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{{toc}}===Ammunation Clerk=== | {{toc}}===Ammunation Clerk=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript| odyM3THMXvk | | |||
*Everything a patriot could want! | *Everything a patriot could want! | ||
*If you want to ice your wife or stop a truck, I got what you need. | *If you want to ice your wife or stop a truck, I got what you need. | ||
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*There are cultists everywhere, friend. | *There are cultists everywhere, friend. | ||
*The wars are coming, you hear? | *The wars are coming, you hear? | ||
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===Big Smoke=== | ===Big Smoke=== | ||
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===Well Stacked Company Clerk=== | ===Well Stacked Company Clerk=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript| odyM3THMXvk | | |||
*What do you want? | *What do you want? | ||
*Chewy crust or sweaty crust, your choice sir! | *Chewy crust or sweaty crust, your choice sir! | ||
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*Everything's well stacked, sir. | *Everything's well stacked, sir. | ||
*Have a combination of cheese and fat, sir. | *Have a combination of cheese and fat, sir. | ||
*Here you go, enjoy! | *Here you go, enjoy! | ||
*We're out of napkins. | *We're out of napkins. | ||
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*Kifflom gets a discount here. | *Kifflom gets a discount here. | ||
*That's a nice slice of Epsilon for you! | *That's a nice slice of Epsilon for you! | ||
*Fuck off, we ain't serving you! | *Fuck off, we ain't serving you! | ||
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===Cluckin' Bell Clerk=== | ===Cluckin' Bell Clerk=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript | odyM3THMXvk | | |||
*Yummy doodle-doo, how may I serve you? | *Yummy doodle-doo, how may I serve you? | ||
*Cluckity fuck, please place an order. | *Cluckity fuck, please place an order. | ||
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*How may I further degrade myself sir? | *How may I further degrade myself sir? | ||
*Well, aloh-a-doodle-doo. | *Well, aloh-a-doodle-doo. | ||
*Don't choke on the bone fragments. | *Don't choke on the bone fragments. | ||
*Hope you choke a doodle-doo! | *Hope you choke a doodle-doo! | ||
*You might be lucky to find a feather. | *You might be lucky to find a feather. | ||
*If you come back; you're a moron. | *If you come back; you're a moron. | ||
*Get out of here, you're embarassing yourself!! | *Get out of here, you're embarassing yourself!! | ||
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===Burger Shot Clerk=== | ===Burger Shot Clerk=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript | odyM3THMXvk | | |||
*What may sir desire? | *What may sir desire? | ||
*I am very proud to welcome you to Burger Shot! | *I am very proud to welcome you to Burger Shot! | ||
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*Munch all the way to bits sir! | *Munch all the way to bits sir! | ||
*Have a wonderful day! | *Have a wonderful day! | ||
*I hope you're being self-conspicuous of yourself sir! | *I hope you're being self-conspicuous of yourself sir! | ||
*Please leave, sir! | *Please leave, sir! | ||
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===Female Clothing Shop Clerk=== | ===Female Clothing Shop Clerk=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript|odyM3THMXvk| | |||
*Welcome! | *Welcome! | ||
*Try our clothes in the changing room! | *Try our clothes in the changing room! | ||
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*Have a nice day sir! | *Have a nice day sir! | ||
*Good choice sir! | *Good choice sir! | ||
}} | |||
===Male Clothing Shop Clerk=== | ===Male Clothing Shop Clerk=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript|odyM3THMXvk| | |||
*Well hello gorgeous! | *Well hello gorgeous! | ||
*Have a nice day honeybum! | *Have a nice day honeybum! | ||
*It looks great on you. | *It looks great on you. | ||
*We also have a wide selection of thongs. | *We also have a wide selection of thongs. | ||
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===Los Santos Boxing Trainer=== | ===Los Santos Boxing Trainer=== | ||
*Yo, you wanna see some new moves? | *Yo, you wanna see some new moves? | ||
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*(to the boxers) That's right, keep breathing! | *(to the boxers) That's right, keep breathing! | ||
*Don't give the opponent the time to recover. | *Don't give the opponent the time to recover. | ||
===San Fierro Kung Fu Master=== | ===San Fierro Kung Fu Master=== | ||
*So, you wish to become a warrior! | *So, you wish to become a warrior! | ||
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*The warrior's path shall bring you back! | *The warrior's path shall bring you back! | ||
*Would you like to spar with your master? | *Would you like to spar with your master? | ||
===Las Venturas Streetfighting Teacher=== | ===Las Venturas Streetfighting Teacher=== | ||
*You want to see some new moves? | *You want to see some new moves? | ||
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*Alright man, pay attention! | *Alright man, pay attention! | ||
*Want to have another round with me? | *Want to have another round with me? | ||
===Indian pedestrian=== | ===Indian pedestrian=== | ||
*(farts) My ass is stinking! | *(farts) My ass is stinking! | ||