damn, son. All that crimes keep you fit, huh?
- Aw shit. I want some medals, I gotta lose some pounds.
- It's alright, man. Paramedics be here soon. you just hang on.
- I'm gonna have to commandeer this vehicle. It means I'm taking it, fool. Move.
- LCPD. We gonna have to borrow your ride.
- Come on now. It's always worse on TV.
- Hey!
- Watch it.
- Shit!
- Motherfucker.
- Whoa.
- Shit. Do I really gotta use this?
- Don't make me use this.
- Hold on now. You don't want this to get violent.
- I'm an hungry and pissed off. Do not make me use this.
- They teach us how to use. Son, I ain't messing around.
- Stay calm, soldier, or this could be bad for you.
- Get down!
- Get down and stay down!
- Down, ya'll, down!
- Shit. Get down, ya heard?
- Alright. Fall back. Fall back.
- Fall back, people. This here is suicide.
- Come on now. Too much heat. Fall back.
- Come on now. Look at me. I eat perps like you for breakfast.
- I didn't become a cop to tussle with motherfucking punks.
- You see the uniform? You fucking with LCPD, bitch.
- You gonna be eating through a straw.
- I'll drop you like skinny bitches drop diet pills, you hear?
- Large and in charge. You got that?
- You got no business following me.
- You beginning to bother me now.
- You need a cop or you looking for trouble?
- What you drilling me around for, huh?
- Move it, buddy.
- Are you as simple as you look?
- Quit following me.
- Shit. This many cards? What you doing, magic tricks?
- Oh, I see. I suppose these are for protection, huh?
- Get down, people. Down.
- Police. Everybody down!
- LCPD. Take cover!
- Police officer. Get down.
- Police. Get down!
- Please, exit the vehicle slowly. Hands on the roof.
- Alright. Out of the car. Hands on the roof.
- Usual drill: out of the car, hands on the roof.
- Please exit the vehicle with your hands in the air.
- LCPD. Leave the car nice and slow.
- Police. Out of the car. Hands above your head.
- Alright, motherfucker. Out.
- Get out of the God damn car, son.
- You mine now. Get out of the car.
- Thank you, sir. The LCPD wishes you a nice day.
- Whoa, just calm down now.
- Wow. I ain't never had a piece pulled on me before. Take it easy, man.
- Okay, okay. We can talk this through.
- Alright, man. Now holster the gat and we can talk.
- Chill, buddy. You don't wanna shoot a cop. Trust me?
- Alright. Just calm down now. There's no need for violence, man.
- You better be minding your own.
- I know your type. Fly straight or else.
- You behave yourself. You hear?
- Don't give me no reason to stop and search.
- Hey. Don't you make me come over there.
- I told you you was making a mistake!
- This is my car, player!
- Not so tough now, huh?
- Yeah, you fucked with the wrong cop, son.
- See, I knew you was just a bitch. Really.
- Ah shit. Why do they run, man? They always run.
- Fuck. How the hell do I explain this shit?
- God damn. I did not see that coming.
- Shit. This ain't right. Damn.
- Fuck me. I do not need this.
- Ah shit, son. You really gotta run?
- These punks always so God damn spry and shit.
- Shit. Where'd this punk get to?
- God damn. I gotta play hide and seek?
- Damn, son. Sneaky little fuck.
- LCPD, people. Clear the streets.
- Police. Get out of the way, people.
- Police pursuit. Clear the street.
- Officer down. Get some help here.
- Officer down. We got a man down.
- Requesting an ambulance. We got a GSW here.
- GSW. We need the paramedics here.
- Officer requesting paramedics. Civilian GSW.
- Dispatch, we need an ambulance here. We got a GSW.
- Pull over.
- LCPD. Pull over the vehicle.
- Pull over now or I will use force.
- I'll say it again: pull over now or I will use force.
- Alright. We gotta regroup.
- This ain't working. We gotta regroup.
- Dispatch, reporting a MVA.
- MVA. Requesting assistance.
- Dispatch, this is 12-14. I need to report a MVA.
- Dispatch, we have a MVA.
- Yeah. I need to report a MVA.
- Requesting N.O.O.S.E. team now.
- Get N.O.O.S.E. in here. Now.
- Shit, man. I thought I was a gonna for sure.
