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Pedestrian Dialogue in GTA San Andreas (view source)
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*Shit cock bastard head! | *Shit cock bastard head! | ||
*Smell my fingers! | *Smell my fingers! | ||
*You fucking shitface! | *You fucking shitface! | ||
*Aeyyy! | *Aeyyy! | ||
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*Dumb bastard! | *Dumb bastard! | ||
*You shit! | *You shit! | ||
*I'll get you! | |||
*Take this, you dick! | |||
*You want some of this? | |||
*I studied martial arts in Kathmandu! | |||
===Croupier=== | ===Croupier=== | ||
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*What the... | *What the... | ||
*You better not do that again. | *You better not do that again. | ||
*Man, you crazy? | *Man, you crazy? | ||
*Watch out! | *Watch out! | ||
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*Man, you're asking for trouble with that outfit. | *Man, you're asking for trouble with that outfit. | ||
*I wouldn't walk around looking like that man. | *I wouldn't walk around looking like that man. | ||
*You better look out for the fashion popos. | *You better look out for the fashion popos. | ||
*Another working pillow for the hood. | *Another working pillow for the hood. | ||
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*Shit! No! Damn! My bike! | *Shit! No! Damn! My bike! | ||
*You better run now! | *You better run now! | ||
*Polo lou Kama (Your father's balls), I'm gonna kick your ass for this! | *Polo lou Kama (Your father's balls), I'm gonna kick your ass for this! | ||
*Man, you're dead. | *Man, you're dead. | ||
*How are you going to pay for my car?! | *How are you going to pay for my car?! | ||
*Now you going to have to pay for my car! | *Now you going to have to pay for my car! | ||
*Kae! (Shit!) Komo! (Asshole!) Ufa! (Fuck you!) You're dead! | *Kae! (Shit!) Komo! (Asshole!) Ufa! (Fuck you!) You're dead! | ||
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*Damn! Oh shit! | *Damn! Oh shit! | ||
*Man, hook me up with a bag. Make it two bags, I'm under a lot of stress. | *Man, hook me up with a bag. Make it two bags, I'm under a lot of stress. | ||
*Holy moly, you're dead, komo (asshole!)! | |||
*You ain't got a chance! | |||
*You trying to check me on, pukio (asshole?)? | |||
*Game over, pukio! (asshole!) | |||
*Man, this is your funeral, pukio! (asshole!) | |||
*You like hospitals? You must like hospitals! | |||
===Purple 31 pedestrian=== | ===Purple 31 pedestrian=== | ||
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*Fool are you on ''sherms?'' | *Fool are you on ''sherms?'' | ||
*You bitch-made busta! | *You bitch-made busta! | ||
*I mess with girls ''and ''guys, so? | *I mess with girls ''and ''guys, so? | ||
*I''m about to start trippin'!'' | *I''m about to start trippin'!'' | ||
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*Well he ''say ''he's taking me to Ventura. | *Well he ''say ''he's taking me to Ventura. | ||
*You up in here smell bangin'. | *You up in here smell bangin'. | ||
*Jackin' bitches, that's yo M.O.?! | *Jackin' bitches, that's yo M.O.?! | ||
*I'm startin' to feel a little faded. | *I'm startin' to feel a little faded. | ||
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*Tryin' to fill a bitch up?! | *Tryin' to fill a bitch up?! | ||
*Man that's just triffling! | *Man that's just triffling! | ||
*'Gon bail in a wheelchair when I'm done! | |||
*Don't hold back me though, loc! | |||
*I done KO Meteor Man! (?) | |||
*I'm down for my hood! | |||
*You 'bout to get beat by a bitch! | |||
*Think a female can't squab, loc? | |||
*Get 'em up, you perpetrator! | |||
*Let's scrap, you old busta! | |||
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*Ya hit my car! What did you do that for?! | *Ya hit my car! What did you do that for?! | ||
*Oh yeah! You're real funny kid! | *Oh yeah! You're real funny kid! | ||
*Go screw your own pigs! You ain't having her! | *Go screw your own pigs! You ain't having her! | ||
*Get away from my home! | *Get away from my home! | ||
