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==News articles==
==News articles==
===Cranley on Murry: "She's a real : ©#%!"===
===Cranley on Murry: "She's a real : ©#%!"===
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:From an in-game newspaper
:From an in-game newspaper
{{quote|That's what governor candidate [[Jock Cranley]] said about his opponent [[Sue Murry]] shortly after he bombarded her campaign headquarters with feces. Sue Murry says she's had enough. " It's disgusting to stoop to this level in politics, where we're throwing feces. But two can play at that game," Murry said shortly after hugging a veteran. Cranley has vowed to eliminate tax in the state by selling off all unneeded park land and reducing education budgets by 98 percent, proposals that many believe make sense in a time of belt...}}
{{quote|That's what governor candidate [[Jock Cranley]] said about his opponent [[Sue Murry]] shortly after he bombarded her campaign headquarters with feces. Sue Murry says she's had enough. " It's disgusting to stoop to this level in politics, where we're throwing feces. But two can play at that game," Murry said shortly after hugging a veteran. Cranley has vowed to eliminate tax in the state by selling off all unneeded park land and reducing education budgets by 98 percent, proposals that many believe make sense in a time of belt...}}


===Several dead in suspected gang shoot-out===
===Several dead in suspected gang shoot-out===
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:After [[Repossession]]
:After [[Repossession]]
{{quote|Police are scratching their heads as to what caused a violent shootout in [[Puerto Del Sol]] yesterday that left several [[Los Santos Vagos in GTA V|gang members]] dead. The recent rise in gang crime continues unabated. An alley of [[Magellan Ave|Magellan Avenue]] in [[Vespucci Beach]] was turned into a war zone and the battle then spilt out onto the surrounding streets. [[LSPD in GTA V|Police]] are uncertain if this means drug wars between Hispanic gangs have reignited, or if this was simply a deal or an altercation gone wrong. The Vagos are known to have long-term turf wars both internally and with the city’s other major street gangs, including the [[Los Varios Aztecas|Aztecas]] who have been largely forced out of [[Los Santos in GTA V|Los Santos]] into [[Blaine County]], the [[Ballas in GTA V|Ballas]] and [[The Families|the Families]]. No one is clear on what caused this massacre, with LSPD spokesman [[Lee Whitless]] stating "We are desperately searching for someone to blame. We haven’t found anyone yet, so we are probably going to try to say something silly like 'it's the fault of junk food or pollution' simply for something to say."}}
{{quote|Police are scratching their heads as to what caused a violent shootout in [[Puerto Del Sol]] yesterday that left several [[Los Santos Vagos in GTA V|gang members]] dead. The recent rise in gang crime continues unabated. An alley of [[Magellan Ave|Magellan Avenue]] in [[Vespucci Beach]] was turned into a war zone and the battle then spilt out onto the surrounding streets. [[LSPD in GTA V|Police]] are uncertain if this means drug wars between Hispanic gangs have reignited, or if this was simply a deal or an altercation gone wrong. The Vagos are known to have long-term turf wars both internally and with the city’s other major street gangs, including the [[Los Varrios Aztecas|Aztecas]] who have been largely forced out of [[Los Santos in GTA V|Los Santos]] into [[Blaine County]], the [[Ballas in GTA V|Ballas]] and [[The Families|the Families]]. No one is clear on what caused this massacre, with LSPD spokesman [[Lee Whitless]] stating "We are desperately searching for someone to blame. We haven’t found anyone yet, so we are probably going to try to say something silly like 'it's the fault of junk food or pollution' simply for something to say."}}


===Residents to Farmers Market: Go back to your farms.===
===Residents to Farmers Market: Go back to your farms.===
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:After [[Nervous Ron]]
:After [[Nervous Ron]]
{{quote|When the farmers market takes over a city block, residents say it's like a plague of locusts has descended on the neighborhood. "Oh my god it is awful. These people mill about, buying overpriced crap, talking about recycling and hippie nonsense. It#s all so phony," one resident complained. The farmers market has become a staple of southern [[San Andreas in GTA V|San Andreas]] city life, where residents say they need to make themselves feel better and more connected to the earth in a place that breeds self-loathing and the electronic mechanization of our everyday lives. However, most people agree that food belongs in a grocery store, not being sold in the streets by people who compost their own feces.}}
{{quote|When the farmers market takes over a city block, residents say it's like a plague of locusts has descended on the neighborhood. "Oh my god it is awful. These people mill about, buying overpriced crap, talking about recycling and hippie nonsense. It#s all so phony," one resident complained. The farmers market has become a staple of southern [[San Andreas in GTA V|San Andreas]] city life, where residents say they need to make themselves feel better and more connected to the earth in a place that breeds self-loathing and the electronic mechanization of our everyday lives. However, most people agree that food belongs in a grocery store, not being sold in the streets by people who compost their own feces.}}
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