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* Body of [[Aiden O'Malley]] recovered, NOOSE intercepted boat carrying cocaine, video games may cause impotence in men | * Body of [[Aiden O'Malley]] recovered, NOOSE intercepted boat carrying cocaine, video games may cause impotence in men | ||
* Elizabeta Torres convicted, fans of professional wrestling still breeding based on lower student aptitude tests in elementary schools, Cleo Parker | * Elizabeta Torres convicted, fans of professional wrestling still breeding based on lower student aptitude tests in elementary schools, Cleo Parker | ||
* Liberty City [[Babysitting|flooded with counterfeit bills]] causing the dollar to fall, resignation of Swingers head coach, clone doctor says doppelganger sex is ok | |||
* Gunfire at oil refinery at Acter Industrial Park, helicopter battle in the sky, police arrested clone doctor for creating underaged clone sex den | |||
* Decapitated body found at Liberty Ferry Terminal, Kerry McIntosh sues retreat in Los Santos, illegal immigration bill at Capitol Hill | |||
* Anthony Corrado [[Flatline|murdered]], Air Sol pilot issued apology to passengers, some urban planners ask should the bridges be reclosed | |||
* Bobby Jefferson's motorcade [[Entourage|was attacked]], Tony Prince spoke against overpolicing of nightclubs after two of his clubs were temporarily closed, Eris issued statement defending use of child labor<!--42--> | |||
===The Lost and Damned=== | ===The Lost and Damned=== | ||