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4136440959 ~z~Ahh, Niko. Have you been playing hard to get? I haven't got time for bullshit, if that's your game.
'''Kiki''': Ahh, Niko. Have you been playing hard to get? I haven't got time for bullshit, if that's your game.


'''Niko''': Alright Kiki. This is difficult for me but I have to end things between us. Goodbye.
'''Niko''': Alright Kiki. This is difficult for me but I have to end things between us. Goodbye.
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'''Kiki''': Can't wait to see you, sweetie.
'''Kiki''': Can't wait to see you, sweetie.


217764425 ~z~Can't wait, Kiki.
'''Niko''': Can't wait, Kiki.


'''Niko''': Cool, I'll drop by.
'''Niko''': Cool, I'll drop by.
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'''Kiki''': Dammit, Niko. You don't have to rub my face in it. I hate you for how you make me feel.
'''Kiki''': Dammit, Niko. You don't have to rub my face in it. I hate you for how you make me feel.


2132092375 ~z~Dammit, Niko. You don't have to rub my face in it. I hate you for how you make me feel.
'''Kiki''': Dammit, Niko. You don't have to rub my face in it. I hate you for how you make me feel.


4181033369 ~z~Do you know how cheap your calling me like this makes me feel? And I can't resist you.
'''Kiki''': Do you know how cheap your calling me like this makes me feel? And I can't resist you.


'''Kiki''': Don't leave me. Don't you ever leave me. Never, never, never.
'''Kiki''': Don't leave me. Don't you ever leave me. Never, never, never.


3044300252 ~z~Don't worry, Niko. I'll get them to stay away from you and I'll try to get their badges. Call me later, okay?
'''Kiki''': Don't worry, Niko. I'll get them to stay away from you and I'll try to get their badges. Call me later, okay?


'''Kiki''': Exciting, see you then.
'''Kiki''': Exciting, see you then.
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'''Kiki''': Fine, go to her. Go to that fucking bitch if you don't want to pick me up. You pig.
'''Kiki''': Fine, go to her. Go to that fucking bitch if you don't want to pick me up. You pig.


1886484131 ~z~From what I've heard those cops really mean business, Niko. I can't do anything. Good luck. Call me later, yeah?
'''Kiki''': From what I've heard those cops really mean business, Niko. I can't do anything. Good luck. Call me later, yeah?


'''Kiki''': Go to her, Niko. Go to your fucking whore.
'''Kiki''': Go to her, Niko. Go to your fucking whore.


1582822658 ~z~Great, I'll be by in a bit.
'''Niko''': Great, I'll be by in a bit.


'''Kiki''': Have you got time to take a girl out?
'''Kiki''': Have you got time to take a girl out?
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'''Niko''': Hey baby, there are some cops after me. I think they're just looking for another immigrant to pick on.
'''Niko''': Hey baby, there are some cops after me. I think they're just looking for another immigrant to pick on.


2297404601 ~z~Hey Kiki, I'm sorry about this but I have to cancel our date.
'''Niko''': Hey Kiki, I'm sorry about this but I have to cancel our date.


'''Niko''': Hey Kiki.
'''Niko''': Hey Kiki.
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'''Niko''': Hey, Kiki. Something's happened. I can't pick you up.
'''Niko''': Hey, Kiki. Something's happened. I can't pick you up.


3191571469 ~z~Hey, Niko. I know it's really hard for you here and that you're being persecuted by the authorities.
'''Kiki''': Hey, Niko. I know it's really hard for you here and that you're being persecuted by the authorities.


'''Niko''': Hi Kiki.
'''Niko''': Hi Kiki.
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'''Niko''': How about I take you out?
'''Niko''': How about I take you out?


2009646651 ~z~I better not find out you're seeing another woman.
'''Kiki''': I better not find out you're seeing another woman.


'''Kiki''': I cannot wait.
'''Kiki''': I cannot wait.
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'''Niko''': I don't like being told no, Kiki.
'''Niko''': I don't like being told no, Kiki.


274024463 ~z~I guess you had time to stop fucking your other girls and pick up the phone huh, Niko? God I've got low self esteem.
'''Kiki''': I guess you had time to stop fucking your other girls and pick up the phone huh, Niko? God I've got low self esteem.


'''Kiki''': I just wanted to hear your voice. That was all. Call me soon, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I just wanted to hear your voice. That was all. Call me soon, Niko.
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'''Kiki''': I think I love you. Help me.
'''Kiki''': I think I love you. Help me.


4004509122 ~z~I think I love you. Help me.
'''Kiki''': I think I love you. Help me.


1161967254 ~z~I thought I meant something to you, Niko. I thought we had something special.
'''Kiki''': I thought I meant something to you, Niko. I thought we had something special.


'''Kiki''': I wanted to give myself to you, Niko. I wanted you to have me.
'''Kiki''': I wanted to give myself to you, Niko. I wanted you to have me.
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'''Niko''': I wish I could, Kiki, but I'm real busy.
'''Niko''': I wish I could, Kiki, but I'm real busy.


1567769711 ~z~I'd like to take you out, Kiki. I'll stop by your place in the next hour.
'''Niko''': I'd like to take you out, Kiki. I'll stop by your place in the next hour.


'''Niko''': I'd like to take you out.
'''Niko''': I'd like to take you out.


3677983247 ~z~I'd love it if you were the only thing I had to think about, but I've got to keep my clients out of jail, rain-check?
'''Kiki''': I'd love it if you were the only thing I had to think about, but I've got to keep my clients out of jail, rain-check?


'''Kiki''': I'd really like to go on a date with you. Pick me up in the next hour.
'''Kiki''': I'd really like to go on a date with you. Pick me up in the next hour.
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'''Kiki''': I'd really like to see you, Niko. I really would. Pick me up in the next hour.
'''Kiki''': I'd really like to see you, Niko. I really would. Pick me up in the next hour.


10843547 ~z~I'd really like you to take me out.
'''Kiki''': I'd really like you to take me out.


'''Kiki''': If I find out you're seeing one of your cheap whores instead of picking me up, you're not going to forget about it. Goodbye.
'''Kiki''': If I find out you're seeing one of your cheap whores instead of picking me up, you're not going to forget about it. Goodbye.
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'''Kiki''': If you ever feel like the police are after you for no reason, give me a call.
'''Kiki''': If you ever feel like the police are after you for no reason, give me a call.


3347105622 ~z~I'll be there in the next hour then.
'''Niko''': I'll be there in the next hour then.


'''Kiki''': I'll count the seconds, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I'll count the seconds, Niko.


3102482294 ~z~I'll get ready for you, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I'll get ready for you, Niko.


'''Kiki''': I'm being let out of the hospital, Niko. It'd be really sweet if you picked me up.
'''Kiki''': I'm being let out of the hospital, Niko. It'd be really sweet if you picked me up.
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'''Kiki''': I've got a court date coming up. I can't see you. Maybe later.
'''Kiki''': I've got a court date coming up. I can't see you. Maybe later.


3700342963 ~z~I've got a lot of sway with the D.A. and I can probably get them to behave themselves.
'''Kiki''': I've got a lot of sway with the D.A. and I can probably get them to behave themselves.


'''Kiki''': I've got some free time so you could take me out.
'''Kiki''': I've got some free time so you could take me out.
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'''Kiki''': Just when I'm starting to get over you, you call again. This hurts me so much. But...
'''Kiki''': Just when I'm starting to get over you, you call again. This hurts me so much. But...


3072948524 ~z~Kiki, I don't like to do this but something's come up. I can't go on a date with you.
'''Niko''': Kiki, I don't like to do this but something's come up. I can't go on a date with you.


'''Niko''': Kiki, I hate to call you but I've got some cops giving me trouble.
'''Niko''': Kiki, I hate to call you but I've got some cops giving me trouble.
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'''Niko''': Kiki, it's Niko.
'''Niko''': Kiki, it's Niko.


2057008078 ~z~Kiki, sorry about this but I can't see you anymore. To be honest, you kind of freak me out.
'''Niko''': Kiki, sorry about this but I can't see you anymore. To be honest, you kind of freak me out.


'''Niko''': Kiki.
'''Niko''': Kiki.


166434841 ~z~Leave a message for Kiki Jenkins after the tone. Kiss, kiss.
'''Kiki''': Leave a message for Kiki Jenkins after the tone. Kiss, kiss.


3419812518 ~z~Maybe call after 6. I'll be dreaming about you...
'''Kiki''': Maybe call after 6. I'll be dreaming about you...


'''Niko''': Niko here.
'''Niko''': Niko here.
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'''Kiki''': Niko, I'm trying to get some sleep. Call me back after 6 okay.
'''Kiki''': Niko, I'm trying to get some sleep. Call me back after 6 okay.


3563284616 ~z~Niko, it's your Kiki.
'''Kiki''': Niko, it's your Kiki.


783888896 ~z~Niko, there you are. I've missed you so much.
'''Kiki''': Niko, there you are. I've missed you so much.


'''Kiki''': Niko, they're really out to get you. I'm sure they're persecuting you, but I can't do anything. Stay safe.
'''Kiki''': Niko, they're really out to get you. I'm sure they're persecuting you, but I can't do anything. Stay safe.
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'''Kiki''': Niko, you never want to see me. Fuck.
'''Kiki''': Niko, you never want to see me. Fuck.


2969084339 ~z~Niko.
'''Kiki''': Niko.


3215159372 ~z~No can do, Kiki. Maybe another time.
'''Niko''': No can do, Kiki. Maybe another time.


3604677177 ~z~Oh Niko, it's so good to talk to you.
'''Kiki''': Oh Niko, it's so good to talk to you.


'''Kiki''': Oh Niko, it's you. Just let me get a bit more sleep then we'll speak.
'''Kiki''': Oh Niko, it's you. Just let me get a bit more sleep then we'll speak.


3862367279 ~z~Oh Niko.
'''Kiki''': Oh Niko.


'''Kiki''': Oh, fine Niko. If you'd rather hang out with one of you cheap whores then do it.
'''Kiki''': Oh, fine Niko. If you'd rather hang out with one of you cheap whores then do it.
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'''Niko''': Okay, Kiki. I'll talk to you soon.
'''Niko''': Okay, Kiki. I'll talk to you soon.


3435425841 ~z~Okay, Niko. Fine.
'''Kiki''': Okay, Niko. Fine.


1411813888 ~z~Okay, Niko... I'll be thinking about you.
'''Kiki''': Okay, Niko... I'll be thinking about you.


2470200669 ~z~Okay, sure. Another time then.
'''Niko''': Okay, sure. Another time then.


