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==Alternate dialogue==
==Alternate dialogue==
'''Brucie''': Hey Nicky, I'm just gonna hit this guy up.
''(Brucie calls Stevie)''
'''Brucie''': Stevie, you serious hunk of lady-killing muscle, me and a friend need to borrow your car... the sweet one. It'll be cool, baby - ice cool. You know Brucie. What? Outside? Great. Stay strapped bro.
'''Niko''': You friend is fine with us taking it? He doesn't think we're going to trash it or nothing?
'''Brucie''': Stevie knows that he can trust Brucie with anything. He'll look after shit. Trust Brucie with anything but your girlfriend, man. And you can't be so sure he'll look after her. At least not the way you want her to be looked after, you get what I mean? You know?
'''Niko''': That's real cool, Brucie.
'''Brucie''': I'm just joking, man. Brucie wouldn't fuck another man's bitch. He's got too many women after him already to waste his time with taken pussy.
'''Niko''': That's good to know. I'll definitely ask you to chaperone any girlfriend of mine.
'''Brucie''': Who are you kidding, Nicky? You and me aren't girlfriend types. We... we see bitches but we can't get tied down. We gotta get out there bro. Spread our seed in as many fields as we can.
'''Niko''': I don't know. If I met the right girl sometime...
'''Brucie''': That's what I say when people ask me if the juice has given me funny balls, you know? How would I be able to get with so many chicks if my balls were funny? Come on, man. Think about it.
'''Niko''': Brucie, I don't need to think about your balls, I'm cool.


==Failing the mission==
==Failing the mission==


[[Category:GTA IV Scripts]]
[[Category:GTA IV Scripts]]
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