- You know we gonna find you so quit playing.
- Come on out, son. It ain't hide and seek.
- Ain't no point in hiding. We know you there.
- Damn, son. There's no point in hiding.
- Oh, fuck. I did not need to see that.
- Shit. Why does this always happen to me?
- Fuck. God damn it. My leg. Ah!
- I'm shot. Actually shot. Shit, I'm hurt.
- A'ight. We gotta split up.
- Be best if we split up, ya'll.
- We split up, we can cover more ground.
- LCPD. Drop the weapon.
- Police. Put down the gun.
- Police. Slowly put down your weapon.
- LCPD. Drop the gun or I will shoot.
- Police! Drop the weapon!
- Police! Drop it or I'll shoot!
- LCPD. Freeze!
- LCPD. Drop it!
- You're surrounded now. Drop it, punk.
- It's over, player. We got you now.
- Give it up, son. We got you surrounded.
- Lose the piece. You're surrounded.
- Relax, man. You're surrounded now. There's nothing to do.
- Dispatch, suspect is on foot.
- Dispatch, in pursuit of suspect on foot.
- Take cover.
- Find some cover.
- Get down! Get cover now.
- Shit. Get down.
- Ya'll take cover now.
- Oh yeah. You mine now.
- That's right, son. You getting dropped.
- Shit outta luck, son.
- I got you, punk.
- One false move, son, you get dropped.
- That's right. LCPD, asshole.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Fuck, man. You abducting a cop.
- You kidding me? Let me the fuck out.
- What the fuck? What you doing?
- God damn it. You fucking nuts or something?
- Dispatch, is there another unit in the area?
- Dispatch, I'm on my way.
- Dispatch, can you repeat?
- This is 12-14 responding to a call.
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- This thing needs to be condemned.
- We got a better chance if we split up.
- Did you realize this thing is a wreck?
- They're in a boat.
- And what do we have here? A gun.
- Perp is armed and dangerous.
- You got some nerve, bitch.
- No pay, no pass.
- Okay, idiot warning. Let's take a look.
- My car!
- Hey! Where you going? Hello?
- I'll get that shit stain myself.
- Keep it tight, guys.
- Fuck you. I'm a cop.
- The weasel's in a damn car.
- Okay. Let's split up.
- You drive like an asshole, asshole.
- Get back, scavengers. He's mine.
- Damn. Where is everybody?
- Okay. Perp is armed. Proceed with caution.
- Officer in need of backup here!
- Asshole took the damn train.
- Hey, asswipe. Cut that out.
- Get that little shit.
- Whoa. Stupid cocksucker.
- We have so got them.
- He has a weapon. Repeat, he has a weapon.
- What number code is backup?
- Leave that shit alone, moron.
- Okay, perp is armed. Proceed with caution.
- She's gonna blow!
- Hey you. You got your ID?
- Don't make me come after you.
- Let's see some ID, huh?
- I see him!
- You wanna meet my friend here?
- You think you're gonna get away with that?
- Head him off. Head him off.
- I'm warning you.
- Put your hands on your head and don't move.
- Back me up! Back me up!
- Watch my back!
- Prison meat caught in the train.
- I'm a cop, you idiot.
- I don't believe this shit.
- The creep's got a car.
- Oh! I think I got whiplash.
- Just send help, will ya?
- I hope you have insurance.
- Are you freaking kidding me?
- Now you're in trouble.
- Dispatch, our hero is packing fire.
- My perp, I got first dibs.
- Don't tempt me, dirtbrain.
- Charge!
- This shit is now over.
- Dispatch, perp took a damn boat.
- Human waste dead ahead.
- I want this area cleared pronto.
- Okay, somebody's fucked.
- Get them hands on your head now!
- I have visual on the asshole.
- Perp is armed and dangerous.
- Get back here you little son of a bitch.
- That, my friend, is a felony.
- I'm gonna shit in your mouth.
- This guy wants trouble let's get on it.
- One donut, please. Extra creamy filling.
- I'm gonna ram your asshole for that one.
- My perp, I got first dibs.
- You have any idea what speed you were doing, stupid?
- What the fuck is going on?
- Hey, we need help here. Call in the choppers.
- You're driving like a reckless asshole.
- Okay, keep moving there. Keep moving.