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*You ain't robbin' me piggy! | *You ain't robbin' me piggy! | ||
*Oh yeah?! | *Oh yeah?! | ||
*Have you liked pink pigs? | *Have you liked pink pigs? | ||
*Have you shot a dog? | *Have you shot a dog? | ||
*I have a fat hog. | *I have a fat hog. | ||
*What's money? Is that a gun? It's useless. | *What's money? Is that a gun? It's useless. | ||
*Woah, hey! | |||
*Watch it! | |||
*You're mine, piggy! | |||
*I cannot wait a minute! | |||
*My mama showed me how to fight! | |||
*I'm gonna make you real sorry! | |||
*You're gonna regret the day you came here! | |||
===Mexican sex pedestrian=== | ===Mexican sex pedestrian=== | ||
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*You got big bolas! Keep the change! | *You got big bolas! Keep the change! | ||
*You like young girls too?! | *You like young girls too?! | ||
*You think you got the huevos (balls) for me? | |||
*You ready, joto? (faggot?) | |||
*You want some of me, maricon? (faggot?) | |||
*Mariposa! (Faggot!) | |||
*Aqui estoy (I'm here), shit muncher! | |||
*You gonna die now, pendejo! (punk!) | |||
*Time's up, amorcita! (faggot!) | |||
*You're going down, joto! (faggot!) | |||
*I'm gonna fill you up! | |||
==="Mr Trenchcoat"=== | ==="Mr Trenchcoat"=== | ||
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*Poor swine! | *Poor swine! | ||
*Your finest narcotics please. | *Your finest narcotics please. | ||
*That's the way the cookie crumbles! | *That's the way the cookie crumbles! | ||
*If you excuse me: I must ask for my vehicle back! | *If you excuse me: I must ask for my vehicle back! | ||
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*You've killed the poor person! | *You've killed the poor person! | ||
*My solicitor has been informed! I shall alert the authorities! | *My solicitor has been informed! I shall alert the authorities! | ||
*Violence is a last resort. | |||
*You have forced me into action! | |||
*Regrettable, but necessary. | |||
*Reason, obviously won't work here. | |||
*There's only one way to solve this. | |||
*I am prepared to fillet you! | |||
*You have forfeited the rules of fair play. | |||
*I can scrap! | |||
===Dread gangster=== | ===Dread gangster=== | ||
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*Oh no! My house! I mean my car! | *Oh no! My house! I mean my car! | ||
*Be careful, this car is also my home. | *Be careful, this car is also my home. | ||
*Gon' get my music over my dead body! (?) | |||
*Nobody tries to steal ''my'' music! | |||
*Oh, you wanna die? Sure! | |||
*My fists are as strong as my beats! | |||
*You want beats? I give you beats! | |||
*Yeah, you got one foot in the grave already! | |||
*Give it up, shithead! | |||
* | |||
}} | }} | ||
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*Another 187 haha! | *Another 187 haha! | ||
*This murder put me in the mood! | *This murder put me in the mood! | ||
It's on now, lil' man! | |||
I love squabblin'! | |||
It's lights out for you, chump! | |||
I'ma make you wash my drawers! | |||
You must wanna die, lil' man! | |||
I kill you wit' my bare hands! | |||
Come get knocked out like yo' mama! | |||
You wanna scrap wit' a killa', fool? | |||
You boxin' wit' a booty bandit, punk! | |||
Let's work up a sweat, lil' man! | |||
Yeah, let's go head up! | |||
}} | }} | ||
===Old bathroom pedestrian=== | ===Old bathroom pedestrian/Hotdog vendor=== | ||
*World of Cog has the best toilet paper! | *World of Cog has the best toilet paper! | ||
*AH! MY LAWN! MY HEART! MY EYES! | *AH! MY LAWN! MY HEART! MY EYES! | ||
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*What in damnation is going on?! | *What in damnation is going on?! | ||
*Ain't cha got self control?! | *Ain't cha got self control?! | ||
*I soiled myself because of you! | *I soiled myself because of you! | ||
*That car will be your coffin!!! | *That car will be your coffin!!! | ||
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*Your cologne is very sophisticated! | *Your cologne is very sophisticated! | ||
