|Appearances||GTA Vice City|
|Full Name||Kostantinos Smith|
|Place of Birth||Vice City|
Konstantinos Smith is a parody of a stereotyped "goth". He tells Maurice Chavez, on VCPR, things like, "The world is a lie, man. Only darkness is truth." He mentions that he had never been out in open sunlight in upwards of 18 years and that he spends his weekends at graveyards. Maurice calls him a "manically depressed loonie with anemia." (however, Konstantinos comes across at times as the most practical and stable person on the show). He later puts a hex on Maurice Chavez, at the request of Jeremy Robard.
He is voiced by Konstantinos.com