|image = JillVonCrastenburg-GTAIV.JPG
|game_1 = GTA IV
|name = Jill Von Crastenburg
|gender = F
|dob = July 14, 1995
|pob = [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]]
|home = [[Westdyke]]
|nationality = United States
|affiliations = [[Cloe Parker]] [[Kayla Paulo]]
|vehicles = [[Turismo]]
'''Jill Von Crastenburg''' is a character appearing in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]].
==Background and personality==
Jill Von Crastenburg was born on July 14th, into the multi-billionaire Von Crastenburg family, an old-money family of New England said to own half of [[The Exchange]] in [[Algonquin]]. "[[wp:von|Von]]" suggests they may have been German nobility hundreds of years ago, as does their current prestige and influence.
She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]], a parody of [[:wp:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie's]] (Jill's counterpart) friendship with [[:wp:Paris Hilton|Paris Hilton]] (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior.
Since her 11th birthday and/or [], she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] party circuit. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a [[Los Santos in GTA IV Era|Downtown Los Santos]] supermarket and walking down the street in [[San Fierro]].)
In early [], she began a three-week relationship with Cuban baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]]. At the beginning of GTA IV she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an [[Opium Nights]] valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on [[electrictit.com|Electric Tit]] but was removed from the site.
By most sources she is only 13 years old during GTA IV, though her sexual activity, popularity among the internet porn crowd and admittance to bars makes this highly unlikely. According to [[Our-own-reality.com|Our Own Reality]] she is a college dropout, but they confirm that she is still in her teens (meaning she might be 19).
Assuming she were 13, she is likely a caricature of modern children (especially wealthy) growing up too fast. The scenario is also likely meant to poke fun at the unhealthy sexual images of [[:wp:Lindsey Lohan|Lindsay Lohan]], [[:wp:Hillary Duff|Hillary Duff]], [[:wp:Miley Cyrus|Miley Cyrus]] and the [[:wp:Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen|Olsen Twins]] (who Jill bears a resemblance to) while they were still under 18. Pedophilia is portrayed in the game as being all too common in society.
==Fame and wealth==
[[File:JillVonCrastenburg-GTAIV-shopping.jpg|thumb|right|Jill buying lotion at a [[Los Santos in GTA IV Era|Los Santos]] supermarket]]
[[File:JillVonCrastenburg-GTAIV-artwork.png|thumb|right|A poster of Jill Von Crastenburg.]]
The family own many large homes. Their official residence (though it is said to be a summer home) is a 19-bedroom mansion along in [[Westdyke]], [[Alderney]]. It is on [[Owl Creek Ave]], next door to Jill's best friend [[Cloe Parker]]. Jill's own bedroom features murals of erotic fairy tales (i.e. "Robin Hood taking it in the can from the big bad wolf") painted by celebrity artists Simon & Nigel, and she owns a flying rabbit as a pet. The family also owns a 63-room manor upstate and an enormous penthouse along [[Columbus Avenue]] in the [[Middle Park East]] area of [[Algonquin]]. They own several private jets, one with its own health spa and screening room. The family also gives over $300 million per month to charities that they own and operate. Despite amassing one of the largest fortunes in the world, the Von Crastenburgs do not pay taxes by claiming to practice their religion inside their house, according to [[I'm Rich]].
Jill herself is a well-paid spokeswoman, recieving a free [[Grotti]] sports car every christmas from the dealership and a ''lifetime supply'' of food from any [[Burger Shot]] outlet in the American North-East (excluding [[Alderney]]; the ''Freak State'', which is weird because Jill lives in Alderney). Jill is also set to host a new reality TV show titled ''America's Sexiest Terrorist''.
==LCPD Database information==
'''Surname''': Von Crastenburg
'''First Name''': Jill
'''Place of Birth''': Algonquin, Liberty City
*[] - Possession Controlled Substance: Cocaine
*[] - Public Lewdness
*Rich heiress and Algonquin socialite.
*Regular on the Liberty City party circuit.
*History of drug and alcohol abuse.
*A sex tape, believed to feature Von Crastenburg, was recently circulated on the internet.
*At the time of GTA IV, she is the only juvenile listed in the [[LCPD Database]].
*Jill may also based on real-life socialite and billionaire heiress [[wp:Amanda Hearst|Amanda Hearst]] (as they resemble each other), despite being over a decade younger than her real-life counterpart.
*A pedestrian strongly resembling Jill can be seen sometimes in the middle of [[Star Junction]] standing next to a black [[Stretch]] (although this can just be a fluke). Pedestrians with similar features of Jill are also known to spawn around [[Varsity Heights]].
*She attended Bullworth Academy at some point in her life.
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