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== Script == | == Script == | ||
(''Café Robina, Umberto Robina approaches two women in his fathers café''.) | (''Café Robina, Umberto Robina approaches two women in his fathers café''.) | ||
'''Umberto Robina''': Hey | '''Umberto Robina''': Hey, ladies. You know what I'm gonna do? {{abbr|I'm gonna kill me a Haitian. And then?|dialogue omitted in Haitian-friendly version}} And then I'm going to make love like a man. You know that, {{abbr|chica|Spanish:girl}}? Something like this. | ||
(''Umberto starts humping the air and one of the women throws coffee on his crotch. Then the women leave'') | (''Umberto starts humping the air and one of the women throws coffee on his crotch. Then the women leave'') | ||
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'''Female Customer 1''': Loser! | '''Female Customer 1''': Loser! | ||
'''Female Customer 2''': Prick | '''Female Customer 2''': Prick. | ||
'''Umberto Robina''': Hey baby | '''Umberto Robina''': Hey, baby, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! Umberto Robina, he likes the ladies! Not some goat in a skirt! | ||
(''Tommy Vercetti arrives'') | (''Tommy Vercetti arrives'') | ||
'''Umberto Robina''': Tommy! Tommy, I love you, I love you | '''Umberto Robina''': Tommy!! Tommy, I love you, I love you! Let's go! | ||
'''Tommy Vercetti''': Go where? Can't I get a cup of coffee first? | '''Tommy Vercetti''': Go where? Can't I get a cup of coffee first? | ||
'''Umberto Robina''': No time for coffee | '''Umberto Robina''': No time for coffee! Besides, I just had one. {{abbr|We gonna take out the Haitians.|dialogue omitted in Haitian-friendly version}} Tommy, how do you take out a snake? You bite him in the ass! Hahaha! | ||
'''Tommy Vercetti''': Whatever you say Umberto. | '''Tommy Vercetti''': Whatever you say, Umberto. | ||
'''Umberto Robina''': Tommy, you go get us a little Haitian car. When you get it, come back and pick up my boy, Pepe, and take him out to the Haitians. Then, you go around to the Haitians | '''Umberto Robina''': Tommy, you go and get us a little {{abbr|Haitian|dialogue omitted in Haitian-friendly version}} car. When you get it, come back and pick up my boy, Pepe, and take him out to {{abbr|the Haitians. Then, you go around to the Haitians processing plant, and you use their solvent as an explosive. Boom! Bye bye!|replaced with "such and such...their processing plant" in Haitian-friendly version}} | ||
'''Tommy Vercetti''': Umberto, what about you? | '''Tommy Vercetti''': Umberto, what about you? | ||
'''Umberto Robina''': | '''Umberto Robina''': Uhh... I'm going to stay behind, and watch over the cafe with Poppa. He not feeling so good. You know? | ||
(''Little Havana, Tommy Vercetti'') | (''Little Havana, Tommy Vercetti'') | ||