*MOVE THAT BUCKET! | *MOVE THAT BUCKET! | ||
*The urinals in this joint smell good! | *The urinals in this joint smell good! | ||
*Get that piece of garbage outta here! | *Get that piece of garbage outta here! | ||
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*AHHHHH!!! Not my time! | *AHHHHH!!! Not my time! | ||
*I need something extra special! | *I need something extra special! | ||
*Feet don't fail me now! | *Feet don't fail me now! | ||
*Look out! I've got a heart condition! | *Look out! I've got a heart condition! | ||
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*Let me outta here already!! | *Let me outta here already!! | ||
*Have you been to Rusty Brown's? | *Have you been to Rusty Brown's? | ||
*You've reached the end of days! | |||
*Get ready for an ass whoopin'! | |||
*I'll eat you and spit you out! | |||
*I'll show you how it's done! | |||
*No tomorrow for you! | |||
*I eat dummies for breakfast! | |||
*You ain't even gonna have an ass to kick! | |||
*I'm still young enough to whoop ya! | |||
*Your time here is up! | |||
===Liberty City tourist=== | ===Liberty City tourist=== | ||
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*YOU FRICKING IDIOT! | *YOU FRICKING IDIOT! | ||
*This is shit, I wanna refund! | *This is shit, I wanna refund! | ||
*That's a real gun man!! | *That's a real gun man!! | ||
*Do I look like a jerk to you?! | *Do I look like a jerk to you?! | ||
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*Oh my god! Let's go! | *Oh my god! Let's go! | ||
*Thanks for the ride! | *Thanks for the ride! | ||
*Show me what you got, bitch! | |||
*Come on, baby! | |||
*Take it easy, grandma! | |||
*I'm gonna enjoy hurting you! | |||
*Let's see what you got, asshole! | |||
*Come and get me, punk! | |||
*I can kill you with one hand, shithead! | |||
*Give to me, come on! | |||
*You sure you're ready for this? | |||
*I hope you like hospitals! | |||
}} | }} | ||
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*I'm gonna put my shoe up your poop shoot! | *I'm gonna put my shoe up your poop shoot! | ||
*No liquor thanks, I'm on duty. | *No liquor thanks, I'm on duty. | ||
*Sprunk on the rocks. | *Sprunk on the rocks. | ||
*Gotta go! Gotta go! I don't feel too bulletproof! And then they go bangin' again! | *Gotta go! Gotta go! I don't feel too bulletproof! And then they go bangin' again! | ||
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*Get ready for an ass whoopin'! | *Get ready for an ass whoopin'! | ||
*You think this is a parade! | *You think this is a parade! | ||
*You blew your chance for friendship. | *You blew your chance for friendship. | ||
*Bangers and jackers! The future of Los Santos! | *Bangers and jackers! The future of Los Santos! | ||
*I don't bang son, relax. | *I don't bang son, relax. | ||
*Mouth to mouth? Hey, don't look at me. | *Mouth to mouth? Hey, don't look at me. | ||
*You got a glass jaw, baby gangsta! | |||
*Papa don't take no jive! | *Papa don't take no jive! | ||
* | *Come here, I wanna tell ya somethin'! | ||
*Gettin' served by an ''old'' man! | |||
*Turn the other cheek, boy! | |||
*The bones are brittle but the jab is stiff! | |||
*Knockin' you out and crackin' a Sprunk! | |||
===BMX rider=== | ===BMX rider=== | ||
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*Too much rocket fuel bro. | *Too much rocket fuel bro. | ||
*What a dick! | *What a dick! | ||
===Bikini woman=== | ===Bikini woman=== | ||
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*Well hello there! | *Well hello there! | ||
*Wow, you're a beefcake aren't you? | *Wow, you're a beefcake aren't you? | ||
*Oh bollocks, lost again. | *Oh bollocks, lost again. | ||
*About bloody time! Hurrah!! At last! | *About bloody time! Hurrah!! At last! | ||
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*Another day in America... | *Another day in America... | ||
*These Yanks, they're nutters. | *These Yanks, they're nutters. | ||
*Show me what you're made of! Hit me! | |||
*I'm gonna teach you some manners! | |||
*I know how to protect myself! | |||