'''Kiki''': Okay.
'''Kiki''': Okay.
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'''Niko''': See you at your place.
'''Niko''': See you at your place.


4089520086 ~z~See you soon then.
'''Niko''': See you soon then.


768081995 ~z~Seeing you would make my week. Pick me up in the next hour.
'''Kiki''': Seeing you would make my week. Pick me up in the next hour.


'''Kiki''': So you call me only when you need something? I'm not going to help you, Niko. I hope this makes you learn to treat me right.
'''Kiki''': So you call me only when you need something? I'm not going to help you, Niko. I hope this makes you learn to treat me right.
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'''Kiki''': So, I didn't realize you liked sluts. That's what she is, a slut, right? Do you want me to turn into a slutty whore for you?
'''Kiki''': So, I didn't realize you liked sluts. That's what she is, a slut, right? Do you want me to turn into a slutty whore for you?


233731960 ~z~Sorry, I'm heading into Alderney to see my parents. Speak soon?
'''Kiki''': Sorry, I'm heading into Alderney to see my parents. Speak soon?


1061607976 ~z~Sorry, I'm working a really important case at the moment. Another time?
'''Kiki''': Sorry, I'm working a really important case at the moment. Another time?


'''Niko''': Sorry, Kiki. Another time.
'''Niko''': Sorry, Kiki. Another time.
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'''Niko''': Sorry, Kiki. I can't right now. I hope you get home safe.
'''Niko''': Sorry, Kiki. I can't right now. I hope you get home safe.


2110167509 ~z~Sorry, Kiki. I didn't see the time. I'll speak to you later.
'''Niko''': Sorry, Kiki. I didn't see the time. I'll speak to you later.


'''Niko''': Sure, I'll be there soon.
'''Niko''': Sure, I'll be there soon.
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'''Niko''': That is exactly what I'd like to do. I'll come by your place in the next hour.
'''Niko''': That is exactly what I'd like to do. I'll come by your place in the next hour.


1561104579 ~z~That's fine, Niko. Whatever.
'''Kiki''': That's fine, Niko. Whatever.


1656500329 ~z~This is disgraceful Niko. I'm going to call the D.A. right away.
'''Kiki''': This is disgraceful Niko. I'm going to call the D.A. right away.


'''Kiki''': Those cops do not deserve their badges. Let me talk to the D.A. Kiss, kiss, Niko.
'''Kiki''': Those cops do not deserve their badges. Let me talk to the D.A. Kiss, kiss, Niko.
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'''Niko''': Ummm. We'll talk later. I'll call you.
'''Niko''': Ummm. We'll talk later. I'll call you.


3656536784 ~z~Well, we'll have to do it another time.
'''Niko''': Well, we'll have to do it another time.


'''Kiki''': What we have is sacred, Niko. Do you know what happens to those who piss on something sacred?
'''Kiki''': What we have is sacred, Niko. Do you know what happens to those who piss on something sacred?
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'''Kiki''': You just love punishing me, you take pleasure in this.
'''Kiki''': You just love punishing me, you take pleasure in this.


3680198234 ~z~You just love punishing me, you take pleasure in this.
'''Kiki''': You just love punishing me, you take pleasure in this.


'''Kiki''': You make me sick, Niko. If you'd rather fuck one of your cheap bitches than pick me up, that's fine.
'''Kiki''': You make me sick, Niko. If you'd rather fuck one of your cheap bitches than pick me up, that's fine.
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'''Kiki''': You're missing out, Niko. I'll have to have fun by myself.
'''Kiki''': You're missing out, Niko. I'll have to have fun by myself.


1934802255 ~z~You're not cheating on me are you, Niko? You better not be.
'''Kiki''': You're not cheating on me are you, Niko? You better not be.


'''Niko''': You're seeing things, Kiki. Take some pills, have a hot bath and chill out...
'''Niko''': You're seeing things, Kiki. Take some pills, have a hot bath and chill out...
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'''Kiki''': A club, eh? We won't exactly be able to talk in here though, will we?
'''Kiki''': A club, eh? We won't exactly be able to talk in here though, will we?


1086352618 ~z~A motorbike. Aren't these dangerous?
'''Kiki''': A motorbike. Aren't these dangerous?


'''Kiki''': All my ex-boyfriends love this guy, Niko. Come on.
'''Kiki''': All my ex-boyfriends love this guy, Niko. Come on.
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'''Kiki''': Can't you get a new car, Niko?
'''Kiki''': Can't you get a new car, Niko?


1890760183 ~z~Darts again, is it? Do you practice throwing darts with your other whores?
'''Kiki''': Darts again, is it? Do you practice throwing darts with your other whores?


'''Kiki''': Do you come to this club to pick up your cheap whores? Fine then, pretend I'm a whore.
'''Kiki''': Do you come to this club to pick up your cheap whores? Fine then, pretend I'm a whore.
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'''Kiki''': Does your other whore like the new pants?
'''Kiki''': Does your other whore like the new pants?


2640152896 ~z~Don't hide your eyes behind those glasses, Niko. They're beautiful.
'''Kiki''': Don't hide your eyes behind those glasses, Niko. They're beautiful.


'''Kiki''': Don't spend your money on a cab, Niko. Let's walk somewhere.
'''Kiki''': Don't spend your money on a cab, Niko. Let's walk somewhere.
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'''Kiki''': Haven't you got a car?
'''Kiki''': Haven't you got a car?


1215594928 ~z~Hey Niko, it's Kiki. Kiki Jenkins.
'''Kiki''': Hey Niko, it's Kiki. Kiki Jenkins.


'''Niko''': Hey, are you LawChick? We met online, I'm Niko Bellic.
'''Niko''': Hey, are you LawChick? We met online, I'm Niko Bellic.


3114004897 ~z~Hey, I like what you're wearing.
'''Kiki''': Hey, I like what you're wearing.


3872913277 ~z~Hey, let's go have some fun.
'''Kiki''': Hey, let's go have some fun.


'''Kiki''': Hey, Niko. Is your car round here somewhere?
'''Kiki''': Hey, Niko. Is your car round here somewhere?
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'''Kiki''': Hey, sweetie. Where'd you park your car?
'''Kiki''': Hey, sweetie. Where'd you park your car?


829488848 ~z~Hey, your clothes are pretty out there, aren't they?
'''Kiki''': Hey, your clothes are pretty out there, aren't they?


'''Kiki''': Hey. I don't want to sound like a whining girlfriend or anything but please don't make me wait for you. Let's go on our date.
'''Kiki''': Hey. I don't want to sound like a whining girlfriend or anything but please don't make me wait for you. Let's go on our date.
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'''Kiki''': How are we going to get anywhere?
'''Kiki''': How are we going to get anywhere?


2343718047 ~z~I bet you can run fast in those new shoes.
'''Kiki''': I bet you can run fast in those new shoes.


'''Kiki''': I can't do this right now, Niko. My head's not in the right place. I'm sorry.
'''Kiki''': I can't do this right now, Niko. My head's not in the right place. I'm sorry.
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'''Kiki''': I can't see cars like this on the street without thinking of you, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I can't see cars like this on the street without thinking of you, Niko.


593183814 ~z~I don't really like being driven around in this car, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I don't really like being driven around in this car, Niko.


308322347 ~z~I get discounts.
'''Niko''': I get discounts.


'''Niko''': I guess so.
'''Niko''': I guess so.


1013033233 ~z~I hope that top wasn't expensive, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I hope that top wasn't expensive, Niko.


2598354031 ~z~I hope you're not trying to impress one of your other whores with this new car. It doesn't impress me.
'''Kiki''': I hope you're not trying to impress one of your other whores with this new car. It doesn't impress me.


1899408106 ~z~I just don't think those clothes are you, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I just don't think those clothes are you, Niko.


916512055 ~z~I like the car, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I like the car, Niko.


1985841126 ~z~I like the fact that you don't need to wear expensive clothes to be cool, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I like the fact that you don't need to wear expensive clothes to be cool, Niko.


2507725332 ~z~I like the new hat.
'''Kiki''': I like the new hat.


1078666506 ~z~I liked the old hat, Niko. It reminded me of the good times we've had together.
'''Kiki''': I liked the old hat, Niko. It reminded me of the good times we've had together.


2383298703 ~z~I miss your old hat, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I miss your old hat, Niko.


1425257284 ~z~I thought we'd walk for a bit.
'''Niko''': I thought we'd walk for a bit.


1222645865 ~z~I used to like that old car you drove, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I used to like that old car you drove, Niko.


'''Kiki''': I'd appreciate it if we did something else instead of this. Sorry, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I'd appreciate it if we did something else instead of this. Sorry, Niko.


2962518861 ~z~I'd really like to experience your culture with you, Niko. Let's go.
'''Kiki''': I'd really like to experience your culture with you, Niko. Let's go.


'''Kiki''': If you want new shoes, Niko. I can buy them. Don't spend your own money.
'''Kiki''': If you want new shoes, Niko. I can buy them. Don't spend your own money.


1836353259 ~z~I'm always having financial problems.
'''Niko''': I'm always having financial problems.


'''Kiki''': I'm not sure about the new hat, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I'm not sure about the new hat, Niko.
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'''Kiki''': I'm not sure this car is really you, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I'm not sure this car is really you, Niko.


2209882779 ~z~Isn't it cool that we're comfortable enough with one another to not have to dress up?
'''Kiki''': Isn't it cool that we're comfortable enough with one another to not have to dress up?


2293778687 ~z~It gets around.
'''Niko''': It gets around.


'''Kiki''': It's a shame you don't have that old car anymore.
'''Kiki''': It's a shame you don't have that old car anymore.
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'''Kiki''': It's so nice to just walk and not worry about cars and stuff.
'''Kiki''': It's so nice to just walk and not worry about cars and stuff.


4202295015 ~z~It's so sweet of you to get rid of that hat. You knew I didn't like it.
'''Kiki''': It's so sweet of you to get rid of that hat. You knew I didn't like it.


'''Kiki''': Katt Williams really tells it like it is. I'm so pleased you brought me here, Niko.
'''Kiki''': Katt Williams really tells it like it is. I'm so pleased you brought me here, Niko.


2853011015 ~z~Maybe your new hat will grow on me, we'll see.
'''Kiki''': Maybe your new hat will grow on me, we'll see.


2178461044 ~z~My Niko. You're here. Let's find something to do.
'''Kiki''': My Niko. You're here. Let's find something to do.


'''Kiki''': New pants, I see.
'''Kiki''': New pants, I see.


1229831263 ~z~Niko, I've been looking forward to this so much. Let's go.
'''Kiki''': Niko, I've been looking forward to this so much. Let's go.


