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The following is a script for The Job, a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

Tommy Vercetti: As you can see gentlemen, this is going to be the easiest buck we've ever made.

Ken Rosenberg: Tommy, seriously, you gotta consider getting into the law.

Phil Cassidy: What the hell are you smoking, man? This ain't no simple plan! Well, who needs a simple plan anyway? Take communism, now that was a simple plan. Didn't do Russia any favors, huh?

Tommy Vercetti: Calm down, all right? With a team like this it's going to be no problem. We got Cam on safe. Phil? You and me will handle security, and Hilary'll drive the getaway car.

Ken Rosenberg: Uh, heh heh, aren't you forgetting somebody? Somebody who helped you to no end in this town? Somebody who...

Tommy Vercetti: Ken... Ken, that's right, Ken here, he washes the money for us and he keeps the drink on ice.

(Laughter)

Hilary King: I don't understand what I am supposed to be doing here.

Tommy Vercetti: Look, it's easy. Haven't you ever seen a movie? We walk into the bank, we wave the gun around, and leave very rich men.

(Outside Malibu Club.)

Tommy Vercetti: I'll drive

Hilary King: Great. A passenger. Wait 'til i tell the group about this.

(Tommy drive the team to the bank.)

Cam Jones: Tommy, Hilary's taking up too much room !

Hilary King: I am not!

Cam Jones: Are too!

Tommy Vercetti: Hey, shut up you two, or you can get out and walk!

Cam Jones: Yeah - HILARY.

Tommy Vercetti: For god's sake, Phil, stop waving that thing around!

(If Tommy damages the car too much)

Hilary King: The car's ruined. RUINED!

Cam Jones: You cling to an illusion of permanence.

Hilary King: What?

Cam Jones: You think all things will last. Youth, loved ones, pizza, all will pass or end and you must accept that.

Hilary King: You're right. Thanks Cam.

Cam Jones: Don't mention it.

(If Tommy gets out of the taxi before reaching the bank)

Hilary King: Hey Tommy, why have we stopped?

(The team arrive at the El Banco Corrupto Grande.)

Tommy Vercetti: Keep driving around the block, OK?

Hilary King: Okay. Tommy. Okay.

(Hilary drives away. The team go to the bushes beside the bank to change their clothes to Bank Job outfit.)

Tommy Vercetti: Okay, guys. Nice and easy, just as we planned...

(The team raid the bank.)

Tommy Vercetti: THIS IS A RAID!!! NOBODY MOVE! EVERYBODY UP AGAINST THAT WALL!!! Phil! Hold down the fort.

Phil Cassidy: Wilco roger that!

Tommy Vercetti: Come on, Cam. The vault's upstairs...

(Tommy and Cam head upstairs to the vault. Cam examines the vault.)

Cam Jones: Damn! It's a Flange 9000! This could take hours to crack. Or five minutes if you can find the manager.

Tommy Vercetti: I'll go see where he's holed up.

(Tommy head downstairs.)

Tommy Vercetti: Phil! Things still sweet?

Phil Cassidy: Sure! Everything's reaaal quiet.

(Tommy find the manager hiding in his office.)

Tommy Vercetti: You - you're coming with me.

Manager: Okay! Okay! Just don't shoot!

Phil Cassidy: I SAID NOBODY MOVE!

(Tommy takes the manager to the vault.)

Manager: It's a time lock. You might as well give up now!

Cam Jones: Hell, I can bypass the time lock. Then we just your key code and we're good!

Tommy Vercetti: Stay here. Try to do anything and you're dead. I'll go check on Phil, I'll be right back.

(Tommy head downstairs but suddenly the alarm goes off.)

Phil Cassidy: I TOLD YOU TO NOT TOUCH THAT ALARM! The SWAT team will be here any minute! I could do some help here, Tommy!

SWAT (voice): Vice City SWAT! You are completely surrounded!

Phil Cassidy: Surrounded? HAHAHAHaha! They're crapping themselves, corrupt bastards!

Cam Jones: Tommy! The vault's open.

Tommy Vercetti: OK. We got SWAT retirement funds. Let's get out of here!

SWAT (voice): Okay! You asked for it! You got your last chance!

Phil Cassidy: They're storming the place! Take cover!

(Phil and Tommy kill all the attackng SWATs)

Phil Cassidy: That the last of them! Go! Go! Go!

(Outside the bank, if Cam died.)

Phil Cassidy: Where's Cam?

Tommy Vercetti: History

Phil Cassidy: Shit! Where's Hilary? I'll give him abandonment issues!

(Outside the bank.)

Phil Cassidy: Shit! Where's Hilary? I'll give him abandonment issues!

(Hilary arrives in the taxi.)

Hilary King: Hey guys! Get in! I got you covered!

(The SWAT kills Hilary. Tommy, Phil and Cam head back to Cam's Can Openers.)

Phil Cassidy: We made it! We're rich! RICH!!

Mercedes Cortez: Tommy, would you like a massage?

Tommy Vercetti: Oh, hi there Mercedes. Yeah, I'm feeling a little tense.

Kent Paul: What'd I tell you Tommy? What'd I tell you? Bent SWAT better watch out when Kent Paul is in town! Come on, gimme a bigger slice, mate, c'mon. I gotta get some new threads.

(If Cam got killed.)

Phil Cassidy: We made it! We're rich! RICH!!

Tommy Vercetti: Shame Cam didn't make it, he was a good guy!

Phil Cassidy: Yeah.

Tommy Vercetti: Still... more for us!

Phil Cassidy: Damned straight. YEEEEHAAAH!

Mercedes Cortez: Tommy, would you like a massage?

Tommy Vercetti: Well, hi there Mercedes. Yeah, I'm feeling a little tense.

