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'''Carl Johnson''': Shit, I better call Cesar! (dials phone) Hey Cesar, no time to talk, man! I'm on my way to San Fierro, OK, I'll meet you and Kendl at that garage I won at that races. Holla at y'all later!
'''Carl Johnson''': Shit, I better call Cesar! (dials phone) Hey Cesar, no time to talk, man! I'm on my way to San Fierro, OK, I'll meet you and Kendl at that garage I won at that races. Holla at y'all later!
'''Carl Johnson ''(later)''''': What's with all the aluminum foil, man?
'''The Truth''': Protection from mind control, dude.
'''Carl Johnson''': Mind control?
'''The Truth''': Induction of images, sound or emotion using microwave radiation. D'you know how many government satellites are watching any citizen at any moment?
'''Carl Johnson''': No.
'''The Truth''': Twenty-three. Do you know how many religious relics are kept at The Pentagon?
'''Carl Johnson''': No, I don't.
'''The Truth''': Twenty three. You see a pattern emerging here, man?
'''Carl Johnson''': Man, I'm seeing patterns all over the place! Get that smoke out of my face!


'''The Truth''': Hey, you want a hit on this? A little Temple Charas in a cocktail with some Nepalese munga munga.
'''The Truth''': Hey, you want a hit on this? A little Temple Charas in a cocktail with some Nepalese munga munga.
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