314990558 ~z~Niko, please don't spend too much money on me.
'''Kiki''': Niko, please don't spend too much money on me.


1028600305 ~z~Niko, pool is really becoming our special game.
'''Kiki''': Niko, pool is really becoming our special game.


'''Kiki''': Niko, why're you wearing that stuff? Are you having financial problems?
'''Kiki''': Niko, why're you wearing that stuff? Are you having financial problems?
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'''Kiki''': Niko, your car. You really must be struggling.
'''Kiki''': Niko, your car. You really must be struggling.


1227905985 ~z~Niko. Better late than never, are you parked nearby?
'''Kiki''': Niko. Better late than never, are you parked nearby?


2416462291 ~z~Niko. Let's go enjoy ourselves.
'''Kiki''': Niko. Let's go enjoy ourselves.


'''Kiki''': Niko. My schedule is pretty tight at the moment. I can't really wait around for you. Let's go.
'''Kiki''': Niko. My schedule is pretty tight at the moment. I can't really wait around for you. Let's go.
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'''Kiki''': Oh God, I can't think. I'm just happy to be out of the office. It's such hard work at City Hall.
'''Kiki''': Oh God, I can't think. I'm just happy to be out of the office. It's such hard work at City Hall.


2185325380 ~z~Oh no, we missed the show. That's such bad luck, Niko.
'''Kiki''': Oh no, we missed the show. That's such bad luck, Niko.


'''Kiki''': Oh, bowling is it? This is becoming our regular thing. We could have our wedding at a bowling alley.
'''Kiki''': Oh, bowling is it? This is becoming our regular thing. We could have our wedding at a bowling alley.


3254713927 ~z~Oh, cool car.
'''Kiki''': Oh, cool car.


'''Kiki''': Oh, darts again. Not what I'd normally do but if you're into it...
'''Kiki''': Oh, darts again. Not what I'd normally do but if you're into it...
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'''Kiki''': Oh, drinking? I really shouldn't...
'''Kiki''': Oh, drinking? I really shouldn't...


640704938 ~z~Oh, I haven't seen that top before, have I?
'''Kiki''': Oh, I haven't seen that top before, have I?


1960508810 ~z~Oh, I like the new pants.
'''Kiki''': Oh, I like the new pants.


'''Kiki''': Oh, I miss your old car, Niko.
'''Kiki''': Oh, I miss your old car, Niko.
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'''Kiki''': Ok, Niko, I'm a busy woman, I haven't got time to be screwing around like this. Can you take me home?
'''Kiki''': Ok, Niko, I'm a busy woman, I haven't got time to be screwing around like this. Can you take me home?


1297131316 ~z~Okay then, Niko. Let's go on your bike.
'''Kiki''': Okay then, Niko. Let's go on your bike.


'''Kiki''': Okay, if you're going to be like this, Niko. I'll make my own way home. Call me.
'''Kiki''': Okay, if you're going to be like this, Niko. I'll make my own way home. Call me.
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'''Kiki''': Okay, this is nice. Stop me from drinking too much, okay?
'''Kiki''': Okay, this is nice. Stop me from drinking too much, okay?


979734643 ~z~Okay, why don't we play pool? My ex, Tyrone was falsely accused of beating this guy to death with a pool cue.
'''Kiki''': Okay, why don't we play pool? My ex, Tyrone was falsely accused of beating this guy to death with a pool cue.


148879790 ~z~Only if you don't know how to drive them.
'''Niko''': Only if you don't know how to drive them.


2509992883 ~z~Please don't dress up on my account, Niko.
'''Kiki''': Please don't dress up on my account, Niko.


'''Kiki''': Please tell me you didn't waste your hard earned money on a new top on my account.
'''Kiki''': Please tell me you didn't waste your hard earned money on a new top on my account.
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'''Kiki''': Same old trusty vehicle. Nice.
'''Kiki''': Same old trusty vehicle. Nice.


4043890594 ~z~Sorry Niko, but I don't like your car. Does that make me a bad person?
'''Kiki''': Sorry Niko, but I don't like your car. Does that make me a bad person?


317524651 ~z~Sorry, Niko. I didn't realize it was going to take this long. I don't think I've got time for this. Can you take me home?
'''Kiki''': Sorry, Niko. I didn't realize it was going to take this long. I don't think I've got time for this. Can you take me home?


'''Kiki''': Sorry, Niko. I really do need to get back home. Give me a call, okay?
'''Kiki''': Sorry, Niko. I really do need to get back home. Give me a call, okay?
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'''Kiki''': Sure, let's play darts. If you enjoy it, that is.
'''Kiki''': Sure, let's play darts. If you enjoy it, that is.


623044770 ~z~Thank God you lost those glasses, Niko.
'''Kiki''': Thank God you lost those glasses, Niko.


3971142489 ~z~Thanks for getting rid of that hat, Niko. You really do care about what I think.
'''Kiki''': Thanks for getting rid of that hat, Niko. You really do care about what I think.


'''Niko''': Thanks, Kiki.
'''Niko''': Thanks, Kiki.


2755327896 ~z~That hat's good.
'''Kiki''': That hat's good.


3307642780 ~z~That top's nice.
'''Kiki''': That top's nice.


'''Kiki''': That's my favorite outfit of yours.
'''Kiki''': That's my favorite outfit of yours.
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'''Kiki''': The ball's in your court, Niko. I'm happy to do whatever you enjoy. It's such a treat for me to be out and about.
'''Kiki''': The ball's in your court, Niko. I'm happy to do whatever you enjoy. It's such a treat for me to be out and about.


1984150285 ~z~The glasses make you look shifty, Niko. You aren't hiding anything from me, are you?
'''Kiki''': The glasses make you look shifty, Niko. You aren't hiding anything from me, are you?


'''Kiki''': The new shoes make you look like a pimp.
'''Kiki''': The new shoes make you look like a pimp.


2136051912 ~z~The Russian Cabaret. This should be interesting, Niko.
'''Kiki''': The Russian Cabaret. This should be interesting, Niko.


2177266389 ~z~These places are great. There's no point in spending a lot of money on food.
'''Kiki''': These places are great. There's no point in spending a lot of money on food.


'''Niko''': They'll do, you know.
'''Niko''': They'll do, you know.


661536466 ~z~This car gets me in the mood, Niko.
'''Kiki''': This car gets me in the mood, Niko.


2594032761 ~z~This car just oozes sex, Niko. Maybe that's because you own it.
'''Kiki''': This car just oozes sex, Niko. Maybe that's because you own it.


'''Kiki''': This car's nice.
'''Kiki''': This car's nice.


4098278346 ~z~This is an expensive car, Niko.
'''Kiki''': This is an expensive car, Niko.


3091129471 ~z~This is nice, Niko. But anywhere'd be nice with you.
'''Kiki''': This is nice, Niko. But anywhere'd be nice with you.


'''Kiki''': This is the sort of car you should be driving.
'''Kiki''': This is the sort of car you should be driving.


236591556 ~z~This isn't exactly an exciting car, is it?
'''Kiki''': This isn't exactly an exciting car, is it?


'''Kiki''': This old car. I really like it.
'''Kiki''': This old car. I really like it.


521911239 ~z~This old thing, Niko? I think it's about time you traded in.
'''Kiki''': This old thing, Niko? I think it's about time you traded in.


'''Kiki''': This place is so cute. I'm only going to have a couple of drinks though.
'''Kiki''': This place is so cute. I'm only going to have a couple of drinks though.
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'''Kiki''': Those pants are good.
'''Kiki''': Those pants are good.


199019766 ~z~Those shoes are good.
'''Kiki''': Those shoes are good.


'''Kiki''': Tremaine used to take me to places like this, they're so quick and easy.
'''Kiki''': Tremaine used to take me to places like this, they're so quick and easy.
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'''Kiki''': What a good idea, Niko. I sometimes get emotional when I drink so stop me from having too much.
'''Kiki''': What a good idea, Niko. I sometimes get emotional when I drink so stop me from having too much.


1953091481 ~z~What a shame, we didn't get here in time for the show.
'''Kiki''': What a shame, we didn't get here in time for the show.


'''Kiki''': What happened to your old car, Niko?
'''Kiki''': What happened to your old car, Niko?


2133237702 ~z~What're you into, Kiki?
'''Niko''': What're you into, Kiki?


683203866 ~z~What's different about you? Oh... yeah, you're not wearing the glasses. Pity.
'''Kiki''': What's different about you? Oh... yeah, you're not wearing the glasses. Pity.


'''Kiki''': Where's your car, Niko?
'''Kiki''': Where's your car, Niko?
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'''Kiki''': You didn't just get this car to impress me, did you? Niko!
'''Kiki''': You didn't just get this car to impress me, did you? Niko!


468152864 ~z~You don't need to take me to a place like this, Niko. Your company is more precious to me than an expensive meal.
'''Kiki''': You don't need to take me to a place like this, Niko. Your company is more precious to me than an expensive meal.


'''Kiki''': You look so cute when you're playing pool, Niko.
'''Kiki''': You look so cute when you're playing pool, Niko.
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'''Kiki''': You love this old car, don't you Niko?
'''Kiki''': You love this old car, don't you Niko?


2264913532 ~z~You really don't need to dress up to impress me, Niko.
'''Kiki''': You really don't need to dress up to impress me, Niko.


'''Kiki''': You want to go bowling again? Alright!
'''Kiki''': You want to go bowling again? Alright!


1834336779 ~z~Your clothes are cool.
'''Kiki''': Your clothes are cool.


'''Kiki''': Your clothes really smell of you. It's so sexy.
'''Kiki''': Your clothes really smell of you. It's so sexy.


2768070745 ~z~Your eyes are beautiful. I'm so pleased you're not wearing those glasses.
'''Kiki''': Your eyes are beautiful. I'm so pleased you're not wearing those glasses.


'''Kiki''': You're still wearing those flashy clothes, I see.
'''Kiki''': You're still wearing those flashy clothes, I see.
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'''Niko''': Alright, I get it.
'''Niko''': Alright, I get it.


1148408826 ~z~Another time then, Kiki? I'll call you.
'''Niko''': Another time then, Kiki? I'll call you.


'''Kiki''': Bring me home, will you?
'''Kiki''': Bring me home, will you?
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'''Kiki''': Can't stand sitting next to me, is that it? I can't believe you couldn't even wait until the end of the show.
'''Kiki''': Can't stand sitting next to me, is that it? I can't believe you couldn't even wait until the end of the show.


1056697162 ~z~Can't you even finish bowling with me? Are you that keen to get off with some other whore?
'''Kiki''': Can't you even finish bowling with me? Are you that keen to get off with some other whore?


