[[Image:Blista Compact (GTAVC) (front).jpg|thumb|right|300px|A Blista Compact in GTA Vice City ([[:Image:Blista Compact (GTAVC) (rear).jpg|Rear quarter view]]).]] The '''Blista Compact''' is a 2 door hatchback available in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]], [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]], [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]] and [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. [[Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars]] features a car similar to the Blista Compact, named the '''Blista'''. In Grand Theft Auto IV, the Blista Compact is manufactured by [[Dinka]]. The Blista Compact is a seperate car to the [[Blista]] van seen in [[Grand Theft Auto III]], and [[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]]. ==Description== The Blista Compact is commonly found almost anywhere in [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]] or [[State of San Andreas|San Andreas]], and is generally considered to be a satisfactory car, particularly useful for quick getaways and general evasive purposes. In GTA IV, the Blista Compact is worth [[Dollar|$]]1,500 at [[Stevie]]'s garage, where Niko can bring the vehicle after completing all of his [[Stevie's Car Thefts|Text Message Car missions]]. ===Design=== Unlike many other vehicles, the Blista Compact's design has remained almost exactly the same in all its appearances, apart from its different engine sound and minor cosmetic differences. Like its design influence, the first generation [[wp:Fiat Brava|Fiat Brava]], the Blista Compact sports a hatchback design and a very small curb weight; in fact, the Blista Compact is easily the smallest and lightest passenger car in GTA Vice City and GTA San Andreas (the [[Uranus]] is lighter in GTA IV). The car has a two-tone paintjob in GTA Vice City, with an always-black bottom half, but in later games was remodeled to feature a variety of colors in all-over and two-tone styles. In GTA IV, the Blista Compact may optionally feature a spoiler or sunroof; a variant is available with side-skirts, twin exhaust and a windscreen banner. There are several burnt out [[Wrecks|wreck]] versions of the Blista Compact.

Image:Blista Compact (GTAVC) (front).jpg|A Blista Compact in GTA Vice City ([[:Image:Blista Compact (GTAVC) (rear).jpg|Rear quarter view]]). Image:Blista Compact (GTASA) (front).jpg|A Blista Compact in GTA San Andreas. Its right signal light (beside the headlight) is missing ([[:Image:Blista Compact (GTASA) (rear).jpg|Rear quarter view]]). Image:Blista Compact (GTAVCS) (front).jpg|A Blista Compact in GTA Vice City Stories. Grilles are added on the rear windscreen ([[:Image:Blista Compact (GTAVCS) (rear).jpg|Rear quarter view]]). Image:Blista Compact (GTA4) (front).jpg|A Blista Compact in GTA IV ([[:Image:Blista Compact (GTA4) (rear).jpg|Rear quarter view, without sunroof]]). Image:Blista Compact (GTA4) (modified) (front).jpg|A modified variant of GTA IV's Blista Compact. The spoiler is not exclusive to this variant ([[:Image:Blista Compact (GTA4) (modified) (rear).jpg|Rear quarter view]]). Image:Blista (GTACW).png|A Blista in GTA Chinatown Wars.
=== Performance === Since its introduction in GTA Vice City, the Blista Compact has usually been an impressive small sports car, capable of outrunning rarer and more expensive performance cars. In GTA Vice City Stories, however, the Blista Compact is noticeably slower, and suffers from terrible oversteer. Blista Compacts all adopt front wheel drive. In GTA IV, the Blista Compact is powered by a high revving, twin cam 1.4L four-cylinder engine, giving it a top speed on par with much higher-end vehicles and acceleration superior to its nearest competition, the [[Futo]]. Its suspension is excellent, preventing understeer. At high speeds it is more than capable of cornering, and at low speeds it is easy to maneuvre through city traffic. Braking is acceptable, though ABS is not standard. Crash deformation is acceptable, though build quality is sub par, often leaving the Blista Compact disabled after only a few impacts. ==Locations== '''GTA San Andreas''' *Next to one of the radar towers at [[Easter Bay International Airport]] in [[San Fierro]] (only when wanted for export) *Usually seen in San Fierro and Las Venturas regions. '''GTA Vice City Stories''' *Parked by [[Sunshine Autos]] in [[Little Havana]]. *Found at the parking lot by the [[Hyman Memorial Stadium]]. '''GTA IV''' *A Blista Compact is always found in front of the [[Comrades Bar]] at the beginning of the mission [[Ivan The Not So Terrible]]. It can be moved to the player's parking space just across the street, and the mission can be completed with another car. *Spawn all around [[Broker]], but mostly [[Hove Beach]], [[East Hook]] and [[BOABO]] *Spawn around [[Acter]], [[Acter Industrial Park]] and [[Tudor]], [[Alderney]] *Spawn around [[Chinatown]], [[Algonquin]] *Spawn around [[Industrial]] and [[Chase Point]], [[Bohan]] *Spawn in traffic in [[Multiplayer in GTA IV|Multiplayer]] ==Modifications (GTA San Andreas)== *Color *Hood *Vents *Exhausts *Nitro (all) *Roof *Spoilers *Side Skirts *Wheels *Car Stereo *Hydraulics {{Navboxes |title= Navigation |list1={{gtavc vehicles|state=collapsed}}{{Gtasa vehicles|state=uncollapsed}}{{gtavcs vehicles|state=collapsed}}{{gtaiv vehicles|state=uncollapsed}}{{vehicles|state=collapsed}}{{gtaiv|state=collapsed}} }} [[de:Blista]] [[es:Blista Compact]] [[Category:Vehicles]] [[Category:Vehicles in GTA Vice City]] [[Category:Vehicles in GTA San Andreas]] [[Category:Vehicles in GTA Vice City Stories]] [[Category:Vehicles in GTA IV]] [[Category:Vehicles in GTA Chinatown Wars]] [[Category:Small Cars]] [[Category:2-Door Sedans and Coupes]]

Little Lacy Surprise

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Little Lacy Surprise is a "fashion underwear" for children first mentioned in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories. It parodies the continuing trend of suggestive underwear for young girls and young boys, and also comes as unisex, according to a radio advertisement on GTA Vice City Stories. Allegedly, the underwear comes in a range of "styles" on the cartoon characters, The Barfs. However, this commercial strongly implies pedophilia and even incest, something that panelist Bryony Craddock denounces on Pressing Issues. This ad airs on Espantoso and features Jack Howitzer.

In Grand Theft Auto IV, the company supposedly hosts a website about a pageant sponsored by them. Upon accessing the closed website, the player recieves a 5-star wanted level.

Script

Opening:
Girl: Do you want to see my underwear?
Boy: I sure do!
Girl I don't have any hair down there.
Boy: I don't care.
Girl: I have got a little lacy surprise!
Boy: Oh boy!
Girl: And you aren't going to believe your eyes.
[Announcer comes in and explains his love for kid's underwear]
Closing:
Girl: I have got a little lacy surprise! Oh daddy please close your eyes.