Madd Dogg (mission): Difference between revisions

'''Guy #1''': ''JUMP! Go on, jump! Oh, shit - Jesus... ''

'''Guy #2''': ''Jump! Come on, man, jump! You got it''.

'''Carl Johnson''': ''Hey, what's happening? Who's the idiot? ''

'''Guy #1''': ''Some washed up rapper''.

'''Guy #2''': ''It's Madd Dogg! Used to be a real chart-topping cat. Real playa! ''

'''Carl Johnson''': ''Madd Dogg? Aw, man. ''

'''Guy #2''': ''Jump! Come on! ''

'''Guy #1''':'' He lost all his money in the casino and went batso! ''

'''Carl Johnson''': ''Hey, MADD DOGG! Whatchoo doing up there, fool? ''

'''Madd Dogg''': ''Do I know you? I don't think so, so shut the fuck up! This is the end! It's over! Wuh - woah! Ohhh... ''

'''Guy #1''': ''Oh shit oh shit oh shit he's gonna go over he's gonna go over! ''

'''Carl Johnson''': ''No, Dogg, get a grip, dude, get a grip - you still got it! You still gangsta! ''

'''Madd Dogg''': ''I don't give a fuck no more. My [[Alan Crawford|manager]] got [[Management Issues|killed]], some asshole [[Madd Dogg's Rhymes|stole]] my rhyme book. Shit is rough. All the kids like this "[[OG Loc|Loc OG]]" or whatever the fuck his name is. Some fake ass gangster rapper bullshit. Liquor's my only friend. Woah! Shit... ''

'''Carl Johnson''': ''Come on, Dogg! You just need a new manager, baby, you're looking at him! ''

'''Madd Dogg''': ''I hate y'all''.

'''Carl Johnson''': ''Just come in off that ledge, man! ''

'''Guy #1''':'' Hey, don't talk him out of jumping, we got good money on this! ''

'''Guy #2''': ''Yeah, good odds, too! ''

'''Carl Johnson''': ''Damn, this town is cold... ''

'''Guy #1''': ''Man, jump!''

'''Madd Dogg''': ''Stay the fuck away - stay the fuck away!! I'm the best rapper in the universe! I'll jump! I'll jump! Woah! Wa-ah-ah! ''

'''Carl Johnson''': ''Oh, hell no! I gotta catch this fool. ''

'''Elvis impersonator''': ''Jump! Look what dying did for my career! ''

'''Madd Dogg''': ''This is it! This is the end! I'm out! ''

'''Carl Johnson''': ''Time to take your sorry ass to rehab you drunken idiot. ''

'''Madd Dogg''': ''Am I still the top rapper, dude? ''

'''Carl Johnson''': ''Best there ever was. Second to nobody else, homeboy. And the name's Carl. ''

'''Madd Dogg''': ''Thanks, Carl... (vomits) ''

'''Carl Johnson''':'' Hey, get yourself straightened out, then we can get you back in the studio. ''

'''Madd Dogg''':'' Carl. ''

'''Carl Johnson''': ''What? ''

'''Madd Dogg''': ''When I get clean I'm gonna need a new manager. Thought I might look you up. ''

'''Carl Johnson''': ''You do that, homie. ''