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The following | The following is a script of the mission [[The Cousins Bellic]] in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. | ||
== Script == | == Script == | ||
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'''Roman Bellic''': No, everyone seems happy where they are. It reminds them of the Black Sea or something - people leave home to hang around the people they ran away from, ''very odd''. Is just temporary for us though. Our sights are set for the top. Mansions in Berchem, penthouse in Algonquin... a model on each arm - me and my cousin Niko, rulers of the world! | '''Roman Bellic''': No, everyone seems happy where they are. It reminds them of the Black Sea or something - people leave home to hang around the people they ran away from, ''very odd''. Is just temporary for us though. Our sights are set for the top. Mansions in Berchem, penthouse in Algonquin... a model on each arm - me and my cousin Niko, rulers of the world! | ||
(''Niko | (''Niko drives Roman to his apartment'') | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': This is the mansion? | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Just a temporary place. The mansion is coming, cousin. That's the dream... follow me. | ||
(''Niko | (''Niko and Roman enter the apartment'') | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Come in, come in! Make yourself at home... what's mine is yours! | ||
(''Roman | (''Roman stamps on a cockroach'') | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Got him! Little bastard. If he paid some rent I wouldn't care. | ||
(''Roman | (''Roman wipes the cockroach of his shoe'') | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Oh... shit... oh, that's not nice. Ah, cousin, it's so good to see you! Yeah! Hmm... | ||
(''Roman | (''Roman lies down on the bed'') | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Shit... well, I needed to change anyway... So! | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': So... | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': So... | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': So, you full of crap, or what? | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': What? | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': Where's luxury condo? Where's sports car? Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum? | ||
''''Roman | ''''Roman''': What you talking about? | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': In your letters to my [[Milica Bellic|mother]], in your letters to me... all I hear about is Mr. Big, Mr. Roman, living the American dream. Sports cars, condos, women, money, the beach... opportunity! I come here, and the only thing big about your life is the cockroaches. | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': That's right. I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt! | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': Screw you, you idiot! | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Okay, I'm an idiot, but you must admit I have the best line in bullshit you ever heard. | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': Yeah, this I know. Asshole. | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': But here, all I needed was one good guy. One good guy, I could do well. Not take over the world, but do okay. Now, maybe I have this. But what about you? What about you, cousin? | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': What? What about me? | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Well... why you leave home after all this time? First, I hear you're running around with the wrong kind, then I hear you joined the merchant navy, now you're here. You never tell me anything. | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': Huh. No. | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': What do you mean no? | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': No, I never tell you anything. Another time. | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Oooh, mystery man... strange and exotic sailor! What happened? Did your captain make you pregnant? | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': Screw you! No, no, it's nothing like that. The ships were fine. It was before that, two things. You remember, during the war... we did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse... Roman? Roman! Are you sleeping, you fat fuck? Come on! | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Huh! No! No way! What's the time? Shit... I've got to get the cab back. It's on a shift. | ||
(''Roman | (''Roman drinks his coffee but spits it back out'') | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Oh, Jesus! Tastes like a rat shat in it... | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': Roman... | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Niko, I've got to run, come meet me at the cab office. | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': Jesus... what? | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': It's easy. Out the door, turn left, then the first left at the diner... | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': What are you talking about? I don't... | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Go down one block and turn right on Iroquois... | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': I'm new here... | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': then walk all the way down and we're right there on the left of the corner of Cisco Street. | ||
'''Niko | '''Niko''': What are you talking about, man? | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': It's really flash. We got lots of titties and some incredible motors... Niko. Give me a hug. Good to have you here cousin... I've got something for you. | ||
(''Roman | (''Roman's phone rings'') | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Oh, damn... damn, damn, damn! | ||
(''Roman | (''Roman answers his phone'') | ||
'''Roman | '''Roman''': Yes, [[Vladimir Glebov|Vlad]], sorry, forgive me, okay, no... no. Please don't cut my cock off, eh? Oh, okay, bye... yes, no, uh, okay. | ||
==Other dialogue== | ==Other dialogue== | ||