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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
'''Yusuf''': We rolling out to the Broker Side of the Algonquin bridge, homeboy. | '''Yusuf''': We rolling out to the Broker Side of the Algonquin bridge, homeboy. | ||
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'''Yusuf''': Slight change of plan. I'll get the chopper later. Head out to the east side of the Algonquin bridge, homie. | |||
'''Luis''': Before I forget, you mind handing over some more of those explosive shells? Those things are tight, man. | '''Luis''': Before I forget, you mind handing over some more of those explosive shells? Those things are tight, man. | ||
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'''Luis''': Hey, bro. Just in case you mind if I hit you for some of them exploding shells? Thanks, man. | |||
'''Luis''': What you after this time, man? I got you that tank think and the chopper - what now, you want the Statue of Happiness for your back yard? | '''Luis''': What you after this time, man? I got you that tank think and the chopper - what now, you want the Statue of Happiness for your back yard? | ||
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'''Yusuf''': Here's the spot! | '''Yusuf''': Here's the spot! | ||
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'''Yusuf''': Here's where you board the train. | |||
'''Yusuf''': Get in position to jump, my friend. I will meet you later. | '''Yusuf''': Get in position to jump, my friend. I will meet you later. | ||
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'''Yusuf''': Get in position above the tracks, man. I'll see you soon. | |||
==Alternate dialogue== | ==Alternate dialogue== | ||
'''Yusuf''': I hope you got your work shoes on. | |||
'''Luis''': You got some exercise plans for me, Yusuf? | |||
'''Yusuf''': Damn right, motherfucker! How you feel about helping this Arabic sonofabitch steal himself an LTA subway car? | |||
'''Luis''': What? | |||
'''Yusuf''': You heard me. A genuine Liberty City subway car. Ever since I played with my golden train set as a child, I have always wanted one and now we're gonna get it. | |||
'''Luis''': You fucking crazy, you know that? | |||
'''Yusuf''': They called Michelangelo crazy, but he invented the wheel and who's laughing now? | |||
'''Luis''': I ain't. | |||
'''Yusuf''': The train is not just for me. It will be the centerpiece of a new Liberty themed development in the Gulf. There might even be room for a Maisonette 9 franchise there. How about it? You, Tony Gayer and a camel getting all velvet rope on some Arabic shit. | |||
'''Luis''': Okay, shit, if I do help you, what's the plan? | |||
'''Yusuf''': That's my boy! There's the reason you're my main hombre. Okay. You just need to jump on the train. Climb to the front and unhook the lead car. I'll take it from there. | |||
'''Luis''': Sounds real simple. | |||
'''Yusuf''': Of course it is. I have this shit calculated to the hundredth decimal fucking point. Nothing can go wrong. | |||
'''Luis''': Why do I struggle to believe that? | |||
'''Yusuf''': Cynics don't build pyramids, man. You got to believe. Tell me you believe, Luis. Tell me you fucking see it - me and you riding in our very own subway train through a tunnel made of models on a track made of gold. | |||
'''Luis''': I see myself getting cut in half or locked up, bro - that's what I see. What the fuck am I getting into, man? Shit. | |||
'''Yusuf''': I wish I was coming with you, man. I'd be one crazy motherfucker on that train. | |||
'''Luis''': Be my guest, bro. You jump on the train and I'll put my feet up. | |||
'''Yusuf''': The plan doesn't allow for that, homie. Disappoints me as much as you. Probably more. Inside, i am crying. | |||
==Failing the mission== | ==Failing the mission== |