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|name = Daisie Cash-Cooze | |name = Daisie Cash-Cooze | ||
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|voice = [[Elizabeth Jasicki]] | |voice = [[Elizabeth Jasicki]] | ||
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'''Daisie Cash-Cooze''' is a | '''Daisie Cash-Cooze''' is a debutante from London. She is supposedly famous (having been voted "Babe of the Month") and also has a cocaine addiction. Her father is a wealthy businessman with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peerage#Privilege_of_Peerage peerage] (a highly prestigious honorary title in England) who spent $200,000 on her education. She once slept [[Luis Fernando Lopez|Luis Lopez]], the bouncer of [[Liberty City]] nightclub [[Maisonette 9]]. She then returned to London, dated and got engaged to a man named Bernie (also privately educated, and allegedly bisexual but "seventy percent hetero"). | ||
She reunited with Luis in 2008 as a [[Random Characters|random character]] in Maisonette 9. Action star [[Chris Hunt]] was given a handjob by Daisie and planned on leaking the video online, to disprove rumors that he is gay. Luis drove Daisie around [[Algonquin]] in an attempt to track him down via his cell phone bleets. They travel to [[Perseus]], [[Squid Row]] and eventually they find him in [[Star Junction]] where he is supposedly premiering his latest movie, which turns out to be his sex tape on the Weazel News mega screen. [[The Celebinator]] writes an article on [[youvebeencelebinated.com|his website]] about the sex tape. | |||
Daisie later sends Luis an e-mail thanking him for his help and reveals that she and Bertie are getting married. | Daisie later sends Luis an e-mail thanking him for his help and reveals that she and Bertie are getting married. |
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