Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Script: Difference between revisions

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'''Gracie''': Motherfucker.
'''Gracie''': Motherfucker.


''(Niko drives to Charge Island)''
''(Niko drives to Charge Island and they meet Gay Tony and Luis Lopez)''


'''Gay Tony''': Gracie, you alright? The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?
'''Gay Tony''': Gracie, you alright? The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?
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'''Patrick''': I don't care what you did to that man, but we ain't leaving here without them diamonds. I think I know who's got the ice. Follow me.
'''Patrick''': I don't care what you did to that man, but we ain't leaving here without them diamonds. I think I know who's got the ice. Follow me.


''(Niko and Patrick fight Bulargin's men and eventually corner the guy with the ice)''
''(Niko and Patrick begin to fight Bulargin's men)''
 
'''Patrick''': Over here, Niko.
 
'''Patrick''': Over here, Niko boy.
 
'''Patrick''': Keep close, Niko boy.
 
''(Niko and Patrick kill Bulgarin's men on the ground)''
 
'''Patrick''': This way.
 
'''Patrick''': Stay on me.
 
'''Patrick''': Come on, stay close.
 
''(The two run into more Russians up the catwalk)''
 
'''Patrick''': They're some more of them up there.
 
''(The two kills the Russians)''
 
'''Patrick''': They ain't getting back up, Niko. We put the bastards down.
 
''(The two run into more Russians above them)''
 
'''Patrick''': There's guys above us. Get them, Niko.
 
''(Niko and Patrick kill the Russians above them)''
 
'''Patrick''': Niko, they're done. Let's go.
 
'''Patrick''': Alright man, keep on me.
 
''(Niko and Patrick move up to the catwalk)''
 
'''Patrick''': Use the pipes for cover, come on man.
 
'''Patrick''': Get in cover behind them pipes, Niko!
 
'''Patrick''': Jesus, Niko. You're gonna get killed. Get some cover.
 
''(The two kill the Russians on the opposite side of the catwalk)''
 
'''Patrick''': Stay close to me, Niko.
 
'''Patrick''': Come on, stick close.
 
'''Patrick''': Alright man, keep on me.
 
''(The two run into more Russians and kill them)''
 
'''Patrick''': The guy with the ice has to go be this way. Let's split up. I'll take the high road and you take the low road.
 
''(Niko and Patrick split up as reinforcements arrive)''
 
'''Patrick''': Jesus, Niko. There's more of the bastards arriving.
 
or:
 
'''Patrick''': Fuck me, a whole load of them are showing up.
 
''(Niko kills the reinforcements)''
 
'''Patrick''': Keep close, Niko boy.
 
'''Patrick''': This way.
 
'''Patrick''': Over here, Niko boy.
 
''(Reinforcements show up on the catwalk but are killed)''
 
'''Patrick''': Stay close to me, Niko.
 
'''Patrick''': You following me, man?
 
'''Patrick''': Follow me.
 
''(Niko and Patrick confront the Russian with the diamonds)''


'''Patrick''': Give us that fucking ice, you're trapped. We'll let you go if you give 'em up.
'''Patrick''': Give us that fucking ice, you're trapped. We'll let you go if you give 'em up.
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'''Patrick''': You selfish piece of cocksucking shit!
'''Patrick''': You selfish piece of cocksucking shit!


''(Niko and Patrick kill the goon)''
''(Niko and Patrick kill the Russian)''


'''Patrick''': Serves you right, you selfish cocksucking piece of shit. Shit, I don't wanna spend another minute in this crap-hole, let's get outta here.
'''Patrick''': Serves you right, you selfish cocksucking piece of shit. Shit, I don't wanna spend another minute in this crap-hole, let's get outta here.
==Alternate dialogue==
'''Niko''': Gracie, it's been too long. We should hang out more often.
'''Gracie''': I'd rather see you hanging from a fucking tree.
'''Patrick''': Hands off my woman, Bellic. Gracie and me is in love. Gonna get hitched. White picket fence and all that shit.
'''Niko''': Packie, this is great. You've finally found a woman who will sit down and listen to your shit. Maybe you should bind and gag all the girls you meet?
'''Patrick''': That might be okay where you're from, Niko. But this is an enlightened society we live in. U S of fucking A.
'''Niko''': Real enlightened, real civilized. That's the impression I've got so far. An example to the rest of the world.
'''Patrick''': You know you love it, Niko. Doesn't he Gracie?
'''Gracie''': Motherfuckers.
'''Niko''': Maybe Gracie ain't so different. You normally just shove so much coke up a girl's nose she may as well be tied up.
'''Patrick''': You're in a mood, ain't ya Niko? Is it finally beginning to sink in that my sister's chastity belt don't come off?
'''Niko''': Fuck you.
'''Patrick''': Fuck you.
'''Gracie''': Fuck the both of you.


''(Niko begins to drive Patrick back to his Ma's house. Dialogue differs whether or not [[Pest Control]] has been complete.)
''(Niko begins to drive Patrick back to his Ma's house. Dialogue differs whether or not [[Pest Control]] has been complete.)
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'''Niko Bellic''': When you put it like this, I'm one lucky motherfucker, Packie.  
'''Niko Bellic''': When you put it like this, I'm one lucky motherfucker, Packie.  


====Pest Control completed====
===Pest Control completed===
'''Patrick''': Jesus Christ, why did that moron have to throw the ice away? It was just plain selfish.
'''Patrick''': Jesus Christ, why did that moron have to throw the ice away? It was just plain selfish.


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