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+The following is a '''script''' of the mission "[[Waste Not Want Knots]]" in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]].
 ==Script==
 '''Patrick''': ...so the plan was they were gonna hide the diamonds in the Queen's ass!
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 '''Niko''': Swimming for it, eh?
-'''Patrick''': Sure, me boy. There's the boat just out there. I'll race ya. Can you drive a boat? You got to this fine country in a boat didn't ya, Niko?
+'''Patrick''': Sure, me boy. There's the boat just out there. I'll race ya.
+''(If Niko doesn't get in the water)''
+'''Patrick''': If ya want a pair of armbands you ain't gonna find them there. Get in.
+'''Patrick''': Scared of the water are we, Niko?
+'''Patrick''': What you got to worry about? There's only every virus known to man floating about in this river. Come on.
+''(The two swim to the boat)''
+'''Patrick''': Can you drive a boat? You got to this fine country in a boat didn't ya, Niko?
 '''Niko''': That don't mean I can drive one. Fuck it though, I'll give it a try.
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 '''Patrick''': What a trooper.
+''(Niko takes Patrick to safety)''
+'''Patrick''': We did it. Top of the fucking world. Here's your share. Don't go spending it in any Italian restaurants.
+'''Niko''': I'll see you soon, Packie.
+==Alternate dialogue==
+'''Niko''': Packie, you hang out in some strange places. First you take me to a fish market and now a waste plant.
+'''Gordon''':  It looks like he ain't too pleased with the dates you been taking him on, Patrick. You got to learn how to treat a man right.
+'''Patrick''': Shut it, Gordo. Ray's given us a tip off about a big payment the Ancelottis just got. We're all gonna do real well outta this.
+'''Niko''': These places are messed up. I think this Ray guy is fucking with you.
+'''Patrick''': No one's fucking with me, Niko. This is how things work here. The whole city is turning into a fucking theme park. Only places an honest criminal can make any money are the shit holes.
+'''Gordon''': I think they're fucking with ya, Packie. They're laughing at ya.
+'''Patrick''': You think they're having a laugh with Gerald, Gordo? You think even these Alderney guidos would have the balls to do that?
+'''Gordon''': Them guidos use you for what they like, if the Peg asked Gerald to wipe his ass he probably would.
+'''Michael''': What's that say about you then, Gordo? If you're taking orders from Packie.
+'''Gordon''': That don't mean shit.
+'''Patrick''': Fucking with us or not, these jobs pay the bills, don't they?
+'''Michael''': The only thing they're doing for Gordon is keeping the bookies off his back for another week. How much you lose on that Swingers game last week?
+'''Gordon''': That shit was rigged. I got screwed in the ninth damn inning. A guy who bats on-fifty hits a three run homer. Bullshit!
+'''Patrick'''; Don't go dropping too much green after this. If the Ancelottis hear we've been spending it up they might finger us for this job. If that happens, the bookies will be the least of your worries.
+'''Michael''': Don't trouble yourself about me, Packie. I'm sitting on my money. Not gonna throw it at the bookies like Gordon over here. I'm saving it up so...
+'''Patrick''': I don't give a shit what you're doing with your cut. All I care about is you holding up your end on the job.
+'''Gordon''': You shouldn't save too much, Michael. You never know, you might get hit by a bus tomorrow.
+'''Patrick''': Nah, not St. Michael here.
+'''Niko''': My cousin, Roman, he has this gambling problem as well. Can't have a dollar in his pocket without spending it at a card game.
+'''Patrick''': Are these his dollars he's spending, or yours?
+'''Niko''': What's mine is his. We are cousins.
+==Post mission phone call==
+'''Patrick''': Niko man. Look, I ain't a pimp or nothing.
+'''Niko''': What're you talking about, man?
+'''Patrick''': I'm saying, wold you take my sister, Katie, out for a drink or something? She don't get out much and she sure as hell don't go on dates. We're starting to worry. She likes you, just as friends, I'm gonna send you her number.
+'''Niko''': I'll give her a call man, but I don't think she'll wanna see me.
