Youvebeencelebinated.com

www.youvebeencelebinated.com is the official website of celebrity and Liberty City nightlife blogger The Celebinator. In the Blog This! mission string, he slanders Gay Tony and Luis as well as their clubs, leading Luis to intimidate the blogger. During the same mission, Gracie states that she is a fan of the Celebinator. New posts are added about various celebrities after Luis helps them during the Club Management side-mission. The site is largely based on Perez Hilton's blog. Much like Perez' blog, The Celebinator uses a predominantly pink color scheme, a caricature of himself as a logo, and doctored tabloid photos to express views, however the Celebinator uses clip art rather than "doodles".

During the course of "Ballad of Gay Tony" he blogs about:

(After the Daisie Cash-Cooze incident)

• A member of British royalty is in town, likely the prince Luis meets in Club Management, who spoke to a friend (that sold the information) about avoiding statutory rape charges.
• Mocks Chris Hunt, ironically, for Daisie's humiliating handjob video leaked onto the Star Junction big screen. He says that Chris Hunt is too old to be popular and no one has watched his movies since the 1990s.

(After each Club Management mission)

• Paparazzi sprayed by a fire truck (it was assumed a firefighter was behind the wheel, even though it was Luis) the same night Poppy Mitchell was allegedly participating in group sex in the Maisonette 9 VIP room.

(After ...Blog This!)

• He criticizes the Statue of Happiness, comparing it to an old woman (almost definitely because he was almost impaled on it when Luis threw him out of the chopper)
• He writes an apology to Gay Tony, "not writing this as the celebinator, but a mere human being", saying he was irresponsible to abuse his so-called power as a celebrity blogger. He says that the two bonded over champagne during their helicopter ride and connected as friends, and that he runs the two hottest clubs in Liberty City.

(During ...Blog This!, when Luis leaves his comment)

• Once again mocks Gay Tony and Luis. He says they are gayer than a famous duo of magicians in Las Venturas with tigers, a reference to real-life Siegfried and Roy. Luis leaves his comment here.
• Accuses Clay "Pain Giver" Jackson of being gay, even though his record company advertised his new album, "Love Isn't A Crime" on the blog. He says Clay was out with a blonde male (in a joke, he says Cloe Parker and Poppy Mitchell were both blonde at one point) at Hercules, which he again mocks for its association with Gay Tony.

(Beginning of the game)

• Ridicules Gay Tony because he considers him unpopular now. He calls Luis Lopez a "rent boy" and suggests that they have a gay relationship. He modifies a picture of Luis and Tony in Maisonette 9; Luis's head is replaced with a rooster head with a noose nearby, a reference to "choking the chicken" (masturbation) while an unknown man sitting at a table with Tony has an astronaut's helmet (his face is not visible).
• Charlotte Crown, a British celebrity (though she currently lives in Los Santos), argues that she is not anorexic, loves British food, and plans to write a cookbook after a few years, when she has children.