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'''Michael Wayne''' is a journalist for the [[Liberty Tree]] in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''. He writes many articles for the Liberty Tree's website [[libertytreeonline.com|www.libertytreeonline.com]].
'''Michael Wayne''' is a journalist in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] for the [[Liberty Tree]] in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''. He writes many articles for the Liberty Tree's website [[libertytreeonline.com|www.libertytreeonline.com]].


== Online articles ==
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Opponents of online gambling say that children as young as three know how to play poker online. Online poker fans say that they enjoy getting drunk and lying to strangers on the Internet, a pastime that is as old as America itself. But just as prohibition worked, this should work as well, say politicians.
Opponents of online gambling say that children as young as three know how to play poker online. Online poker fans say that they enjoy getting drunk and lying to strangers on the Internet, a pastime that is as old as America itself. But just as prohibition worked, this should work as well, say politicians.
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=== Can One Manny Make A Difference? ===
South Bohan community leader pushing for change
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|Community Leader Manny Escuela was bored of seeing government initiatives fail to improve social conditions in South Bohan, so he has taken matters into his own hands. He is pushing for change and documenting these pushes in a film to be released later in the year. Although the exact nature of the changes is as yet unclear, Mr. Escuela is confident that the community can pull together under his leadership. He told reporters yesterday, "I just wanna make a difference any way I can." Escuela went on to say, "I been bad, and now I wanna make a difference and document that in a film, so people can see a tough guy can have a heart of gold - inspire people. I ain't doing this for the fame. I'm doing it because I love my community. And people from the community need to see me in a movie." Who needs sociologists when you've got committed citizens like Mr. Escuela?
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|In what many say will restore faith and pride in our country, the Jingoism Act was passed over objections of constitutional historians and rights groups. The Act requires anyone observing un-American behavior to contact authorities immediately. This includes witnessing or taking part in sexual activities not relegated to the missionary position, use of the F word, exposing a minor to adult conversation, exposure of the female breast (even for the purpose of breast feeding) and gives access to your medical records, tax records, library borrowing, if you shave downstairs, how many times you have taken the country's name in vain, and slurs against the president.
|In what many say will restore faith and pride in our country, the Jingoism Act was passed over objections of constitutional historians and rights groups. The Act requires anyone observing un-American behavior to contact authorities immediately. This includes witnessing or taking part in sexual activities not relegated to the missionary position, use of the F word, exposing a minor to adult conversation, exposure of the female breast (even for the purpose of breast feeding) and gives access to your medical records, tax records, library borrowing, if you shave downstairs, how many times you have taken the country's name in vain, and slurs against the president.
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=== Deputy Mayor Attacks Gays ===
Dawkins won't take it lying down
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|Controversial deputy mayor, Bryce Dawkins, has been causing offense again - and standing up for family values - in a speech yesterday that has outraged liberals and gay rights groups. Mr. Dawkins, who has long attacked what he terms "the culture of vice that grips our city like an addiction", has attacked gay and lesbian groups as "undermining the family values that make this nation great." He added, "These are the kind of people who make our enemies laugh at us, and are directly contributing to the security problems we all face. Civil rights activists called his comments "prehistoric" and "half witted, but what do people expect from a man called Bryce, whose parents were first cousins?" Mr. Dawkins was unavailable for comment.
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