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'''Carl Johnson''': Shit, I better call Cesar! (dials phone) Hey Cesar, no time to talk, man! I'm on my way to San Fierro, OK, I'll meet you and Kendl at that garage I won at that races. Holla at y'all later! | '''Carl Johnson''': Shit, I better call Cesar! (dials phone) Hey Cesar, no time to talk, man! I'm on my way to San Fierro, OK, I'll meet you and Kendl at that garage I won at that races. Holla at y'all later! | ||
'''Carl Johnson ''(later)''''': What's with all the aluminum foil, man? | |||
'''The Truth''': Protection from mind control, dude. | |||
'''Carl Johnson''': Mind control? | |||
'''The Truth''': Induction of images, sound or emotion using microwave radiation. D'you know how many government satellites are watching any citizen at any moment? | |||
'''Carl Johnson''': No. | |||
'''The Truth''': Twenty-three. Do you know how many religious relics are kept at The Pentagon? | |||
'''Carl Johnson''': No, I don't. | |||
'''The Truth''': Twenty three. You see a pattern emerging here, man? | |||
'''Carl Johnson''': Man, I'm seeing patterns all over the place! Get that smoke out of my face! | |||
'''The Truth''': Hey, you want a hit on this? A little Temple Charas in a cocktail with some Nepalese munga munga. | '''The Truth''': Hey, you want a hit on this? A little Temple Charas in a cocktail with some Nepalese munga munga. |
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