Bull in a China Shop/Script
The following is a script of the mission Bull in a China Shop in Grand Theft Auto IV.
Mel: Ah, fuck you! You're a bunch of pussies and fags.
Mel: I'm going back to the meetings.
Mel: I'm going to be somebody!
Mickey: Yeah, yeah. See you later, Mel.
Mel: You always were an asshole, Mickey...
Mickey: Hey! What where you're going.
(Mel stumbles into Niko and Niko pushes him down)
Mickey: I tried to tell ya.
Mel: Fuck you...
Niko: Excuse me.
(Niko walks to Vlad who is with Ivan)
Vlad: So, Ivan - I see you later, okay? Yokel, fatty Roman's cousin... what's your name again?
Niko: Big mouth prick.
Vlad: Very catchy, sit down. Cousin... Niko... that's it, Niko... not big mouth prick. You funny guy.
Niko: I try.
Vlad: Yes... and this once, I let you take the shit out of me.
Niko: Take the shit?
Vlad: Yes, mickey about.
Niko: I don't understand.
Vlad: People who fuck with me get fucked with!
Niko: Okay, fine. Calm down.
Vlad: Whatever, some old man not paid me in months, and I'm not kind of person who is treated this way. Old bastard owns a china shop on Camden Avenue in Dukes. Here you go... Don't hurt him. Just teach him a lesson.
Niko: I don't need a bat to teach a lesson.
(Niko goes to the store)
Niko: Hey, let me in. You owe Vlad protection money, old man.
Shop owner: Big Vlad and his protection money. I so scared. What I need protection from?
Niko: You think this door is going to save your shop? There's shit I can break out here.
Shop owner: Vlad should pay me to tell punks like you to go away. He get no money.
(Niko smashes the window)
Shop owner: Stop it, shit brain. I pay up now, I pay up.
Shop owner: Shit. Here. I thought Vlad and I had understanding?
Niko: Only thing I understood was you owed him money.
Shop owner: Here's your money. I hope you and Vlad choke on it.
Niko: Sure, whatever.
(Niko smashes the window before talking to the shop owner:
Shop owner: What fuck you doing? You pay for that, crazy man.
Niko: You should have paid Vlad his protection money.
Shop owner: Point proven. I get it.
(Niko takes the money back to Vlad)
Vlad: Hey yokel, you manage to do the job? Get Vlad his money
Niko: He paid up. I had to smash the shop up pretty good, but he paid.
Vlad: Don't worry our little peasant head about it. Stupid jerk made a mistake of telling me how much he gets that shit for back east. He's the biggest crook in the neighborhood. Lucky I don't tell his customers what they're paying for.
Niko: That it? Can I go now?
Vlad: Sure, get out of my face.
Post mission phone call
Failing the mission
Shop owner is killed
Niko: Vlad, I scared the old man too much. He's dead.
Vlad: Stupid peasant, think about it. Dead men can't pay me money. Now you cousin's going to have to owe me for this as well.