'''Kiki''': Come on, Niko. It can't be that hard to get me home. Why is it taking so long?
'''Kiki''': Come on, Niko. It can't be that hard to get me home. Why is it taking so long?
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'''Kiki''': Congratulations, Niko. Good game.
'''Kiki''': Congratulations, Niko. Good game.


3336853073 ~z~Did you take me out just to humiliate me, Niko? Show me some respect.
'''Kiki''': Did you take me out just to humiliate me, Niko? Show me some respect.


315806758 ~z~Do you ever get so happy that you feel like crying, Niko? That what I'm feeling right now.
'''Kiki''': Do you ever get so happy that you feel like crying, Niko? That what I'm feeling right now.


'''Niko''': Don't leave me out here in the cold, Kiki. Invite me in.
'''Niko''': Don't leave me out here in the cold, Kiki. Invite me in.
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'''Kiki''': Fuck me. I'm buzzed. Man, those cocktails have got a kick.
'''Kiki''': Fuck me. I'm buzzed. Man, those cocktails have got a kick.


2788514828 ~z~Goodbye then.
'''Niko''': Goodbye then.


211858890 ~z~Goodbye, Kiki.
'''Niko''': Goodbye, Kiki.


666328106 ~z~Ha ha ha ha.
'''Kiki''': Ha ha ha ha.


1527491816 ~z~Hey, I thought you were taking me home.
'''Kiki''': Hey, I thought you were taking me home.


'''Niko''': Hey, now that I've brought you back here, are you going to invite me in?
'''Niko''': Hey, now that I've brought you back here, are you going to invite me in?


941275709 ~z~How about I keep you company inside?
'''Niko''': How about I keep you company inside?


'''Kiki''': How about we find something else to do now?
'''Kiki''': How about we find something else to do now?
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'''Kiki''': I bet you finish the games you start with your other whores.
'''Kiki''': I bet you finish the games you start with your other whores.


3960283302 ~z~I can tell your mind has been on your other cheap whores all night, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I can tell your mind has been on your other cheap whores all night, Niko.


3345350674 ~z~I don't like a man who won't finish what he's started, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I don't like a man who won't finish what he's started, Niko.


'''Kiki''': I don't often lose, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I don't often lose, Niko.
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'''Kiki''': I don't understand why we stopped. Have you got sick of me?
'''Kiki''': I don't understand why we stopped. Have you got sick of me?


1472546718 ~z~I don't want to go home yet. Is there something else you'd like to do now?
'''Kiki''': I don't want to go home yet. Is there something else you'd like to do now?


'''Kiki''': I enjoyed that, Niko. You're a good conversationalist.
'''Kiki''': I enjoyed that, Niko. You're a good conversationalist.


2708665543 ~z~I feel like I really understand you now, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I feel like I really understand you now, Niko.


'''Kiki''': I feel like you're stalling, Niko. Why is taking so long to get there?
'''Kiki''': I feel like you're stalling, Niko. Why is taking so long to get there?


3266199299 ~z~I guess there isn't a winner then.
'''Kiki''': I guess there isn't a winner then.


'''Kiki''': I had a really good time, Niko. I can't tell you how nice it is to be taken out on a date.
'''Kiki''': I had a really good time, Niko. I can't tell you how nice it is to be taken out on a date.
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'''Kiki''': I need it to really mean something when we're together physically. Not tonight, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I need it to really mean something when we're together physically. Not tonight, Niko.


453761399 ~z~I really didn't think there was any way I wouldn't enjoy being taken out. But this wasn't fun. Goodbye.
'''Kiki''': I really didn't think there was any way I wouldn't enjoy being taken out. But this wasn't fun. Goodbye.


1865152564 ~z~I really felt like we got close on this date. It can't go on forever though.
'''Kiki''': I really felt like we got close on this date. It can't go on forever though.


'''Kiki''': I think it's time to put an end to this date.
'''Kiki''': I think it's time to put an end to this date.


1818644381 ~z~I thought you were taking me home, Niko.
'''Kiki''': I thought you were taking me home, Niko.


2719730913 ~z~I thought you were taking me somewhere.
'''Kiki''': I thought you were taking me somewhere.


'''Kiki''': I'd like a lift home, if that's okay?
'''Kiki''': I'd like a lift home, if that's okay?
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'''Kiki''': I'd like it if you dropped me back at my place.
'''Kiki''': I'd like it if you dropped me back at my place.


2243712383 ~z~I'd like to come in with you, Kiki.
'''Niko''': I'd like to come in with you, Kiki.


157326641 ~z~I'll be thinking about you... a lot.
'''Kiki''': I'll be thinking about you... a lot.


'''Niko''': I'll see you round, Kiki.
'''Niko''': I'll see you round, Kiki.


4086170529 ~z~I'm going home now.
'''Niko''': I'm going home now.


'''Kiki''': I'm gonna remember this moment for ever. It's so special.
'''Kiki''': I'm gonna remember this moment for ever. It's so special.
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'''Kiki''': I'm not going to get played by you, Niko. I'm not stupid.
'''Kiki''': I'm not going to get played by you, Niko. I'm not stupid.


1043432714 ~z~I'm starting to get suspicious, Niko. Why haven't we gotten there yet?
'''Kiki''': I'm starting to get suspicious, Niko. Why haven't we gotten there yet?


'''Kiki''': It was a bit degrading but funny all the same.
'''Kiki''': It was a bit degrading but funny all the same.
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'''Niko''': Kiki, I don't want to have to say goodbye to you out here. How about I come in?
'''Niko''': Kiki, I don't want to have to say goodbye to you out here. How about I come in?


394840982 ~z~Later on.
'''Niko''': Later on.


3573980501 ~z~Let's go inside.
'''Niko''': Let's go inside.


53836210 ~z~Let's go, Kiki.
'''Niko''': Let's go, Kiki.


'''Kiki''': Man, oh man. I think I should have stopped drinking three beers ago.
'''Kiki''': Man, oh man. I think I should have stopped drinking three beers ago.
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'''Kiki''': My time is really valuable, Niko. Can we do something soon?
'''Kiki''': My time is really valuable, Niko. Can we do something soon?


1475328134 ~z~Niko, are you taking me somewhere or what?
'''Kiki''': Niko, are you taking me somewhere or what?


'''Kiki''': Niko, are you trying to fatten me up? I like this place but I can't eat here again.
'''Kiki''': Niko, are you trying to fatten me up? I like this place but I can't eat here again.


1486613202 ~z~Niko, I can't eat here now. There are too many painful memories of Tremaine.
'''Kiki''': Niko, I can't eat here now. There are too many painful memories of Tremaine.


'''Kiki''': Niko, I feel like we were destined to meet each other.
'''Kiki''': Niko, I feel like we were destined to meet each other.


918030157 ~z~Niko, I wish this date could go on forever, but it's got to end, doesn't it?
'''Kiki''': Niko, I wish this date could go on forever, but it's got to end, doesn't it?


1242129754 ~z~Niko, if you've got a problem with a dominant female who can beat you at pool, then maybe you're dating the wrong girl.
'''Kiki''': Niko, if you've got a problem with a dominant female who can beat you at pool, then maybe you're dating the wrong girl.


'''Kiki''': Niko, I'm scared of getting close to you. I can't invite you in.
'''Kiki''': Niko, I'm scared of getting close to you. I can't invite you in.
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'''Kiki''': Niko, you're sweet.
'''Kiki''': Niko, you're sweet.


838004897 ~z~Oh my God.
'''Kiki''': Oh my God.


'''Kiki''': Oh well, this has been fun.
'''Kiki''': Oh well, this has been fun.
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'''Kiki''': See you, sweetie.
'''Kiki''': See you, sweetie.


423069523 ~z~Shit, add insult to fucking injury, Niko. Sorry, I'm not one of your cheap whores, okay?
'''Kiki''': Shit, add insult to fucking injury, Niko. Sorry, I'm not one of your cheap whores, okay?


'''Niko''': So long.
'''Niko''': So long.
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'''Kiki''': Stop it!
'''Kiki''': Stop it!


3585110773 ~z~Sure, Kiki, sure.
'''Niko''': Sure, Kiki, sure.


62657588 ~z~That is hilarious.
'''Kiki''': That is hilarious.


'''Kiki''': That is too much.
'''Kiki''': That is too much.
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'''Niko''': This date could keep going inside your place if you invite me in. How about it?
'''Niko''': This date could keep going inside your place if you invite me in. How about it?


2850418031 ~z~This date has been amazing. We're really breaking down barriers. Maybe we should call it a day though.
'''Kiki''': This date has been amazing. We're really breaking down barriers. Maybe we should call it a day though.


1156817860 ~z~This has been so much fun. But I'm kinda worn out though.
'''Kiki''': This has been so much fun. But I'm kinda worn out though.


'''Kiki''': This has been swell, Niko.
'''Kiki''': This has been swell, Niko.
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'''Kiki''': This is really going to mean something, Niko. Come in.
'''Kiki''': This is really going to mean something, Niko. Come in.


1899424992 ~z~Umm, you're going to call me aren't you?
'''Kiki''': Umm, you're going to call me aren't you?


'''Kiki''': Ummm, Niko, it sure is taking a long time to get me home, isn't it?
'''Kiki''': Ummm, Niko, it sure is taking a long time to get me home, isn't it?


456471352 ~z~Ummm.
'''Kiki''': Ummm.


'''Niko''': Well you're being sensible for both of us. Thank you. I'll call you, Kiki.
'''Niko''': Well you're being sensible for both of us. Thank you. I'll call you, Kiki.
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'''Kiki''': What's the chances of finishing on a tie? I guess we're perfectly matched, aren't we?
'''Kiki''': What's the chances of finishing on a tie? I guess we're perfectly matched, aren't we?


3770017613 ~z~Whoa. I thought you were going to keep an eye on my drinking, Niko.
'''Kiki''': Whoa. I thought you were going to keep an eye on my drinking, Niko.


'''Kiki''': Whoa. Those drinks were strong weren't they?
'''Kiki''': Whoa. Those drinks were strong weren't they?


2875875974 ~z~Why are we leaving? Do you have to get back to some cheap whore or something?
'''Kiki''': Why are we leaving? Do you have to get back to some cheap whore or something?


3305755347 ~z~Why are we stopping? Have you got to run to some cheap whore?
'''Kiki''': Why are we stopping? Have you got to run to some cheap whore?


'''Kiki''': Why don't we go do something else now?
'''Kiki''': Why don't we go do something else now?
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'''Kiki''': Wow! Who'd have thought I was so good at bowling?
'''Kiki''': Wow! Who'd have thought I was so good at bowling?


