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===Daily Globe (Shelia Hitano): Disgusting scene as senior marries college senior.=== | ===Daily Globe (Shelia Hitano): Disgusting scene as senior marries college senior.=== | ||
{{quote|Bob Killington married Tracy Hernandez Friday. It would normally be an exciting affair, except that he is 80 and she is 25. It is disgusting that successful men think they can scoop up a young woman at any age. I work out. I run on the treadmill. But rich elder men just aren't interested in an attractive 28 year old. To hear the misogynistic comments from Killington who is almost in his grave yet is able to pull girls much younger - it fills me with an insecurity that makes me want to start cutting again.}} | {{quote|Bob Killington married Tracy Hernandez Friday. It would normally be an exciting affair, except that he is 80 and she is 25. It is disgusting that successful men think they can scoop up a young woman at any age. I work out. I run on the treadmill. But rich elder men just aren't interested in an attractive 28 year old. To hear the misogynistic comments from Killington who is almost in his grave yet is able to pull girls much younger - it fills me with an insecurity that makes me want to start cutting again.}} | ||
==Unknowing the Truth== | |||
===Daily Globe (Mike Dunn): Cult crazy flees with cash.=== | |||
{{quote|It has been a bizarre few weeks for The Epsilon Program. Reports indicate Epsilon's founder and leader, Cris Formage, has absconded amid accusations of a car theft ring and money laundering operation. Clearly Epsilonism is living up to its reputation as the "American religion." Mr. Formage had claimed to be close to completion of the great scriptural work of Epsilonism - The Epsilon Tract. Although now what happens to the religion, or the book without its founder, is a question we do not know the answer to.}} | |||
Killington - steel magnate | Killington - steel magnate | ||
Tracy: not very smart, | Tracy: not very smart, | ||
Jock Cranley - 16 y/o daughter | Jock Cranley - 16 y/o daughter | ||