+'''Patrick''': Trust me, she will. Call her, man.
 ==Failing the mission==
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 '''Michael''': Packie's fucking bought it. What am I gonna tell his brother? Shit.
-[[Category:GTA IV Scripts]]
+===Gordon dies===
+'''Patrick''': Fucking Gordon got himself hit. We should regroup at the house.
+===Michael dies===
+'''Patrick''': Dammit, Michael's down. I'm ghosting.
+===Michael and Gordon die===
+'''Patrick''': Both of me boys is gone. I got to re-evaluate this shit.
+===Boat is destroyed===
+'''Patrick''': Good fucking going. How were we supposed to get that money outta there if our getaway boat gets trashed before we're even on board?
+==Unused dialogue==
+''(Dialogue which isn't heard in-game)''
+'''Patrick''': A whole lot to learn. I only wish I had the time to teach you.
+'''Michael''': Ahh, fuck. It's a massacre. This ain't gonna be easy to explain.
+'''Patrick''': All that money floating in the Humboldt River.
+'''Patrick''': Alright, we're heading over to the docks in Dukes. Make it happen.
+'''Gordon''': Be cool man!
+'''Niko''': Christ, Niko. What the fuck?
+'''Patrick''': Come on, Niko, use your head. There are four of us.
+'''Patrick''': Don't worry about Gordo and Mikey, they ain't gonna have no troubles. You'll get your share.
+'''Gordon''': Fuck, Packie's down. I ain't hanging around.
+'''Michael''': Gordo's down. This ain't good. I'm outta here.
+'''Niko''': I am not so familiar with these English phrases, but isn't that meant to mean something was easy?
+'''Niko''': I don't care so much about us, as long as the money makes it home safe.
+'''Patrick''': I like your attitude, Niko. I think we're gonna keep getting on real well.
+'''Patrick''': If you think I'm letting one of these reprobates sit on my knee, you're crazy.
+'''Patrick''': I'm goin' up to get the cash. Cover me, Niko.
+'''Patrick''': It makes me stick to me damn stomach. See you, Niko.
+'''Michael''': It'd be my fucking pleasure. See you at your ma's.
+'''Patrick''': I've got it boys. Prettiest thing I seen in all me days. I'll tell you that.
+'''Patrick''': Michael, Gordo watch our backs. Make sure none of these wops tries to come up behind us.
+'''Patrick''': Michael, Gordon tries anything you fucking shoot him. Understand?
+'''Gordon''': Michael's out. Does anyone know where he keeps his cash? Fuck it, I'm gone.
+'''Gordon''': Mikey, maybe you and me should take this cash down to Vice City. Have some fun.
+'''Patrick''': Nicely done, me boy. Nicely done. Like taking candy from a baby.
+'''Patrick''': Niko... Jesus.
+'''Niko''': Okay, if you say you are right, you are right.
+'''Patrick''': See you soon, Niko.
+'''Gordon''': Shit, the boys is dead. I ain't hanging around. Later, Niko.
+'''Patrick''': Shit, you've sunk it. Looks like we're swimming to Dukes.
+'''Michael''': Sure thing, Packie.
+'''Patrick''': That's got to be the office up there. I can smell the fucking money.
+'''Gordon''': Watch out!
+'''Patrick''': We made it, Niko. Who'd a thought we'd fucking survive that?
+'''Patrick''': What are you doing?
+'''Patrick''': What do ya fucking call this? Get us a car we can all fit in.
+'''Patrick''': What the hell have you done? I thought you were a damn sailor?
+'''Niko''': When taking candy from babies you are not meant to have to kill a load of their employees.
+'''Gordon''': Why are we always waitin' for you?
+'''Patrick''': Why'd you have to go and sink it? Now we're swimming to Dukes.
+'''Patrick''': You guys take the money and meet me back at Ma's. Me and Niko are taking a swim.
+'''Patrick''': You have a lot to learn about the English language, my friend.
+'''Gordon''': You're trusting us with the money?
+[[Category:Scripts for GTA IV]]