Kent Paul: What'd I tell you Tommy? What'd I tell you? Bent SWAT better watch out when Kent Paul is in town! Come on, gimme a bigger slice, mate, c'mon. I gotta get some new threads.

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
-The following is a script for [[The Job]], a mission in GTA Vice City.
+The following is a script for [[The Job]], a mission in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]].
 '''Tommy Vercetti''': As you can see gentlemen, this is going to be the easiest buck we've ever made.
@@ Line 38: / Line 38: @@
 '''Tommy Vercetti''': For god's sake, Phil, stop waving that thing around!
+''(If Tommy damages the car too much)''
+'''Hilary King''': The car's ruined. RUINED!
+'''Cam Jones''': You cling to an illusion of permanence.
+'''Hilary King''': What?
+'''Cam Jones''': You think all things will last. Youth, loved ones, pizza, all will pass or end and you must accept that.
+'''Hilary King''': You're right. Thanks Cam.
+'''Cam Jones''': Don't mention it.
 ''(If Tommy gets out of the taxi before reaching the bank)''
@@ Line 43: / Line 57: @@
 '''Hilary King''': Hey Tommy, why have we stopped?
-''(The team arrive in the El Banco Corrupto Grande.)''
+''(The team arrive at the El Banco Corrupto Grande.)''
 '''Tommy Vercetti''': Keep driving around the block, OK?
@@ Line 51: / Line 65: @@
 (''Hilary drives away. The team go to the bushes beside the bank to change their clothes to Bank Job outfit.)''
-'''Tommy Vercetti''': Okay, guys. Nice and easy... just as we plan...
+'''Tommy Vercetti''': Okay, guys. Nice and easy, just as we planned...
 ''(The team raid the bank.)''
@@ Line 61: / Line 75: @@
 '''Tommy Vercetti''': Come on, Cam. The vault's upstairs...
-(''Tommy and Cam head upstairs to the vault. Cam examine the vault.)''
+(''Tommy and Cam head upstairs to the vault. Cam examines the vault.)''
 '''Cam Jones''': Damn! It's a Flange 9000! This could take hours to crack. Or five minutes if you can find the manager.
@@ Line 81: / Line 95: @@
 '''Phil Cassidy''': I SAID ''NOBODY ''MOVE!
-''(Tommy take the manager to the vault.)''
+''(Tommy takes the manager to the vault.)''
-'''Manager''': It's a time lock. You might as well give up soon!
+'''Manager''': It's a time lock. You might as well give up now!
-'''Cam Jones''': Hell, i can bypass the time lock. Now we just your key code and we good!
+'''Cam Jones''': Hell, I can bypass the time lock. Then we just your key code and we're good!
-'''Tommy Vercetti''': Stay here. Try to do anything and you're dead. I'll go check on Phil, i'll be back soon...
+'''Tommy Vercetti''': Stay here. Try to do anything and you're dead. I'll go check on Phil, I'll be right back.
-''(Tommy head downstairs but suddenly the alarm go off.)''
+''(Tommy head downstairs but suddenly the alarm goes off.)''
 '''Phil Cassidy''': I TOLD YOU TO NOT TOUCH THAT ALARM! The [[SWAT]] team will be here any minute! I could do some help here, Tommy!
@@ Line 121: / Line 135: @@
 '''Phil Cassidy''': Shit! Where's Hilary? I'll give him abandonment issues!
-''(Hilary comes to the bank in a taxi.)''
+''(Hilary arrives in the taxi.)''
 '''Hilary King''': Hey guys! Get in! I got you covered!
-''(The SWAT kill Hilary. Tommy, Phil and Cam head back to Cam's Lock Picks.)''
+''(The SWAT kills Hilary. Tommy, Phil and Cam head back to Cam's Can Openers.)''
 '''Phil Cassidy''': We made it! We're rich! RICH!!
@@ Line 131: / Line 145: @@
 '''Mercedes Cortez''': Tommy, would you like a massage?
-'''Tommy Vercetti''': Oh, hi Mercedes. Yeah, I'm feeling a little tense.
+'''Tommy Vercetti''': Oh, hi there Mercedes. Yeah, I'm feeling a little tense.
-'''Kent Paul''': What did I tell you Tommy? What did I tell you? Bent SWAT have to look out when Kent Paul's in town!
+'''Kent Paul''': What'd I tell you Tommy? What'd I tell you? Bent SWAT better watch out when Kent Paul is in town! Come on, gimme a bigger slice, mate, c'mon. I gotta get some new threads.
 ''(If Cam got killed.)''
@@ Line 139: / Line 153: @@
 '''Phil Cassidy''': We made it! We're rich! RICH!!
-'''Tommy Vercetti''': Shame Cam didn't make it. He was a great guy. Yeah still more for us.
+'''Tommy Vercetti''': Shame Cam didn't make it, he was a good guy!
+'''Phil Cassidy''': Yeah.
+'''Tommy Vercetti''': Still... more for us!
-'''Phil Cassidy''': Damned straight. YEAHH!!
+'''Phil Cassidy''': Damned straight. YEEEEHAAAH!
 '''Mercedes Cortez''': Tommy, would you like a massage?
-'''Tommy Vercetti''': Oh, hi Mercedes. Yeah, I'm feeling a little tense.
+'''Tommy Vercetti''': Well, hi there Mercedes. Yeah, I'm feeling a little tense.
-'''Kent Paul''': What did I tell you Tommy? What did I tell you? Bent SWAT have to look out when Kent Paul's in town!
+'''Kent Paul''': What'd I tell you Tommy? What'd I tell you? Bent SWAT better watch out when Kent Paul is in town! Come on, gimme a bigger slice, mate, c'mon. I gotta get some new threads.
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 [[Category:Missions in GTA Vice City]]