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"Fashion underwear" for children, parodying the continuing trend of suggestive underwear for young girls and young boys. Also comes as unisex, according to a radio advertisement on [[GTA Vice City Stories]]. Allegedely, the underwear comes in a range of "styles" on the cartoon characters, The Barfs. However, this commercial strongly implies pedophilia and even incest, something that panelist [[Bryony Craddock]] denounces on Pressing Issues. This ad airs on [[Espantoso]]. | "Fashion underwear" for children, parodying the continuing trend of suggestive underwear for young girls and young boys. Also comes as unisex, according to a radio advertisement on [[GTA Vice City Stories]]. Allegedely, the underwear comes in a range of "styles" on the cartoon characters, The Barfs. However, this commercial strongly implies pedophilia and even incest, something that panelist [[Bryony Craddock]] denounces on Pressing Issues. This ad airs on [[Espantoso]] and features [[Jack Howitzer]]. | ||
In [[GTA IV]], the company supposedly hosts [[Littlelacysurprisepageant.com|a website about a pageant sponsored by them]]. Upon accessing the closed website, the player incurs a 5-star wanted level. | In [[GTA IV]], the company supposedly hosts [[Littlelacysurprisepageant.com|a website about a pageant sponsored by them]]. Upon accessing the closed website, the player incurs a 5-star wanted level. | ||
==Script== | ==Script== | ||
Revision as of 02:47, 6 December 2009
"Fashion underwear" for children, parodying the continuing trend of suggestive underwear for young girls and young boys. Also comes as unisex, according to a radio advertisement on GTA Vice City Stories. Allegedely, the underwear comes in a range of "styles" on the cartoon characters, The Barfs. However, this commercial strongly implies pedophilia and even incest, something that panelist Bryony Craddock denounces on Pressing Issues. This ad airs on Espantoso and features Jack Howitzer.
In GTA IV, the company supposedly hosts a website about a pageant sponsored by them. Upon accessing the closed website, the player incurs a 5-star wanted level.
Script
Opening:
Girl: Do you want to see my underwear?
Boy: I sure do!
Girl I don't have any hair down there.
Boy: I don't care.
Girl: I have got a little lacy surprise!
Boy: Oh boy!
Girl: And you aren't going to beleive your eyes.
[Announcer comes in and explains his love for kid's underwear]
Closing:
Girl: I have got a little lacy surprise! Oh daddy won't you close your eyes.