For the Man Who Has Everything/Script: Difference between revisions

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'''Luis''': Yusuf, bro. Hand over some more exploding shotgun shells. I love those things.
'''Luis''': Yusuf, bro. Hand over some more exploding shotgun shells. I love those things.
'''Luis''': Things have a tendency to get outta hand man. Maybe you could give me some more exploding shells for peace of mind.


'''Luis''': What you after this time, man? I got you that tank think and the chopper - what now, you want the Statue of Happiness for your back yard?
'''Luis''': What you after this time, man? I got you that tank think and the chopper - what now, you want the Statue of Happiness for your back yard?
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'''Luis''': Someone better be grateful for this.
'''Luis''': Someone better be grateful for this.
or:
'''Luis''': Here goes nothing.


''(LCPD and NOOSE arrive to fight Luis)''
''(LCPD and NOOSE arrive to fight Luis)''
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'''Luis''': Man.
'''Luis''': Man.
'''Luis''': You fucked with the wrong commuter.
'''Luis''': Give a man a break.
'''Luis''': Arrrghhh!
'''Luis''': I fuckin' hate helicopters.
'''Luis''': Yo, I'm Dominican. We ain't terrorist, you dumb fucks.
'''LCPD''': Terrorist on the train!


'''LCPD''': It's an attack!
'''LCPD''': It's an attack!
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'''LCPD''': Violate this punk.
'''LCPD''': Violate this punk.
'''LCPD''': Get your gash masks on!


''(Luis moves towards the front cart)''
''(Luis moves towards the front cart)''
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'''Luis''': Fuck.
'''Luis''': Fuck.
'''Luis''': Here we go.
'''Luis''': Come on.
'''Luis''': Conyo.


''(Luis ducks under an Annihilator)''
''(Luis ducks under an Annihilator)''
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'''Yusuf''': Free that baby up for me!
'''Yusuf''': Free that baby up for me!
'''Yusuf''': Unleash the beast!


'''Yusuf''': We good to go?
'''Yusuf''': We good to go?
'''Yusuf''': We haven't got all day. Unhook the front car.


==Alternate dialogue==
==Alternate dialogue==
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