1254943365 ~z~Yeah, give me all the STDs you've caught off those other cheap whores. Shame on you, Niko.
'''Kiki''': Yeah, give me all the STDs you've caught off those other cheap whores. Shame on you, Niko.


'''Kiki''': Yeah. Okay.
'''Kiki''': Yeah. Okay.
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'''Kiki''': You are an amazing man, Niko.
'''Kiki''': You are an amazing man, Niko.


1239040568 ~z~You are so misunderstood, Niko.
'''Kiki''': You are so misunderstood, Niko.


'''Niko''': You know, you're probably right. I'll see you soon.
'''Niko''': You know, you're probably right. I'll see you soon.
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'''Kiki''': You really know how to handle those darts, Niko. I wonder what else you're good at?
'''Kiki''': You really know how to handle those darts, Niko. I wonder what else you're good at?


4202765051 ~z~You shouldn't have let me drink so much. I'm feeling buzzed.
'''Kiki''': You shouldn't have let me drink so much. I'm feeling buzzed.


'''Niko''': You'll be on my mind then, Kiki. I'll see you soon.
'''Niko''': You'll be on my mind then, Kiki. I'll see you soon.
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'''Kiki''': You're really good at bowling, Niko.
'''Kiki''': You're really good at bowling, Niko.


1767031466 ~z~You're so clever with that pool cue, Niko.
'''Kiki''': You're so clever with that pool cue, Niko.


==GCKKC1A==
==GCKKC1A==
363393732 ~z~"His clothes were covered in the victim's blood." An innocent man with a felony prior doesn't stand a chance.
'''Kiki''': "His clothes were covered in the victim's blood." An innocent man with a felony prior doesn't stand a chance.


1131961332 ~z~A triple homicide conviction.
'''Kiki''': A triple homicide conviction.


'''Niko''': All your ex-boyfriends seem to be real pacifists...
'''Niko''': All your ex-boyfriends seem to be real pacifists...


953448455 ~z~An ex.
'''Kiki''': An ex.


3809989305 ~z~And now I'm here, trying to make a difference. I'm not naïve... but...
'''Kiki''': And now I'm here, trying to make a difference. I'm not naïve... but...


'''Niko''': And you've come out okay - you should be grateful.
'''Niko''': And you've come out okay - you should be grateful.


1940352428 ~z~Another one? What did he do?
'''Niko''': Another one? What did he do?


'''Kiki''': Are you though? Are you really?
'''Kiki''': Are you though? Are you really?
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'''Kiki''': Because of the carbon footprint, because of future generations, of course.
'''Kiki''': Because of the carbon footprint, because of future generations, of course.


312485174 ~z~Because some people are having a miserable time, I guess. I don't know.
'''Kiki''': Because some people are having a miserable time, I guess. I don't know.


'''Kiki''': But he's a survivor. I'm trying to get him to write a book about it.
'''Kiki''': But he's a survivor. I'm trying to get him to write a book about it.


3957118892 ~z~But I feel so guilty. Life is so unfair.
'''Kiki''': But I feel so guilty. Life is so unfair.


'''Kiki''': But it was obviously self defense. A mother clearly attacked him, and he shot her, and her kids.
'''Kiki''': But it was obviously self defense. A mother clearly attacked him, and he shot her, and her kids.


4192484155 ~z~But the police will arrest any man in the vicinity of a crime in order to clear a file from their desks.
'''Kiki''': But the police will arrest any man in the vicinity of a crime in order to clear a file from their desks.


'''Kiki''': But, well... it was nice. It's strange. You always want something to be like it is in the movies, don't you?
'''Kiki''': But, well... it was nice. It's strange. You always want something to be like it is in the movies, don't you?


3812784279 ~z~Cars, clothes, my apartment, my education. I help the people who haven't been given anything.
'''Kiki''': Cars, clothes, my apartment, my education. I help the people who haven't been given anything.


'''Kiki''': Client / ex, ex / client, lover, friend, spiritual guru.
'''Kiki''': Client / ex, ex / client, lover, friend, spiritual guru.
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'''Kiki''': Finding the whole internet dating thing? I mean,
'''Kiki''': Finding the whole internet dating thing? I mean,


3018797641 ~z~Finding what? I don't get it.
'''Niko''': Finding what? I don't get it.


3767775787 ~z~Fine.
'''Niko''': Fine.


'''Kiki''': Good.
'''Kiki''': Good.


4078658857 ~z~Good.
'''Niko''': Good.


'''Kiki''': Good. I heard from Dorian yesterday.
'''Kiki''': Good. I heard from Dorian yesterday.


60524073 ~z~Great.
'''Niko''': Great.


'''Niko''': Guilt trip it better? Good luck.
'''Niko''': Guilt trip it better? Good luck.
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'''Kiki''': He's a really spiritual person, Niko.
'''Kiki''': He's a really spiritual person, Niko.


1819143034 ~z~He's got such soul. Being unfairly incarcerated would break most men.
'''Kiki''': He's got such soul. Being unfairly incarcerated would break most men.


'''Kiki''': He's serving life upstate. Can you believe that they revoked his conjugal visit privileges? It's inhuman.
'''Kiki''': He's serving life upstate. Can you believe that they revoked his conjugal visit privileges? It's inhuman.
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'''Niko''': How are you?
'''Niko''': How are you?


3325103189 ~z~How can I be grateful when I'm in so much pain?
'''Kiki''': How can I be grateful when I'm in so much pain?


'''Niko''': How?
'''Niko''': How?
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'''Kiki''': How're you finding this, Niko?
'''Kiki''': How're you finding this, Niko?


3200544393 ~z~How's it going, Niko?
'''Kiki''': How's it going, Niko?


'''Kiki''': I came here and I thought it would be different.
'''Kiki''': I came here and I thought it would be different.
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'''Niko''': I don't know, I just thought I'd try it. What made you?
'''Niko''': I don't know, I just thought I'd try it. What made you?


2536397189 ~z~I don't pretend that I wouldn't be selling my ass for crack if I was born in project housing though.
'''Kiki''': I don't pretend that I wouldn't be selling my ass for crack if I was born in project housing though.


'''Kiki''': I mean, are there any ex-girlfriends who are still hung up on you? What did you think I meant?
'''Kiki''': I mean, are there any ex-girlfriends who are still hung up on you? What did you think I meant?
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'''Kiki''': I thought it would be like I imagined. But I'm really lonely. I mean, it's nice to be out with you.
'''Kiki''': I thought it would be like I imagined. But I'm really lonely. I mean, it's nice to be out with you.


2422685662 ~z~I try not to lose touch though.
'''Kiki''': I try not to lose touch though.


'''Kiki''': I wanted to help people. That's why I do pro bono work at City Hall.
'''Kiki''': I wanted to help people. That's why I do pro bono work at City Hall.


254026919 ~z~I was being sarcastic... don't worry about it... who is Dorian?
'''Niko''': I was being sarcastic... don't worry about it... who is Dorian?


2048657106 ~z~If he does write one, I'll read it.
'''Niko''': If he does write one, I'll read it.


'''Niko''': If I got hauled down to City Hall, I'd be grateful for your help.
'''Niko''': If I got hauled down to City Hall, I'd be grateful for your help.
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'''Niko''': I'll bear that in mind.
'''Niko''': I'll bear that in mind.


2330132866 ~z~I'm a criminal, and a murderer. I arrived in your country and fell in with a bad crowd. What rights do I have?
'''Niko''': I'm a criminal, and a murderer. I arrived in your country and fell in with a bad crowd. What rights do I have?


278015421 ~z~I'm a girl who wants to make it in the big city. You know, I grew up in the suburbs, bored out of my mind...
'''Kiki''': I'm a girl who wants to make it in the big city. You know, I grew up in the suburbs, bored out of my mind...


'''Kiki''': I'm a go getter, Niko. A real Alpha female.
'''Kiki''': I'm a go getter, Niko. A real Alpha female.
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'''Kiki''': I'm so sorry! Our society let you down! My country failed you!
'''Kiki''': I'm so sorry! Our society let you down! My country failed you!


1909916350 ~z~I'm starting to understand why you're seeing me, I think.
'''Niko''': I'm starting to understand why you're seeing me, I think.


'''Niko''': In self defense?
'''Niko''': In self defense?
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'''Niko''': It doesn't matter why you do something as long as it's right.
'''Niko''': It doesn't matter why you do something as long as it's right.


3071096206 ~z~It makes me so angry.
'''Kiki''': It makes me so angry.


'''Kiki''': It might be because I feel guilty but is that a bad thing? Am I doing it for the wrong reasons?
'''Kiki''': It might be because I feel guilty but is that a bad thing? Am I doing it for the wrong reasons?


2384809566 ~z~It sounds as if you're being as helpful as you can be.
'''Niko''': It sounds as if you're being as helpful as you can be.


'''Kiki''': It was a conspiracy. The government doesn't like free thinkers and autodidacts.
'''Kiki''': It was a conspiracy. The government doesn't like free thinkers and autodidacts.
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'''Kiki''': It's just that I'm working these cases the whole time and I can't get out to meet new people.
'''Kiki''': It's just that I'm working these cases the whole time and I can't get out to meet new people.


1586849876 ~z~It's nearly impossible for a man born into poverty in this country to make it without breaking the law.
'''Kiki''': It's nearly impossible for a man born into poverty in this country to make it without breaking the law.


'''Kiki''': It's not bad luck Niko. It's the system. It's totally fucked. Totally.
'''Kiki''': It's not bad luck Niko. It's the system. It's totally fucked. Totally.
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'''Kiki''': Just sometimes I feel like I can't do enough though. I feel like I can't help people as much as I want to be able to.
'''Kiki''': Just sometimes I feel like I can't do enough though. I feel like I can't help people as much as I want to be able to.


4201138653 ~z~Like Dorian's?
'''Niko''': Like Dorian's?


'''Kiki''': Like I said, this is so unlike me.
'''Kiki''': Like I said, this is so unlike me.


2701348493 ~z~Maybe that's what I mean.
'''Niko''': Maybe that's what I mean.


'''Niko''': Me? No. Movies are dull.
'''Niko''': Me? No. Movies are dull.
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'''Niko''': Oh... ummm... nothing. Have you got any ex-boyfriends I should worry about?
'''Niko''': Oh... ummm... nothing. Have you got any ex-boyfriends I should worry about?


1442859785 ~z~Relationships can't rarely last when they get sent out of state to a Federal Penitentiary though.
'''Kiki''': Relationships can't rarely last when they get sent out of state to a Federal Penitentiary though.


'''Kiki''': So, are you well?
'''Kiki''': So, are you well?
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'''Niko''': Sure.
'''Niko''': Sure.


