Cannon Fodder

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Mission
Cannon Fodder
Umberto Robina telling Tommy Vercetti that he wants him to take the Haitians down.

Umberto Robina telling Tommy Vercetti that he wants him to take the Haitians down.
Game GTA Vice City
For Umberto Robina
Target Haitian Van
Location Little Havana, Vice City
Fail Death of Tommy Vercetti
Reward $2,000
Unlocks Naval Engagement
Unlocked by Stunt Boat Challenge

Cannon Fodder is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City given to protagonist Tommy Vercetti by Cubans leader Umberto Robina from his fathers café in Little Havana, Vice City.

Mission

Tommy Vercetti goes to Café Robina and meets Umberto Robina, who has started an open gang war with the Haitians, sending his men to attack their drug factory in Little Haiti. The factory, however, is proving impregnable and so Umberto sends Vercetti to drive some new Cuban gangsters to the scene and help the steal the Haitian's van loaded with a drugs shipment. Vercetti leaves the café and finds a four doored vehicle and returns to collect three Cubans before driving to The Well Stacked Pizza Co. store opposite an alleyway leading to the factory, dropping off the Cubans and meeting Rico. Vercetti kills a number of Haitians guarding the entrance and, after their dead, some Cubans run down the alleyway and into the factory walls, but are killed by a sniper. Vercetti, now joined by three more Cubans, kills the sniper and enters the factory walls, killing all the Haitians he meets. Vercetti and Rico then get into the Haitian van and drive it back to the café.

Script

Original Version

Tommy Vercetti: Un cafecito, por favor, Alberto.

Alberto Robina: No problema, Tommy.

(Umberto Robina shows up, tense and shaken.)

Umberto Robina: Papi! Una grande problema!

Alberto Robina: Umberto, my son. What happened?

Umberto Robina: The Haitians! I hate these Haitians! They mess with me for the last time! These Hai - these Haitians! We take 'em out! Only we need some backup. I lost a few hermanos already out there. Amigo, you drive good!

Tommy Vercetti: What's your problem?

Umberto Robina: We take 'em out! Only we need some backup. I lost a few hermanos already out there. Amigo, you drive good!

Tommy Vercetti: For a woman. Right?

Umberto Robina: This is no time for joking! Come on, drive for me again! Take my boys over there, and then we'll take these Haitians down! They mess with me! They mess with the biggest boy in town!

(Tommy leaves Café Robina and finds a four-door vehicle, picking up three Cubans.)

Cuban: We gonna fight like men.

(If Tommy drives a two door car into the pink halo)

Cuban:"Not enough room, man, you need a bigger car."

(Tommy Vercetti and the three Cubans arrive outside the Haitian drugs factory)

Rico: Hey amigo! Good to see you could make it! Stinking nest of Haitians, we gonna kill 'em all! CHAAAAAARGE!

(Tommy Vercetti, Rico and the Cubans reach the entrance of the drugs factory.)

Rico: Now, my brothers, CHAAARRRGGEE!!

(Three Cubans charge inside the factory walls and are shot dead by a sniper.)

Rico: Sniper on the roof! They fight like girls! Take cover!

(Rico pulls out his phone.)

Rico: We need reinforcements from the café!

(The reinforcements arrive.)

Rico: Take out that cowardly sniper.

(Tommy Vercetti kills the sniper and the guards.)

Rico: Fight like men with huge cojones!

(Tommy Vercetti, Rico and the Cubans storm the drugs factory, killing all the Haitians insight.)

Rico: Tommy, we have proved our manful bravery. Let us steal this van filled with drugs and make good our escape!

Altered Version

Tommy Vercetti: Un cafecito, por favor, Alberto.

Alberto Robina: No problema, Tommy.

(Umberto Robina shows up, tense and shaken.)

Umberto Robina: Papi! Una grande problema!

Alberto Robina: Umberto, my son. What happened?

Umberto Robina: Una grande problema! They mess with me, they mess with me for the last time! We take 'em out!

Tommy Vercetti: What's your problem?

Umberto Robina: We take 'em out! Only we need some backup. I lost a few hermanos already out there. Amigo, you drive good!

Tommy Vercetti: For a woman. Right?

Umberto Robina: This is no time for joking! Come on, drive for me again! Take my boys over there! They mess with me! They mess with the biggest boy in town!

(Tommy leaves Café Robina and finds a four-door vehicle, picking up three Cubans.)

Cuban: We gonna fight like men.

(If Tommy drives a two door car into the pink halo)

Cuban:"Not enough room, man, you need a bigger car."

(Tommy Vercetti and the three Cubans arrive outside the Haitian drugs factory)

Rico: Hey amigo! Good to see you could make it! CHAAAAAARGE!

(Tommy Vercetti, Rico and the Cubans reach the entrance of the drugs factory.)

Rico: Now, my brothers, CHAAARRRGGEE!!

(Three Cubans charge inside the factory walls and are shot dead by a sniper.)

Rico: Sniper on the roof! They fight like girls! Take cover!

(Rico pulls out his phone.)

Rico: We need reinforcements from the café!

(The reinforcements arrive.)

Rico: Take out that cowardly sniper.

(Tommy Vercetti kills the sniper and the guards.)

Rico: Fight like men with huge cojones!

(Tommy Vercetti, Rico and the Cubans storm the drugs factory, killing all the Haitians insight.)

Rico: Tommy, we have proved our manful bravery. Let us steal this van filled with drugs and make good our escape!

Reward

The reward for completing the mission is $2,000 and the mission Naval Engagement for Umberto Robina is unlocked.

Gallery

Video Walkthrough

PC Version - GTASeriesVideos
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See Also