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Soon the people of Liberty City began to fight with the British over [[wp:American_revolution#New_taxes_1764|taxes]]. Americans saw that they shouldn't have to pay any taxes. So began the [[wp:American Revolution|American Revolution]]. This war was agitated by a number of musket companies who knew they would win whatever the outcome. The revolution was bloody. Soon the French [[wp:France_in_the_American_Revolutionary_War|joined the war]] to help the struggling American insurgency.
Soon the people of Liberty City began to fight with the British over [[wp:American_revolution#New_taxes_1764|taxes]]. Americans saw that they shouldn't have to pay any taxes. So began the [[wp:American Revolution|American Revolution]]. This war was agitated by a number of musket companies who knew they would win whatever the outcome. The revolution was bloody. Soon the French [[wp:France_in_the_American_Revolutionary_War|joined the war]] to help the struggling American insurgency.
==Quiz==
There is a quiz on Rockstar's site testing your knowledge in the history of Liberty City. Here are the answers.
Q: Why did Europeans move to Liberty City?<br>
A: The Dutch wanted a place to sell weed and women.
Q: What was the price of the first prostitute?<br>
A: A swift blow to the back of the head.
Q: Why was [[Middle Park]] built?<br>
A: To provide junkies with a scenic background for drug use.
Q: What is Alderney best known for?<br>
A: Being a swamp with soccer moms.<br>
A: Being named after a shitty island off France where old people go to die.<br>
A: Being the home of the 80's Power Ballad.<br>
A: Juiced-up guys in cheap jewelry and tight t-shirts and fake-baked, chain-smoking girls with big hair.<br>
A: Being a place where people from Algonquin go to dump dead bodies.
Q: The first theater show in [[Star Junction]] was...<br>
A: Heavily censored by right-wing government.
Q: The [[Statue of Happiness]]...<br>
A: ...was presented to the USA by France in 1886 to mark 100 years free from British food and spelling.
Q: What is the famous [[Screamer]] in [[Firefly Island]]?<br>
A: A wooden roller coaster built by drunk Europeans.
Q: What is the weapon of choice among Liberty City residents?<br>
A: Taking about sports while grabbing their anatomy.
Q: What is the average time lapse between consumption of a Liberty City hot dog and the onset of chronic diarrhea?<br>
A: They are simultaneous.
Q: What is the [[Monoglobe]] in [[Meadow Park]], [[Dukes]]?<br>
A: A relic from the Liberty City World Fair that they could not be bothered to take down.
As you can see the minimum score is 1 out of 10. You don't get a reward if you get perfect so don't stress out.
==External Link==
*[http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/#?page=history&content=interactive0 History of Liberty on Rockstar's site]


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