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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
'''Mori''': Yo, we got some cars waiting at the top of Middle Park, bro. | |||
'''Mori''': Hey, I got a gift for you bitches. Some headsets. So I can tell you what to do later. | |||
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'''Mori''': Take these headsets so I can be in your ear all the way, bitches. | |||
'''Mori''': Hey Brucie, bro, it's good to hang with you, I'm really happy you're along on this ride. | |||
'''Brucie''': Mori, bro, are you... uhhh... fucking with me? | |||
'''Mori''': Come on, little B. Hey, what do you take me for? It's good to have Lopez along too, right? Hey, the three amigos. | |||
'''Luis''': Or two men and a little cunt. | |||
'''Mori''': Yeah, you hear that, Brucie, he called you a little cunt. | |||
'''Luis''': I wasn't talking about him, bro. | |||
'''Mori''': Don't bring down the positive energy, Lopez. Me and my brother are having fun today. | |||
'''Brucie''': Yeah, man, we are. We should do this more often, bro. | |||
'''Mori''': Ah, B, shit, before I forget, there's this email that I got that I thought you'd be interested in. | |||
'''Brucie''': Oh yeah? What's that? | |||
'''Mori''': Well, you see, it's this doctor, he's a fucking genius. Yeah, he says he's made this pill that is gonna sort out that penis problem you got. | |||
'''Brucie''': Fuck off, Mori. I thought you were being cool, bro. | |||
'''Mori''': No, no, I am, bro. I swear it. No, this guy can extend your hose by at least two to three inches. Hey, call me an asshole, but I'd be really psyched if my bro was packing a four inch punch. How's that for cool? | |||
'''Brucie''': Shut up, Mori. | |||
'''Mori''': The one thing you do got going for you is those 'roid-ravaged beans in your sack. Anything would look big hanging next to those peanuts. Right? Yeah, am I right? | |||
'''Brucie''': Shut the fuck up, Mori. | |||
'''Mori''': Ah, pathetic. You see this guy, Lopez. What did I tell you? | |||
'''Luis''': I don't know, bro. I tend to stop listening when you open your mouth. | |||
'''Mori''': Remind me again what you paid for that place in Broker, Brucie. | |||
'''Brucie''': Huh? | |||
'''Mori''': Oh, and the garage, too. How much did you pay? | |||
'''Brucie''': I don't want to talk about it. | |||
'''Mori''': And uh a oh oh yeah yeah, what are those properties worth now?! | |||
'''Brucie''': I said I don't want to talk about it, okay?! Shit! | |||
'''Mori''': You see? What did I tell you, Lopez. Overexposed like a stripper in Fleet Week. Only thing more useless than that little pecker of his is his portfolio. Ain't that right, Brucie? | |||
'''Luis''': Leave him alone, Mori. You're even more annoying than usual. | |||
'''Mori''': He's a bit like you and Big Tone actually. Hey, you guys should start a debtors anonymous circle jerk together. Yeah you could sit around crying and hugging and talking about how you lost it all. | |||
'''Luis''': At least we don't owe you shit anymore, Mori. Remember, the debt got erased in that bet. Fuckin' genius. | |||
'''Mori''': Oooo. Little Lopez got his panties in a twist. G-string on too tight, is it? You guys should lighten the fuck up. Come on! | |||
''(The three arrive at Middle Park)'' | |||
'''Mori''': Ahh, here he is. Let's go talk to the bitch. | |||
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'''Mori''': There's my boy. The loser. | |||
'''Mori''': Fucking intense! Woo! Did you see Little Lou here though? He started shitting in his panties when the cops showed up. Hey, check it out, Brucie. You know I think Lou here might be even slightly a bigger pussy than you. | '''Mori''': Fucking intense! Woo! Did you see Little Lou here though? He started shitting in his panties when the cops showed up. Hey, check it out, Brucie. You know I think Lou here might be even slightly a bigger pussy than you. | ||