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'''Trojan Voodoo''' is the last mission | '''Trojan Voodoo''' is the last mission performed for [[Umberto Robina]] by the [[protagonist]] in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]. | ||
== Walkthrough == | == Walkthrough == | ||
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===Brief=== | ===Brief=== | ||
Umberto has come up with the perfect way to deal a blow to the [[Haitians]]. The building that was raided during the mission [[Cannon Fodder]] is the Haitian drug processing plant. This time, the intent os to destroy it. | |||
===The Mission=== | ===The Mission=== | ||
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== Script == | == Script == | ||
(Café Robina | (Café Robina: Woman, Tommy Vercetti and Umberto Robina) | ||
(''Umberto Robina approaches two women in his café''.) | (''Umberto Robina approaches two women in his café''.) | ||
'''Umberto:''' Hey ladies. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna make love like a man. You know that,chica? Something like this. | '''Umberto:''' Hey ladies. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna kill me a Haitian. Then...then, I'm gonna make love like a man. You know that, chica? Something like this. | ||
(''Umberto starts humping the air and one of the women throws coffee on his crotch. Then the women leave''.) | (''Umberto starts humping the air and one of the women throws coffee on his crotch. Then the women leave''.) | ||
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'''Umberto:''' Hey baby. I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! Umberto Robina likes the ladies, not some goat in a skirt! | '''Umberto:''' Hey baby. I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! Umberto Robina likes the ladies, not some goat in a skirt! | ||
(''Tommy arrives'' | (''Tommy arrives.'') | ||
'''Umberto:''' Tommy! Tommy, I love you, I love you. Let's go! | '''Umberto:''' Tommy! Tommy, I love you, I love you. Let's go! | ||
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'''Tommy:''' Go where? Can't I get a cup of coffee first? | '''Tommy:''' Go where? Can't I get a cup of coffee first? | ||
'''Umberto:''' No time for coffee. Besides, I just had one. We gonna take out the Haitians. Tommy, how do you take out a snake? You bite | '''Umberto:''' No time for coffee. Besides, I just had one. We gonna take out the Haitians. Tommy, how do you take out a snake? You bite him in the ass! Hahaha! | ||
'''Tommy:''' Whatever you say Umberto. | '''Tommy:''' Whatever you say Umberto. | ||
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'''Umberto:''' Tommy, you go get us a little Haitian car. When you get it, come back and pick up my boy, Pepe, and take him out to the Haitians. Then, you go around to the Haitians' processing plant and you use their solvent as an explosive. BOOM! Bye bye! | '''Umberto:''' Tommy, you go get us a little Haitian car. When you get it, come back and pick up my boy, Pepe, and take him out to the Haitians. Then, you go around to the Haitians' processing plant and you use their solvent as an explosive. BOOM! Bye bye! | ||
'''Tommy:''' | '''Tommy:''' Umberto, what about you? | ||
'''Umberto:''' Uhhh...I'm gonna stay and watch over the cafe with Poppa. He no feeling so good. | '''Umberto:''' Uhhh...I'm gonna stay and watch over the cafe with Poppa. He no feeling so good. | ||
(Little | (Little Havana: Tommy) | ||
'''Tommy:''' The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema | '''Tommy:''' The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema. But this comes close... | ||
(Voodoo | (Voodoo: Pepe) | ||
'''Pepe:''' Oye, let's go find our muchachos! Man, this is a nice part of town. You lost, man? | '''Pepe:''' Oye, let's go find our muchachos! Man, this is a nice part of town. You lost, man? Whoa, man. You drive like a crazy bitch! | ||
(Meeting spot | (Meeting spot: Rico, Pepe and Tommy) | ||
'''Rico:''' Hola amigos. Oy - the solvent is round the back, amigo. | '''Rico:''' Hola amigos. Oy - the solvent is round the back, amigo. | ||
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'''Pepe:''' Follow my muchachos. | '''Pepe:''' Follow my muchachos. | ||
(Drug plant | (Drug plant: Tommy.) | ||
'''Tommy:''' Pepe, I'm gonna go plant the bomb, cover me. | '''Tommy:''' Pepe, I'm gonna go plant the bomb, cover me. | ||
(''Tommy plants the | (''Tommy plants the explosives and destroys the plant, escaping out the back with Pepe.'') | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||