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"Fashion underwear" for children, parodying the continuing trend of suggestive underwear for young girls and young boys. Also comes as unisex, according to a radio advertisement on [[GTA Vice City Stories]]. Allegedely, the underwear comes in a range of "styles" on the cartoon characters, The Barfs. However, this commercial strongly implies pedophilia and even incest, something that panelist [[Bryony Craddock]] denounces on Pressing Issues. | "Fashion underwear" for children, parodying the continuing trend of suggestive underwear for young girls and young boys. Also comes as unisex, according to a radio advertisement on [[GTA Vice City Stories]]. Allegedely, the underwear comes in a range of "styles" on the cartoon characters, The Barfs. However, this commercial strongly implies pedophilia and even incest, something that panelist [[Bryony Craddock]] denounces on Pressing Issues. This ad airs on [[Espantoso]]. | ||
In [[GTA IV]], the company, supposedly, host a website about a pageant sponsored by them. Upon accessing the closed website, the player incurs a 5-star wanted level. | In [[GTA IV]], the company, supposedly, host a website about a pageant sponsored by them. Upon accessing the closed website, the player incurs a 5-star wanted level. | ||
[[Category:Vice City Stories Ads]] | [[Category:Vice City Stories Ads]] | ||
==Script== | |||
Opening: | |||
'''Girl''': Do you want to see my underwear? | |||
'''Boy''': I sure do! | |||
'''Girl''' I don't have any hair down there. | |||
'''Boy''': I don't care. | |||
'''Girl''': I have got a little lacy surprise! | |||
'''Boy''': Oh boy! | |||
'''Girl''': And you aren't going to beleive your eyes. | |||
[Announcer comes in and explains his love for kid's underwear] | |||
Closing: | |||
'''Girl''': I have got a little lacy surprise! Oh daddy won't you close your eyes. | |||