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The following is a script of the first [[Random Characters in GTA IV Era|encounter]] with [[Jeff]] in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. | The following is a '''script''' of the first [[Random Characters in GTA IV Era|encounter]] with [[Jeff]] in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. | ||
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'''Man''': You're wasted on him... | '''Man''': You're wasted on him... | ||
==Post mission phone | ''(If Niko takes a picture without the couple in it)'' | ||
I can't see shit. Where are they? Are you giving it to her, too? | |||
''(If Niko takes a picture without the man in it)'' | |||
I see my wife, but where is the stud that's giving it to her... the bitch! | |||
''(If Niko takes a picture without his wife in it)'' | |||
That's the smug fuck, I can tell he's been giving it to her. Where is the bitch?! | |||
''(If Niko spooks them)'' | |||
'''Man''': Leave her alone! Leave her alone! | |||
or: | |||
'''Man''': I'm gonna stick up for her, if no one else is. | |||
'''Man''': You're as bad as the paparazzi who hound those poor celebrities. | |||
'''Man''': Take a photo of this. | |||
'''Man''': Some things are private. | |||
==Post mission phone calls== | |||
===Shirley alive=== | |||
'''Jeff''': The bitch, the cum-guzzling bitch. She kisses our kid with that mouth. I love her so much. Oh, calm Jeff, calm, be calm, calm down. | '''Jeff''': The bitch, the cum-guzzling bitch. She kisses our kid with that mouth. I love her so much. Oh, calm Jeff, calm, be calm, calm down. | ||
'''Niko''': Take your own advice, Jeff. Be calm. This don't necessarily mean she's cheating on you. | '''Niko''': Take your own advice, Jeff. Be calm. This don't necessarily mean she's cheating on you. | ||
===Shirley killed=== | |||
'''Niko''': Jeff, you lucky bastard. You don't have to worry about that bitch no more. I fucking iced her. | |||
'''Jeff''': Oh my God, Jeff, what have you done? You employed a psychopath and he killed the woman you love... the mother of your child. Why? Why? Why? | |||
==Failing the mission== | ==Failing the mission== | ||
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'''Jeff''': Slip? You've been slipping it to her, haven't you? Banging my wife rather than helping me. Well, screw you. | '''Jeff''': Slip? You've been slipping it to her, haven't you? Banging my wife rather than helping me. Well, screw you. | ||
[[Category:GTA IV | [[Category:Scripts for GTA IV]] |
Latest revision as of 19:57, 17 April 2015
The following is a script of the first encounter with Jeff in Grand Theft Auto IV.
Script
(Walking up to Jeff)
Jeff: Bitch.
Jeff: You dirty whore.
Jeff: How could you do this to me?
Jeff: Why? Why?
Jeff: I won't be treated like this.
(Niko walks up to Jeff)
Jeff: Hey, how you doin'?
Niko: Uh, good. How are you?
Jeff: Well, I'm shit, to be perfectly frank, buddy. Fuckin' shit.
Niko: What?
Jeff: Terrible.
Niko: Oh. What's wrong with you?
Jeff: Me? My life's a fucking train wreck. I cannot believe this is happening to me. Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
Niko: Hey, come on, calm down.
Jeff: Fucking bitch.
Niko: Who are you talking about? Who's this bitch?
Jeff: My fucking whore of a fucking wife, that's who!
Niko: Okay. What did she do?
Jeff: My lovely bride, the mother of my son is up there, right now, fucking some prick behind my back. After all I've done for that tramp, whore. Ah!
Niko: Hey, you okay? Hey come on, calm down. You're going to do yourself some serious damage if you keep going on like that.
Jeff: It's only angina. Come on, Jeff, be calm. Jeff, be cool. Come on, champ. You can do this. Be a winner.
Niko: Hey, mister - are you okay?
Jeff: I'm a winner. I can do anything.
Niko: Great. See you later.
Jeff: Hey you know, you could do me a favor here. You know.
Niko: What?
Jeff: Take some photos. Text 'em to me.
Niko: You want me to text you photos of your own wife?
Jeff: I'll pay buddy. I've got a black card!
Niko: I'm afraid I only take cash.
Jeff: I'll give you cash. Alright? Five hundred. Just follow 'em. Take some photos. Text 'em to me.
(Jeff sees his wife and gives Niko his card)
Jeff: Come on! Here they come. Here's my card.
Dialogue
(Niko follows him wife to the Superstar Cafe)
Man: You know, I'm here for you whenever you need me.
Shirley: It's just that he gets so angry and jealous. I don't know what to do. I've found bugs in my phone. I came home and my panty drawer was empty. Turned out he'd sent the contents to a lab for DNA analysis.
Man: It's not your fault. I'd trust you in his position.
Shirley: He wants to get a Trackify chip put in the base of my spine. Says I wouldn't mind if I didn't have something to hide.
Man: Have I told you how beautiful your eyes are?
Shirley: I mean, it's not like I keep things from him. I just don't want to become a paraplegic or anything.
Man: It'd be criminal for a woman with legs like yours not to be able to use them.
Shirley: You meet a guy with a nice smile and a black card, but you don't have any idea what kind of monster he could turn into.
Man: I'm not gonna change on you.
Shirley: It just doesn't make sense to me, what makes him think I'd cheat on him? A girl can have male friends. It's not like every guy I hang out with is trying to screw me, is it?
Man: You're wasted on him...
(If Niko takes a picture without the couple in it)
I can't see shit. Where are they? Are you giving it to her, too?
(If Niko takes a picture without the man in it)
I see my wife, but where is the stud that's giving it to her... the bitch!
(If Niko takes a picture without his wife in it)
That's the smug fuck, I can tell he's been giving it to her. Where is the bitch?!
(If Niko spooks them)
Man: Leave her alone! Leave her alone!
or:
Man: I'm gonna stick up for her, if no one else is.
Man: You're as bad as the paparazzi who hound those poor celebrities.
Man: Take a photo of this.
Man: Some things are private.
Post mission phone calls
Shirley alive
Jeff: The bitch, the cum-guzzling bitch. She kisses our kid with that mouth. I love her so much. Oh, calm Jeff, calm, be calm, calm down.
Niko: Take your own advice, Jeff. Be calm. This don't necessarily mean she's cheating on you.
Shirley killed
Niko: Jeff, you lucky bastard. You don't have to worry about that bitch no more. I fucking iced her.
Jeff: Oh my God, Jeff, what have you done? You employed a psychopath and he killed the woman you love... the mother of your child. Why? Why? Why?
Failing the mission
Jeff's wife's friend dies
Niko: Jeff. I didn't like the look of the guy your wife was with so I killed him. No thanks necessary.
Jeff: You fucking killed him? God! He was probably just a friend or her pilates instructor or something. You crazy bastard, she'll never get over this.
Both targets die
Niko: Yo, Jeffy. I don't like you being treated like this. I killed your wife and the man who was dicking her.
Jeff: You psychopath. How could you do it? You turned them into Romeo and Juliet or something. I've got nothing now. Not even memories.
Jeff's wife escapes
Niko: Hey man, I'm sorry but your wife gave me the slip.
Jeff: Slip? You've been slipping it to her, haven't you? Banging my wife rather than helping me. Well, screw you.
Jeff's wife spooked
Niko: Hey Jeff, your wife clocked me. I slipped up, man.
Jeff: Slip? You've been slipping it to her, haven't you? Banging my wife rather than helping me. Well, screw you.