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*Eddie Low-"Wait! Wait! Wait,mister. Do you ever wonder? Do you ever wonder if animals... if they masturbate?" | *Eddie Low-"Wait! Wait! Wait,mister. Do you ever wonder? Do you ever wonder if animals... if they masturbate?" | ||
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Okay, listen, friend | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"Okay, listen, friend you're creeping me out." | ||
*Eddie Low-"No... it's a silly question, I know... silly question. It's just that I was wondering. Because maybe that's what makes us different... from animals, I mean. Masturbating. Because it turns out we | *Eddie Low-"No... it's a silly question, I know... silly question. It's just that I was wondering. Because maybe that's what makes us different... from animals, I mean. Masturbating. Because it turns out we don't have souls, and animals use tools, and all that kind of thing... So maybe it's the masturbating. Maybe that's God's real gift to us?" | ||
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Okay. I'd really like to get back on planet earth, so maybe I'll see you later." | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"Okay. I'd really like to get back on planet earth, so maybe I'll see you later." | ||
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*[[Niko Bellic]]-"That's a funny joke-" | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"That's a funny joke-" | ||
*Eddie Low- ''(angered in serious voice) ''"JOKE? JOKE! Eddie never jokes, Eddie needs to be taken seriously. They laughed at him once, but you can't laugh without a | *Eddie Low- ''(angered in serious voice) ''"JOKE? JOKE! Eddie never jokes, Eddie needs to be taken seriously. They laughed at him once, but you can't laugh without a tongue, you can't point if you haven't got fingers can you? Thats what daddy told me... late at night... in my room." ''(Calms down)'' | ||
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Easy there buddy." | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"Easy there buddy." | ||
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*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Spill your guts." | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"Spill your guts." | ||
*Eddie Low-"Eeeeeew, | *Eddie Low-"Eeeeeew, that's nasty. I don't like doing that. It's smelly. ''(giggles)'' I'm kidding. Isn't the world strange and nasty? I mean- when a girl looks at you, but it turns out she doesn't really love you at all, ''(grows angry)'' it turns out she's a whore!" | ||
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"You are kind of a strange guy Eddie, have you ever considered psycho-therapy? You've got issues. | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"You are kind of a strange guy Eddie, have you ever considered psycho-therapy? You've got issues. | ||
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*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Whatever gets you off, friend." | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"Whatever gets you off, friend." | ||
*Eddie Low-"Mmm, yeah. I like boys. I like girls too. Both are fun in different ways. The same ways | *Eddie Low-"Mmm, yeah. I like boys. I like girls too. Both are fun in different ways. The same ways as well. We're all the same under those layers of hair and skin and fat. Everyone's got the same rotten livers and black hearts underneath it all." | ||
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Sure. You should visit planet Earth sometime." | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"Sure. You should visit planet Earth sometime." | ||
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*[[Niko Bellic]]-"You're making me a little uncomfortable, Eddie. I hope you're joking. | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"You're making me a little uncomfortable, Eddie. I hope you're joking. | ||
*Eddie Low-"I'm sorry, pal. Of course | *Eddie Low-"I'm sorry, pal. Of course I'm joking. Do you think I'm weird? Please, I'm just a no bullshit kind of guy. So, so what's your name and what'd'ya do? Those are normal questions. | ||
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"[[Niko Bellic]], I do what I can to survive... to get by." | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"[[Niko Bellic]], I do what I can to survive... to get by." | ||
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*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Fuck off, you're creeping me out." | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"Fuck off, you're creeping me out." | ||
*Eddie Low-"No, I don't want to make you angry Niko. I | *Eddie Low-"No, I don't want to make you angry Niko. I don't want to be creepy, It's just my way." | ||
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Well, your way is not cool." | *[[Niko Bellic]]-"Well, your way is not cool." | ||