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'''Pißwasser''' (mispronounced in-game as "pisswasser"; the correct pronunciation is actually "pissvasser") is a fictional German export lager frequently advertised on the radio stations and has it's own bar in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. 'Wasser' in the beer's name translates into English as 'water', making the beverage's literal name 'piss water', which is slang for cheap, watered-down beer. Billboards seen in-game expand the urine references, even going so far as to suggest the bottles contain nothing ''but'' urine. Furthermore, the six-crate of Pißwasser that [[Rockstar]] sent to UK website CVG Online as a present was | '''Pißwasser''' (mispronounced in-game as "pisswasser"; the correct pronunciation is actually "pissvasser") is a fictional German export lager frequently advertised on the radio stations and has it's own bar in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. 'Wasser' in the beer's name translates into English as 'water', making the beverage's literal name 'piss water', which is slang for cheap, watered-down beer. Billboards seen in-game expand the urine references, even going so far as to suggest the bottles contain nothing ''but'' urine. Furthermore, the six-crate of Pißwasser that [[Rockstar]] sent to UK website CVG Online as a present was labeled with the words 'Ü-Rhine', which is probably also a nod to the Rhine river in Germany. | ||
The radio and TV advertisements for the beer feature variations of a song sung by a stereotypical redneck man with lyrics that portray comically exaggerated effects of alcoholism, including "<nowiki>[giving]</nowiki> a dude head" and "<nowiki>[driving]</nowiki> drunk off a pier". The Pißwasser song largely spoofs [[Wikipedia:Budweiser|Budweiser's]] anthem, "This is Budweiser, This is Beer", but their cans are similar to [[wp:Grafenwalder|Grafenwalder]]. | The radio and TV advertisements for the beer feature variations of a song sung by a stereotypical redneck man with lyrics that portray comically exaggerated effects of alcoholism, including "<nowiki>[giving]</nowiki> a dude head" and "<nowiki>[driving]</nowiki> drunk off a pier". The Pißwasser song largely spoofs [[Wikipedia:Budweiser|Budweiser's]] anthem, "This is Budweiser, This is Beer", but their cans are similar to [[wp:Grafenwalder|Grafenwalder]]. | ||
== | ==Jingle transcript== | ||
:''Last night, I think I shit the bed,'' | |||
:''Got so drunk, I gave a dude head,'' | |||
:''Life is such a merciful blur,'' | |||
:''When you pop a Pißwasser.'' | |||
:''Pißwasser, don't drink it slow,'' | |||
:''3 a.m., buy some blow,'' | |||
:''Sleep on the bathroom on the floor,'' | |||
:''What really matters anymore?'' | |||
:''All the crap you do all day,'' | |||
:''Who fucking cares anyway? | |||
:''Pißwasser, this is beer!'' | |||
:''Drive drunk off a pier!'' | |||
:''Pißwasser drink all day!'' | |||
:''It helps your troubles go away, yeah yeah!'' | |||
:''Pißwasser: cheap German Lager for export only.'' | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||