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*Tell me about your childhood. | *Tell me about your childhood. | ||
*You're going down. | *You're going down. | ||
====Las Venturas Police==== | ====Las Venturas Police==== | ||
{{AudioTranscript| g1_Wbxv4J-o | | |||
*Kicking names and taking ass! Oh wait. | *Kicking names and taking ass! Oh wait. | ||
*If I die, tell my wife she's a bitch! | *If I die, tell my wife she's a bitch! | ||
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*Let's make this a D.R.T: dead right there! | *Let's make this a D.R.T: dead right there! | ||
*Let's go boys! | *Let's go boys! | ||
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{{YoutubeAudio|WQvEQAOOgls}} | |||
====S.W.A.T==== | ====S.W.A.T==== | ||
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===Purple 31 pedestrian=== | ===Purple 31 pedestrian=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript| GQVXLMb18-k | | |||
*Fool are you on ''sherms?'' | *Fool are you on ''sherms?'' | ||
*You bitch-made busta! | *You bitch-made busta! | ||
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*Tryin' to fill a bitch up?! | *Tryin' to fill a bitch up?! | ||
*Man that's just triffling! | *Man that's just triffling! | ||
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===Countryside redneck=== | ===Countryside redneck=== | ||
*Wow son, you're a big boy. | *Wow son, you're a big boy. | ||
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*Move it, numbnuts! | *Move it, numbnuts! | ||
*Move! | *Move! | ||
*Move your ass! | *Move your ass! | ||
*Come on move! | *Come on move! | ||
*Open ''your eyes, ''boy! | *Open ''your eyes, ''boy! | ||
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===Kifflom backpacker=== | ===Kifflom backpacker=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript| 9UZfJ5QcwO8 | | |||
*Kifflom, brother uncle! | *Kifflom, brother uncle! | ||
*Are you looking for spiritual answers? | *Are you looking for spiritual answers? | ||
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*I love the sexual side of Epsilonism! | *I love the sexual side of Epsilonism! | ||
*Epsilonism doesn't allow this!! | *Epsilonism doesn't allow this!! | ||
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===Refined pedestrian=== | ===Refined pedestrian=== | ||
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*Get this thing rolling man! Step on it! | *Get this thing rolling man! Step on it! | ||
*You're making enemies with this thing man! | *You're making enemies with this thing man! | ||
===Black drug dealer=== | ===Black drug dealer=== | ||
*I gotta call my lawyer! | *I gotta call my lawyer! | ||
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===DJ pedestrian=== | ===DJ pedestrian=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript| GQVXLMb18-k | | |||
*Everyone is tryin' to rip me off. | *Everyone is tryin' to rip me off. | ||
*Come on man! | *Come on man! | ||
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*Oh no! My house! I mean my car! | *Oh no! My house! I mean my car! | ||
*Be careful, this car is also my home. | *Be careful, this car is also my home. | ||
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===Caucasian drug dealer=== | ===Caucasian drug dealer=== | ||
*Excuse moi, asshole! | *Excuse moi, asshole! | ||
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*I can't believe this shit!! | *I can't believe this shit!! | ||
*I want my lawyer! | *I want my lawyer! | ||
===Ex-convict thug=== | ===Ex-convict thug=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript | 6Lj5C7plSR4 | | {{AudioTranscript | 6Lj5C7plSR4 | | ||
*Why you touchin' my beer? | *Why you touchin' my beer? | ||
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*You ain't even gonna have an ''ass ''to ''kick!'' | *You ain't even gonna have an ''ass ''to ''kick!'' | ||
*This is the end of days for sure! | *This is the end of days for sure! | ||
*I soiled myself because of you! | *I soiled myself because of you! | ||
*That car will be your coffin!!! | *That car will be your coffin!!! | ||
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*You like the tits on those Ventruas waitresses? | *You like the tits on those Ventruas waitresses? | ||
*Burger Shot was made from roadkill. | *Burger Shot was made from roadkill. | ||
==="Old Cletus" vagrant=== | ==="Old Cletus" vagrant=== | ||
*What do you mean I can't use the bathroom? I gotta take my personal business somewhere. | *What do you mean I can't use the bathroom? I gotta take my personal business somewhere. | ||
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*Have you sniffed that icky-icky? | *Have you sniffed that icky-icky? | ||
*[[Burger Shot]] burgers are tasty, even in the dumpster! | *[[Burger Shot]] burgers are tasty, even in the dumpster! | ||
===Los Santos taxi driver=== | ===Los Santos taxi driver=== | ||
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*You can't shoot me!! I'm American!! | *You can't shoot me!! I'm American!! | ||
*Hey fatty! | *Hey fatty! | ||
*Hey porky! | *Hey porky! | ||
*Hey lardy! | *Hey lardy! | ||
*I'm fighting the war on fat. | *I'm fighting the war on fat. | ||
*Get the hell out of my shadow. | *Get the hell out of my shadow. | ||
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===Grove Street Families=== | ===Grove Street Families=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript| O1C_jEdtrw0 | | |||
*LSV killa! | *LSV killa! | ||
*VLA killa! | *VLA killa! | ||
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*Who rolled this piece of shit man?! | *Who rolled this piece of shit man?! | ||
*You tryin' to kidnap me fool?! | *You tryin' to kidnap me fool?! | ||
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===Ballas=== | ===Ballas=== | ||
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*We is law abiding citizens! | *We is law abiding citizens! | ||
*I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet. | *I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet. | ||
===Mexican drug dealer=== | ===Mexican drug dealer=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript| y1GDL1uASWA | | {{AudioTranscript| y1GDL1uASWA | | ||
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===Orange 12 pedestrian=== | ===Orange 12 pedestrian=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript | LnZxJxoA6JM | | {{AudioTranscript | LnZxJxoA6JM | | ||
*Come on fool. Kick me a Logger. | *Come on fool. Kick me a Logger. | ||
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===Quantum Man pedestrian=== | ===Quantum Man pedestrian=== | ||
{{AudioTranscript| RgFerp4TxWs | | |||
*When will you villains learn? | *When will you villains learn? | ||
*Taste the sweet anvils that are my fists. | *Taste the sweet anvils that are my fists. | ||
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*Your timing was inplecible. | *Your timing was inplecible. | ||
*Do you know what you've done?! | *Do you know what you've done?! | ||
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===African-American hippie=== | ===African-American hippie=== | ||
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*You're not a government agent are you? | *You're not a government agent are you? | ||
*Jacking cars is what they want you to do! | *Jacking cars is what they want you to do! | ||
===Bone County redneck=== | ===Bone County redneck=== | ||
*How come they don't allow donkeys in this bar? | *How come they don't allow donkeys in this bar? | ||
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===James Earl Cash impersonator=== | ===James Earl Cash impersonator=== | ||
{{AudioTranscipt| fJoqajUbh5s | | |||
*Take me with you. | *Take me with you. | ||
*OH NO! NO! Not this again! | *OH NO! NO! Not this again! | ||
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*Just let me go man! | *Just let me go man! | ||
*I'm saved! | *I'm saved! | ||
}} | |||
===Mohawk punk=== | ===Mohawk punk=== | ||
*He got nothing on me! | *He got nothing on me! |