The Job/Script

The following is a script for The Job, a mission in GTA Vice City.

Tommy Vercetti: As you can see gentlemen, this is going to be the easiest buck we've ever made.

Ken Rosenberg: Tommy, seriously, you gotta consider getting into the law.

Phil Cassidy: What the hell are you smoking, man? This ain't no simple plan! Well, who needs a simple plan anyway? Take communism, now that was a simple plan. Didn't do Russia any favors, huh?

Tommy Vercetti: Calm down, all right? With a team like this it's going to be no problem. We got Cam on safe. Phil? You and me will handle security, and Hilary'll drive the getaway car.

Ken Rosenberg: Uh, heh heh, aren't you forgetting somebody? Somebody who helped you to no end in this town? Somebody who...

Tommy Vercetti: Ken... Ken, that's right, Ken here, he washes the money for us and he keeps the drink on ice.

(Laughter)

Hilary King: I don't understand what I am supposed to be doing here.

Tommy Vercetti: Look, it's easy. Haven't you ever seen a movie? We walk into the bank, we wave the gun around, and leave very rich men.

(Outside Malibu Club.)

Tommy Vercetti: I'll drive

Hilary King: Great. A passenger. Wait 'til i tell the group about this.

(Tommy drive the team to the bank.)

Cam Jones: Tommy, Hilary's taking up too much room !

Hilary King: I am not!

Cam Jones: Are too!

Tommy Vercetti: Hey, shut up you two, or you can get out and walk!

Cam Jones: Yeah - HILARY.

Tommy Vercetti: For god's sake, Phil, stop waving that thing around!

(The team arrive in the El Banco Corrupto Grande.)

Tommy Vercetti: Keep driving around the block, OK?

Hilary King: Okay. Tommy. Okay.

(Hilary drives away. The team go to the bushes beside the bank to change their clothes to Bank Job outfit.)

Tommy Vercetti: Okay, guys. Nice and easy... just as we plan...

(The team raid the bank.)

Tommy Vercetti: THIS IS A RAID!!! NOBODY MOVE! EVERYBODY UP AGAINST THAT WALL!!! Phil! Hold down the fort.

Phil Cassidy: Wilco roger that!

Tommy Vercetti: Come on, Cam. The vault's upstairs...

(Tommy and Cam head upstairs to the vault. Cam examine the vault.)

Cam Jones: Damn! It's a Flange 9000! This could take hours to crack. Or five minutes if you can find the manager.

Tommy Vercetti: I'll go see where he's holed up.

(Tommy head downstairs.)

Tommy Vercetti: Phil! Things still sweet?

Phil Cassidy: Sure! Everything's reaaal quiet.

(Tommy find the manager hiding in his office.)

Tommy Vercetti: You - you're coming with me.

Manager: Okay! Okay! Just don't shoot!

Phil Cassidy: I SAID NOBODY MOVE!

(Tommy take the manager to the vault.)

Manager: It's a time lock. You might as well give up soon!

Cam Jones: Hell, i can bypass the time lock. Now we just your key code and we good!

Tommy Vercetti: Stay here. Try to do anything and you're dead. I'll go check on Phil, i'll be back soon...

(Tommy head downstairs but suddenly the alarm go off.)

Phil Cassidy: I TOLD YOU TO NOT TOUCH THAT ALARM! The SWAT team will be here any minute! I could do some help here, Tommy!

SWAT (voice): Vice City SWAT! You are completely surrounded!

Phil Cassidy: Surrounded? HAHAHAHaha! They're crapping themselves, corrupt bastards!

Cam Jones: Tommy! The vault's open.

Tommy Vercetti: OK. We got SWAT retirement funds. Let's get out of here!

SWAT (voice): Okay! You asked for it! You got your last chance!

Phil Cassidy: They're storming the place! Take cover!

(Phil and Tommy kill all the attackng SWATs)

Phil Cassidy: That the last of them! Go! Go! Go!

(Outside the bank, if Cam died.)

Phil Cassidy: Where's Cam?

Tommy Vercetti: History

Phil Cassidy: Shit! Where's Hilary? I'll give him abandonment issues!

(Outside the bank.)

Phil Cassidy: Shit! Where's Hilary? I'll give him abandonment issues!

(Hilary comes to the bank in a taxi.)

Hilary King: Hey guys! Get in! I got you covered!

(The SWAT kill Hilary. Tommy, Phil and Cam head back to Cam's Lock Picks.)

Phil Cassidy: We made it! We're rich! RICH!!

Mercedes Cortez: Tommy, would you like a massage?

Tommy Vercetti: Oh, hi Mercedes. Yeah, I'm feeling a little tense.

(If Cam got killed.)

Phil Cassidy: We made it! We're rich! RICH!!

Tommy Vercetti: Shame Cam didn't make it. He was a great guy. Yeah still more for us.

Phil Cassidy: Damned straight. YEAHH!!

Mercedes Cortez: Tommy, would you like a massage?

Tommy Vercetti: Oh, hi Mercedes. Yeah, I'm feeling a little tense.