3794184917 ~z~Thank you, Niko, I knew you'd understand.
'''Kiki''': Thank you, Niko, I knew you'd understand.


'''Kiki''': Thank you.
'''Kiki''': Thank you.
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'''Kiki''': Thanks Niko.
'''Kiki''': Thanks Niko.


''Kiki''': The line is so blurry. I'm too close to be able to tell what he is.
'''Kiki''': The line is so blurry. I'm too close to be able to tell what he is.


643864362 ~z~The only guys I meet are the other lawyers - complete creeps - and my defendants.
'''Kiki''': The only guys I meet are the other lawyers - complete creeps - and my defendants.


'''Kiki''': The world has rights, just like criminals and murderers and immigrants and all the other disadvantageous do, too.
'''Kiki''': The world has rights, just like criminals and murderers and immigrants and all the other disadvantageous do, too.


4183673468 ~z~The world is certainly determined to screw itself up.
'''Niko''': The world is certainly determined to screw itself up.


'''Kiki''': Then why'd you say great?
'''Kiki''': Then why'd you say great?
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'''Niko''': There will always be people who suffer, Kiki. That is the way of the world.
'''Niko''': There will always be people who suffer, Kiki. That is the way of the world.


2982001469 ~z~They do.
'''Kiki''': They do.


'''Kiki''': This ex of mine, Mitch, I met him when I represented him on this bogus murder charge.
'''Kiki''': This ex of mine, Mitch, I met him when I represented him on this bogus murder charge.
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'''Kiki''': This is good. I like you.
'''Kiki''': This is good. I like you.


801614328 ~z~this is so unlike me, but I'm giving it a go and it seems to be working out.
'''Kiki''': this is so unlike me, but I'm giving it a go and it seems to be working out.


'''Niko''': Tremaine a client?
'''Niko''': Tremaine a client?
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'''Kiki''': Triple homicide - well that was what he was accused of.
'''Kiki''': Triple homicide - well that was what he was accused of.


4050319046 ~z~Unlucky though. Hopefully that won't rub off on me.
'''Niko''': Unlucky though. Hopefully that won't rub off on me.


4257974320 ~z~Well, I do.
'''Kiki''': Well, I do.


'''Kiki''': Well, I'm going to stop it.
'''Kiki''': Well, I'm going to stop it.


2767622497 ~z~Well, sometimes the cops are bigger crooks than the guys they're arresting.
'''Niko''': Well, sometimes the cops are bigger crooks than the guys they're arresting.


'''Niko''': What did he do?
'''Niko''': What did he do?
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'''Niko''': What do you mean? Who have you been talking to?
'''Niko''': What do you mean? Who have you been talking to?


1557398548 ~z~What made you decide to look for love online?
'''Kiki''': What made you decide to look for love online?


'''Niko''': What were you appealing?
'''Niko''': What were you appealing?
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'''Niko''': Why?
'''Niko''': Why?


1380482132 ~z~Why?
'''Niko''': Why?


'''Kiki''': Yeah, I guess I do make a difference. I feel like all my life I've been given things by my parents.
'''Kiki''': Yeah, I guess I do make a difference. I feel like all my life I've been given things by my parents.
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'''Kiki''': Yes - I knew you'd be nice, from your email.
'''Kiki''': Yes - I knew you'd be nice, from your email.


4045595196 ~z~Yes, but I want to help.
'''Kiki''': Yes, but I want to help.


'''Niko''': Yes, I'm great.
'''Niko''': Yes, I'm great.
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'''Niko''': You and me both.
'''Niko''': You and me both.


1047260634 ~z~You can try. Most of the people from my law class just went to big firms on the Exchange to make their millions.
'''Kiki''': You can try. Most of the people from my law class just went to big firms on the Exchange to make their millions.


'''Niko''': You date your clients?
'''Niko''': You date your clients?
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'''Niko''': You might be right.
'''Niko''': You might be right.


4107630132 ~z~You sound pretty naïve...
'''Niko''': You sound pretty naïve...


4180509947 ~z~You two have so much in common, I mean more than just me. You're both such peace loving men.
'''Kiki''': You two have so much in common, I mean more than just me. You're both such peace loving men.


3627883573 ~z~You're a noble savage. You should sue the government.
'''Kiki''': You're a noble savage. You should sue the government.


'''Kiki''': You're seeing a different side of me meeting me this way. It's working out.
'''Kiki''': You're seeing a different side of me meeting me this way. It's working out.
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'''Kiki''': Are you an honest person?
'''Kiki''': Are you an honest person?


1041260487 ~z~Are you the casual encounter kind of guy, is that it? The use them and lose them guy? Fuck 'em and sling them?
'''Kiki''': Are you the casual encounter kind of guy, is that it? The use them and lose them guy? Fuck 'em and sling them?


'''Niko''': But I thought you had a nice time?
'''Niko''': But I thought you had a nice time?
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'''Kiki''': For someone to want to know where their boyfriend is.
'''Kiki''': For someone to want to know where their boyfriend is.


2768723956 ~z~Good. I am glad I make you happy.
'''Niko''': Good. I am glad I make you happy.


'''Niko''': How?
'''Niko''': How?
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'''Niko''': I don't know. I mean, it seems a bit soon to be worrying about that.
'''Niko''': I don't know. I mean, it seems a bit soon to be worrying about that.


4034474396 ~z~I don't know. These days, I think I'm just a whore, running around working for the highest bidder.
'''Niko''': I don't know. These days, I think I'm just a whore, running around working for the highest bidder.


2678858493 ~z~I don't know. We have a nice time, usually. When you're not feeling too guilty.
'''Niko''': I don't know. We have a nice time, usually. When you're not feeling too guilty.


'''Kiki''': I don't need a commitment right now, I just need to know it's not impossible. Is it impossible?
'''Kiki''': I don't need a commitment right now, I just need to know it's not impossible. Is it impossible?
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'''Kiki''': I guess I'm a liberal. I mean I believe in the welfare state and the green energy movement.
'''Kiki''': I guess I'm a liberal. I mean I believe in the welfare state and the green energy movement.


498562429 ~z~I hope you work out. I'm pretty heavy.
'''Niko''': I hope you work out. I'm pretty heavy.


1783487172 ~z~I like saying your name, Niko. You're amazing. This is just so so nice, isn't it?
'''Kiki''': I like saying your name, Niko. You're amazing. This is just so so nice, isn't it?


'''Kiki''': I love our time together, I really do.
'''Kiki''': I love our time together, I really do.
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'''Kiki''': If we don't hold onto that, then we won't have anything.
'''Kiki''': If we don't hold onto that, then we won't have anything.


2820490459 ~z~I'll bear that in mind next time I marry you.
'''Niko''': I'll bear that in mind next time I marry you.


'''Niko''': Is this another one of your clients?
'''Niko''': Is this another one of your clients?


4036991846 ~z~Is what impossible?
'''Niko''': Is what impossible?


'''Kiki''': it's just disgusting. Marriage is sacred.
'''Kiki''': it's just disgusting. Marriage is sacred.
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'''Kiki''': Nice? I'm talking about love, about passion, about the important stuff, not nice!
'''Kiki''': Nice? I'm talking about love, about passion, about the important stuff, not nice!


3224176261 ~z~Niko.
'''Kiki''': Niko.


135304779 ~z~Niko?
'''Kiki''': Niko?


'''Niko''': No, not really. I just lead an unconventional life.
'''Niko''': No, not really. I just lead an unconventional life.
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'''Kiki''': No, this was my professor at law school. He had the gall to accuse me of stalking him.
'''Kiki''': No, this was my professor at law school. He had the gall to accuse me of stalking him.


489163513 ~z~Not really. In my line of work, honesty is not always the best quality.
'''Niko''': Not really. In my line of work, honesty is not always the best quality.


1100834819 ~z~Nothing, Kiki. Nothing. I admire your passion.
'''Niko''': Nothing, Kiki. Nothing. I admire your passion.


'''Niko''': Nothing.
'''Niko''': Nothing.


614748018 ~z~Oh Niko.
'''Kiki''': Oh Niko.


966706150 ~z~Okay, ask away.
'''Niko''': Okay, ask away.


733769060 ~z~Okay, I'm sorry.
'''Niko''': Okay, I'm sorry.


81896361 ~z~Or if not, at least know where they are all the time?
'''Kiki''': Or if not, at least know where they are all the time?


3753719466 ~z~People get married and it doesn't always work out.
'''Niko''': People get married and it doesn't always work out.


'''Kiki''': People who jeopardize family with adultery and internet porn and homosexuality and...
'''Kiki''': People who jeopardize family with adultery and internet porn and homosexuality and...
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'''Kiki''': Perseverance is the key. The key to everything.
'''Kiki''': Perseverance is the key. The key to everything.


2051205415 ~z~So he deserves to suffer. All cheaters do.
'''Kiki''': So he deserves to suffer. All cheaters do.


'''Niko''': So, I guess things cooled off between you when he made that accusation.
'''Niko''': So, I guess things cooled off between you when he made that accusation.


1284050356 ~z~So?
'''Niko''': So?


'''Niko''': Sometimes I think you should be committed.
'''Niko''': Sometimes I think you should be committed.
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'''Kiki''': This ex of mine, he...
'''Kiki''': This ex of mine, he...


2053502702 ~z~This nation was built upon a belief in the family unit and the strength of the nuclear family.
'''Kiki''': This nation was built upon a belief in the family unit and the strength of the nuclear family.


882451288 ~z~This. Us. You and me.
'''Kiki''': This. Us. You and me.


'''Niko''': Uh, nothing.
'''Niko''': Uh, nothing.
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'''Kiki''': What?
'''Kiki''': What?


265815161 ~z~What?
'''Kiki''': What?


'''Niko''': When you have seen what I have seen, you realize that most leaders are after the same thing.
'''Niko''': When you have seen what I have seen, you realize that most leaders are after the same thing.
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'''Kiki''': Yes, but are you a cheater?
'''Kiki''': Yes, but are you a cheater?


318155799 ~z~Yes, what is it?
'''Niko''': Yes, what is it?


'''Niko''': Yes?
'''Niko''': Yes?


1418936081 ~z~You don't make me happy. You're breaking my heart.
'''Kiki''': You don't make me happy. You're breaking my heart.


'''Kiki''': You know, the French have it right. Crimes of passions are not real crimes.
'''Kiki''': You know, the French have it right. Crimes of passions are not real crimes.


4197673226 ~z~You're not in court now, Kiki. Give me a break.
'''Niko''': You're not in court now, Kiki. Give me a break.


