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The following are dialog and mission scripts as seen during "[[Hating the Haters]]" in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. Dialogue spoken in Serbian is written in '''bold'''.
The following is a '''script''' of the mission "[[Hating the Haters]]" in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]].


==Script==
==Script==
'''Niko''': Florian, open the door. '''Don't be a fag.'''
'''Niko''': Florian, open the door. ''Don't be a fag.''


'''Bernie''': '''Speak English.''' And I told you, it's Bernie.
'''Bernie''': ''Speak English.'' And I told you, it's Bernie.


'''Niko''': Then Bernie, open the door. What's going on?
'''Niko''': Then Bernie, open the door. What's going on?
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'''Bernie''': Eyes on the prize, Niko.
'''Bernie''': Eyes on the prize, Niko.
'''Bernie''': Come on, Niko.


''(If Niko gets in front of Bernie)''
''(If Niko gets in front of Bernie)''
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''(If Niko continues to stay close)''
''(If Niko continues to stay close)''


'''Bernie''': Niko, this isn't working sweetie. Either the hater has seen us and he'll stay away. Or someone's going to tell Bryce I'm with you and he'll think I'm cheating. Nu uh, honey. I'm going home.
'''Bernie''': Niko, this isn't working sweetie. Either the hater has seen us and he'll stay away. Or someone's going to tell Bryce I'm with you and he'll think I'm cheating. Nuh uh, honey. I'm going home.


or:
or:


'''Bernie''': Sorry honey, you've blown our cover. There's no way the hater's going to think I'm alone with you clamped to my buns like that. I'm going home for a shower and an avocado face pack.
'''Bernie''': Sorry honey, you've blown our cover. There's no way the hater's going to think I'm alone with you clamped to my buns like that. I'm going home for a shower and an avocado face pack.


''(Bernie continues to jog and the homophobe emerges from behind a wall)''
''(Bernie continues to jog and the homophobe emerges from behind a wall)''
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'''Niko''': Whatever you say, buddy. Unfortunately, for hitting my friend, I'm going to kick the shit out of you.
'''Niko''': Whatever you say, buddy. Unfortunately, for hitting my friend, I'm going to kick the shit out of you.
''(As Bernie lays on the ground)''
'''Bernie''': I wish we could all just get along.
'''Bernie''': Nothing's broken, get him.
'''Bernie''': Go after him. Make him suffer.
''(If the hater gets away)''
'''Niko''': He's got away. We ain't gonna catch him.


''(Niko begins to chase the homophobe around Middle Park)''
''(Niko begins to chase the homophobe around Middle Park)''
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'''Homophobe''': Get a pedicure of something.
'''Homophobe''': Get a pedicure of something.
'''Homophobe''': They're not meant to fight back.


'''Homophobe''': Stay away from me.
'''Homophobe''': Stay away from me.
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'''Homophobe''': Help me, shit.
'''Homophobe''': Help me, shit.
'''Homophobe''': It's me. I'm the problem. My daddy never loved me.
'''Homophobe''': I'm sorry, I just see him running and I need to grab him and just...
'''Homophobe''': Oh shit. This wasn't meant to happen.
'''Homophobe''': Shit man. I didn't mean nothing by it.


''(Niko makes his way back to Bernie)''
''(Niko makes his way back to Bernie)''
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'''Bernie''': I'm coming with you honey. Make some room.
'''Bernie''': I'm coming with you honey. Make some room.
'''Bernie''': Scooch up Niko. Bernie is riding shotgun.


''(Bernie gets on the bike with Niko and they chase the homophobe)''
''(Bernie gets on the bike with Niko and they chase the homophobe)''
'''Bernie''': Get him, Niko. I want him to suffer for every gray hair and worry line. I can't believe that Bryce hasn't ended things already. I'm disgusting. I've gotten fat and ugly, Niko. You should have seen me when I first got here.
'''Niko''': I knew you before you got here.
'''Bernie''': That was Florian... urgh. Bernie was beautiful when he arrived on the scene. Dancing in Hercules with my shirt off - every eye in the room was on me. I could have had anyone. Now I'm a monster - an old, wrinkly, gray monster.
'''Niko''': The man we chase is a monster, not you.
'''Bernie''': Niko Bellic that is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me. I think I'm going to cry.
'''Niko''': Hold back the tears, Florian. Wait until we get this guy.


'''Bernie''': Catch him Niko. This man has haunted my dreams for weeks.
'''Bernie''': Catch him Niko. This man has haunted my dreams for weeks.
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'''Bernie''': You're letting him get away.
'''Bernie''': You're letting him get away.
'''Bernie''': We can't let him lose us, sweetie.
'''Bernie''': Come on big boy. Use all you got on him.
'''Bernie''': Catch up to him, Niko Bellic.


'''Homophobe''': I can't get beaten up by boyfriends.
'''Homophobe''': I can't get beaten up by boyfriends.
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''(If Niko gets off the bike and chases the hater on foot)''
''(If Niko gets off the bike and chases the hater on foot)''


'''Bernie''': I need an ice park Niko, but get that guy first!
'''Bernie''': I need an ice pack Niko, but get that guy first!


'''Bernie''': This soldier's out of action. Finish the mission without him.
'''Bernie''': This soldier's out of action. Finish the mission without him.
'''Bernie''': I can't go on. Do it alone Niko.


''(Niko deals with the homophobe)''
''(Niko deals with the homophobe)''


'''Bernie''': I'm not dressed with jail! We need to get out of here.
'''Bernie''': I'm not dressed for jail! We need to get out of here.


''(Niko drives Bernie to Perseus)''
''(Niko drives Bernie to Perseus)''
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'''Bernie''': This is terrible Niko! I'm going to rot in my apartment. The mummy of Middle Park West they'll call me. I can't stand it. I gotta go.
'''Bernie''': This is terrible Niko! I'm going to rot in my apartment. The mummy of Middle Park West they'll call me. I can't stand it. I gotta go.


[[Category:GTA IV Scripts]]
==Unused dialogue==
''(Dialogue which isn't heard in-game)''
 
'''Niko''': Bernie, what's the deal? Are you asleep or something? Wake up.
 
'''Bernie''': Bryce only likes carpet burns he's given me. Not these things.
 
'''Bernie''': Don't drop your diet muffins, people.
 
'''Bernie''': Hold onto your focaccias, people.
 
'''Bernie''': I better not need plastic surgery on these cuts.
 
'''Bernie''': I could kiss you.
 
'''Niko''': I got distracted Bernie.
 
'''Bernie''': I was going too fast...too fast.
 
'''Niko''': I'll call you.
 
'''Hater''': It's the TV man. They just rub it in your face all day long. All those... men.
 
'''Bernie''': Niko, he got me. Where were you? I thought you were watching me?
 
'''Bernie''': No one's going to pay attention to me.
 
'''Bernie''': Now I'm even more hideous.
 
'''Niko''': Sure thing Bernie.
 
'''Bernie''': Thanks a bunch Niko.
 
'''Bernie''': Watch your skinny frappes, Bernie's coming through.
 
'''Niko''': We'll talk later.
 
'''Bernie''': You are good enough to eat. Fun time soon. Fun time. I promise.
 
'''Niko''': You'll have no more trouble Bernie. Don't worry.
 
[[Category:Scripts for GTA IV]]
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