- Hey, uh, give me my usual: a donut.
- We need more firepower.
- This ain't no show. Keep moving.
- Hey, I spilled my f-ing lunch, douchebag.
- You musta ditched it before I found you.
- I got him!
- You trying to break the sound barrier or what?
- This one's a real firecracker. Call in the big guys.
- This guy's lost it. Get more troops down here now!
- Are you retarded and blind?
- Don't panic. We can do this.
- Get more troops down here now!
- Keep me covered!
- You won't get away from me.
- Asshole went down into the subway.
- Get that little shit.
- Get off my street, bum.
- Bring it back right now!
- Alright, this time you win. Now get lost.
- Okay, idiot warning. Let's take a look.
- Have a nice day.
- You sorry son of a bitch.
- I got you now, dick wee.
- Hey, shitheap. The rats need this space.
- Ah, my tenth kill this year.
- Take a hike, cellmeat.
- Let's get some air support for this one.
- Cover my ass!
- I can't stand it anymore.
- I have visual on the asshole.
- Thanks.
- Hey, Mr. No Bath. Take a hike.
- The perp is heading into the subway.
- You can run but you can't hide.
- Hey, this is city property.
- I still got it. They're dead.
- Everyone, leave the area.
- Human waste dead ahead.
- There he is!
- You been on a homeless shopping spree?
- I got you now.
- EVeryone, disperse. Right now.
- Don't panic. We can do this.
- I'm moving in!
- Paid in full.
- This next bit is gonna hurt, my friend.
- Okay, nothing to see here. Nothing to see here.
- Shitstain got on a freaking bike.
- My work's done. I'm fucking outta here.
- I'm gonna teach you a little lesson, friend.
- Nobody gets by without paying.
- Open the trunk nice and slow.
- You're about to be a statistic.
- We have so got them.
- Let's have a little lookie in the trunk shall we?
- Look for two wheels. Two wheels.
- We need more firepower! This guy's freaking out!
- Last one there buys the donuts.
- In my sights, gonna blow their head off.
- Hey Joey, let's get this guy.
- Every cop in town is gonna kill you.
- Fire in the hole!
- Get back, scavengers.
- I'm gonna whoop some ass.
- Nope. Gotta pay or you ain't going through.
- Smile.
- These things cause a lot of pain, you know.
- Last one there buys the donuts.
- Will you come the hell back?
- Let's make this quick. I'm hungry.
- Spread out guys.
- Oh, you thought you could run from me, huh?
- Nobody fucks with me and lives.
- You're busted, shit-for-brains.
- Can't outrun me, boy.
- You're gonna get cornholed good in the joint.
- Officer down! Call the paramedics!
- I'm gonna be okay! I'm gonna be okay!
- Tell my wife I love her, okay?
- Hey come on, I'm working here.
- Are you joking? Get out of the way!
- Hello? Criminal escaping. Move this crap.
- I had him. I freaking had him!
- Take your time, you slow fuck.
- Wake up and smell the coffee, buddy.
- It's like the walking dead here.
- Hey, buddy. Get this crap moving, will you?
- For crying out loud, move this bullcrap.
- Why are we waiting here? I got things to do.
- Move it, jackass.
- Hey I'm dying here. Can we go please?
- I'm a cop. Get out of the way.
- Hey. Watch it, asshole.
- Hey buddy. Do not do that again.
- Last guy that did that is doing time.
- Damn. Where is everybody?
- You won't get away from me.
- This'll show 'em that I still got it.
- I got you now, buddy.
- You can run but you can't hide.
- Let's make this quick. I'm hungry.
- I'm gonna whoop some ass.
- I'm gonna shit in your mouth.
- Hey there, buddy. Stay with me. Stay with me.
- Pardon me, citizen. Police business.
- Sorry. Cop stuff. I'm gonna need this.
- I learned this in the academy.
- Easy!
- Fuck.
- Whoa there.
- I'll kill you, buddy.
- Asshole!
- Okay. You asked for it.
- I know how to use this, you know.
- Freeze. I'm gonna shoot your ass.
- I'll shoot your tits off.
- Do you want me to use this?
- Say your prayers.
- Don't be a damn hero.
- Keep your damn heads down.
- Somebody bring that freak down.
