Nice Package

Nice Package
Victor Vance talking to Umberto Robina in Umberto's house in Little Havana
Victor Vance talking to Umberto Robina in Umberto's house in Little Havana

Victor Vance talking to Umberto Robina in Umberto's house in Little Havana
Game GTA Vice City Stories
For Umberto Robina
Target Package
Location Little Havana, Vice City
Reward $750
Unlocks Balls
Unlocked by Jive Drive

Nice Package is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, given to protagonist Victor Vance by Umberto Robina from his house in Little Havana, Vice City.


Victor was paged by Umberto who wants to talk to him. Upon arriving at Umberto's house, he starts to joke about Victor and he angrily threatens Umberto with a handgun. While Victor asks Umberto about how he knew Marty Jay Williams, Victor also asks him for opening an alliance with each other, but Umberto refuses and wants Vic to show his "balls" first. When outside Victor and a Cuban gang member get in the Cuban Hermes parked and go after the package being driven by another Cuban and being chased by more Cubans. After a chase Victor succeeds picking up the package and takes it back to Umberto.


(Victor enters Umberto's home.)

Victor Vance: Hey, you Umberto?

Umberto Robina: Did somebody order a stripper?

Victor Vance: Excuse me?

Umberto Robina: Because I like my bitches a bit less balding.

Victor Vance: What?

(Vic points a pistol at Umberto's face.)

Victor Vance: Are you a comedian, friend? Hmmm?

Umberto Robina: No, no... I'm a man, just like you.

Victor Vance: Uh-huh...

Umberto Robina: Umberto Robina. You must be Vance.

Victor Vance: Yeah, that's right. So you heard about Marty?

Umberto Robina: Yeah. I heard about that dumb punk. Came to an unfortunate end, huh? Bitch fight! I like that, huh? Two bitches going at it, hot and sweaty... Bang, bang, bang!

Victor Vance: Yeah, whatever you're into, man.

Umberto Robina: Hey, I'm into men! Men proving themselves!

Victor Vance: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sounds fun. Look, you worked for Marty for years. So in between men, can I rely on you?

Umberto Robina: Sure, pappy. If you can prove to me you got some balls!

(Vic and Umberto go outside)

Umberto Robina: I've got a package waiting for collection Downtown. Go get it for me, if you can.

Victor Vance: I'm not your delivery man, friend.

Umberto Robina: Until I know you got some balls, there'll be no alliance between us. Juan will go with you. He'll tell me if you've got something down there.

(Vic gets the package and takes it to the drop-off point)

Umberto Robina: Gracias, Vic! I kiss you!

Victor Vance: Whoa! Not today.


The reward for completing this mission is $750. The mission Balls is unlocked.


  • You can leave Juan behind after getting the package.

Video walkthrough

PS2 Version - GTASeriesVideos