Equanox

Equinox is a product manufactured by The Zaibatsu Corporation that was advertised on the radio in Grand Theft Auto III. It is a brand of alertness pills with a long list of side-effects. It is similar to another Zaibatsu product, Zoom Zoom, that was advertised in Grand Theft Auto 2.

Commercial

Woman: I used to be concerned and nervous about the future. Sometimes I'd get scared before an important event, such as childbirth, or a family funeral. Hey, sometimes you need a little help navigating life's trouble spots! That's when I discovered Equinox!

Man: After the divorce and losing little Tommy, life was getting me down. I couldn't focus on anything at work. After trying Equinox, I've been employee of the month three times in a row!

Man #2 : I used to fall unconscious for hours at a time, but now with Equinox, I never need to sleep.

Man #3 : Equinox is new, from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals. Ask your doctor about Equinox... Today!

Disclaimer: Equinox may cause nausea, loss of sleep, blurred vision, leakage, kidney problems and breathing irregularities. Do not take Equinox if you are operating any machinery, driving a car, pregnant, a child of low age, unhappy or if your family has a history of mental disorders.

Man #3: Equinox. Softening life's harsh realities!