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(After "[[Tunnel of Death]]" - [[Brucie Kibbutz]] will send Niko a link to the site, and tells him that as hard as he tries to get featured on the site, sending in workout photos and even sex tapes, they are only reporting on [[Tony McTony]] and [[Tyrone Hancock]]) | |||
*[[Kerry McIntosh]] crashes her car into a [[Wigwam Burger]] restaurant after checking out of rehab | |||
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom Furries] debate over realism vs. better positions during sex (image shown of a woman in a [[Cluckin' Bell]] Chicken uniform) | |||
*[[Tyrone Hancock]] French kisses a homeless man | |||
*[[Cloe Parker]] and [[Jill Von Crastenburg]] fight and make up five times in a single evening at [[Maisonette 9]] | |||
*[[Katt Maguire]] poops on the sidewalk outside a London nightclub (poop up for sale on [[Craplist.net]] for $300) | |||
*[[January Natasha Vasquez|JNV]] begins a crash diet (possibly anorexia) to better her career | |||
*[[Kirk Simplex]] buys his 8th English castle | |||
*[[Weazel News]] launching a new channel, "Weazel War", showing what Our Own Reality calls "US troops kicking ass around the world" 24 hours a day. | |||
(Beginning of the game) | (Beginning of the game) | ||
Revision as of 05:15, 2 April 2010
www.our-own-reality.com is a news website on the Internet in Grand Theft Auto IV, much like the Liberty Tree website (www.libertytreeonline.com) and the Weazel News website (www.weazelnews.com), except it doesn't report things that Niko Bellic does throughout the storyline or anything other than celebrity news. The only article that remotely effects Niko is the website's expose on Bryce Dawkins being gay; Our Own Reality admits themselves that they otherwise would not be concerned with politics in the slightest. The whole website is in very tacky colours and looks very cheesy. During the game, they report on:
(After "Tunnel of Death" - Brucie Kibbutz will send Niko a link to the site, and tells him that as hard as he tries to get featured on the site, sending in workout photos and even sex tapes, they are only reporting on Tony McTony and Tyrone Hancock)
- Kerry McIntosh crashes her car into a Wigwam Burger restaurant after checking out of rehab
- Furries debate over realism vs. better positions during sex (image shown of a woman in a Cluckin' Bell Chicken uniform)
- Tyrone Hancock French kisses a homeless man
- Cloe Parker and Jill Von Crastenburg fight and make up five times in a single evening at Maisonette 9
- Katt Maguire poops on the sidewalk outside a London nightclub (poop up for sale on Craplist.net for $300)
- JNV begins a crash diet (possibly anorexia) to better her career
- Kirk Simplex buys his 8th English castle
- Weazel News launching a new channel, "Weazel War", showing what Our Own Reality calls "US troops kicking ass around the world" 24 hours a day.
(Beginning of the game)
- Jill Von Crastenburg's sex tape
- Condemning JNV for a small amount of cellulite
- A gardener of the British royal family claims one of its members is a hermaphrodite (it's implied that the website paid him to lie)
- Kirk Stapleton loses his tongue in a stage accident during the play "The Flying Whore"
- Samantha Muldoon's twenty minute marriage to Kirk Simplex
- January Natasha Vasquez walking down the street