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* Get in quickly, you head dick. | * Get in quickly, you head dick. | ||
* Hey craphead, get in the car, my friend. | * Hey craphead, get in the car, my friend. | ||
* I know I'm a loser, and | * I know I'm a loser, and you're not my friend, but get in. | ||
* Hello you free riding dog lover, get in. | * Hello you free riding dog lover, get in. | ||
* Alright Mr. "I'm Roman's cousin so I'm too good to pay for a car". Get in. | * Alright Mr. "I'm Roman's cousin so I'm too good to pay for a car". Get in. | ||
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* I'm going to hate this drive. | * I'm going to hate this drive. | ||
* This is a waste of my life. | * This is a waste of my life. | ||
* Shit face | |||
When the player asks to change the radio station or turn it off: | When the player asks to change the radio station or turn it off: | ||
*Ugly moron with no taste in radio stations! | *Ugly moron with no taste in radio stations! | ||
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'''Niko''': Yeah? Girls dig this car, do they? Useful to know. | '''Niko''': Yeah? Girls dig this car, do they? Useful to know. | ||
'''Mohammad''': Is not the car, my friend. It's the player driving this shit. I pick a girl up from the airport, I going to be hitting that shit up in her hotel room soon as we get there. For real, man. I had my hands on more tourists than airport security. If a woman turns up at Francis International, then this guy is going to know about her concealed weaponry. You get me? | '''Mohammad''': Is not the car, my friend. It's the player driving this shit. I pick a girl up from the airport, I going to be hitting that shit up in her hotel room soon as we get there. For real, man. I had my hands on more tourists than airport security. If a woman turns up at [[Francis International Airport in GTA IV Era|Francis International]], then this guy is going to know about her concealed weaponry. You get me? | ||
'''Niko''': Sure. You bang tourists. I get the point. | '''Niko''': Sure. You bang tourists. I get the point. | ||
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'''Mohammad''': Course I love her, my friend. She cooks for me and does my laundry. I love that woman, yeah, but I love pussy too. There ain't no tying this warrior down. I'm an animal. I need that pussy. | '''Mohammad''': Course I love her, my friend. She cooks for me and does my laundry. I love that woman, yeah, but I love pussy too. There ain't no tying this warrior down. I'm an animal. I need that pussy. | ||
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===Third Conversation=== | |||
'''Niko''': Roman is real lucky to have you working for him. Your customer service is impeccable. | |||
'''Mohammed''': You want to know about my customer service, you ask one of my female passengers. They’ll tell you I service them good. | |||
'''Niko''': Great, I’m sure that must be good for you. | |||
'''Mohammed''': It is good for me, real good. I love that shit almost as much as the bitches do. And I tell you something, the women are actually paying for their rides. Not free loading like a certain ugly Eastern European immigrant scumbag I know. If you didn’t have your cousin, you wouldn’t have anything. How come you too lazy to start a business like Roman did? I might not work either if I was getting all the money and free rides I wanted from my cousin. | |||
'''Niko''': I look after Roman. I help him out. | |||
'''Mohammed''': Sure you do. You help him get into trouble. I know your type, homeboy. Don’t think I’m not streetwise homes, because I seen shit you couldn’t imagine. For real, my friend. For real. | |||
'''Niko''': Okay then. For real. | |||
===Fourth Conversation=== | |||
'''Mohammed''': You better be enjoying yourself back there. Because I am hating every second I have to drive you around for free. | |||
'''Niko''': Yeah, well maybe you should chill out. You’re going to have a heart attack getting so angry the whole time. | |||
'''Mohammed''': You know how much a driver can get paid in this city? Shit, a yellow cab is just a license to steal, man. This don’t pay too bad. When I’m driving real fares, that is, not just Roman’s stupid cousin. | |||
'''Niko''': You don’t like driving me, talk to Roman. He can send one of his other drivers. | |||
'''Mohammed''': You’d love that, wouldn’t you? Get a hard working father of six fired because he didn’t treat you like God’s gift to the earth? You’re cold, man. Ice cold. You really want me to get fired? | |||
'''Niko''': No, of course I don’t want you to get fired. You got a job to do. Shit, I didn’t realise you had six kids. | |||
'''Mohammed''': Well, I probably got about six kids. My wife hasn’t had any yet, but the amount of pussy I get man, there has to be some out there. Doesn’t there? You know? | |||
'''Niko''': Sure, whatever you say lover man. | |||
===Fifth and Last Conversation=== | |||
'''Mohammed''': So, am I taking you to a big drug deal or some shit my friend? You got a package of snow strapped to your chest? | |||
'''Niko''': I don’t know what you’re talking about. | |||
'''Mohammed''': What you didn’t think I was down with that game? You didn’t think I knew what you were about? I done all kinds of crazy shit. I only started driving this cab to make my wife shut up. You can’t go around busting caps in people when you got responsibilities. | |||
'''Niko''': Perhaps you shouldn’t go around busting caps in people regardless of your responsibilities. | |||
'''Mohammed''': Ha ha. That’s fucking funny. Next thing you are going to tell me I shouldn’t be having extra-marital affairs. You got to do that shit to survive, my friend. | |||
'''Niko''': Of course, and to help your survival you should just stick to driving this car, man. | |||
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