==GCKKDCA==
==GCKKDCA==
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'''Kiki''': Did you get me drunk so you could do the same thing to me?
'''Kiki''': Did you get me drunk so you could do the same thing to me?


3437660538 ~z~Don't try to fucking play me, Niko.
'''Kiki''': Don't try to fucking play me, Niko.


'''Niko''': Don't worry.
'''Niko''': Don't worry.
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'''Kiki''': Fuck you. Fuck you asshole. Run off to your whores, run off to your sluts.
'''Kiki''': Fuck you. Fuck you asshole. Run off to your whores, run off to your sluts.


2371930448 ~z~Get a little buzz on. Is that so wrong?
'''Kiki''': Get a little buzz on. Is that so wrong?


37614632 ~z~Go to her. Go to that cheap fucking bitch.
'''Kiki''': Go to her. Go to that cheap fucking bitch.


'''Kiki''': I care about you, Niko. So, so, so, much.
'''Kiki''': I care about you, Niko. So, so, so, much.


830116229 ~z~I didn't force the alcohol down your throat.
'''Niko''': I didn't force the alcohol down your throat.


'''Niko''': I don't respond well to threats, Kiki. Chill the fuck out.
'''Niko''': I don't respond well to threats, Kiki. Chill the fuck out.


3807670991 ~z~I hate myself. I do. And I want to die.
'''Kiki''': I hate myself. I do. And I want to die.


'''Kiki''': I saw you looking at her. Don't pretend you weren't.
'''Kiki''': I saw you looking at her. Don't pretend you weren't.


3754176309 ~z~I was in there with you. I wasn't trying to pick up other women.
'''Niko''': I was in there with you. I wasn't trying to pick up other women.


368527821 ~z~I wasn't looking at anyone. Shit.
'''Niko''': I wasn't looking at anyone. Shit.


2222021939 ~z~I'll find them. I'll find those filthy whores. You're mine. You're all mine.
'''Kiki''': I'll find them. I'll find those filthy whores. You're mine. You're all mine.


2911242890 ~z~I'm only treating you with respect, Kiki.
'''Niko''': I'm only treating you with respect, Kiki.


'''Niko''': I'm out with you tonight, Kiki. I wouldn't leave you on the sidewalk.
'''Niko''': I'm out with you tonight, Kiki. I wouldn't leave you on the sidewalk.


1468947479 ~z~I'm starting to...
'''Niko''': I'm starting to...


1523868728 ~z~Is that how you're treating me now?
'''Kiki''': Is that how you're treating me now?


'''Kiki''': I've got connections in the courts and I can make sure you're kept where I want you.
'''Kiki''': I've got connections in the courts and I can make sure you're kept where I want you.
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'''Kiki''': I've had too much to drink.
'''Kiki''': I've had too much to drink.


3992570784 ~z~Look Kiki, I don't know what you're talking about.
'''Niko''': Look Kiki, I don't know what you're talking about.


'''Niko''': No, but I like you.
'''Niko''': No, but I like you.
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'''Kiki''': Oh, oh, are you going to run off to your other whore because I've gone a bit weird?
'''Kiki''': Oh, oh, are you going to run off to your other whore because I've gone a bit weird?


3569669744 ~z~Please shut up.
'''Niko''': Please shut up.


'''Kiki''': So, you don't deny it? You have other whores out there. I feel so dirty. I feel used.
'''Kiki''': So, you don't deny it? You have other whores out there. I feel so dirty. I feel used.
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'''Kiki''': You chill out and keep your fucking dick in your pants. That's not too much to ask, is it?
'''Kiki''': You chill out and keep your fucking dick in your pants. That's not too much to ask, is it?


4275972792 ~z~You don't love me.
'''Kiki''': You don't love me.


'''Kiki''': You don't need a real woman. You can't handle a real woman. You hate me.
'''Kiki''': You don't need a real woman. You can't handle a real woman. You hate me.
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'''Kiki''': You take your other whores there do you? The place you get them drunk before you have your way with them?
'''Kiki''': You take your other whores there do you? The place you get them drunk before you have your way with them?


3402361327 ~z~You'd just love that, wouldn't you?
'''Kiki''': You'd just love that, wouldn't you?


'''Kiki''': You'd just love to leave me spewing on the side of the road so you could go back to one of your other whores.
'''Kiki''': You'd just love to leave me spewing on the side of the road so you could go back to one of your other whores.


2751886598 ~z~You're an asshole, Niko. A whore loving asshole.
'''Kiki''': You're an asshole, Niko. A whore loving asshole.
 
==Unscripted dialogue==
'''Kiki''': Oh, Niko...
 
'''Kiki''': Quicker.
 
'''Kiki''': It's burning!
 
'''Kiki''': It's a spare.
 
'''Kiki''': Niko, you start.
 
'''Kiki''': Hurry up.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm really digging the radio.
 
'''Kiki''': What's the problem?
 
'''Kiki''': We're gonna die!
 
'''Kiki''': Jesus!
 
'''Kiki''': What's going on?
 
'''Kiki''': Hold on.
 
'''Kiki''': Hi.
 
'''Kiki''': One-forty!
 
'''Kiki''': One more?
 
'''Kiki''': I'm not just a woman.
 
'''Kiki''': Niko, you're even worse than me.
 
'''Kiki''': I love you, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': Ooh, I'm sorry.
 
'''Kiki''': Not my game.
 
'''Kiki''': Hey!
 
'''Kiki''': Hey, boy, wanna come in?
 
'''Kiki''': I'm not good at this.
 
'''Kiki''': You ready?
 
'''Kiki''': Let's get out of here.
 
'''Kiki''': Damn this game.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm sorry.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm having the best time.
 
'''Kiki''': Are we gambling on this?
 
'''Kiki''': Excuse me, I can't hear myself think.
 
'''Kiki''': Walk me to the car, boy.
 
'''Kiki''': Unlucky.
 
'''Kiki''': Well done.
 
'''Kiki''': Stop doing that.
 
'''Kiki''': Shit.
 
'''Kiki''': Drive fast!
 
'''Kiki''': Look at that.
 
'''Kiki''': I guess darts isn't your thing.
 
'''Kiki''': You fouled, my friend.
 
'''Kiki''': What's going on?
 
'''Kiki''': Well played.
 
'''Kiki''': This is such fun.
 
'''Kiki''': Okay, well let's listen to the radio now.
 
'''Kiki''': We better go.
 
'''Kiki''': Lucky.
 
'''Kiki''': We're upside fucking down.
 
'''Kiki''': You dirty slut!
 
'''Kiki''': Don't mess up now.
 
'''Kiki''': Get out of here.
 
'''Kiki''': I can't hear myself think.
 
'''Kiki''': Oh, man.
 
'''Kiki''': Come on, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': Stop driving like a pussy, bitch.
 
'''Kiki''': Can I break?
 
'''Kiki''': Cheater!
 
'''Kiki''': Perfect score, wow.
 
'''Kiki''': Niko, don't mess this up.
 
'''Kiki''': Ooh, I'm sorry.
'''Kiki''': I'll break.
 
'''Kiki''': I hope you miss, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': Excuse me, I need to talk.
 
'''Kiki''': Come on, Niko, miss.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm not just a dumb bitch, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': Oh, my, you're homeless.
 
'''Kiki''': We doing this... best of three?
 
'''Kiki''': Aw, that's pathetic, Kiki.
 
'''Kiki''': Well done, bitch.
 
'''Kiki''': Damn.
 
'''Kiki''': Walk me to the car.
 
'''Kiki''': You like coffee?
 
'''Kiki''': Sorry, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': What are they doing?!
 
'''Kiki''': Let's put the radio on, I'm done speaking.
 
'''Kiki''': Well done again.
 
'''Kiki''': Boy, you really are an immigrant? What is this radio?
 
'''Kiki''': You asshole!
 
'''Kiki''': I won. Wow.
 
'''Kiki''': This radio is fun.
 
'''Kiki''': Shit.
 
'''Kiki''': Look at me, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': What are you doing?
 
'''Kiki''': My, a strike.
 
'''Kiki''': Man, I love this shit!
 
'''Kiki''': You're good at this.
 
'''Kiki''': Excuse me.
 
'''Kiki''': You missed the board.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm sorry, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': I can't believe I'm doing this.
 
'''Kiki''': Sorry about that.
 
'''Kiki''': Any other ideas, Niko?
 
'''Kiki''': Come on, get in.
 
'''Kiki''': Nearly hit the board.
 
'''Kiki''': Yes, please, sure.
 
'''Kiki''': Wait.
 
'''Kiki''': Oh, I'm sorry.
 
'''Kiki''': Take me to the car.
 
'''Kiki''': Darts? Not quite why I went to law school but whatever.
 
'''Kiki''': My turn to break.
 
'''Kiki''': Uncivilized fool
 
'''Kiki''': Don't laugh.
 
'''Kiki''': Hello.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm sorry, I can't.
 
'''Kiki''': Don't let them catch us. They hate freethinkers like us.
'''Kiki''': Okay, let's do this.
 
'''Kiki''': I can't see straight, man.
 
'''Kiki''': I prefer sticking arrows in judges than boards.
 
'''Kiki''': A strike!
 
'''Kiki''': I hate the cops.
 
'''Kiki''': You slut. You dirty slut!
 
'''Kiki''': What's your problem?
 
'''Kiki''': Foul.
 
'''Kiki''': Niko, they'll put you away for life.
 
'''Kiki''': What the hell are you doing?
 
'''Kiki''': This station is shit.
 
'''Kiki''': You better miss.
 
'''Kiki''': You know, I'd just like to listen to music.
'''Kiki''': Amazing!
 
'''Kiki''': That's mine, dick.
 
'''Kiki''': Ooh, that's too bad.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm sort of done talking to you.
 
'''Kiki''': Look at that.
 
'''Kiki''': You better drive, I'm loaded.
 
'''Kiki''': Let's see how I do this time.
 
'''Kiki''': Wait, you punk, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': Come on, let's go.
 
'''Kiki''': Damn.
 
'''Kiki''': Is it burning?
 
'''Kiki''': I'm all talked out, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': Oh, be kind to old Kiki and miss.
 
'''Kiki''': Damn.
 
'''Kiki''': He's mine, you whore!
 
'''Kiki''': Move, come on.
 
'''Kiki''': They'll plant evidence for certain.
 
'''Kiki''': You're pretty lucky.
 
'''Kiki''': Get in the car.
 
'''Kiki''': Shit bitch fick fuck.
 
'''Kiki''': I'll rip your eyeballs out, whore.
 
'''Kiki''': Well, I think we're done talking.
 
'''Kiki''': Dick.
 
