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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
'''Brucie''': Come on Nicky, we need some wheels. | |||
''(The two get in a vehicle)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': Niko, man, excuse me but I got to make this call to tell this guy we're borrowing his car. | |||
''(Brucie calls Stevie)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': Stevie boy, how's tricks? No man, you can spot me. Ha ha. For sure. Alright, listen man, alright listen me... me and my ice cold friend Niko got to borrow your car. No, the other one. Of course it'll be cool. It's outside? Great. I love you man. | |||
'''Niko''': He's fine with us taking it? We won't have an incident like the last time I got a car for you? | |||
'''Brucie''': No way, man. That was a one time only baby. Me and Stevie are tight. Okay, tighter than that. Tighter than... shit I was gonna say my abs but I think you know that nothing's tighter than this shit. Wanna feel? | |||
'''Niko''': Thanks, but I got my hands full. | |||
'''Brucie''': God, this is exactly the type of shit you and me should be doing. Cruising for bitches, destroying the town. You and me could be doing some serious damage. Like a nuclear bomb up in this shit. But a sexy bomb, you know? A bomb that only affects girls with D-cups, tight asses, blond hair, no cellulite, and tan, yeah! | |||
'''Niko''': Right? I don't know if I get your meaning but we can hang out sometime. | |||
''(Niko and Brucie get to Stevie's car)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': Here we are, see what I mean? Sweet. | |||
''(The two get in the car)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': We got a race to win. | |||
'''Niko''': So, when we get there will you be driving? | |||
'''Brucie''': No way, man. I'm just here to look good. Me and you are cruising together. That's how we roll. Passenger side. Flexing the guns. Scoping the chicks. Flashing the bling. Pumping the sounds. Riding shotgun while my boy Niko pulls off some baddass, Red Army, pedal to the metal, skin of your teeth, burnt rubber moves. Am I right? Is that our style? Because I think that that is how we roll up in this shit. Man I'm fucking pumped today! | |||
''(Niko drives to the start)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': Here we be. You ready to feel the Gs? Your skin looks really rough man, you had some help? A little botulism special there? I like that homie. You want a shot when we get back? | |||
'''Niko''': I'm fine. | |||
''(If Niko is in first)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': You're moving me Nicky. | |||
'''Brucie''': It's lonely at the top, NB. Lonely baby. | |||
'''Brucie''': Alpha males, baby. | |||
'''Brucie''': Domination. That's all. Domination. | |||
'''Brucie''': This is where we belong, first place. | |||
''(If Niko is in last)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': I thought the red army taught you better than this fucker? | |||
'''Brucie''': Give it 100 percent. Give it! Come on kid! | |||
'''Brucie''': Bitches don't like losers, man. You're genetically different homie! | |||
''(Niko wins the race)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': Intense, intense, I fucking love you man. Number one. Good driving. How do I look? Pretty good, right? | |||
'''Niko''': Yeah, pretty good. | |||
'''Brucie''': Take me back to my apartment, man. I'm feeling jacked. I wanna hit the weights. Now. | |||
''(Niko begins to drive Brucie back to his garage)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': You know what Niko, you can keep this car. You earned it and I can't have my boy rolling in anything but serious genetically different winner style, you know? | |||
'''Niko''': I thought it belonged to Steve? | |||
'''Brucie''': Fuck Steve, you are the man, man. You are number one. You won this shit anyway. I'll give Steve the bitch. | |||
'''Niko''': The bitch don't work too good. | |||
'''Brucie''': Don't worry about that. Brucie has the magic fingers. They only touch prime engines and hot models. No cellulite. Okay VIP only, read my lips, I'm a winner. And when they touch. Shit, they work some serious magic bro. | |||
'''Niko''': What is it that you do, Brucie? Are you a mechanic? I don't get it. | |||
'''Brucie''': I'm a businessman, an entrepreneur. I make shit happen. | |||
'''Niko''': Sure, but you seem kind of legit. Why do you need guys killed? | |||
'''Brucie''': Of course I'm legit. Have you seen my delts? That shit is as legitimate as it gets! | |||
'''Niko''': What about these guys you need killed? | |||
'''Brucie''': Fuck, Nicky, you know Brucie. He's number one. It's lonely at the top. Sometimes, the juice, it just takes control, okay. The red mist descends and I need shit to happen to people. | |||
'''Niko''': Are you talking about fucking 'roid rage? Is that why I killed those men? | |||
'''Brucie''': There were bad cats, Nicky. Maybe the juice meant I wasn't as patient as I should have been. But you know, as a businessman, I can't let people get away with shit. I need to be firm. | |||
'''Niko''' Look Brucie, I like you and I think we should hang out but I don't want to work with you no more. I can't go around fucking people up because you've over done it on the juice. | |||
'''Brucie''': Alright, Nicky, man. I'm feeling you, ok? You don't wanna let our business thing get in the way of our personal relationship. That's all good man. | |||
'''Niko''': Cool | |||
==Alternate dialogue== | ==Alternate dialogue== | ||