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'''www.youvebeencelebinated.com''' is the official [[Websites in GTA IV|website]] of celebrity and Liberty City nightlife blogger [[The Celebinator]]. In the [[Blog This!]] mission string, he slanders [[ | {{website}} | ||
'''www.youvebeencelebinated.com''' is the official [[Websites in GTA IV|website]] of celebrity and Liberty City nightlife blogger [[The Celebinator]]. In the [[Blog This!...]] mission string, he slanders [[Gay Tony]] and [[Luis Fernando Lopez|Luis]] as well as [[Maisonette 9|their]] [[Hercules|clubs]], leading Luis to intimidate the blogger. During the same mission, [[Gracie Ancelotti|Gracie]] states that she is a fan of The Celebinator. New posts are added about various celebrities after Luis helps them during the [[Club Management]] side-mission. The site is based on Perez Hilton's [http://perezhilton.com/ blog]. Like the real-life blogger, The Celebinator uses a predominantly pink and white color scheme, a caricature of himself as a logo, and doctored tabloid photos to express views; however, The Celebinator uses clip art rather than the "doodles" Perez uses. | |||
== Blog Postings == | |||
During the course of "Ballad of Gay Tony" he blogs about: | During the course of "Ballad of Gay Tony" he blogs about: | ||
(After the [[Daisie Cash-Cooze]] incident) | (After the [[Daisie Cash-Cooze]] incident) | ||
*A member of British royalty is in town, likely the prince Luis later meets in [[Club Management]], who spoke to a friend (that sold the information) about avoiding statutory rape charges. | * A member of British royalty is in town, likely the prince Luis later meets in [[Club Management]], who spoke to a friend (that sold the information) about avoiding statutory rape charges. | ||
*Mocks [[Chris Hunt]], ironically, for Daisie's humiliating handjob video leaked onto the [[Star Junction]] big screen. He says that Chris Hunt is too old to be popular and no one has watched his movies since the 1990s. | * Mocks [[Chris Hunt]], ironically, for Daisie's humiliating handjob video leaked onto the [[Star Junction]] big screen. He says that Chris Hunt is too old to be popular and no one has watched his movies since the 1990s. | ||
(After each [[Club Management]] mission) | (After each [[Club Management]] mission) | ||
*[[Bruce Spade]] (before the CM mission) fires his assistant because he wasn't able to speak at the | * [[Bruce Spade]] (before the CM mission) fires his assistant because he wasn't able to speak at the Civilization Committee, in a time segment reserved for world leaders. | ||
*[[Al Di Napoli ]]denies the near-drug bust from the CM mission, claiming he was in a hotel room and paying several prostitutes to back up his story | * [[Blue Brothers]] allegedly slipped one of their female fans a date rape drug, and claim they were just trying to calm her down because she was hyperventilating (being that she was a big fan of theirs). The photo is of the brothers inside Maisonette 9, and the incident may or may not have happened inside the club. | ||
*Paparazzi sprayed by a fire truck (it was assumed a firefighter was behind the wheel, even though it was Luis) the same night [[Poppy Mitchell ]]was allegedly participating in group sex in the [[Maisonette 9]] VIP room. | * [[Al Di Napoli ]]denies the near-drug bust from the CM mission, claiming he was in a hotel room and paying several prostitutes to back up his story | ||
* Paparazzi sprayed by a fire truck (it was assumed a firefighter was behind the wheel, even though it was Luis) the same night [[Poppy Mitchell ]]was allegedly participating in group sex in the [[Maisonette 9]] VIP room. | |||
(After [[...Blog This!]]) | (After [[...Blog This!]]) | ||
*He criticizes the [[Statue of Happiness]], comparing it to an old woman (almost definitely because he was almost impaled on it when Luis threw him out of the chopper) | * He criticizes the [[Statue of Happiness]], comparing it to an old woman (almost definitely because he was almost impaled on it when Luis threw him out of the chopper) | ||
*He writes an apology to [[Gay Tony]], "not writing this as the celebinator, but a mere human being", saying he was irresponsible to abuse his so-called power as a celebrity blogger. He says that the two bonded over champagne during their helicopter ride and connected as friends, and that he runs the two hottest clubs in Liberty City. | * He writes an apology to [[Gay Tony]], "not writing this as the celebinator, but a mere human being", saying he was irresponsible to abuse his so-called power as a celebrity blogger. He says that the two bonded over champagne during their helicopter ride and connected as friends, and that he runs the two hottest clubs in Liberty City. | ||
(During [[...Blog This!]], when Luis leaves his comment) | (During [[...Blog This!]], when Luis leaves his comment) | ||
*Once again mocks Gay Tony and Luis. He says they are gayer than a famous duo of magicians in [[Las Venturas]] with tigers, a reference to real-life [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siegfried_&_Roy Siegfried and Roy]. Luis leaves his comment here. | * Once again mocks Gay Tony and Luis. He says they are gayer than a famous duo of magicians in [[Las Venturas]] with tigers, a reference to real-life [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siegfried_&_Roy Siegfried and Roy]. Luis leaves his comment here. | ||
*Accuses [[Clay Jackson|Clay "Pain Giver" Jackson]] of being gay, even though his record company advertised his new album, "Love Isn't A Crime" on the blog. He says Clay was out with a blonde male (in a joke, he says [[Cloe Parker]] and [[Poppy Mitchell]] were both blonde at one point) at [[Hercules]], which he again mocks for its association with Gay Tony. | * Accuses [[Clay Jackson|Clay "Pain Giver" Jackson]] of being gay, even though his record company advertised his new album, "Love Isn't A Crime" on the blog. He says Clay was out with a blonde male (in a joke, he says [[Cloe Parker]] and [[Poppy Mitchell]] were both blonde at one point) at [[Hercules]], which he again mocks for its association with Gay Tony. | ||
(Beginning of the game) | (Beginning of the game) | ||
*Ridicules [[Gay Tony]] because he considers him unpopular now. He calls [[Luis Fernando Lopez|Luis Lopez]] a "rent boy" and suggests that they have a gay relationship. He modifies a picture of Luis and Tony in [[Maisonette 9]]; Luis's head is replaced with a rooster head with a noose nearby, a reference to "choking the chicken" (masturbation) while an unknown man sitting at a table with Tony has an astronaut's helmet (his face is not visible). | * Ridicules [[Gay Tony]] because he considers him unpopular now. He calls [[Luis Fernando Lopez|Luis Lopez]] a "rent boy" and suggests that they have a gay relationship. He modifies a picture of Luis and Tony in [[Maisonette 9]]; Luis's head is replaced with a rooster head with a noose nearby, a reference to "choking the chicken" (masturbation) while an unknown man sitting at a table with Tony has an astronaut's helmet (his face is not visible, but he's wearing the same brown suit as the man Tony walks out of the club with in [[I Luv LC]]). | ||
*Charlotte Crown, a British celebrity (though she currently lives in [[Los Santos]]), argues that she is not anorexic, loves British food, and plans to write a cookbook after a few years, when she has children. | * Charlotte Crown, a British celebrity (though she currently lives in [[Los Santos in GTA IV Era|Los Santos]]), argues that she is not anorexic, loves British food, and plans to write a cookbook after a few years, when she has children. | ||
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