Pedestrian Dialogue in GTA San Andreas: Difference between revisions

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*Tell me about your childhood.
*Tell me about your childhood.
*You're going down.
*You're going down.
====Las Venturas Police====
====Las Venturas Police====
{{AudioTranscript| g1_Wbxv4J-o |
*Kicking names and taking ass! Oh wait.
*Kicking names and taking ass! Oh wait.
*If I die, tell my wife she's a bitch!
*If I die, tell my wife she's a bitch!
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*Let's make this a D.R.T: dead right there!
*Let's make this a D.R.T: dead right there!
*Let's go boys!
*Let's go boys!
}}
{{YoutubeAudio|WQvEQAOOgls}}


====S.W.A.T====
====S.W.A.T====
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===Purple 31 pedestrian===
===Purple 31 pedestrian===
{{AudioTranscript| GQVXLMb18-k |
*Fool are you on ''sherms?''
*Fool are you on ''sherms?''
*You bitch-made busta!
*You bitch-made busta!
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*Tryin' to fill a bitch up?!
*Tryin' to fill a bitch up?!
*Man that's just triffling!
*Man that's just triffling!
}}
===Countryside redneck===
===Countryside redneck===
*Wow son, you're a big boy.
*Wow son, you're a big boy.
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*Move it, numbnuts!
*Move it, numbnuts!
*Move!
*Move!
*Move your ass!
*Move your ass!
*Come on move!
*Come on move!
*Open ''your eyes, ''boy!
*Open ''your eyes, ''boy!
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===Kifflom backpacker===
===Kifflom backpacker===
{{AudioTranscript| 9UZfJ5QcwO8 |
*Kifflom, brother uncle!
*Kifflom, brother uncle!
*Are you looking for spiritual answers?
*Are you looking for spiritual answers?
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*I love the sexual side of Epsilonism!
*I love the sexual side of Epsilonism!
*Epsilonism doesn't allow this!!
*Epsilonism doesn't allow this!!
}}


===Refined pedestrian===
===Refined pedestrian===
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*Get this thing rolling man! Step on it!
*Get this thing rolling man! Step on it!
*You're making enemies with this thing man!
*You're making enemies with this thing man!
===Black drug dealer===
===Black drug dealer===
*I gotta call my lawyer!
*I gotta call my lawyer!
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===DJ pedestrian===
===DJ pedestrian===
{{AudioTranscript| GQVXLMb18-k |
*Everyone is tryin' to rip me off.
*Everyone is tryin' to rip me off.
*Come on man!
*Come on man!
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*Oh no! My house! I mean my car!
*Oh no! My house! I mean my car!
*Be careful, this car is also my home.
*Be careful, this car is also my home.
}}
===Caucasian drug dealer===
===Caucasian drug dealer===
*Excuse moi, asshole!
*Excuse moi, asshole!
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*I can't believe this shit!!
*I can't believe this shit!!
*I want my lawyer!
*I want my lawyer!
===Ex-convict thug===
===Ex-convict thug===
{{AudioTranscript | 6Lj5C7plSR4 |
{{AudioTranscript | 6Lj5C7plSR4 |
*Why you touchin' my beer?
*Why you touchin' my beer?
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*You ain't even gonna have an ''ass ''to ''kick!''
*You ain't even gonna have an ''ass ''to ''kick!''
*This is the end of days for sure!
*This is the end of days for sure!
*I soiled myself because of you!
*I soiled myself because of you!
*That car will be your coffin!!!
*That car will be your coffin!!!
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*You like the tits on those Ventruas waitresses?
*You like the tits on those Ventruas waitresses?
*Burger Shot was made from roadkill.
*Burger Shot was made from roadkill.
==="Old Cletus" vagrant===
==="Old Cletus" vagrant===
*What do you mean I can't use the bathroom? I gotta take my personal business somewhere.
*What do you mean I can't use the bathroom? I gotta take my personal business somewhere.
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*Have you sniffed that icky-icky?
*Have you sniffed that icky-icky?
*[[Burger Shot]] burgers are tasty, even in the dumpster!
*[[Burger Shot]] burgers are tasty, even in the dumpster!
===Los Santos taxi driver===
===Los Santos taxi driver===


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*You can't shoot me!! I'm American!!
*You can't shoot me!! I'm American!!
*Hey fatty!
*Hey fatty!
*Hey porky!
*Hey porky!
*Hey lardy!
*Hey lardy!
*I'm fighting the war on fat.
*I'm fighting the war on fat.
*Get the hell out of my shadow.
*Get the hell out of my shadow.
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===Grove Street Families===
===Grove Street Families===
{{AudioTranscript| O1C_jEdtrw0 |
*LSV killa!
*LSV killa!
*VLA killa!
*VLA killa!
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*Who rolled this piece of shit man?!
*Who rolled this piece of shit man?!
*You tryin' to kidnap me fool?!
*You tryin' to kidnap me fool?!
}}
{{YoutubeAudio|nhh9ej5ky3E}}


===Ballas===
===Ballas===
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*We is law abiding citizens!
*We is law abiding citizens!
*I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet.
*I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet.
===Mexican drug dealer===
===Mexican drug dealer===
{{AudioTranscript| y1GDL1uASWA |
{{AudioTranscript| y1GDL1uASWA |
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===Orange 12 pedestrian===
===Orange 12 pedestrian===
{{AudioTranscript | LnZxJxoA6JM |
{{AudioTranscript | LnZxJxoA6JM |
*Come on fool. Kick me a Logger.
*Come on fool. Kick me a Logger.
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===Quantum Man pedestrian===
===Quantum Man pedestrian===
{{AudioTranscript| RgFerp4TxWs |
*When will you villains learn?
*When will you villains learn?
*Taste the sweet anvils that are my fists.
*Taste the sweet anvils that are my fists.
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*Your timing was inplecible.
*Your timing was inplecible.
*Do you know what you've done?!
*Do you know what you've done?!
}}


===African-American hippie===
===African-American hippie===
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*You're not a government agent are you?
*You're not a government agent are you?
*Jacking cars is what they want you to do!
*Jacking cars is what they want you to do!
===Bone County redneck===
===Bone County redneck===
*How come they don't allow donkeys in this bar?
*How come they don't allow donkeys in this bar?
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===James Earl Cash impersonator===
===James Earl Cash impersonator===
{{AudioTranscipt| fJoqajUbh5s |
*Take me with you.
*Take me with you.
*OH NO! NO! Not this again!
*OH NO! NO! Not this again!
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*Just let me go man!
*Just let me go man!
*I'm saved!
*I'm saved!
}}
===Mohawk punk===
===Mohawk punk===
*He got nothing on me!
*He got nothing on me!
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