I'll Take Her/Script: Difference between revisions

'''Niko Bellic''': Your brother told me to call you.  

'''Patrick McReary''': Gerry wants us to kidnap old man Ancelotti's daughter. Some fake tanned, dyed haired, guido loving slut by the name of Grace. She's selling her tasteful pink Feltzer on Autoeroticar at the moment. Get online, organize a viewing and snatch that bitch. When you got her, bring her to a place we got on an alleyway off Sacramento.

'''Niko Bellic''': I can do that.  

'''Patrick McReary''': You can do anything Niko - don't let her on that you're kidnapping her near her place though. Play along with a test drive for a while to get her out of there. It's a real mobbed up area and they'll come down on you damn heavy.

'''Niko Bellic''': Aren't you going to help?  

'''Patrick McReary''': One of my fucking brothers just got shot and another one's in the pen. Someone's got to be with my ma.

(''Niko Bellic gets Gracie Ancelotti's phone number from Autoeroticar.com and phones her'')

'''Niko Bellic''': I'm calling about the car.  

'''Gracie Ancelotti''': Come to my place on Babbage Drive. You don't sound like the sort of man who'd drive a pink convertible.

'''Niko Bellic''': I can't resist a bargain.  

'''Gracie Ancelotti''': You're the guy who called about the car, the one with the sexy accent?  

'''Niko Bellic''': You mind if I take a test drive?  

'''Gracie Ancelotti''': You can test drive whatever you want. I love riding in cars with you European types. My family's from Italia, you know? Somewhere in the south.

'''Gracie Ancelotti''': Why don't you drive towards the south coast? We can enjoy the day.  

'''Gracie Ancelotti''': So, you like the car? I didn't think a manly guy like you would drive something like this. You got a wife or girlfriend or something?

'''Niko Bellic''': I'm picking this up for a friend.  

'''Gracie Ancelotti''': Yeah? What a gentleman. You don't meet guys like you in this city no more. All the good men are gone is what my dad says.

'''Niko Bellic''': Your dad sounds real oldschool. You and him close?  

'''Gracie Ancelotti''': Nah, not really. he's great and all, it's just I don't like his tough guy friends. I only hang out with gay guys, you know. At least they won't try and get in your pants every ten seconds. Not that I don't like guys trying to get in my pants. I appreciate fun as much as the next girl... maybe even more than the next girl.

'''Niko Bellic''': You having fun at the moment?  

'''Gracie Ancelotti''': Maybe too much fun. Call me Gracie, by the way.  

'''Niko Bellic''': Sure thing, Gracie.  

'''Gracie Ancelotti''': How's it going then, sweetie?  

'''Niko Bellic''': Alright, but what I'm here for hasn't really been started.  

'''Gracie Ancelotti''': You've been test driving for a while so I can only guess that you're interested in something other than the car.

'''Niko Bellic''': I am, I'm here to kidnap you, Grace Ancelotti. I don't want to hurt you so remain fucking calm.

'''Gracie Ancelotti''': Fuck you!  

'''Niko Bellic''': You're not calling shit, bitch. You're coming with me.

'''Gracie Ancelotti''': You motherfucker, you sick bastard, you creep!

'''Niko Bellic''': Shut up.

'''Niko Bellic''': Peace at last.  

'''Niko Bellic''': No can do, Jacob. I've got a girl with me and I don't think it would be appropriate. Let's speak soon though, huh?

'''Gordon Sargent''': There he is! Stevie, dump the car. I'll take this piece of ass.  

'''Niko Bellic''': Guys, the bitch better be worth the trouble.  

'''Gordon Sargent''': Her pa's got some serious cash and he pissed off Gerald. That's reason enough for me.

'''Niko Bellic''': Well he better pay quick. I hate to think of the fight she'll put up if you try to cut her fingers off.