'''Kiki''': Ok, let's listen to some music.
 
'''Kiki''': What are we driving in?
 
'''Kiki''': Hey!
 
'''Kiki''': Yes.
 
'''Kiki''': Okay well, that was interesting, we both expressed ourselves. Let's have some music.
 
'''Kiki''': Boring.
 
'''Kiki''': Niko, wait.
 
'''Kiki''': Boy, you have a fine ass!
 
'''Kiki''': This isn't the most fun...
 
'''Kiki''': Don't hit me, asshole.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm too pissed to drunk, I mean drive.
 
'''Kiki''': A hundred and eighty!
 
'''Kiki''': Niko, you're acting like a bitch.
 
'''Kiki''': Unlucky, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': You can prosecute me anytime.
 
'''Kiki''': That's pretty good.
 
'''Kiki''': That's... terrible.
 
'''Kiki''': Get in!
 
'''Kiki''': Darling.
 
'''Kiki''': Fight!
 
'''Kiki''': I'm a lawyer who plays darts.
 
'''Kiki''': Well played.
 
'''Kiki''': This is cool!
 
'''Kiki''': Niko, you won.
 
'''Kiki''': What are you doing?
 
'''Kiki''': Fuck.
 
'''Kiki''': Look at this.
 
'''Kiki''': You lucky boy, a hundred and eighty.
 
'''Kiki''': You're the man.
 
'''Kiki''': Wait up a minute.
 
'''Kiki''': Please, miss soon.
 
'''Kiki''': I've got an education you know. Can we try something else?
 
'''Kiki''': Well at least I'm not a barbian.
 
'''Kiki''': Unlucky.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm sorry, I'm so lame.
 
'''Kiki''': Miss!
 
'''Kiki''': That's great.
 
'''Kiki''': You can't hit a woman!
 
'''Kiki''': Stop it you maniac!
 
'''Kiki''': This is great.
 
'''Kiki''': Can we do something else?
 
'''Kiki''': Hey, we both won.
 
'''Kiki''': What's that smell?
 
'''Kiki''': Niko...
 
'''Kiki''': This radio is great.
 
'''Kiki''': Can we just listen to some good music?
 
'''Kiki''': No thank you.
 
'''Kiki''': Ooh, Niko, you beat a girl at bowling.
 
'''Kiki''': Niko!
 
'''Kiki''': Please, no.
 
'''Kiki''': Fuck you, bitch, that's our car!
 
'''Kiki''': Oh, for fuck's sake.
 
'''Kiki''': What's going on?
 
'''Kiki''': Perfect. Damn.
 
'''Kiki''': Let's get out of here.
 
'''Kiki''': Well done.
 
'''Kiki''': Unlucky...
 
'''Kiki''': I'll kill you, you slut!
 
'''Kiki''': You're not a bad driver for a bitch.
 
'''Kiki''': I'll bitch slap you, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': Can I put that off for a minute?
 
'''Kiki''': Come on you little pussy, drive.
 
'''Kiki''': You better not be patronizing me.
 
'''Kiki''': Come on.
 
'''Kiki''': People call me an angry drunk but I'm fucking not.
 
'''Kiki''': Well done.
 
'''Kiki''': Uh, that's a foul.
 
'''Kiki''': Well done, boy.
 
'''Kiki''': Ooh, well played.
 
'''Kiki''': Fuck, it's the pigs.
 
'''Kiki''': What are we playing, best of three?
 
'''Kiki''': Shit.
 
'''Kiki''': Can you drive?
 
'''Kiki''': What the fuck?
 
'''Kiki''': You bitch, drive faster. Niko is a pussy.
 
'''Kiki''': I love this.
 
'''Kiki''': Shit, get off.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm not that drunk.
 
'''Kiki''': Come in, boy.
 
'''Kiki''': Nearly.
 
'''Kiki''': You won.
 
'''Kiki''': No cheating, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': Man, I'm loaded as Hell.
 
'''Kiki''': Boy, you did good.
 
'''Kiki''': Hurry the fuck up.
 
'''Kiki''': Let me talk to you for a minute.
 
'''Kiki''': Wanna come inside?
 
'''Kiki''': Well done.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm getting the hang of this.
 
'''Kiki''': You miss that? How?
 
'''Kiki''': Last dart.
 
'''Kiki''': Good shot.
 
'''Kiki''': Best of three?
 
'''Kiki''': Beating a girl, Niko?
 
'''Kiki''': Lucky.
 
'''Kiki''': Watch this.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm doing okay.
 
'''Kiki''': Damn you.
 
'''Kiki''': Not when I'm drunk.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm a bit drunk, take me to the car.
 
'''Kiki''': Who cares? It was great fun.
 
'''Kiki''': It's the pigs.
 
'''Kiki''': Boy, you gonna come in?
 
'''Kiki''': Bitch deserved to die.
 
'''Kiki''': You wanna put a little money on this?
 
'''Kiki''': What the fuck?
 
'''Kiki''': What's that, a turkey?
 
'''Kiki''': You didn't check out.
 
'''Kiki''': My darts hero.
 
'''Kiki''': Wow, one-forty.
 
'''Kiki''': You need to get a life, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': You a gambling man, Niko?
 
'''Kiki''': You dick.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm proud of you.
 
'''Kiki''': A drunken fumble? How romantic.
 
'''Kiki''': Get in the car you bitch, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': Another game?
 
'''Kiki''': This is bullshit radio.
 
'''Kiki''': Did we crash?
 
'''Kiki''': I'll take that.
 
'''Kiki''': Can I turn that down?
 
'''Kiki''': Niko, thank God those evidence planting scum didn't catch us.
 
'''Kiki''': We need a car or something.
 
'''Kiki''': Wanna come in?
 
'''Kiki''': Come on, boy, wait for Kiki.
 
'''Kiki''': Hmm, unlucky.
 
'''Kiki''': No.
 
'''Kiki''': Ooh, unlucky.
 
'''Kiki''': Watch where you fucking going.
 
'''Kiki''': You're not the best are you?
 
'''Kiki''': Three in a row?
 
'''Kiki''': We need a vehicle.
 
'''Kiki''': Finally, all down.
 
'''Kiki''': I need to talk, Niko.
 
'''Kiki''': Niko, you better drive.
 
'''Kiki''': That's pretty good. One-forty.
 
'''Kiki''': Are you gonna break?
 
'''Kiki''': What's your problem?
 
'''Kiki''': Get off!
 
'''Kiki''': Three-hundred? You're weird.
 
'''Kiki''': I fucking hate sluts, man. I fucking hate them.
 
'''Kiki''': Ooh, pigs.
 
'''Kiki''': Get us out of here.
 
'''Kiki''': I'm all for multiculturalism but do we have to listen to this?
 
'''Kiki''': You don't wanna be in one of our jails, boy.
 
'''Kiki''': Thanks.
 
'''Kiki''': Well done, Kiki.
 
'''Kiki''': Cool, shall we listen to some music now?
 
'''Kiki''': Not bad.
 
'''Kiki''': Can we talk like adults for a second?
 
'''Kiki''': Has there been a fucking earthquake?
 
'''Kiki''': What the fuck?
 
'''Kiki''': Will you drive?
 
'''Kiki''': Drive, come on.
 
'''Kiki''': Give me that back, asshole.
 
'''Kiki''': Uh, get the fuck out of my way.
 
'''Kiki''': Rot in Hell.
 
'''Kiki''': What the fuck?
 
'''Kiki''': You're too good.
 
'''Kiki''': Lucky.
 
'''Kiki''': Wanna play again?
 
'''Kiki''': Turn that shit off.
 
'''Kiki''': You wanna put money on this?
 
'''Kiki''': Get in.
 
'''Kiki''': Well done.
 
'''Kiki''': We're on fire!
 
'''Kiki''': You break.
 
'''Kiki''': I need to think about all of that. Can we put the radio on?
 
'''Kiki''': Careful!
 
'''Kiki''': Please, no.
 
'''Kiki''': Stop!
 
'''Kiki''': Excuse me.
 
'''Kiki''': Uh, manners?
 
'''Kiki''': Watch where you're going.
 
'''Kiki''': Damn, boy.
 
'''Kiki''': Boy, you crazy.
 
'''Kiki''': Niko!
'''Kiki''': Don't drive like a moron!
 
'''Kiki''': Someone's gonna die.
 
'''Kiki''': Niko, calm down!
 
'''Kiki''': Are you on drugs? Drive slower.
 
'''Kiki''': Stop driving like a macho prick.
 
'''Kiki''': What now?
 
'''Kiki''': We're upside down.
 
'''Kiki''': Not what I mean when I said I wanted to be head over heels!
 
'''Kiki''': You psycho.
 
'''Kiki''': You hit them.
 
'''Kiki''': You can't do that.
 
'''Kiki''': Niko!
 
'''Kiki''': What the hell are you playing at, boy?
 
'''Kiki''': Oh, boy!
 
'''Kiki''': Oh my God!
 
'''Kiki''': I love to cruise and watch the people.
 
'''Kiki''': This is so calming.
 
'''Kiki''': This is a fuel-efficient speed.
 
'''Kiki''': There's the police.
'''Kiki''': It's the police.
 
'''Kiki''': Oh, no, the police.
 
'''Kiki''': Oh, boy, it's the police.
 
'''Kiki''': You psycho.
 
'''Kiki''': You nearly killed me!
 
'''Kiki''': You maniac!
 
'''Kiki''': Calm down, you asshole.
 
'''Kiki''': You think you can beat me up, do you?
 
'''Kiki''': I'm not just a lady.
 
'''Kiki''': I'll rip your throat out.
 
'''Kiki''': I know how to fight.
 
'''Kiki''': Careful!
 
'''Kiki''': Please no.
 
'''Kiki''': Stop!
 
'''Kiki''': Niko!
 
'''Kiki''': What are you doing?
 
'''Kiki''': Niko, for the love of justice!
 
'''Kiki''': Get out of here.
 
'''Kiki''': Let's go.
 
'''Kiki''': Come on, let's drive.
 
'''Kiki''': I believe in distribution of wealth but not this.
 
'''Kiki''': I don't like charity that much.
 
'''Kiki''': Give me that!
 
'''Kiki''': No you don't!
 
'''Kiki''': Damn.
 
'''Kiki''': Double damn.
 
'''Kiki''': Oh, boy.
 
'''Kiki''': My oh my.
 
'''Kiki''': Niko, please.
 
'''Kiki''': Ha ha, Niko, stop it, you're scaring me.
 
'''Kiki''': Niko, put that away please.
 
'''Kiki''': Thanks.
 
'''Kiki''': Thank you.
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