The eXsorbeo is a handheld game system in the GTA III Era. It is only featured on its teaser site for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and in adverts on radio stations. The handheld device looks like a man's genitalia, which is considered another sexual joke from Rockstar, especially knowing one of the lines one of the characters in the radio advert is saying: "Mom, look, I'm playing with myself!", a clear reference to masturbation.
The eXsorbeo is mentioned once in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories: a caller on Nurse Bob's show on Liberty City Free Radio complains that his girlfriend moans about him playing the game 'One Eyed Monster War' too much. A successor to the eXsorbeo, the eXsorbeo 720 console makes a small cameo in Grand Theft Auto IV, before receiving a number of games in Grand Theft Auto V.
The eXsorbeo may be a spoof of the Sega Game Gear because of its "multi-colored" handheld portable game system.
- Morning Missile Crisis - "Every dawn was the same - Domestic nuclear holocaust, nearly averted!"
- Free the Hostages - "If you don't, they eventually got out themselves."
- One Eyed Monster War - "Strangle a big angry monster until you strangle the life out of it! Released in 1991."
- Zif - "Woops!"
- Squirt - "That game taught me how to clean up after myself!"
- Pocket Pool - "Hole in the corner pocket, every time. This was all about the gameplay. Nobody Ever Finished the last pro level challenge, EXCEPT ME!"
- Mortal Sin - "THE GAME THEY TRIED TO BAN!"
- Tonsil Hockey - "A great game"
- Pink eXsorbeo Vibrate - Comes with "Pocket Pool", "Squirt" and "Zif".
- Yellow eXsorbeo - Comes with "One Eyed Monster War", "Morning Missle Crisis" and "Free The Hostages"
- Brown eXsorbeo SImulator - Comes with "Mortal Sin" and "Tonsil Hockey"
On the site there is an emulator for the game One Eyed Monster. You touch the screen to play. The object of the game is to shoot the monster in the eye until you kill it.
The One Eyed Monster is another sexual joke, as this is one of the several nicknames given to a penis.