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==Theme song== | ==Theme song== | ||
In GTA San Andreas, the | In GTA San Andreas, the company's two theme songs used in their somewhat odd radio advertisements are below. The first is as follows: | ||
Cock a doodle doo it's time for chicken!<br/> | "''Cock a doodle doo it's time for chicken!<br/> | ||
Cock a doodle doo it's time for a feast!<br/> | ''Cock a doodle doo it's time for a feast!<br/> | ||
''Eat a 90 piece bucket, you can tell,<br/> | |||
''He's been to Cluckin' Bell!<br/> | |||
''The chicken is a bird with a tiny brain,<br/> | |||
''So we assume he doesn't feel any pain,<br/> | |||
''We shrink their heads and we breed 'em fast,<br/> | |||
''Six wings, forty breasts, then they're gassed,<br/> | |||
''Cock a doodle doo we're psychotic crazies,<br/> | |||
''Cock a doodle doo factory farming's insane,<br/> | |||
''We denied it all before our stock price fell,<br/> | |||
''Come down to Cluckin' Bell!<br/> | |||
Cock a doodle doo we're psychotic crazies,<br/> | |||
Cock a doodle doo factory farming's insane,<br/> | |||
We denied it all before our stock price fell,<br/> | |||
Come down to | |||
Cluckin' Bell: If you enjoyed it, the chicken didn't die in vain! | ''Cluckin' Bell: If you enjoyed it, the chicken didn't die in vain!''" | ||
And the second: | And the second: | ||
Cock-a-doodle-do, we're a huge corporation,<br/> | "''Cock-a-doodle-do, we're a huge corporation,<br/> | ||
Cock-a-doodle-do, and we can't be stopped,<br/> | ''Cock-a-doodle-do, and we can't be stopped,<br/> | ||
All you protesters can go to hell,<br/> | ''All you protesters can go to hell,<br/> | ||
It's time for Cluckin Bell! | ''It's time for Cluckin' Bell! | ||
From the factory farmer to your plate,<br/> | ''From the factory farmer to your plate,<br/> | ||
The chicken's life is a sorry state,<br/> | ''The chicken's life is a sorry state,<br/> | ||
It's pumped full of chemicals, but what the hell,<br/> | ''It's pumped full of chemicals, but what the hell,<br/> | ||
They even make my breasts swell!<br/> | ''They even make my breasts swell!<br/> | ||
Filled full of hormones, so they get fat,<br/> | ''Filled full of hormones, so they get fat,<br/> | ||
At least we no longer slip in a rat,<br/> | ''At least we no longer slip in a rat,<br/> | ||
I love chicken with a shitty smell,<br/> | ''I love chicken with a shitty smell,<br/> | ||
And that's why I love Cluckin Bell!<br/> | ''And that's why I love Cluckin' Bell!<br/> | ||
Cluckin' Bell: Suffering never tasted so good! | ''Cluckin' Bell: Suffering never tasted so good!''" | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||