- Fire at will.
- Ease back, guys. Ease back.
- Fall back. Let's make some room here.
- Everyone, fall back. Fall back!
- I'm overweight, but I'm trained to kill, you know.
- I'm gonna give you a beatdown.
- Eat my fat, hairy fist.
- Okay. You asked for it.
- Is that the best you got?
- Hey, cut the shit.
- Hey. You following me so you can molest me?
- I don't give to beggars so take a hike.
- Oh! Where'd you get these stolen credit cards, huh?
- You know, carrying a weapon in this town is a felony.
- Eat dirt, people.
- Everyone, hit the deck.
- Down! Now! Everyone.
- Get down! I'm gonna shoot.
- Those who wanna survive, get down.
- You wanna step out and spread 'em?
- You know the drill: get out, hands on roof.
- Out of the vehicle and put your hands on the roof.
- Get out of the vehicle nice and slow.
- Ease out of that junk heap right now.
- Hey, shitstain. Step where we can see ya.
- Get out of the car.
- Get out of there. You're in shit now, baby.
- You are a pain in the ass. Get out.
- Out now, shitstain.
- We need more people like you, man. Thanks.
- Every cop in town is gonna kill you.
- That, my friend, is a felony.
- Hey, stupid. I'm a freaking cop.
- Are you fucking joking?
- Drop that gun, jerk off.
- Okay, stay cool. Don't use that thing.
- Hey, asshole. You like prison food?
- Me and you in a dark cell. What do ya say?
- Hey, you got prison bitch written all over you.
- I need an arrest today so watch it.
- You know, I love to beat civilians.
- That's mine, asshole.
- No one jacks me.
- I don't think so, bitch.
- This is mine.
- Excuse me, shithead.
- Ah, my tenth kill this year.
- I still got it. They're dead.
- My work's done. I'm fucking outta here.
- Bag 'em and tag 'em, bitches.
- I'm searching on foot.
- Ah, not another foot search.
- Officer proceeding on foot.
- Where the hell they'd go?
- Uh, the chief's gonna kill me for this.
- Why do I always lose them?
- Officer down. Officer down.
- We have an injured offier here.
- Officer down! Call the paramedics!
- Oh look. Some shithead got shot.
- There's a very stiff person here.
- Some dummy got shot.
- Dispatch, call the meat wagon.
- Stop the vehicle and pull over.
- Pull over you maniac!
- Okay, shitstain. Pull over.
- If you don't, I'll be very mad.
- Did you freaking here me, asshole?
- Okay. Regroup. Regroup.
- Okay. Let's regroup here.
- I... I saw a bright light and white gates.
- When I get ya, we're gonna get personal.
- Oof. I smell the stink of guilt.
- Hey. Show yourself. Let's talk, huh?
- Quit jerking me around, asshole.
- Jesus fucking Christ.
- Wow. What a mess.
- Spread out guys.
- Okay, let's split up. We'll get him.
- We got a better chance if we split up.
- You just crossed a line, shitheap.
- Drop that gun, jerkoff.
- Hey. Drop the gun. Now.
- Okay. Stay cool. Don't use that thing.
- Now you don't wanna do that.
- Think about it, asshole.
- Take a breath. You do not wanna do this.
- Hold it right there.
- You're surrounded. There's nowhere left to run.
- Take a good look. We got you.
- You're surrounded! Right here, right now.
- You're screwed now, cheap meat.
- You ain't going nowhere. We got you pinned in.
- Now the idiot took off on foot.
- Suspect in motion. On foot!
- Everyone down. Everyone down!
- Take cover.
- Get behind hard cover.
- Look out! Take cover.
- I got you now, dickwee.
- I got him in my sights.
- Smile, deadman.
- In my sights. Gonna blow their head off.
- You're about to be a statistic.
- This shit is now over.
- Thank you.
- Appreciated.
- What's your name, asshole?
- Hey, stupid. I'm a freaking cop.
- Let me go and I won't kill you.
- You just bit off a whole heap of trouble, bitch.
- What? Oh, a donut. Make it large.
- Tell Frank I'm divorcing her anyway.
- I can't do two things at once, you know.
- He's lying. He fell over. I never touched the guy.
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- This is some boring shit.
- Hey, cabby.
- Hey.
