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The following is a '''script''' of the mission "[[Waste Not Want Knots]]" in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. | |||
==Script== | ==Script== | ||
'''Patrick''': ...so the plan was they were gonna hide the diamonds in the Queen's ass! | '''Patrick''': ...so the plan was they were gonna hide the diamonds in the Queen's ass! | ||
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'''Niko''': Swimming for it, eh? | '''Niko''': Swimming for it, eh? | ||
'''Patrick''': Sure, me boy. There's the boat just out there. I'll race ya. Can you drive a boat? You got to this fine country in a boat didn't ya, Niko? | '''Patrick''': Sure, me boy. There's the boat just out there. I'll race ya. | ||
''(If Niko doesn't get in the water)'' | |||
'''Patrick''': If ya want a pair of armbands you ain't gonna find them there. Get in. | |||
'''Patrick''': Scared of the water are we, Niko? | |||
'''Patrick''': What you got to worry about? There's only every virus known to man floating about in this river. Come on. | |||
''(The two swim to the boat)'' | |||
'''Patrick''': Can you drive a boat? You got to this fine country in a boat didn't ya, Niko? | |||
'''Niko''': That don't mean I can drive one. Fuck it though, I'll give it a try. | '''Niko''': That don't mean I can drive one. Fuck it though, I'll give it a try. | ||
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==Post mission phone call== | ==Post mission phone call== | ||
'''Patrick''': Niko man. Look, I ain't a pimp or nothing. | '''Patrick''': Niko man. Look, I ain't a pimp or nothing. | ||
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'''Michael''': Packie's fucking bought it. What am I gonna tell his brother? Shit. | '''Michael''': Packie's fucking bought it. What am I gonna tell his brother? Shit. | ||
[[Category:GTA IV | ===Gordon dies=== | ||
'''Patrick''': Fucking Gordon got himself hit. We should regroup at the house. | |||
===Michael dies=== | |||
'''Patrick''': Dammit, Michael's down. I'm ghosting. | |||
===Michael and Gordon die=== | |||
'''Patrick''': Both of me boys is gone. I got to re-evaluate this shit. | |||
===Boat is destroyed=== | |||
'''Patrick''': Good fucking going. How were we supposed to get that money outta there if our getaway boat gets trashed before we're even on board? | |||
==Unused dialogue== | |||
''(Dialogue which isn't heard in-game)'' | |||
'''Patrick''': A whole lot to learn. I only wish I had the time to teach you. | |||
'''Michael''': Ahh, fuck. It's a massacre. This ain't gonna be easy to explain. | |||
'''Patrick''': All that money floating in the Humboldt River. | |||
'''Patrick''': Alright, we're heading over to the docks in Dukes. Make it happen. | |||
'''Gordon''': Be cool man! | |||
'''Niko''': Christ, Niko. What the fuck? | |||
'''Patrick''': Come on, Niko, use your head. There are four of us. | |||
'''Patrick''': Don't worry about Gordo and Mikey, they ain't gonna have no troubles. You'll get your share. | |||
'''Gordon''': Fuck, Packie's down. I ain't hanging around. | |||
'''Michael''': Gordo's down. This ain't good. I'm outta here. | |||
'''Niko''': I am not so familiar with these English phrases, but isn't that meant to mean something was easy? | |||
'''Niko''': I don't care so much about us, as long as the money makes it home safe. | |||
'''Patrick''': I like your attitude, Niko. I think we're gonna keep getting on real well. | |||
'''Patrick''': If you think I'm letting one of these reprobates sit on my knee, you're crazy. | |||
'''Patrick''': I'm goin' up to get the cash. Cover me, Niko. | |||
'''Patrick''': It makes me stick to me damn stomach. See you, Niko. | |||
'''Michael''': It'd be my fucking pleasure. See you at your ma's. | |||
'''Patrick''': I've got it boys. Prettiest thing I seen in all me days. I'll tell you that. | |||
'''Patrick''': Michael, Gordo watch our backs. Make sure none of these wops tries to come up behind us. | |||
'''Patrick''': Michael, Gordon tries anything you fucking shoot him. Understand? | |||
'''Gordon''': Michael's out. Does anyone know where he keeps his cash? Fuck it, I'm gone. | |||
'''Gordon''': Mikey, maybe you and me should take this cash down to Vice City. Have some fun. | |||
'''Patrick''': Nicely done, me boy. Nicely done. Like taking candy from a baby. | |||
'''Patrick''': Niko... Jesus. | |||
'''Niko''': Okay, if you say you are right, you are right. | |||
'''Patrick''': See you soon, Niko. | |||
'''Gordon''': Shit, the boys is dead. I ain't hanging around. Later, Niko. | |||
'''Patrick''': Shit, you've sunk it. Looks like we're swimming to Dukes. | |||
'''Michael''': Sure thing, Packie. | |||
'''Patrick''': That's got to be the office up there. I can smell the fucking money. | |||
'''Gordon''': Watch out! | |||
'''Patrick''': We made it, Niko. Who'd a thought we'd fucking survive that? | |||
'''Patrick''': What are you doing? | |||
'''Patrick''': What do ya fucking call this? Get us a car we can all fit in. | |||
'''Patrick''': What the hell have you done? I thought you were a damn sailor? | |||
'''Niko''': When taking candy from babies you are not meant to have to kill a load of their employees. | |||
'''Gordon''': Why are we always waitin' for you? | |||
'''Patrick''': Why'd you have to go and sink it? Now we're swimming to Dukes. | |||
'''Patrick''': You guys take the money and meet me back at Ma's. Me and Niko are taking a swim. | |||
'''Patrick''': You have a lot to learn about the English language, my friend. | |||
'''Gordon''': You're trusting us with the money? | |||
[[Category:Scripts for GTA IV]] | |||