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The following is a script of the mission [[Bull in a China Shop]] in Grand Theft Auto IV. | The following is a '''script''' of the mission [[Bull in a China Shop]] in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. | ||
==Script== | ==Script== | ||
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'''Mickey''': Hey! What where you're going. | '''Mickey''': Hey! What where you're going. | ||
'''Niko''': Hey! | |||
(''Mel stumbles into Niko and Niko pushes him down'') | (''Mel stumbles into Niko and Niko pushes him down'') | ||
''' | '''Mel''': Hey... | ||
'''Mickey''': I tried to tell ya. | '''Mickey''': I tried to tell ya. | ||
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(''Niko walks to Vlad who is with Ivan'') | (''Niko walks to Vlad who is with Ivan'') | ||
'''Vlad''': So, Ivan - I see you later, okay? Yokel | '''Vlad''': So, Ivan - I see you later, okay? Yokel... fatty Roman's cousin... what's your name again? | ||
'''Niko''': Big mouth prick. | '''Niko''': Big mouth prick. | ||
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'''Shop owner''': Vlad should pay me to tell punks like you to go away. He get no money. | '''Shop owner''': Vlad should pay me to tell punks like you to go away. He get no money. | ||
== | (''Niko smashes the window'') | ||
'''Shop owner''': Stop it shit brain. I pay up now, I pay up. | |||
'''Shop owner''': Shit. Here. I thought Vlad and I had understanding? | |||
'''Niko''': Only thing I understood was you owed him money. | |||
or: | |||
'''Shop owner''': Here's your money. I hope you and Vlad choke on it. | |||
'''Niko''': Sure, whatever. | |||
or: | |||
''(Niko smashes the window before talking to the shop owner''): | |||
'''Shop owner''': What fuck you doing? You pay for that, crazy man. | |||
'''Niko''': You should have paid Vlad his protection money. | |||
'''Shop owner''': Point proven. I get it. | |||
(''Niko takes the money back to Vlad'') | |||
'''Vlad''': Hey yokel, you manage to do the job? Get Vlad his money | |||
'''Niko''': He paid up. I had to smash the shop up pretty good, but he paid. | |||
'''Vlad''': Don't worry your little peasant head about it. Stupid jerk made a mistake of telling me how much he gets that shit for back east. He's the biggest crook in the neighborhood. Lucky I don't tell his customers what they're paying for. | |||
'''Niko''': That it? Can I go now? | |||
'''Vlad''': Sure, get out of my face. | |||
==Post mission text message== | |||
Yokel, come see me for more work. - Vlad | |||
==Post mission phone call== | ==Post mission phone call== | ||
'''Roman''': Niko, how you doing? This is so much fun. | |||
'''Niko''': You know Roman, I haven't been having that much fun since I got here. Has been a lot like hard work. | |||
'''Roman''': Well, you should hang out with your cousin more often. | |||
'''Niko''': Maybe that is the problem. | |||
'''Roman''': Ha ha. I'm sitting here with Brucie. Well, we're sitting here and calling the cops and watching them show up and look around. The fucking stupid bastards. | |||
'''Niko''': You shouldn't cry wolf, Roman. Who knows when you will really need help. | |||
'''Roman''': Fuck, I think they see us. Have to go, Niko. | |||
==Failing the mission== | ==Failing the mission== | ||
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'''Niko''': Vlad, I scared the old man too much. He's dead. | '''Niko''': Vlad, I scared the old man too much. He's dead. | ||
'''Vlad''': Stupid peasant, think about it. Dead men can't pay me money. Now | '''Vlad''': Stupid peasant, think about it. Dead men can't pay me money. Now your cousin's going to have to owe me for this as well. | ||
==Unused dialogue== | |||
''(Dialogue which isn't heard in-game)'' | |||
'''Shopkeeper''': Big man with the big bat. I so impressed. | |||
'''Niko''': But you know that there is nothing stopping me from coming back here and smashing it in your face. | |||
'''Vlad''': Come to the bar. | |||
'''Niko''': Fine. | |||
'''Niko''': For the record, I don't take orders from Vlad. I'm just doing a favor for my cousin. | |||
'''Niko''': From people like me. | |||
'''Niko''': Hello, you got some nice stuff in here. | |||
'''Shopkeeper''': Hey, don't hurt me. Vlad say you too stupid to understand his orders. | |||
'''Niko''': I can smell you too. | |||
'''Niko''': I did what you said, I got your money. | |||
'''Shopkeeper''': I don't give no shit about you Russians. | |||
'''Niko''': I gave him the vodka. | |||
'''Niko''': I hope you don't mind. | |||
'''Shopkeeper''': I paid you all the money I had. There's no more. | |||
'''Shopkeeper''': I thought you were protecting me now? | |||
'''Niko''': I will give you a bottle of vodka now to apologize for what I did. | |||
'''Vlad''': If you give a shit about your fatty cousin's debt then I've got some more work for you. | |||
'''Shopkeeper''': Ok, this not so funny no more. | |||
'''Niko''': Seems careless to not be paying Vlad his protection money? | |||
'''Shopkeeper''': Smash, smash, smash. You boring me. | |||
'''Shopkeeper''': Stupid man, you wasting your time. | |||
'''Vlad''': Take this bottle of Cherenkov. Say you're sorry and you won't do it again. | |||
'''Vlad''': That means don't fucking hurt him, alright. Hear me now? | |||
'''Vlad''': What are you doing hurting my friends, yokel? You trying to make me mad? | |||
'''Shopkeeper''': What are you doing? I pay you already. | |||
'''Vlad''': You kissed and made up, that's sweet. | |||
'''Niko''': You know what, Vlad. I wanted that vodka all to myself, so I got rid of the shop owner. | |||
'''Vlad''': You pathetic halfwit, what if I decide to get rid of your cousin when I next pay him a visit. Shit. | |||
'''Shopkeeper''': Your arm starting to hurt already? I get tired just watching you. | |||
'''Vlad''': You're deaf as well as stupid. That's good to know, yokel. I said scare him, don't hurt him. | |||
[[Category:Scripts for GTA IV]] |