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'''Caller: '''''Hello Lazlow, I'm a first time caller. I recently moved to Liberty City from Hampshire, in England.'' | '''Caller: '''''Hello Lazlow, I'm a first time caller. I recently moved to Liberty City from Hampshire, in England.'' | ||
'''Lazlow: '''''Oh really? How do you like it? I mean, is it hard to get used to the language? Y-you speak English pretty good.'' | '''Lazlow: '''''Oh, really? How do you like it? I mean, is it hard to get used to the language? Y-you speak English pretty good.'' | ||
'''Caller: '''''Oh thank you Lazlow. Yes, yes I do like it here. There's one thing though that's very different and rather worrying. When I was a boy in England, I had a nanny. She was very strict, Lazlow.'' | '''Caller: '''''Oh, thank you Lazlow. Yes, yes, I do like it here. There's one thing, though, that's very different and rather worrying. When I was a boy in England, I had a nanny. She was very strict, Lazlow.'' | ||
'''Lazlow: '''''Yeah, well, I mean there's excellent child-care here in America, eeerr...you know?'' | '''Lazlow: '''''Yeah, well, I mean there's excellent child-care here in America, eeerr...you know?'' | ||
'''Caller: '''''Well, well I'm sure. But, but the thing is Lazlow, when, when, when I was a naughty boy, I, I, I...I would get spanked. N...nanny...nanny would spank me...when I was naughty, and now...now Freddie needs a nanny, because when | '''Caller: '''''Well, well I'm sure. But, but the thing is, Lazlow, when, when, when I was a naughty boy, I, I, I...I would get spanked. N...nanny...nanny would spank me...when I was naughty, and now...now Freddie needs a nanny, because when Freddie's naughty, he needs to get spanked.'' | ||
'''Lazlow: '''''Well, there's some child psychologists, who'd probably say that spanking can be harmful to a child's emotional development.'' | '''Lazlow: '''''Well, there's some child psychologists, who'd probably say that spanking can be harmful to a child's emotional development.'' | ||
'''Caller: '''''Ab..ab...absolute rot, Lazlow. It's lovely. Freddie needs a nanny. He needs a nanny Lazlow, because | '''Caller: '''''Ab..ab...absolute rot, Lazlow. It's lovely. Freddie needs a nanny. He needs a nanny Lazlow, because Freddie's been a very naughty boy.'' | ||
'''Lazlow: '''''How...how old is your son?'' | '''Lazlow: '''''How... how old is your son?'' | ||
'''Caller: '''''Excuse me?'' | '''Caller: '''''Excuse me?'' | ||
'''Lazlow: '''''How old is your son?'' | '''Lazlow: '''''How old is your son??'' | ||
'''Caller: '''''I don't have children! I can't stand the little brats! But Freddie needs a na...'' | '''Caller: '''''I don't have children! I can't stand the little brats!! But Freddie needs a na...'' | ||
'''Lazlow: '''''Alright, that's enough of him! God, who gave this guy a green card?!'' | '''Lazlow: '''''Alright, that's enough of him! God, who gave this guy a green card??!'' | ||
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