*Ah, you think you're hard, do you then! | |||
*I've had a bloody long day! | |||
*Come on then, you cretin! | |||
* | |||
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*Mate, come on! Shifty shifty! | *Mate, come on! Shifty shifty! | ||
*Have a bloody bath mate. You bloody stink. | *Have a bloody bath mate. You bloody stink. | ||
*You fat bastard, you ate all the pies! | *You fat bastard, you ate all the pies! | ||
*Hey dude! I'm late for an audition! | *Hey dude! I'm late for an audition! | ||
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*You upstart colonial prat! | *You upstart colonial prat! | ||
*Hey mate, bring me a little bit of trumpet! | *Hey mate, bring me a little bit of trumpet! | ||
*Bollocks that is! | *Bollocks that is! | ||
*That is shite! | *That is shite! | ||
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*You nearly ran me over you prat! | *You nearly ran me over you prat! | ||
*I need some bugle real bad! | *I need some bugle real bad! | ||
*Card! | *Card! | ||
*Gimme a card! | *Gimme a card! | ||
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*Put my price on that! | *Put my price on that! | ||
*Oi taxi! Get over here! | *Oi taxi! Get over here! | ||
*Come on, mate! Gimme some! | |||
*Come on, eh! | |||
*I'm gonna cream you, sunshine! | |||
*Look, mate, I can anger myself! | |||
*Oh, you bloody Yank! | |||
*Is that all you got, you bloody Yank? | |||
*I'll smash you in half, mate! | |||
*Come on, wanker, come on! | |||
*You're messing with a real man now! | |||
*You're at your depths, mate. | |||
*You're messin' with a Londoner! ''South Londoner!'' | |||
}} | }} | ||
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*I will throw with my right? | *I will throw with my right? | ||
*I will spill your fluids. | *I will spill your fluids. | ||
===Construction worker=== | |||
* Out of the way, man! | |||
* Hurry up, I gotta get to the site! | |||
* Come on, I got work to do! | |||
* Move it, asshole! | |||
* Buy American, you piece of shit! | |||
* I don't got all day here! | |||
* Move it or lose it, moron! | |||
* This ain't a parking lot, asshole! | |||
* I'm gonna be late for my bowling league! | |||
* What's your problem, pal? | |||
* Got some sort of disorder, buddy? | |||
* Tourettes, huh? | |||
* Watch where you're walking, moron! | |||
* You want me to shoot you with my nailgun? | |||
* Yeah, just try that again. | |||
* Do you want a black eye? | |||
* Easy! | |||
* Hey! | |||
* Watch it! | |||
* You in a rush? | |||
* You pushin' me, buddy? | |||
* What's your problem, buddy? | |||
* My bowling team's in first place. | |||
* Foreman takes all the credit. | |||
* Got this new table saw. | |||
* Bowling is such an intellectual game. | |||
* Fell off the scaffolding last week. | |||
* I wouldn't even wear that on the site! | |||
* You look like shit! | |||
* What the hell are you wearing? | |||
* Who paid you to wear those clothes? | |||
* Woah, fatty! | |||
* You're gonna give yourself a heart attack! | |||
* My god, you sure are fat! | |||
* You are a fat bastard! | |||
* Dude! Take a shower! | |||
* Try some deodorant, buddy! | |||
* And I thought I smelled bad! | |||
* My god, you stink! | |||
* Very flashy! | |||
* You sure know how to dress! | |||
* I like those clothes! | |||
* You must be in construction too, huh! | |||
* Gee, I wouldn't mess with you! | |||
* You a trainer or something? | |||
* Nice cologne, bro! | |||
* Bet you get a lot of ladies with that cologne! | |||
* Maybe I should try that cologne! | |||
* I wish I smelled that good! | |||
* You been to that new 24/7? | |||
* You tried using a belt cinder? | |||
* You ever do it yourself? | |||
* Have you checked out that new Willard dealership? | |||
* Have you ever tried bowling? | |||
* I oughta kick your ass! | |||
* Bring it on, buddy! | |||
* Yeah, this's gonna be fun! | |||
* I'm gonna mess you up! | |||
* I needed a release all day! | |||
* Come on, asshole! | |||
* Let's see what you got, douchebag! | |||
* Go ahead, make me hurt! | |||
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