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The following are dialog and mission scripts as seen during "Contra-Banned" in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories.


Salvatore Leone: Shut up, you ungrateful bitch. I'll knock you into next week if I hear another word from you.

Maria Latore: Oh, that's right, big dick. What are you going to do? Hit me?

Salvatore Leone: Why I oughta...

Maria Latore: That's the only time you touch me these days.

Salvatore Leone: Why the fuck would I wanna touch you? I don't like used goods. You revolt me.

Maria Latore: Me? Revolt you? What?

Salvatore Leone: Yeah! Revolt!

Maria Latore: Oh please. You know what? My daddy was right when he said you were nothing but a fat slob...

Salvatore Leone: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Toni Cipriani enters)

Maria Latore: Hey, Toni... I want my money, old man!

Salvatore Leone: Get outta here, you tramp. Hey, Anthony, you're an angel of mercy. Women, what are you gonna do about them, huh? Luckily, I can trust someone in my life - you, Toni. You're very important to me. Did I ever tell you that?

Maria Latore: You can't even get it up you old bastard.

Salvatore Leone: Not for you. I don't like using public toilets, you slut! Very important. So listen - it's you and me now. We're in charge. We've got those fools on the run.

Maria Latore: How would you know? You're more interested in hanging out with men!

Salvatore Leone: And you're only happy when you've got your drawers round your ankles and your back against a wall! Christ - I've met rabbits who like to fuck less than you! So listen, this is important...

Maria Latore: Fuck you, Salvatore Leone, you no dick bullying wife beating piece of Italian shit.

Salvatore Leone: Fuck me? Fuck you? In fact, everyone has! Anyway, I got a shipment of you know what coming in. This is going to put us - you and me - on the map big time. Everything should run smooth. I just need someone - someone I trust - to take care of things for me. Alright Toni, I'll talk to you later. And another thing - I never met a girl with hydraulic underwear. It amazes me! Christ! How did I marry her? I was looking for a tramp, I married a slut! I must have really pissed someone off in my past life, I'll tell you that much.

(Toni arrives to the meeting place)

Miguel: Heeey... Ese... you were supposed to be here hours ago!

Toni Cipriani: Quit whining Miguel. You got the stuff?

Miguel: Hey, I'm a busy man Toni. Next time I'll find another buyer!

Toni Cipriani: Yeah, I doubt you'll find anyone else who pays what we do.

Miguel: Heh heh ha! I like you Toni. You got big balls - like a bull!

Toni Cipriani: got our money?

Miguel: Sure...

(The police move in)

Toni Cipriani: What? You greaseball fuck!