- Fuck me.
- I'm a legitimate businessman.
- Give me one of those.
- Get out of here before you can't leave.
- Get a fucking day job.
- Yeah. How you doing?
- Hey. I ain't done nothing.
- You know who I am?
- Get off the stage you strunz.
- You hit my car you jamoke.
- Get the fuck away from me.
- Get the fuck outta here. He's got a gun.
- He's got a gun!
- Stugots!
- I'm trying to avoid the cops over here.
- Nobody saw nothing. Keep going.
- Oh! What the fuck?
- I don't fucking believe it.
- Who the fuck taught you how to drive? I'm outta here.
- Italian
- Marone.
- Okay.
- Where are those fucking Feds when you need them?
- I'll clip you, you son of a bitch.
- There he is.
- Quit driving like a fucking maniac.
- That's him over there.
- Hey. What's your fucking problem?
- Thanks for the lift, pal.
- Yeah.
- Oh!
- Hey. Get the fuck outta here.
- Italian
- Get a move on.
- I'll have one of those things.
- Hey. This is my cab.
- Not in the face. Not in the face.
- Come back here you strunz!
- Are you fucking nuts?
- No.
- You don't wanna shoot me. I'm a made man.
- You ain't got nothing on me.
- There he is.
- Hey. There's a line here, pal.
- Give me a number thirteen and one of those jumbo sizes.
- Italian
- Get the fuck outta here. Do I look like I take that shit?
- Sayanora.
- Okay, I'm a land line now. What did you want?
- Ciao.
- You showed that jerkoff.
- No.
- Go fuck yourself.
- You... you just made the biggest mistake of your life, pal.
- Get to the back of the fucking line you.
- Go fuck yourself.
- Fuck him. Keep driving.
- Italian
- Learn how to fucking drive.
- Watch the road.
- Get off the street you fucking mortadell.
- What are you, a fucking jamook? Move it.
- Move it you fucking stroonz.
- Italian
- Get that piece of shit outta here.
- Let's go. Move it.
- Marone. Move it already.
- Hey. You're blocking the street, dickhead.
- What the fuck are you doing? Move!
- Don't you give me the mooink.
- You got a problem?
- Learn how to walk, you jamoke.
- Hey. I'm walking here.
- My bad.
- Nope. Can't help ya out.
- Hey!
- Marone!
- Watch it, asshole.
- Stugots.
- Oh!
- Excuse me.
- Sorry. Coming through.
- Come here, you ???
- You want some of this, you strunz?
- My gooma hits harder than that.
- I'm going to beat the shit outta you.
- Oh. Are you gonna take that?
- Oh!
- Who's got action?
- Come on.
- Sweep the leg.
- What are you, a Fed or something? Quit following me.
- Hey you. Italian
- Hey, pervert. Go take it some place else.
- You ain't got nothing on me.
- Get outta here, you lazy bum.
- Why don't you learn to just take it like the rest of us?
- Tomorrow you come back here not smelling like dog shit and I'll think about it.
- Get the fuck of here you.
- Yeah. Some mezza fanook just stole my car.
- You thought I was just gonna let some fanook take my car?
- Not today, my friend.
- Italian
- I'll take that back. Thank you.
- You remember that thing I was talking about?
- You know the thing. The thing with the chatterbox.
- There is nothing to worry about anymore. A friend of ours took care of the thing.
- What about that other thing? The thing with that guy.
- Just law low for a bit. The Fed's are all over us.
- Hey. What's going on?
- I gotta run. I'll talk to ya later.
- Uh huh.
- Sure.
- Yeah.
- No.
- Forget about it.
- Oh.
- Nah.
- Look to the moon.
- He's up there.
- There he is.
- I saw the pearly gates.
- Shit.
- Marone.
- Oh!
- My fucking leg!
- That fucking stugot shot my leg!
- Alright already. Lay off the fucking horn.
- Yeah, we heard ya asshole. Now lay off the horn.
- Marone.
- Marone. Again with the horn.
- It figures...
- Marone!
- What the fuck?
- Grazie.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- You don't wanna be doing this, pal. I'm a made man.
- Hey buddy relax. Let's work something out here.
- Oh, you got balls kid. I'll give you that much.
- Pull the fuck over.
- I'm still in the car, asshole.